Do you guys have any good tg related green text story's
dumping
If orcs are all about the raping, and as /tg/ notes elves are oh-so-rapeable, how come half-orc half-elf hybrids are so rare?
Genetic incompatibility. Sure, the peg and hole fits, but the seed can't plant itself.
>>46425935
>how come half-orc half-elf hybrids are so rare?
They're not. Humans are the most populous race in pretty much every fantasy setting
Boring answer: because they are genetically too distant from each other.
Other boring answer: because human authors are unimaginative.
>>46425094
Who is this semen demon?
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You are Captain SAMANTHA WELLINGS, a newly minted captain of the Centauri Accord!
Currently, you ship was in a holding pattern outside of a pirate held space station that was now under your guns. However, the only thing stopping you from destroying or seizing the station was the fact that a recent acquaintance of yours, the space pirate known as Felicity Prudence, had contacted you.
"What do you want, Prudence?" You frown.
"Awww, is that any way to speak to a friend, Sam?" Felicity purrs. "You can call me Felicity, or any pet name you want!~"
"Um, I'll think on that." You sigh. "Anyways, what do you want?"
"To talk, of course." Felicity says simply. "Your actions have put me in a bit of an... interesting position. One that might be a benefit to the both of us..."
You take quick glance at Bradford, who very slightly shakes his head, and then to Elizabeth, who gives you an innocent shrug.
>Sorry, we don't negotiate with pirates.
>All right, let's talk then.
>Other
FIRST POST
>All right, let's talk then.
>>46424782
>All right, let's talk then.
Oh thank god 4chan is back to it's normal format. Last night was insane.
>>46424782
>>All right, let's talk then.
I mean, we're like one of them "don't actually exist" ships, right?
Think of your last male character you roleplayed/made for a game. Now think of the last female character you roleplayed/made for a game.
They fuck. What's their kid look like?
>>46424593
Ugly.
>>46424593
Half genasi, half dwarf, zero charisma.
>>46424593
>What's their kid look like?
My last female character ended up as an electro-mechanically reanimated undead. While it never came up in-game, I don't think she'd be fertile after that.
Since we have decided to start over, here is a new map.
Claim your Territory. Give the stats for your empire.
>>46424443
>not posting the template
What the stats actually do is up for debate, but the general idea is that you get 25 points to allocate.
>>46424443
Claiming the three islands on the far left.
The merchant kingdom of Fyoos is reporting in.
>resources
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Warhammer Quest: Silver Tower edition
>The working title in the studio is or was Warhammer Quest: Silver Tower.
>Will it be the final product name? I don't know.
>The concept is a dungeon crawl in an ever-changing labyrinth of Tzeentch, slaying Horrors (that just turn into more, smaller Horrors) and other creatures of Tzeentch.
via Sad Panda@Dakka
Oh... the original Pink&Blue Horrors returned! When you kill 1 pink, it split into 2 blue!
>>46423431
Is it fantasy or AoS? Itd be cool to have a nice RPG element. Havent played a decent dungeon crawler in a while.
It's that time again guys. Time for you to talk about and discuss Your Dudes.
New armies, conversions, greenstuff modelling, all that good stuff. And the usual questions:
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>Have you made any new armies or acquired any new models?
>Made any conversions?
>Have you written a background or story for your guys?
Somethings wrong with the battletomes. Every time I try to download Stormcast Extremis nothing comes up.
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HH Book 6 - Retribution PDF:
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>>46423400
>Last Chance to Buy Edition
>>46423419
They could be just making updated versions of them, or logically making boxier Contemptors.
The new HH box set will have a plastic mkIV dread, that's why FW discontinued theirs.
>your human daughter and a large Orc man walk into your house and she says "dad meet my new boyfriend, Ghamborz Brodkil the Destroyer"
How does your character react?
>>46423316
When the hell did I sire a daughter? Maybe the greenskin's seed can fix this weak link in my bloodline.
>>46423316
Deus vult green skinned bastard
>>46423316
Challenge him to a dance off.
If he can DESTROY the dancefloor, then he may have my daughter's hand.
How was your prerelease, /tg/?
I went 4-1 and got 6 packs. The packs sucked. My sealed deck sucked. I did not have fun.
Only reason I did 4-1 is because I had a bye and my third round opponent didn't show up.
What the fuck is RW's archetype supposed to even BE? Most of the color combinations have an obvious one. I know a lot of W cards have equipment matters, but R doesn't have anything with that.
I pulled a Nahiri, so hopefully I can cash out.
>>46423653
I made the mistake of not bringing a full set of sleeves. Had to run sleeveless.
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Requesting a sexy half dragon with less horns, a slimmer appearance, and chain mail.
I'd appreciate it dearly if someone would be willing to draw my dwarven character.
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"Oh, so you're Lance's mom?" You ask.
