Give me some /tg/ movies to watch.
I tried to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God because it was the highest rated of the three on IMDB. I had to stop watching. I couldn't take the retarded speech impediment of one of the lead actors (the hero's wife). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdShvRiPEUA#t=17
I've seen Conan, Red Sonja, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Princess Bride, Highlander, Krull, The Neverending Story, Excalibur, Dragonslayer, Hero, Pan's Labyrinth, Crimson Peak, LOTR, Hobbit
Should I watch the Mummy films? Troy? Kingdom of Heaven?
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Brazil
Time Bandits
If you're going to watch Kingdom of Heaven, make sure to track down the Director's Cut.
What about movie-quality series? "Vikings" maybe?
Caligula?
Whats your least favorite campaign cliche?
>>46106873
BBEG is a lich. It's always a fucking lich. Way to be original, faggots.
>>46106873
>the party walks into a tavern
>the party enters a town exactly as shit is going down
>the BBEG killed/captured players' parents/siblings
There is a Quest Board in the tavern
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>Chummer 5:https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases
>Issue tracker:https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/issues/
Old Thread: >>46166811
How do you incorporate critters in your games?
>>46197918
I mostly use domesticated Awakened critters in vivariums as the run's McGuffin, or trained Awakened animals like Hell Hounds and Barghests as cheap magical security for places that don't warrant a mage and spirits guarding it 24/7.
>>46197918
... Thanks OP.
I'm not even in a game, and now I want to build a cyber body out of two skull partials, junkyard jaw, centaur body, and two digitigrade leg mods.
>>46197918
Well, in a game awhile back, over the course of time, various members of the team decided they wanted fancy pets to play around with on the side between runs. We ended up with a Bastet and a Bandit that got along famously.
One day, one of our players didn't show up and we had left off in the middle of a run. Rather then have the GM take control of him he suggested something else on a whim. A side game with the pets as the PC's. I ran the Bastet, another player ran the Bandit and we rolled up a friendly neighborhood Stormcrow for the third person and did silly low level runs.
Our first, after having far too much artificial meat and soy byproduct, involved stealing a cargo truck full of real food being transported to some higher end corp grocery store, eating and then making it back home before their owners got back.
We ran the pets game whenever one of us wasn't around. Things got kind of silly over time and they ended up having their own money and secret hideout constructed by contract with regular real food deliveries. At one point they had more money than their owners.
>Elves have take up residence on your favorite tree
>>46210433
Yeah no shit, that's why it's my favorite tree.
>>46210433
Elves? Plural?
So I have a cookie mill in my back yard.
Will this have an impact on my maple syrup production?
No WIP thread on /tg/?!? Emperor's Teeth! That's HERESY!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
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>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
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>Painting Videos only
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>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo
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>>46180841
Handy-dandy photography guide ...
Handy-dandy white guide ...
TTS Expansions Soon™ edition
No rulebook megalink this time. Link died quickly and needs to be reuploaded.
>>46162331
not sure if this is frowned upon but here's a list of minis i'm trying to buy. if you're not selling then just ignore me, i'll only post once.
ammo slave
distracted
illuminated lady
mage
lantern festival
warrior of the sun male
regeneration suit
silk assassin
thief
leather queen
fighter
gold smoke knight
king
wet nurse
satan
storm knight
super savior
the watcher
white knight heavy
>>46162488
Plastics or resins?
>>46162521
don't care.
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You are Brianna la Croix, journeyman necromancer, and after spending days worried sick about both of your lovers, the first thing you do is talk to an undead chicken.
It makes sense in context, damn it!
>>46154011
"Tell me about the battle," you prompt, softly.
"Your sister is a cunning warrior," Fetch compliments. With great dignity, the chicken walks into your lap, and permits you to snuggle him close. "But there were many soldiers, and only so many of us. Her demon baffled them with illusions, permitting us to get close and cut down the servants of the Traitor, but a mighty blow from a war mace crushed my brother in blind fury, and scattered his bones. He never had a chance."
