“I planted half a burning Beaufighter into the east wall of the castle, so they're giving me lunch,” you explain.
Patton swells like bellows, sucking in air for a mighty blast of wrath... and pauses. You almost think you hear a faint, high-pitched squeak as he slowly deflates.
“Monday again?” his comrade asks with a faint German accent and a chuckle.
“... get the fuck out of here,” Patton growls, sounding for all the world like a disgruntled bobby. You nod sedately as Young continues to hustle you sideways, like a man might side-step with a painting in a bad comedy picture. Finally gaining his objective, he backs through the double doors, dragging you along with.
“Young?”
He releases you. “Hey, Ian.”
“NO!” comes a feminine voice from the other side of the kitchen. You turn to find a slender blonde with long hair advancing, a rubber spatula in each hand. “GET OUT!”
“W-what?”
“We're baking,” says the passive-sounding fellow to your right. He's knee-deep in a bowl of batter and seems to be working it steadily.
“AND - AND - IT - YOU. *YOU,” the blonde fairly growls, stabbing the air with her spatula as she advances. “Your... *shenanigans* will ruin EVERYTHING!”
“What the hell are you going on about now!?” Young almost whimpers.
“THE BREAD!” she roars. “TOO MUCH THUMPING AROUND, AND IT'LL FALL BEFORE IT FINISHES RISING!”
“Oh, come on,” Young objects. “I haven't used the wheelchair for like six weeks!”
“Wheelchair?” you ask.
“QUESTIONS!” he retorts.
“What if you FUCK SOMEONE ON THE TABLE?” the blonde almost hisses.
“Heeeey, come on Perrine,” Young says, still retreating before the relentless Attack of the Five Foot Woman. “Hey, now. Hey,” he continues, patting the air like he's warding off a snorting horse. “That only happened once.”
You raise an eyebrow - “QUESTIONS!”
“Once is enough,” Perrine growls. “In fact, once is ONE TIME TOO MANY! How do I know you're not here to do it again!?”
“What!?”
“With THAT!” She points her spatula at you.
“... because he's a guy?”
“Since when has that ever stopped YOU!?” she retorts primly.
You hike your eyebrow again- “AAAH AH AH DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT,” Young says sternly as he points at you.
You raise your hand. “I just came here for a sandwich.”
“W-well go somewhere else!” Perrine says in a huff. She tries to look stern and imposing, which is hard to do when she's wearing an apron and her face is smudged with flour. Swishing her spatula at you, she tries to frown you out the door. “Shoo. Shoo! Go into town, they've got all sorts of nice restaurants there where you can sit outside and drink coffee and such! Such a lovely date, why are you inside!?”
“Are we... interrupting something?” you say suspiciously, looking at the other baker.
“Oh no!” the other man says in a faux high-pitched voice. “N-not here, Ian, we musn't! The BREAD is rising!” His lidded eyes suggest he was more concerned with something else rising and is still a bit miffed. His girlfriend whirls, apron skirling about her as she advances on him with mayhem in her eyes, spatula raised high -
“Oh noooo, Perrine,” he continues without looking, “the BREAD!”
She pauses mid-stride, her wrath thwarted.
[ ] ... she's a frog, isn't she? The bread, the bitchiness... we have to fuck with her. For the Queen. We are duty-bound and honor-obliged to fuck with her.
[ ] Tell her you'll dance like a drunken Welshman if she doesn't make you an awesome sandwich.
[ ] Y'know what, fuck this, just steal an entire wheel of cheese from the dry goods pantry. You fuckin love cheese.
>Muffled KOTAAAAAA in the distance
What's a good system for doing giant mecha fistfights?
Also, post mech art and mech fight music.
>>46406607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONqygJEJIhs
>>46406629
Pathfinder General - /pfg/
I hate April Fool's Day Edition
Unified /pfg/ link repository:
>http://pastebin.com/YhdxTQS6
Ultimate Intrigue leaks:
>classes: http://imgur.com/a/tlwEX
>feats: http://imgur.com/a/PA4eT
>items: http://imgur.com/a/RzJiF
Old Thread: >>46396842
First for Warder best class
>>46405434
Where did it all go so wrong for Paizo, lads? Rise of the Runelords was kinda basic but Curse of the Crimson Throne really showed promise for not just the company, but Golarion as a setting.
