Why does U always get the shit end of the stick?
And why does R get all the cool stuff?
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
bad bait
>>46090562
I'm trying so hard not to take this bait
What are you working on right now, GMs of /tg/? Post here for help, feedback, or just to show off how cool you are.
I want to make a dungeon the size of a city. How do I make this workwithout spending excessive amounts of time?
>>46090235
>Take your dice bag
>Roll it out on a large section of grid paper.
>Anything that comes up max, put a room there.
>Room are the size of the die that rolled it, a d6 makes a room containing 6 squares, a d20 makes a room of 20, etc.
>Repeat until you have enough rooms
>Connect
It's what I do for small to mid size dungeons. a city to me counts as a mid size dungeon.
>>46090235
If you don't want to do the work yourself, there's quite a few dungeon generators for fantasy settings. I think a favorite is Donjon.
>announced a game set in 1920s, focused on mafia and prohibition
>every player in my group liked the concept and was interested in playing
>female player joins the group, wants to play female
>no idea how to include her into the story
help me out bros. Normally I would have no objections, but female gangster just doesen't fucking fit.
What system would be good for X-COM or hell, even Starship Troopers game?
>>46089763
How about... No. Let's instead ask what setting could we use the X-COM System in.
bump
Only war would be good for starship troopers
Stat me, /tg/.
>>46089655
GMPC
No, Fuck you jesus. Go back to being dead.
>>46089655
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid
Hit Dice: 1d8+1 (5 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (+3 studded leather armor), touch 10, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+4
Attack: Falchion +4 melee (2d4+4/18-20) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+3)
Full Attack: Falchion +4 melee (2d4+4/18-20) or javelin +1 ranged (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., light sensitivity
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +0, Will -2
Abilities: Str 17, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 8, Wis 7, Cha 6
Skills: Listen +1, Spot +1
Feats: Alertness
Environment: Temperate hills
Organization: Gang (2-4), squad (11-20 plus 2 3rd level sergeants and 1 leader of 3rd-6th level), or band (30-100 plus 150% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level sergeant per 10 adults, 5 5th-level lieutenants, and 3 7th-level captains)
Challenge Rating: 1/2
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Often chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +0
I have a problem /tg/.
I was considering running a cyberpunk game for some friends, and I came to a hard decision.
Is it more fun to be the bounty hunter, or the shadowrunner? Tank police or motorcycle crime squad?
Basically, which is better- cops or robbers?
Cops, always cops.
You never get to play as the authorities and it fucking sucks.
>>46089089
There's not much difference, to be honest. The only thing that i can think of is the fact that cops have to be less destructive, because laws.
>>46089151
don't forget that you also have at least some authority.
Let's make a Space Marine Chapter! I made this color scheme, and now want to roll it up as a chapter.
D10 for why we were founded!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>46088315
Crusade!
Roll a d100 for when we were founded.
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>46088318
http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/11th-in-houston-with-jeskai-black/
>If you're 13-0 you can get into the Top 8, so you should scoop so I, a pro hall of famer, can get into the top 8 and get some prize equity.
>After all, you're just losing a few packs! And I'm getting into the Top 8 I so deserve to be in, but wasn't able to win enough games to do so.
>I'm not mad this guy who I have explicitly named out of all of the opponents I faced didn't scoop for me to let me into the Top 8.
>But I will remember it for the rest of my competitive career, and write a passive-aggressive article several paragraphs long about it.
"Professional" "Hall of Fame" Magic Players are fucking disgusting.
There's just something about this guy that any opportunity that I have to dream crush him, I would go for it every time.
I like how he takes a moment to explain how mad he isn't, while sounding completely butt-mad the entire time.
>>46088279
I bet hissub-200dream is crushed every time he steps on the scale. :^)
Tell me the dirtiest thing you ever did with your weapon.
>>46087852
Bisected a shit golem.
>>46087852
I ripped a lizard man in half and guts flew all over the place
It was very messy. My guy had to get a wash after that.
>>46087852
When I first had my sword, I cleaned the blade judiciously, but ignored the rust on the guard because I thought it was just natural blade aging/pitting. After two years, someone finally suggested I clean it, and by then the little holes were bery numerous. I've been told it makes the weapon look well-worn.