"He never understood what happened, Fetch. He didn't truly live, not like you do."
"I do not truly live either, my queen," Fetch points out. "I am, or I am /not/. I am a part of you, and happy to be so, but what if it had been me in the path of that mace? What if I face a foe that does not underestimate me, or swats me down like an insect?"
"Worried about your own death?" you murmur.
"I am worried about who will remain to remind you that you are allowed to have hope, Brianna," Fetch tells you.
You laugh, tears welling up in your eyes, and hug the tiny knight.
"You, Sir Fetch," you chide, "are entirely too pure for this vale of tears."
* * * *
> Train (in what?)
> Focus on helping with Natalia and cleaning up the loose ends from New Hell
* * * *
You are Feathers the stuffed gryphon, and you...
> Tremble slightly, in a shaky grip. The arms around you squeeze for all they're worth.
> Move a lot; you're being fidgeted with, and don't stay still for more than a few moments.
> Ride between a pair of pointed ears. You slip-slide when their owner laughs.
>46154142
If you'd had a topic of discussion, anon, please - feel free.
I need to pass the /fuck/ out. I'm up too late as it is. Votes remain open.
Questions, comments, feedback, discussion, and criticisms remain, as always, welcome and appreciated.
Thank you all for reading and participating!
>>46154124
>Tremble slightly, in a shaky grip. The arms around you squeeze for all they're worth.
>Train
Unless Caretaker's got something for us, maybe it's time to refine techniques that Bri's grandpa taught her.
Google Drive
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>Jumpchain IRC Chat
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>Rules
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>How to Jumpchain
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>Last Thread
>>46216867
Behold, the jump nobody asked for! Will probably make the formatting a bit less ugly in the future.Add another tally to the list of waifu jumps, folks.
>>46231289
Is this more lewd shit we'll have to ban?
>>46230231
>Heros don't seem to have an items section
Already acknowledged I fucked that one up.
>Squid Ink still hasn't been benchmarked beyond NLF
Will probably be in the notes section.
>personally I find it odd so many drawbacks are restricted to origins
They're restricted to races, not origins. I mean, I can change it, if it's that big of a deal, but I didn't think it was.
There'll be more general drawbacks added anyway, though.
Why do we hate it?
>>46229674
Who's "we"? It's fine for what it attempts to portray.
>>46229674
It's fucking greatness is what it is
Because it's not only a bad RPG, it's a bad RPG which succeeded through brand loyalty, sunk cost fallacy and bull headed idiocy to the point where its bad design decisions, glaring flaws and stupid hangups became lauded as necessary parts of RPGs. On its own, it might have been simply mediocre, but as it came to dominate the RPG space and spawned a plethora of awful clones, third party splatbooks, dull settings and more. Just... Argh.
D&D as a historical icon is important, for creating the genre of RPGs and helping to popularize it. But 3.5 was a blemish on the face of a growing industry.
Pathfinder General - /pfg/
Waifuing the villain edition: when standard waifus aren't enough to get you going anymore, will your characters pursue The Most Dangerous Game?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/XehJXVjp
Old Thread: >>46223468
I'm a fan of Meyanda, though I haven't met too many villains yet.
>>46228756
>people complaining about "early" new threads
When will it end?
>>46228752
I played in an ERP-themed Way of the Wicked game as a female cleric of Asmodeus who got off on all the misogyny in her religion.
Aim High
No lie
BALLIN
Neat
Ever After is CUTE!
VALUE
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Taking the Edition Seriously Edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
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First for First Legion best Legion!
>>46226767
http://regimental-standard.com
A blog written like it was made by guardsmen what can go wrong?
First for Ork player
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
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>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
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>/tg/ Character Sheet
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How does Curse of Strahd compare to the other offical adventures?