"I am" Kieve says.
"He says hello" You say.
...
"She's our grandma?" Lily asks.
"Yes she is, dear" Fran says.
"How come we haven't met you before?" Daisy asks.
"You should probably ask your mother about that..." Kieve says.
Fran sighs. "You still think none of this was your fault?" She asks.
"Well you're the one who suddenly cut contact" Kieve says.
"I did not suddenly cut contact" Fran says. "You treated our wedding like someone was playing a prank on you, so I didn't invite you"
"Wel forgive me for-" Kieve begins, as you tune them out.
You covertly lean over to Emi while the adults talk. "What's a wedding?" You ask. "Is it important?"
"Kind of" Emi says. "I'll explain later"
"Kay" You say.
You turn back to Kieve and Fran, who are still throwing words at each other. Lily and Daisy look confused.
>Listen in
>Ask why they're arguing
>Ask Kieve what she's learned about you
>Other
>>46507864
>Ask Kieve what she's learned about you
>>46507864
>>Listen in
Let the adults talk.
>>46507864
>Ask Kieve what she's learned about you
Everyone seems to recommend it, but no one wants to discuss it. Let's fix that!
What are you playing?
What are you running?
Are you doing your own thing or are you using a published setting or Plot Point campaign?
>>46503202
People don't really discuss it because there isn't much to argue about.
Playing: TimeZero and a Paizo AP converted to Savage Worlds
Running: Not running SW right now, but I've run everything from supers to fantasy to Cthulhu
I've run homebrew and plot points.
About to run a cyberpunk campaign using the Sci-fi Companion, some items and hindrances from Interface Zero and adventures from Triple Ace.
I'm actually struggling with trying to find ways to counter one of the PCs: he's a cyborg ninja owned by a megacorp whoat least as far as his loyalty implant can tellis under direct orders to aid the others.
In test rolls we did for shits and giggles he was effectively impervious to any small-arms fire, only an RPG-7 and his own monoblades did any decisive damage.
Other than EMP grenades and immediately suppressing the area the second he kills one of them, what can my mooks do to challenge him? He isn't very bright and he's only capable of attacking one enemy in melee so far.
>>46505638
This PDF could help.
I take it it's his armour and toughness that's the problem? If there's any exposed part you could have marksmen take called shots at him. I'm not familiar with the gear in Interface Zero, but see if you can get some bullets or guns with AP.
Taunt is a contest against Smarts so if some badass baddie has the balls to taunt him that can make him shaken at least.
If you don't want to be too obvious with bringing out specific counters to him then automatic weapons mean you can get more rolls to hit and damage so you could hope to get a raise or semi-auto would grant a bonus to hit and damage too.
Otherwise maybe have some melee fighters to hold him back and that can give the ranged attackers more of a chance to get a bit of damage in or at least tie him up so the other bad guys can fight the other players. Sending in a couple more low-budget cyborg ninjas at him with monoblades sounds pretty rad.
The walk back through the jungle to the camp is a slow and frustrating one. Your fey captive alternates between periods of compliant silence, to frenzied thrashing and rambling chatter in both her own strange tongue and, increasingly in yours.
You had hoped that once she spoke with a few more orcish words, she might start to make more sense, as it turns out, she's making far, far less.
“Food for the dogs, drinking blood from the amber heart,” the fey howls, before returning to her sharp native tongue, legs kicking ineffectually against your breastplate as she tries to squirm free of your grip.
“I know fey are crazy, but I think this one might be more crazy than usual,” Zo'rok snorts, shifting the bundle of oversized thorns slung across his back.
You have to agree, Vaki for all her peculiarities still made a lot more sense than this one.
“If no-one at camp can make sense of her, she's going to be more trouble than she's worth,” Dru'ak grunts, frowning at the fey, who lapses back into silence, fingertips drumming out an unsteady rhythm on the back of your armor.
“I'm sure I can think of some way to calm her down,” you reply.
“Calming, yes,” the fey mumbles, keeping up her percussion against the starsteel.
“Completely out of her mind,” Zo'rok chuckles.
“Calming, yes,” the fey repeats.
Still, in spite of the occasional outbursts of the fey, you make it back to the jungle's edge without any serious trouble, at least until the fey spots the great expanse of wasteland ahead. That redoubles her shrieking and thrashing, as she scrabbles against your breastplate, trying desperately to pull herself back into the trees, as the jungle foliage starts to creak, bending down towards the captive fey.
“I don't think she likes our beautiful homeland, Ur,” Zo'rok smirk, though his hand goes to the hilt of his blade as he eyes the groaning trees.
>Big deal, she's coming with you either way
>Knock her out before she brings a tree down on your head
>Other (write-in)
>>46499191
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>>46499191
>Big deal, she's coming with you either way
>>46499191
>>Knock her out before she brings a tree down on your head