Was it the wombo combo of Legacy of Fire/Council of Thieves that did it in?
Are you ready for the flood of interest in Dark Souls and Dark Souls-style content after the release of DS3 next week?
Holy stuff edition
Old thread:
>>46392610
Pastebin for those wondering what this is and how do I make one:
http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>46405374
>good third of the left side is missing
One job, Terry.
I am SDA
No WIP thread on /tg/?!? Emperor's Teeth! That's HERESY!!!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!OgpwzAKS!a5eVE6pOagTTOWEr5tEaEQ
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.co.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo
Previous thread:
>>46373883
>>46404584
>Nelson
hehe
Opinions? I'll probably try to do some more details, but I'm not confident in my abilities to pain anything smaller than what I already did
>>46406315
I like the purple, but you need some other color on the suit itself to break it up.
>GM/PLAYER
>SYSTEM PREFERRED
>TIME AVAILABLE (TIME ZONE PLEASE)
>CONTACT INFORMATION!
>ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
>>46404533
>Voice or Text
fucking add it retards
ded thred
ded board
no games
>GM/PLAYER
GM
>SYSTEM PREFERRED
aSoIaF RPG
>TIME AVAILABLE (TIME ZONE PLEASE)
Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights GMT+11
>CONTACT INFORMATION
email: [email protected]
>VOICE OR TEXT
Voice preferably, but I'm not against text on principle.
>ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
Aussie so I know time-zone isn't fantastic but happy to start real late.
>I told you already dear, when you run into me on duty you have to call me "constable".
>>46404532
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
REMOVE ALIEN
COMMANDER IS THE ONE TRUE GOD
AND BRADFORD IS HIS PROPHET
VIGILO CONFIDO
>>46404532
REMOVE AYY
>>46404532
Remove ayyyyyyy!
Human power!
Species war now!
VIGILO CONFIDO
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
No new news today, besides it being April Fools. Hyped for the new incursion content coming for the Division, though! Pity it's releasing the same day as DS3...
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommand
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kantai%20Collection%20Pacific%20Strike
Other Quests: http://pastebin.com/sYpqmWZg
You are the former United States Navy warship USS HOEL, now returned as a shipgirl and ready to kick Abyssal ass!
Currently, you and the rest of the fleet were assaulting the island of Midway in an effort to take it back from the Abyssals. The Abyssal super-battleship Tanager was temporarily taken out of the fight thanks to some pinpoint fire from you, and MULBERRY of all ships joined the fray, landing on the beaches alongside the Marines, which caused the Abyssals to-
"All right, CUT! That's a wrap for today, girls!"
Oh well, nevermind all that.
(cont)
>>46403706
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommand
Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest
Other Quests: http://pastebin.com/zDJSf53z
You are COLE, an idol of Clover Entertainment!
And right now you've wrapped up filming for the day for this very very, silly show, of which you had somehow landed the lead role. Honestly, you wouldn't have been bothered, even with the show's extremely silly premise, if it didn't CONSTANTLY REQUIRE YOU TO WORK ON OR NEAR LARGE AMOUNTS OF WATER ALL THE TIME.
FUCK WATER. ARRRRGGGHHH.
FUCKING DAD.
"Aaaaaah, finally!" Julie smiles as she shucks off the Rig prop she was wearing on her back. "My back was killing me!"
"Good job, today, girls." Rochelle smiles as she swaps her glasses. She always wore a different set while filming, even though it was identical to her old one, for some weird fucking reason. "The Producer says there's no more jobs for today, so we've got the rest of the day off. Filming continues same time tomorrow."
"Sooooooooo." Julie prods you in the side with her elbow. "Got any plans, tonight, Cole?"
"We know you're planning something." Melissa adds, poking you with her cybernetic finger.
>Just gonna spend some time with Dad, that's all!
>Was gonna help Kaneda beat up a rival gang.
>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.
>Gonna hang out with (SPECIFY).
>Other
>>46403717
>"Aaaaaah, finally!" Julie smiles as she shucks off the Rig prop she was wearing on her back. "My back was killing me!"