>Players discussing killing and robbing a store in Barovia
>Adventure League bans you from playing NE or CE
>DM brings out the merchants guard
>Fighter fails his intimidate check
>Party discusses taking the surprise round and going through with the robbery
>Fighter explains that alignment enforcers are typically overpowered
>"So you don't fight him?"
>"Oh, no, I take the surprise round myself, can't back down from a fight bro, it's my flaw :^)"
>>46225976
How could they even think of murdering Parriwimple? Such monsters deserve to stay in the mists forever.
>>46226020
It was an honor duel and the fighter actually got pulped since he was level 3 and gladiators get three attacks per turn, and the fighter couldn't roll above 5.
Welcome to A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest. In which you take the reins of a House of storied glorious past since Aegon’s Conquering, but whose fortunes have taken a turn for the worse in the doom that Robert’s Rebellion brought. You are Brynden Malroy, second son to Lord Vamos Malroy and Lady Esemella Hayford and the last living heir to Steadhold and House Malroy. The year is 285AC, two years after the Rebellion and a year after your return to Westeros.
House Malroy is a pre-genned House designed around the idea of a story within the Crownlands of a House fiercely loyal to the Targaryens and their attempts to live in this new world after Robert’s Rebellion. Lord Brynden Malroy is as well pre-genned but will take direction from the players in his ways and how he develops himself further. This Quest will be moderately more story driven than others of its kind, but the development of the House and her lands will take just as much importance.
If you’ve played one of the many Quests within the ASoIaF setting the rules of the SIFRP system should be known. I will be using the Game of Thrones edition, as well as a few of the expansions namely OOSP and a few house rules which will be explained as we come to them. If you have questions about how things work or why certain actions are taken I can explain them as we go along. In truth this is a learning experience for me as well.
Google Documents Mastersheet:
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Twitter:
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And now without further ado.
“Lord Brynden?”
“Yes Arron?”
“My father wished to see,” your young squire responds, quickly closing the stretch of Steadhold’s rooftop to your side.
You turn from your idle gazing about your your hold, the entirety of the Outer Ring had been celebrating your betrotheds arrival and your subsequent wedding. It amused you to remember what they were going through, your time in Essos wasn’t all spent at high seats. Occassionaly the Second Sons were contracted to ‘security detail’, often times you would find yourself among the smallfolk. Celebrating for no other reason other than the occasion of marriage, where their Merchant Princes or Magisters were being particularly open handed. Bounties of food and drink were common, small events that were common amongst the smallfolk such as catching a greased pig, sometimes gambling and unofficial betting on gladiator matches the next day. It was a joyous time for all, and your small population hadn’t missed the opportunity to celebrate. Many of your men were down there as well, keeping the peace their main focus, but no doubt enjoying the night’s festivities.
“They had told me your Steadhold was in a state my Lord,” Lord Quentyn Qorgyle says, taking his time to cross the rooftop to where you kept your targets and archery equipment.
“And, Lord Qorgyle?”
“They exaggerate,” he says with a smile stopping next to you before adjusting his cloak, “Other than the cold. No idea how you northerners do it. Westerlander propaganda no doubt, diminish your House further. Give suitors a second thought. Not that my sister would fall for such, obviously.”
“Had you seen her when I arrived home,” you say with a somber tone, watching Arron and his brother Gulian poking about your range, a quick flick of your wrist gives your squire leave to ‘show off’ before you continue, “The Rebellion was not kind to my family. All the same, wonders a year make. How fare things with your sister?”
Quentyn shifts uncomfortably, “They… Fare. The trip here was long, and well… Things were awkward for a moment. But we are talking at least. Better than I can say for the past three years. It’s funny Brynden, my sister is willful, headstrong, I’m half a fool for not seeing it earlier. She’s always seen more in life, but never never in my life have I seen her this… Happy.”
You watch Arron sink his arrows closer to the center of the target, his brother afterwards doing half as well and smirk a mite before regarding their father again, “Happy?”
