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>not speaking a specific second (or third/fourth/etc) language so you can communicate easily with the evil party members while the good party members are sleeping
We use ASL for the evil party members. It's been going great though there is always a chance that the lazy stupid "good" party members might eventually pick some up.
What languages do you use, /tg/? Any tips on keeping the real fun hidden from the retards in your group?
It's a sad time when co-operation in a team game is less important than imaginary personal gain.
>>46134943
Spoken like a true retard who insists on playing a paladin and nursemaiding an rpg group because "my character wouldn't like that"
>>46134909
>Any tips on keeping the real fun hidden from the retards in your group?
I dunno, OP, but they must be pretty effective. After all, they've hidden it from you.
Can you play a RPG with only two people? If so, what systems? I have no experience of rpgs but enjoy my board games. Any suggestions appreciated
>>46134519
Two players, including the Master or a Master and two PCs?
>>46134519
You mean two as in 'one game master, one player"? If so, afaik yes, you can, although it's a little below optimal. There are even some adventures made for 1v1. It can sure work out, it's just systematized make-belive, keep that in mind.
Op here.
Me and the missus basically have an interest in starting an RPG, but there are no clubs or groups wed join near us.
It would just be the two of us.
Welp,so much for being sneaky.
>>46133856
Since when does the sword scream?
>>46133956
It's not the sword, it's Minmax screaming earlier.
Whenever he draws it his hand goes into a little portal and picks it up from when he let go of it.
>>46134011
Wasn't that line from when he was trying to throw his sword to Forgath but he kept grabbing it.
WHO BETTA
GORK OR MORK
GORK
E'Z BRUTAL KUNNIN', AN' BRUTAL KUNNIN' BEATZ KUNNIN' BRUTALNESS ANY DAY
>>46132697
WUT?! MORK E'Z KUNNINLY BRUTAL AN' BRUTALLY KUNNIN'!
OI, ERE WE GO AGAIN WIFF DIS DISCUSSION EVERY ORK KNOWS MORK IS DA BEST
You are a shard of one of the ancient and undying gods locked away long ago by a lone goddess, stealing much of your power. The time when men huddled in caves and mud huts, saying your name in tones of reverence and fear has long passed. Now, they worship the one who cast you away in grand cathedrals, and you're existence can only be found in the oldest of tomes. Much has changed since you last were aware of anything, even you're identity, but now you feel a trickle of energy flowing down to you in the abyss. You feel memory returning. Who are you?
>Ymmos,...
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Sorry, meant "your"
>>46132238
>>Uborh, the winged serpent, God of the Sky
>>46132238
>Ymmos, the beast of many forms, God of the Wild
Might wanna get a trip OP, pretty easy to just use your name
Can you guys help me out with some plot hooks in a crimson sky setting?
>>46132202
How the hell is the ISA not bigger? They have literally EVERYTHING you need to expand
>>46132202
Industrial States of America sounds kinda stupid. Why not just name it United States of America?
New plane parts in X that is having Y go on at the moment and we must get them before Z so that 14 doesnt giant lightning tower.
>Our party comes across a clear Zatochi expy
>his eyes are dull grey, he is completely blind
>When he challenges our fighter to a duel he's wiping the floor with him
>this guy, despite being blind, is still a complete beast on the battlefield and is able to hold our best fighter down
>Suddenly: the Cleric goes:
>"I cast Remove Blindness!"
>He...
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>>46130187
I failed to hit a chicken that was at my feet and ended up chopping off one of my toes.
So that was pretty fun. Of course if I lose another toe I'll be taking a dex penalty, so that's not fun.
>>46130287
Why would you be taking Dex Penalties for losing toes?
Maybe if it was only for running/acrobatic type stuff and even then after some downtime the GM should let you remove some of those penalties by learning to adjust to your new feet properly.
>>46130345
Because you lose quite a bit of balance when you lose a few of your toes.
It's really only for losing some AC since I literally don't have any skills that use Dex that I put points into.
What did /tg/ think of pic related?