One would think that the weight of the rig would be counter balanced by the weight on Julie's chest.
>>Just gonna spend some time with Dad, that's all!
>>46403717
>>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.
MAD SCIENCE
Last Time, on Song of Swords:
Band of Bastards released weapons and wound tables
Ruvia
Silly Western art
Missing magic rules
Song of Swords is a realistic fantasy tabletop RPG that draws inspiration from historical fechtbuchs, weapons and armor. Its combat system is fast and it can be used for both fantasy and historical/mundane settings.
Call of the Void is a pulpy sci-fi tabletop RPG about fighting space-nazis and hunting giant whales with harpoons made out of the moon. Its combat system is more modern, based in the early 20th century, but can probably handle combat up to the present day.
Here's a .rar archive with the newest version of the rules as well as all related current working documents. At this time the latest version is v1.9.9:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/12xqm1p2q69m392/Song_of_Swords.rar
Here's a walkthrough on creating a character
http://paste2.org/aKfOBmWJ
Here's a walkthrough on weapon schools for SoS 1.9.9 with examples
http://paste2.org/6OyOsFM3
Here's Ballad of the Laser Whales' latest version: http://www.mediafire.com/download/545c97wvexj5aa1/CoTV+Ballad+of+the+Laser+Whales+Alpha+1.0.pdf
Here's a wiki detailing SoS's fantasy setting, getting filled up bit by bit as Jimmy reveals more details:
http://tattered-realms.wikia.com/wiki/Tattered_Realms_Wiki
There's also a roll20 room where new players are encouraged to try the rules, test new rules, and find game breaking issues: https://app.roll20.net/join/346755/hRKd4w
The room might be empty, but the people who teach the game still browse the thread frequently. If you're looking to learn, post here in the thread. We also play Guy Windsor's card game Audatia in the room.
The Legend is unconscious.
Old thread >>46308373
My waifu edition
Post Necrons.That is all.
>>46402268
>I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling Pretty Spooked.
Last Minute Edition
______________
We're currently working on Gen V and finishing up the last bits of the False gen.
Here's the current worklog:
| False Gen |
-Minor details and such
| Gen V |
-(Unknown/Trap) Princess
-DP V
-Getting the .psd's to Photoshop Anon
Discussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Game welcome here!
Everyone welcome.
FAQ:
Q - What is Towergirls?
A /tg/ creation. Read more here.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tower_Girls
Q - How do I play?
A - It's a CYOA, there are no established mechanics for the rescue. All the pages to the game are in the imgur album linked in resources.
Q - Why aren't/are we we working on; Gen V/Knights/combat mechanics/etc.
A - No. We recognize that spreading out our efforts is what originally killed the project. Accordingly, we're focusing on just one thing at a time and finishing them out.
Q - Hey, can we make a pricness about X fetish?
A - It generally comes down to what people like. Propose the idea and see if others want it.
Q - Is there a map/unified setting?
A - Nope. Though proposals have been made, nothing concrete has been created.
Q - Can I post fanart/fanfiction here?
A - Go right on ahead, just make sure it's within the global rules.
Resources:
Imgur Album - http://imgur.com/a/maXHJ
Tower Girls infinity chan Board - https:// infinity ch.net/twgrl
Booru - http://tower-girls.booru.org/
Princess, Item, and Companion Templates - http://www.mediafire.com/download/6yh42feo96989sp/Templates.zip
Original Brush (Artists, please use these):
Photoshop - http://stumpypencil.blogspot.com/2009/11/return-of-stumpy-pencil.html
SAI - http://beroleagle.deviantart.com/art/Paint-Tool-SAI-Pencil-Brushes-96742060
Gimp - http://elmerucr.deviantart.com/art/Real-Pencil-Brushes-for-GIMP-57810771
>>46402148
So what is triclops princess? Is her species from something? Or is she wholly Gat's original design?
This new desigh is giving me a headache
Please share all thecutestuff you have regarding this subject
There's this manga called Voynich Hotel, it's got what you seek.
I'm partial to the reverse, so if anyones got any of that around
What would a chapter made from chimeric geneseed of Iron Hands and Emperors Children be like?
>>46401442
Angry. Self-loathing and perfectionism? Not a spectacularly stable mix.
