why do the cops and terrorists start fist fighting? they all have guns.
It is too big to understand
This is a Nolan movie, thing don't have to make sense.
>>67271237
because Nolan got lazy with Rises
What is the Ukranian Red Borscht soup of film and television?
>>67271113
A pile of cold shit for lowest quality citizens? Interstellar or something
>>67271113
>not preferring superior Hungarian Goulash
I bet you watch flicks too.
>>67271123
kek
New Holomodor when?
>able to turn around every restaurant and hotel
>literally saves families from disintegrating and drug addicts from ruining their lives
>turns idiots into good chefs
is there a thing this man can't do?
>>67270019
Be civil.
>>67270019
Have a good relationship with his father in law?
more than 60% of the restaurants he saves close after filming
I hate this fucking character.
>ruins Elektra with a shitty tweest that retroactively makes her and Matt's relationship way less interesting
>nothing he says or does makes any sense
>has no personality trait apart from "bitterly sarcastic"
>>67269980
>hating based sticks
Full pleb
also Elektra thread
Sometimes he's cool but he feels very badly written, he keeps showing up at the last minute to help end fights but where was he the rest of the time? Why does he send others tokill Elektrawhen he had the perfect opportunity to do it himself when they were fucking living together?
Army dog? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him 'Gook Gutting' doggo, because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood. Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created. You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not dog. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare paws. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told army dog what he could and couldn't do. I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul. "I do it out of respect. Respect for the labrador breed. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!" In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
So is army dog posting actually a thing now
>>67270010
You know it nigga
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
Is this the greatest opening credit sequence of all time?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlfaWCKRC8I
>>67269945
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMArVYkqZ8
Why would you fuck a random stranger in the ass just like that and without a condom? The probability of getting shit on your dick seems extraordinarily high
>>67269945
Enter the Void was much better
ITT: The show you would kill if you could kill one show
pic related for me. just because someone is in a movie or show doesn't mean they should be stalked and harrassed
>>67269823
O'Reily Factor
I just saved the world from 74 year olds ruining the electoral process.
This.
They think they're celebrities.
>>67269856
t. JohnOliver
ITT: Films and TV series that you would NOT want to see a 'soft reboot', straight up remake, or sequel to.
I realized today that Back to the Future is old enough now that the current generation of teens would probably snap up a remake/sequel of the old series, and the very idea made me feel ill.
So, what are some movies or TV shows you guys would hate to see remade?
Back to the future at this point is like an endangered species of iconic movies that haven't been ruined by dogshit remakes.
>>67270574
They just need to make a 4th movie so bad nobody will touch the franchise for decades
Like Indy
Fuck you /tv/ you told me he wouldn't die until until later. I wasn't ready for this. Your historical accuracy means nothing.
>>67269673
Legitimately a shocking and well executed death scene and he had some great lines.
>Whatever remorse I have or do not have, is my own. That I choose not to share it with you, says more about you than it does about me.
>A shepeherd...? You are the sheep and whatever I have to say to God, I'll tell him myself, or not at all.
>These men who brought me here today, do not fear me. They brought me here today because they fear you... Because they know that my voice, the voice that refuses to be enslaved, once lived in you. And may yet still... They brought me here today to show you death, And use it to frighten you, into ignoring that voice. But know this... We are many. They are few. To fear death is a choice, And they can't hang us all...
>Get on with it motherfucker
>>67269673
Fuck the governor. I just finished this episode, I'm fucking furious. I miss Chaz.
>>67269673
Get on with it motherfucker
hey /tv/. what are your thoughts on these guys?
cucks
>>67269181
Two Dark Boys
reddit in human form
Is this worth seeing in theaters?
I don't want to run into any furries tbhonest
just wait man. don't support this type of film and culture
>>67268949
3.75 mb are you tarded?
>>67268949
Idk about worth seeing in theaters but it was fun, and I absolutely lost my shit at the parts with the sloths.
What was the point of this movie?
>>67268768
It subverts the expectations of the audience while reminding people that film can be intellectual, subversive as well as pure literature.
le edgy randum XD movie for redditors
>Tom Waits
Is he a good actor?
Ask someone who havent seen Batman v Superman in the premiere anything
>>67268716
Are you going to see it? If so, are you excited? If not, why?
>>67268716
How long have you been gay?
ask a guy who just saw a 7-11 clerk anything
Is there any reason to think that this isn't the best Batman movie of all time?
>>67268679
Nope, you nailed it. People that say TDK is better are only looking at Ledgers performance
>>67268679
I can think of one.
>>67268756
What was up with Bane's voice? It sounded so weird and stupid. I couldn't take him seriously at all.
What's the difference between
>Kino
>Cinema
>Film
>Movie
>Flick
What are some examples?pic semi-related
Kino was an iconic Soviet post-punk band headed by Viktor Tsoi. It was one of the most famous rock groups in the Soviet Union
Kino: Army Dog
Cinèma: The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoise
Film: Eyes Wide Shut
Movie: Inception
Flick: The Big Lebowski
I hope this helps.
>>67268974
I'm watching the french rip of Army Dog and army dog suddenly has a funky moustache. Wtf?
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