As GM and player, do you think featuring lengthy scenes of pure PC interaction with no story stuff going on, like just hanging out around town, is worthwhile if the players get engaged into it?
Pic somewhat unrelated because mobile.
>>46086933
>if the players get engaged into it?
There's your answer. If the players are engaged, you're doing it right.
>>46086933
Yes? How is this even a question. It's a roleplaying game. If the players get engaged enough that they are entertained by simply acting as their characters and interacting with each other and having character developing moments, that's a good things.
>>46086933
I always enjoy the occasional inter-party chat during a campfire either before going to sleep or during your watch. Also, you can never go wrong hanging around in the town with your party once in a while to blow off steam.
"Sorin and Nahiri are so cute with their little lovers-spat. Meanwhile, MY boyfriend and I don't have these kinds of problems."
>>46086893
You mean you and Jace?
>>46086893
>Liliana "You Can't Say No If You're Dead" Vess
>>46086912
"Not since he stopped returning my calls. He didn't even tell me he was in town. But I don't need him. I have suitors lining up!"
How do mages in your setting handle magic that involves transforming humans and/or animals? Is it verboten, common, or under the table?
I don't have it at all unless someone else brings it up. My fetish is tf and I am therefor unable to write it in any way without being worried someone will realize its my fetish.
>>46086877
Just fuck off with the gender change and you're fine.
>>46086714
A tragedy, in my setting.
Magic went out of control. Entire towns and cities woke up as mutated beasts with extra lombs and arms.
What is the best video game translation of the experience of playing a tabletop role-playing game such as D&D?
>>46086525
Bethesda games. It feels like playing a game with a GM that reads straight from the adventure and uses one of three voices for every character and they all love you.
Baldur's Gate
Early Bethesda up to Morrowind, but Oblivion does feel more like a traditional fantasy setting.
Older JRPGs that was inspired by D&D. I was LITERALLY thinking about the old Final Fantasy, since 1 and 3 are pretty much D&D knockoffs, especially the former. I would recommend 2 but I'm not sure if you'd like it.
Also Wizardry.
Dark Souls. You'll feel like you're under the thumb of a cruel GM who refuses to hold your hand, while still giving you the freedom to build your character how you want.
ITT: We give established space marine chapters new fluff.
Example
>Ultramarines are now officer specialists
>After Guilliman's fatal wound, they establish a "senate" of company masters that discuss military matters based on the knowledge of the codex they were left with
>Most marines delegate more time to studying than actual training in hopes of being recognized as masters of the primarch's teachings and rising in rank
>Ultramarines become less effective fighters, but each marine is now an effective officer
>Often helps out by giving military advice to allied forces and leading forces rather than doing the bulk of the battle themselves
>This practice of being commanders makes them arrogant and earns the contempt of other chapters and some branches of the Imperium's forces for their habit of trying to have control of all of their ally forces whilst risking almost nothing
>>46086182
Give me fluff for underfluffed chapters.
Example: Hammers of Dorn.Best color scheme.
Salamanders hiss annoyingly when they speak and sunbathe for 2 hours every day instead of eating.
>>46086182
Raptors use mainly ranged weapons as a reaction to the Tau and Tyranids- they frequently got shot down before they could close in melee and the Tyranids would often surround and rip apart their most stalwart warriors, again in melee.
Also, they don't generally use melee because they don't want to get the IG they work with jealous. Of their glorious, armored, forms tearing the enemy apart with chainswords and power weapons.
Does /tg/ not like, freeform roleplaying? why? why not?
>>46085823
So this is what Richard looked like before he met Nicole.
With a bit of exclusiveness, extensive character creation constraints, and a mod that hates *teleports behind you* tier stuff it can work. Otherwise it just becomes a shitshow of teenagers's special snowflakes trying to one-up everyone.
There's no challenge to overcome when you can do literally everything.
What is your favorite homebrew Space Marine chapter that DOESN'T belong to you?
>>46085785
SOMEONE POST THEIR HOMEBREW AND I'LL VOTE FOR IT IF YOU VOTE FOR MINE!
>>46085785
Well, there was this one thread where the OP talked about a mixed chapter of Fallen Angels and novice Black Templars, and another from the Cursed Founding called the Phosphor Drakes (who were, as I recall, prone to spontaneously combusting into warp-tainted flames.)
The Dank Angels