>>46401785
Sounds fun
>>46401442
I was actually working on a homebrew chapter kinda like that, in that they're were incredibly self-improving and beat the shit out of themselves to achieve "perfection". Except they were descendants of the White Scars.
KCQ: KONGOU-CELLE QUEST
The pleasant aroma of your freshly brewed tea was the most enjoyable thing in your cell. Musty, grey, and plain, the small space would have been cramped for a single person.
Unfortunately, you were locked up in here with your sisters.
"uwahahaha... it hurts!"
Pained groans floated from the single bed in the tiny cell, where your sisters were curled up, each fighting off a fresh hangover.
"Haruna. Haruna is not alright." Your sister moans from the bed, hapazardly draped over Kirishima and Hiei. You hear a rustle of movement, Haruna trying to raise herself up, only to collapse like a brick against Hiei. The sound of tea cups and bottles shattering echoes as the girls fight against each others limbs.
And in the middle of it all, was you, elegantly sitting in a hard and rickety plastic chair, watching Yankeetoku's marine through the bars of your cell.
The lines across his face twisted and turned as he tried to process the sight of you and your sisters, going from intense rage, to complete shock, to exasperation, to inhuman rage, to confusion and wonder, and back to rage, unable to settle on a state of emotion.
>>46401180
First.
what the hell is happening here?
>>46401180
"How... in the flying fuck," He growls, "Did you four end up in here?"
"It's a long story Yankeedere," You answer, "but first, would you like some tea dess?"
He slowly raises his hand, as if to knife hand you through the bars of the cell.
That would be a no then.
"Well Yankeedere. It all began in 1911, when Kongou was first laid down in Vickers, Englan-"
"Kongou- Oh God." Kirishima rudely says, interrupting your long and exceptional story of your life, "Hiei. Water. I need water- Kongou, I think he wants to know what you did yesterday."
"Oh. I see dess."
"No, no. How about you just tell me how you fucking end up in jail and why am I paying bail for you!"
"Because we had one phone call and we rang up Pam and she said you'd take care of i-" Hiei shuts her mouth at Hate's fresh and angry glare.
"Okay, Yankeedere! It all started this mornin-"
Hate grimaces as you start your wondrous tale once again, this time, from the morning before.
"Fuck-waffles, here we go!" he groans.
TWITTER: twitter.com/planefag
ARCHIVES: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/Since people wanted an update on bat lead, here you go:
The scraping of your coffee mug as you turn it around and around in your hands is the only real sound in the room. The Officers sitting across from you continue to stare with cold eyes.
Waiting.
“... right,” you say, testing the waters with that first word. It hits the atmosphere, slows rapidly and sinks sadly towards the table.
Well. Double the energy, then.
INB$... what, who now?
But what is a bat lead?
“So, I'm around twelve thousand feet, you know, hiding in the clouds, ducking down for a looksee peek every now and then, and - BAM!” you exclaim, slapping the table, “there he is, big black ugly and monsterous, not three thousand feet below. So I slip into the deck and sliiiiiiiiide up on him, then I come screaming down in a full power dive, all guns blazing!” You shake double fingerguns at them to demonstrate. “Entered a tight spiral for evasives and to keep from running over my do-not-exceed speed, rippled off my rockets first, then go to guns at around five, six hundred yards - and over five-fifty knots indicated -” not even a *blink* - “and lay into him good, beautiful burst, he blows to hell and gone and I haul on the stick to clear the bastard. Hard pullout, almost lost it, zoom-climbing for the clouds again in case he has friends aaaand that's when I look about and, like... I'm not missing a *lot* of wing? But it's not a *little* either, it's like-” you waggle your hand in air uncertainly, “like a moderate amount of wing. So. Naturally I misjudge my max climb rate aaaand she stalls, which becomes a spin, which becomes a *FLAT* spin. Meanwhile my port engine is on fire for some reason and it's making this like, spiral of flame in the air it was - right, nevermind, anyway I lay on the guns to try and empty the bins, change the CG, you know? And it works! Except then the engine fire, right, so I dive again, flaps in brakes in unloaded for speed, try to blow that bitch out. Then there's an explosion behind me -” you pause.