Quentyn laughs, waving his hand around attempting to find the words, “The child. I never thought her one to settle down, I thought her lost to me entirely for years even. Seven, I half expected her to die unmarried. And then she tells me she is with child, your child, and she couldn’t be happier, relieved even. I… Sorry, Brynden this is all very new to me. In short, I am glad for you, in may take me years to atone for the things I have done. But this is a start, and so long as my sister is happy, I can take joy in that.”
Lord Qorgyle’s face looked filled with turmoil, you could still tell the gap between the Qorgyle siblings had yet to fully heal. Quentyn was trying at the very least, hopefully in the days that followed you could help to mend these things further. It struck you in a particular way, in a way it reminded you of yourself and Isis. She was all but lost to you for years, except she never blamed you, always saw the best, in that you were lucky. You couldn’t imagine being in Quentyn’s boots. You place a hand upon Quentyn’s shoulder before speaking, “Thank you Quentyn. These things do take time, Obella may yet come around, and know you may visit as you see fit.”
The dornishman laughs, “Obella would go half mad with my visiting. Best if you came to Sandstone, if you thought Sunspear was hot... When your issues here are resolved, of course. Speaking of, a few promises I need keep with you Brynden. Firstly, and most importantly, the dowry. I thought it best to avoid speaking to Obella regarding it and to do it in private, 4000 gold dragons were left with your stewardess, how you managed to find a woman of such beauty and skill is beyond my understanding. Secondly, your plight does not go unnoticed, 100 cavalrymen. Dornes finest. My younger brother, Quillon, has offered his services in leading this men for the duration of their stay. If you will take him. Lastly, a promise to another I must keep, Prince Oberyn sends his regards. He is quite taken with the courser you left as a gift, and asked I deliver this to you.”
Quentyn removes a small silk bag from his pocket, and places it in your hand. Removing the contents you find a silver ring, one that matched the one you wore on your right ring finger, a solid band with little decoration outside of an imprint of a shattered sword. The sigil of the Second Sons. A small token of your time with the mercenary band, but a sign of the utmost respect as a gift.
“My Prince tells me you once fought alongside another in Essos. A great honor I can imagine. He does expect the ring back some day, in exchange for a favor. Of what, that is up to you Brynden.”
Fine gifts all, your eyes remained upon the ring for a while longer. A favor from a Prince of Dorne in your back pocket certainly never hurt. No doubt the next week would involve far more gifts but of a more general nature, this was personal, a sign of your family’s place in the world. You were not the broken House you came home to, no, you were something, someone to be respected. All it took was a small battered ring of silver.
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Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
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Here's stuff from last month of 2016 (Jan to Feb)
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B03PxmupuDVLazlCWmpYaHNwUkU
Yet another CYOA archive:
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Here's Beri's OC (genie cyoa+)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
Slut Life Anon's Folder
https://mega.nz/#F!AYwlHJBK!xVrJUD4PSAJACtDY3g_Lgw!IAxFHCTT
Here's Liminal Phrenic's blog with most of his cyoa stuff theouterworlds.blogspot.com
Here's Spadesy's wordpress with most of his cyoa stuff feathersnake.wordpress.com
Here's Highlander's Traveller blog http://travellercyoa.livejournal.com/
List of Some Image Resources:
http://game-icons.net
http://www.pixiv.net
http://drawcrowd.com
http://digital-art-gallery.com
https://www.artstation.com
http://coolvibe.com
http://www.zerochan.net
http://danbooru.donmai.us
http://gelbooru.com
http://www.deviantart.com
http://fantasygallery.net
http://grognard.booru.org
http://fantasy-art-engine.tumblr.com
https://www.pinterest.com
https://www.google.com/imghp
Some Musings & Advice by a CYOA Author (read the FAQ first):
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>>46217093
You barely get any replies, let alone angry ones that you want. You just look sad, anon.
