>>46026540

I don't even want to kill her, really (even if she does deserve it, but that aside, I'm sick of killing established characters). I'd even be content with her calming the fuck down after having some sort of epiphany.

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So what are you hoping will be answered by the Chronicles?

>>46026916
my sense of despair.

Post predictions

I say AlphaGo takes the game.

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Please take a moment to think fondly of our lord & savior, Captain Dylan Hunt.

>>46026627
LSD

>>46026501
You made a mistake in translation.
Lanzar is translated literally as "throwing" but it's the stab, not the actual throwing.

>>46026501
Hundt described throwing your rapier into an angry crowd.
Gérard Thibault has a spinning rapier play.
Fiore had also a poisonous poleaxe thing.
Many treatises showed how to defend yourself with a hat when facing a sword (not that fantasy when facing thrust-centric swords though).
Pretty much all the Bolognese two sideswords styles, though they were admittedly for show and prowess.

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>>46026501
>"If you want to end him rightly, hold your sword and spear together, unscrew the pommel, and throw it at him vigorously."

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>>46026381

Random card generator for added absurdity.

http://www.toothycat.net/wiki/bnf.pl?page=AlexChurchill/MagicCardGenerator

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>>46026381

>>46026360
Well that was quick.

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>>46026370
I had something mad gay I wanted to post for my fellow sisters examination.

http://pastebin.com/K8xLfs8c

What is it missing? What needs improving? Is it too fanfictiony to exist?

If Librioanon is here, I'd like to re-ask these questions
>>45937424
>>45939467

Fake and gay

Ink pattern looks right.
Do a bend test.

>>46026335
how do you know?

>>46025389
Not sure when this would be used. I don't really recall ever being made to discard a creature, and being able to and desiring to cast it right that instant.

>>46025439
At the very least, it's a great opener in vampire tribal. Instant speed Drana looks dank

werewolves still sopping wet gutter trash
more at 11
and now for a tribal deck that's actually viable...

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>>46025134
I think you're comparing the wrong race of elf to Nazis here.

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>>46026201
It fits so much it hurts.

Is it bad that I'm mad about how Skyrim was so slanted towards the Stormcloaks? You could free Stormcloak prisoners from Imperials, but there wasn't even an option for the reverse. The Imperials are more or less set up as the guys you aren't supposed to like during the tutorial. They (reluctantly, admittedly) work with Nazis. And why would you not work with the Stormcloaks, when much of the game speaks strongly of their culture and history?

It's sad because...
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>>46028311
For all their love of Talos, they seem to ignore that he founded the bloody Empire, and would probably want to keep it intact.

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>>46024829
Nautiluses.
Terrestrial nautiluses.

>>46024829
>Also, Garuda wasps large enough to pick up deer or caribou and fly off with them would be terrifying.
Reminds me of the SNES game E.V.O.

You could fluff it a bit more horrifying; tumors, disproportionately long limbs, too many or too few of some feature, etc.

Really play up the unnatural angle.

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Falkenrath Glutton(?) -
R
Vampire Berserker
Vampire creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have madness. Their madness cost is equal to their mana cost.

2/1

>ALL YOUR VAMPS HAVE MADNESS; BUY DRANA NOW; KALITAS HAS PSEUDO-FLASH; HOLY SHIT; BR VAMPS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Faggot werewolf incoming

>>46024701
>>46024646
Are those even standard playable?

>>46024099
"I don't really have any money. You can take the shoes, but I'm not sure how liquid an asset they are, you might have trouble fencing them. That leaves...the horse? You want my horse?"

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this has to be the stupidest quest yet.

The thief rides away into the woods with all of your money. Congratulations asshole, you just lost a couple thousand gold worth of enchanted items. I don't think your father is going to be pleased. I mean, you could try and find some adventurers to try and take back your stuff, but you have no money... What do you do? Wait on the side of the road for someone to pass by? Go after her? Return to your father a miserable failure?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>46023664
I think the word you're looking for is "demoness". It means female demon; without the sexual bits of a succubus.

>>46023664
That's like calling all breakfast food items pancakes because one breakfast food is called a pancake.

You're dumb

>>46023824
The "sexual" bits of the succubus seem to be less of a point inherent with the subdivision of "succubus" and more of just the subdivision of "female demon."

In hebrew and christian lore, female demon and succubi are largely interchangeable, to the point where Lilith and her children, the only female demons that are ever really mentioned, are defined as succubi once the term succubus was coined, which was several centuries after the concept of Lilith and her daughters.

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You step out of the jet again, tossing the capsules, and embracing all the weird smells. So different from the city.... Animals and trees, and even the grass are different... Hee.

Mama pats your head, "You girls look after yourself a few minutes and I'll have enough firewood to last a year."

She floats off between the trees, aaaaaand- Clear!

You turn to your friends, a grin on your face, as you and Chitsu zip a tent up, Pen watching with her mouth agape as you set it up in seconds.

"How do you two move like that?" She asks...
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>>46023529
>We work out

>>46023529
>We're aliens
>Mama taught me. You can't?

>>46023252
We got through that first thread already? Wow. We're moving fast tonight.

First for fuck that personaless nerd

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[9:30 am, 29-May-2129 (SUNDAY)]

It’s the weekend. You sit at the kitchen table, idly browsing through your phone. In the distance, the dishwasher hums, the soapy liquid inside sloshing around plates and cutlery. Other than that, it’s quiet. Shizuka has gone to bed, leaving you to spend your time however you see fit. You are considering finishing off that last piece of economics homework when your phone rings. You pick it up.

“Yo, Takashi!”

“Hey, Takauji. What’s up?”

You can hear the grin through the speakers. “I just got two tickets to an idol rave. Wanna come with me?”

“Where did you get those tickets? And what about Kanami and Kanade?”

“There was this raffle in the cafeteria yesterday and I won the first prize. Kanade is busy tutoring a kid and Kanami doesn’t like idol shows.”

“So I’m last place, eh?” You say, smirking.

“Hey, I heard you liked idol shows.”

“From whom? Wait, don’t tell me. It was Celeste, who told Kanami, who told you. That’s it, isn’t it?”

“I dunno, was it? I don’t remember where I picked up that info from. Anyway, you coming? If you don’t, I’ll have to give these tickets away.”

“Do you even like idol shows, Takauji?”

“Actually, I’ve never been to one before, so I’m curious. I've heard it's fun with friends, though.”

How will you respond?

>Accept the invitation.
>Decline, because you want to study for the morning. (Increases INTELLIGENCE).
>Decline, because you want to do some reading. (Read How to Think Big, increases CHARISMA and/or UNDERSTANDING).
>Decline, because you’re going to the gym. (Increases WILLPOWER, trains self)
>Decline, because you want to call the team to the Blackened Void. (Exploration)
>Decline, because you want to wander around the city today. (Random encounter)
>Decline, because of some other reason. (Custom option)