I thought the 80s motif was goofy, but fun. It kept me entertained, enough.
Op here, mostly wondering if it is going to get the /tg/ seal of approval.
>>46129808
I wanted to run a setting based off that, Six String Samurai, and After the End mod for ck2
>>46129808
I'm so behind on the movies and TV these days.
Just got finished watching "The Gamers: Dorkness Rising"
Did people actually like this, or am I missing out on some sort of joke?
>>46129807
I liked it
>>46129807
It was great.
People who don't like this movie take themselves too seriously.
>>46129807
I liked it. It was funny.
What are /tg/ thoughts on kill team heralds of ruin and how does it compare to other skirmish level campaign war games like mordheim and necromunda? Post your lists and stories of your games.
>>46129422
Haven't played yet.
I like the mini-Codexes with custom options thrown in to add flavor and/or utility to certain teams.
Unfortunately, they're under a kind of rebuild at the moment. Original site owner and curator kind of fell off the grid, and eventually said he's not going to keep it up anymore. Another group picked it up and is currently bringing it fully forward into 7e, where some were still stuck in 5e. New group seems a little more open to some new ideas, like incorporating...
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>>46129422
>and how does it compare to other skirmish level campaign war games like mordheim and necromunda?
Top fucking kek.
>>46129422
Its baby's first skirmish game.
That said, it is better than baseline 40k, but that isn't a stunning accomplishment.
Just play Frostgrave/Infinity/Malifaux as suits your tastes, unless you live in one of those hellholes where people refuse to give anything non-GW the time of day, in which case you have my pity.
Well /tg/ what's your character's suicide plan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZSI9s5z7c
I fully plan for helicopter tour and sky diving into the pavement.
other ideas i've had was "flaming vehicular rampage", "C4 baseball" or "fading into the distance, followed by 'he had a hard life' and a montage"
>>46126811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpr9qvuodVA
First, I'm going to burn my worst enemy's gigantic marijuana farm to the ground.
Then I'm going to break into a secure bank vault and steal all his money.
After that I'm going to fuck his wife, blow up his house, and go out in a hail of gunfire.
Fighting until the end with every last ounce of strength they have was always the most endearing death.
The ones who try to run and get shot in the back aren't remembered very well.
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(If someone knows how to get this added to the quest runner directory, I’d be grateful).
You are THE CAPTAIN of the TSAB dimensional patrol vessel TSL Nimbus, currently having just finished re-entry in Uninhabited World Number 117. Somewhere on the ground far below your mages are attacking an illegal firearms smugglers’ hideout, their objective being to disable (intact!) the smugglers’ freighter before it can take off and escape...
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>>46125138
[X] Usethe McFuckingSubject O'Field
>>46125583
Good day to you too!
“Renault, engage the ground mage. Maserati, get to the ship while she’s distracted.”
“Finally!” Renault huffs. She charges straight for the kill, while the ground mage shoulders her rocket launcher and fires. The resulting explosion and cloud of dust prevents you from seeing who came out on top for the moment.
Not that you have the time to spare – switching screens, you judge the new aerial mage’s speed, the one trying to intercept Ophelia, and find it wanting.
“Ophelia. Keep heading straight for the freighter; the mage will get only one...
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What's high school like in the forty-first millennium?
>>46123799
They're called Schola Progeniums anon. And they're grimdark of course.
>>46123872
/thread
>>46123872
How grimdark we talkin'?
I'm looking for rare ingredients. VERY rare ingredients.
Items like fish breath, hen's teeth, and the sound of a cat's footfalls.
Got any to offer?
A woman's virginity.
The color of your true love's hair.
>>46123169
The tear of a heart broken dragon.
How do you have a good lawful evil character?
>>46122910
you don't, they're evil you doofus
>>46122910
I can't they are evil, if they were good they would be lawful good, you are a moron.
Kill yourself.
>>46122910
Have the same objective as the rest of the PCs, and the patience to work with them towards that goal, without rocking the boat.
"Defeat the greater evil" and all that.
