So, I saw BvS at an early screening, and it was easily the best superhero movie of all time, even better than "The Dark Knight." I went into the theater with already really high expectations, and the movie was even better than I expected. Yeah, the movie is pretty dark. It's darker than the Nolan trilogy, so that should give you a pretty good taste of what's to come. There are a few jokes here and there. Ben Affleck's performance as Batman was AMAZING. The best Batman yet. This one can actually fight, unlike Keaton's Batman who relied nearly solely on gadgets, and Bale's Batman whose fighting looked really dumb. For real, though, Affleck needs to win an Oscar for Best Actor. Eisenberg's performance as Lex Luthor was brilliant. Cavill's performance as Superman was pretty much the same as his performance in Man of Steel. His performance as Clark Kent was very accurate to the comics. Every other member of the cast did great, too, but those were the performances that stood out (Irons was great as Alfred, too).
The movie is ACTION PACKED. The fight between Batman and Superman was amazing. The way the fight was choreographed was beyond anything we've ever seen before. It's any fanboy's dream come true. As for the length of the fight: The true fight is longer than the Hulkbuster vs. Hulk battle in "Avengers: Age of Ultron." The reason I say TRUE fight is because there are technically two fights (sort of). One is a Batmobile chase (the end of it was the "Do You Bleed?" scene we saw featured in Conan), and the other one is the Dark Knight Returns-reminiscent fight (yeah, the one where Batman fights Superman in the armor). I'm not going to spoil who wins, but they both throw some pretty devastating punches at one another.
No crucial part of the film was revealed before the screenings or the movie's release. The visuals look amazing (except for one particular scene, where the CGI looked like trash). Overall, definitely a 10/10 film.
>>67233077
Literally go fuck yourself. tl;dr
You make it too obvious with the ridiculous hyperbole
>>67233077
Le auto shill bot post
Is there anybody that actually likes Ewoks?
my brother adores them and beat me up when i mentioned how they are made for making toys
My wife's boyfriend likes them.
kids
zoophiles
autists
What was supposedly wrong with this? I thought it delivered exactly what an Avengers movie would set out to. The only thing I didn't like was that I thought the villain was a bit lame but that's nothing new.
>>67232926
Nothing
DCuks grabbing at straws right before their franchise fails again oh so spectacularly.
pic related.
I enjoyed it and it was clear whedon was fighting the studio at every turn.
Why did they make Ultron have SO MANY quips though? It completely took me out of the moment in half his scenes, and made him a less serious villain as a result.
tell me what is wrong with this
>Man gets brutally beaten by a woman for female empowerment
I'm all for gender equality but why do men have to suffer for women to feel good about themselves. You don't see women getting beaten up by men in male power fantasies.
>>67232631
>>Man gets brutally beaten by a woman for female empowerment
'female empowerment' is a strange way to say 'giving me an erection'
because men are more powerful than women
I won't lie, OP's post aroused me
Explain this.
Nigger cuckoldry
>its real
what the fuck
i dont hate supergirl or anything but it felt like power rangers the few episodes i watched
>>67232493
Netflix forgot to pay off the reviewers
PROS: Director is a gamer, also directed two modestly budgeted quality sci-fi films.
CONS: Not a single famous actor, literally the most famous person in the cast is Ben Foster, and if you're like "who?" then that's my point.
How confident are we, Anon?
>>67232387
>How confident are we, Anon?
Not confident at all. But I never was since video game based movies are rarely any good.
I hope it will be at least visually pleasing and enjoyable for what it is.
>>67232387
I thought Clancy Brown was also in it?
>yfw vidyashit era begins
So, what did you think about Scream queen ending?
>>67232382
I didn't watch it because I am not a teenage girl.
It didn't involve her beating the shit out of me, so I was kinda upset.
I like how they threw Lea Michelle a bone after her boyfriend committed suicide.
Why didn't she get sick after a gallon of alien afterbirth gushed into her open abdomen?
>>67232160
Because this was a really bad movie that was terrible at being science fiction and terrible at being horror
Space medicine
>>67232160
wish i could gush into her abdomen to be honest, family.
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>YMS now has more subs than RLM
how far they've fallen...
>>67232036
the wheels are in motion, why do you think mike was writhing around in the last hitb, his ass must be really sore
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What do you guys think of this steaming pile of ambition?
This is one of the worst films I've ever seen that I somehow feel I admire. It's not just that it's confusing, it's empty. Every formal element taken on its own, was fucking terrible. Yet somehow this film ALMOST convinced me of its worth.
I don't know what to think really. It's almost a parody of itself.
>>67232006
I really like this film, I also admit it's shit.
>>67232006
I loved it. No idea why. It's just ridiculous.
Plus it has the best line of all time
https://youtu.be/_0IexZXHyCE
Wew
I own this film on DVD, Blu-ray, and I also own the comics.
Complete crap, but I love it desu.
what's your opinion of Joaquin Phoenix?
What's your favorite movie with him?
>>67231937
Fight club best
Her worst
I would let him cum in my vagina. and mouth. and ass
the master
What went wrong?
>>67231776
Nothing. It was an enjoyable movie that made me laugh a couple of times.
I bet people hating on it haven't even watched it.
>>67231776
Jews age like milk. Nothing new.
salma hayek drained his energy if you know what I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA8f1oKz4L4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlopiI4DE44
Who would fuck you?
Dave Foley is the original JUST
>Foley married Tabatha Southey on December 31, 1991 and had two children: Edmund "Ned" (born in 1991) and Basil (born in 1995). They divorced in 1997 after six years of marriage. In 2011, Foley stated that as a result of having been judicially mandated to pay Southey some $10,700 per month, or "literally 400 per cent of [his] income" in child support, he cannot return to Canada without facing imprisonment.[14] He was also over $500,000 in arrears for unpaid support.
Was watching SNL earlier and it was so unfunny, I had to watch an actual funny sketch show.
Then I made this thread.
Anyone know the sketch where Scott Thompson has giant arms and he keeps talking to another guy about how all his relatives saw "the Fly"? I haven't seen that in fifteen years, and I can't find it anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1chLj1fro&list=PL71E8DA331EA1D7B0&index=5
ITT: Daredevil Season 2 discussion.
I'm 3/4 of the way through episode 5 and I had to pause for a moment.The ridiculous fucking amount of "romance" that they're trying to add in this show just makes me cringe every time I see it. I can't stand watching Murdock suck Karen's face, and everything with Elektra is just awkward as fuck to watch.
Maybe it's just too relatable.
>inb4 virginfag
>>67231380
The romance aspect is fine.
Matt started falling for Karen, who appeals to his good side with a sense of justice. Then Elektra comes along and relates to Matt on the whole vigilante/fighter aspect and knows who he is moreso than Karen.
Elektra absolutely is a must in the Daredevil world, so she needed to be added. And seeing as how morality was the huge focus of this season, the love triangle good/bad aspect played in perfectly with it.
Matt having to hold that ridiculous face for Fisk's ranting rage fit
>Next season
>Elektra appears alive and well
>Bullseye kills her again
>war movie
>americans are the protagonists
Post some where amerifats are baddies
>>67231089
Brits used to make great war movies, then they became a bunch of pacifist pussies and stopped.
>implying the English Patient is better than
>Platoon
>Apocalypse Now
>The Deer Hunter
>Full Metal Jacket
you implied this, right?
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