are there any movies about the deep sea, with creatures in them
>>67279474
the abyss
>>67279474
Sphere
What did you think, /tv/?
Thought it was great until the ending went full retard
0 rewatchability
I loved it, didn't mind the ending, it felt like a teaser for what was to come and that made it work well I thought.
Why does Hollywood keeps praising single moms so much?
that movie was made like 40 years ago.
>>67279279
and yet they keep doing the same
>>67279253
Because all movies must have romance. Even if your main character has a child, they must also be single so there can be romance.
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Daily reminder
But ferris bueller and he's nice and jewy
>>67279239
no way not matthew broderick he's america's sweetheart he oculd never do this
>>67279239
>manslaughter
>bad
kek
>cringy dialogue
>objectively bad performances
I love how weird this guy's movies are but his inability to write dialogue or create a good performance hinders his films from being masterpieces.
Please tell me why I'm wrong, I'm genuinely curious how people can think otherwise about the dialogue and certain performances.
neo/tv/ is the pits
You have 30 seconds to be funny. GO!
The dialogue and performances aren't mean to be naturalistic.
Can we have one of these?
>>67278929
stop posting the same old webms and you might have a thread.
post the big guys pls
>Hi, I'm the cancer killing horror movies right now (and even the plots of non-horror movies)
How do we get rid of smart phones in movies that doesn't involve painful writing about bad signals or setting it in the 80's/90's?
>>67278760
You can't.
Unfriended is the future of horror cinema
>>67278760
Horror movies are cancer anyway.
Smart phones are cancerous I agree, but what's the difference between that and land lines being cut?
Things that were gay in the 80's.
Me
>>67278981
i think he still might be gay today
So you came back to die with your citeeeeh
No. I came back for you.
>>67278202
So you came back to crash with your plane
Just...
Just...
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Since Warcraft and Assassin's Creed are coming out this year with Rachet and Clank coming, and Portal and Half Life in the works, are we ushering in the era of vidyashit? If so what other games will start following suite?
>>67278102
what fuckin story can rat and cuck with portal tell?
none
i think warcraft will break records, because of the game only obiously
>>67278102
Assassins Creed is based on a book moron
>>67278102
Yes, vidyashit is the new capeshit
/tv/ is Groundhog Day
I haven't catched nearly enough movies
/tv/ is Gremlins
>>67278074
In what respect? It's a heartfelt diamond in the rough with an important message? Or the same thing every day?
>watching "The Most Hated Family In America"
>want to bang some of the girls
>agree with some of the things the church is saying
>want to live in a righteous whoreless community
>want to do that girl
How do I get in? Do I tell them I watched Louis' show and wanted to know more?
>>67277853
Some of them were qt.
They probably don't believe in contraception as well.
>>67277853
>Tfw I wanted to hatefuck the daughters with mybbcthe entire time they were on screen
No regrets. They're all clearly full of shit though.
>>67277853
>2016
>people still don't realize that the WBC is nothing but a legal scam
Really want to get with one of the daughters? Be a lawyer and help them sue people to make money
What is the point of this character? She is consistently hindering this show.
>it's a blonde whore is the only one who understands Frank Castle episode
>it's a foggy or Matt makes a quirky counter argument while karen looks at them with a sly grin episode
>it's a fucking shitty forced romantic episode with murdoc and karen
Honestly that broad foggy was fucking is a better character.
>>67277828
Why didn't Frank fuck her?
y isnt she my gf
her point is to make my dick hard
Nana Nana Nana Nana
Nana Nana Nana Nana
FAT
MAN
>>67277713
I'm sorry, did you think this was Ben Affleck?
He'll be fine once he starts cycling again
RUDE.
I mean everything in the movie sucks so much.
>>67277593
you mean pinhead's cenobites aren't the baddest most frightening and original movie monsters to ever grace the screen?
w-what about bartender head? or DJ man? or pic related?
>>67277593
literally just the poster for the first movie with the troma cityscape in the background
>>67277792
How the hell etc etc
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