Hello and welcome back to Mortal Kombat Thief Quest, a continuation of Mortal Kombat Konquest.
When we last left our for-the-love-of-fuck-can-I-ever-get-one-goddamned-minute-where-shit-isn't-going-wrong hero, he and his sister tracked down the wicked D'Vorah who had kidnapped their sister and fled into the deep underground. There they confronted her and Cao finally dealt the killing blow to the kytinn, only to find himself transforming, his secret revealed, his only means to escape Outworld destroyed and himself flung to an utterly unexpected and unknown location...
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Outworld Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sBDa5yWrs
Past Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mortal+Kombat+Konquest
Official Thread Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PLAW-jnJlb_JDSYtuC2xFzXdLJr1VgyRSRoWRZSXN8Q/edit?usp=sharing
Protagonist: http://pastebin.com/e4tKFPzr
Rules of Kombat: http://pastebin.com/xtgE60XZ
Damashi's Twitter: https://twitter.com/DamashiKonquest
Official Novelization: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6325183/chapters/14492272
Our story continues now!
Having slain the three mutant monster-women, Cao approaches the tower that Shang Tsung bid him to find. The structure is ancient and abandonned, much like the rest of this island, with vines and ferns growing up around its walls. It seems stable and from the outside he doesn't see anyone within. With Speelock on his shoulder and his sword in hand, he steps into the doorway of the first floor. The floor is covered in dusty pieces of broken reflective glass, with three large mirrors that are shattered.
As he inspects them, he sees that some kind of old trap had sprung here long ago, shoving spikes through two of the mirrors. A skeleton, old and rotting, lies upon one of the sets of spikes. He notices an activated switch behind the third, already pulled, allowing access to the second floor.
Climbing the stairs, he carefully steps into a room with three coffins. One of these coffins is open, and bones litter the floor in front of it. Cao walks up and picks up the skull, staring into the empty eye sockets.
"There's nothing here," he says to Speelock. He looks over and sees the way up to the third floor is open. He spares a look at the other two coffins; one has a peaceful human face while the other is of a monstrous demon.
He shrugs and walks towards the stairs leading up when he hears a noise. He pauses and turns back; Speelock heard it as well. It sounds like it's coming from the coffin with the feminine face. He approaches it cautiously and puts his ear to it.
A muffled woman's voice, sounding distressed, reaches his ears. "Please... help..."
He looks at the coffin, his brow arching upwards. This must be some manner of trickery...
>A) Open it
>B) Ignore it and move on
>C) Talk to the coffin
>D) Inspect the demon-faced coffin
>E) Other
>>46400950
>>B) Ignore it and move on
>>46400950
>C) Talk to the coffin
Because that totally isn't weird.
72 HOURS Edition
>Are you attending the last Memerazi FNM tonight?
>What do you think will be top dawg post-ban?
My last Memedrazi event was last night, and I didn't even get paired against one. Was kind of let down.
>>46400649
Who is hoping for a unbanning of second sunrise and dredge return along with a reprinting of Basalt Monolith?
>>46401331
Fuck off Wilbert, you always were stupid
>You are Donkey Kong, the future king of the island of Kongo Bongo.
>During each thread, you will face the likes of the kremlings, under King K. Rool, and the pirates led by Kaptain Skurvy, who intend to steal the Crystal Coconut and use its amazing powers to rule Kongo Bongo.
>This is based off of, as those already familiar might suspect, the lore, adventures, and characters of the criminally underrated 90s CG cartoon.
>Voting periods will last an average of ten to fifteen minutes, but this may be increased, decreased, or generally changed at any given moment based on voter turnout.
>Write-ins are encouraged
>Your QM is me, Leo Luster, the author formerly known as Octoling
>I'm simultaneously watching my little brother play Thousand Year Door, so I may be distracted at times until later in the evening
Legend of the Crystal Coconut
INKA DINKA DOO SAYS THE TIME HAS COME.
In your home, which currently guards the legendary artifact, the crystal coconut, your little buddy Diddy looks at it quite admiringly.
"Hey, I can see my reflection!" Laughing in amusement, he howls and makes a few funny faces into it.
You, looking into a nearby fridge, ask the nearby Cranky Kong, "got any banana cream pie?"
"When are you two knuckleheads gonna let me get some sleep?!" Cranky, quite disturbed, asks in turn.
"Just as soon as I get a little midnight snack!" You begin, before continuing...
>A. Future rulers need their strength, you know!
>B. How about he not fucking judge
>C. Write-in response
>>46400375
>A. Future rulers need their strength, you know!
>>46400375
>A. Future rulers need their strength, you know!
How would you feature satellites in a post-apocalyptic setting? I want to be able to do something interesting with the idea of very old still functioning machinery in space. eg.Pion(eer)from Humanity Has Declined, MPU from Cowboy Bebop,ARK from SOMA, or SCP-1281.
> inb4 Mysterious MacGuffin controls old attack satellite and everyone wants it.I just think they are super neat and want my players to think the same
>>46398487
Ever read the Dark Tower series?
>>46398487
Fractal had satellites that slowly went out of order and crashed into the planet.
Which was funny, because augmented reality was everywhere and depended on those satellites.
>>46398517
Nope, why do you ask
>The Emperor returned via the Sensei and leads humanity on a grand crusade, erasing all religious influence
>Chaos is pushed back into the Eye of Terror and rarely ventures out
>Eldar create their new death God and are the main rival to the reborn Emperor
>Dark Eldar are wiped out and consumed by Slaanesh
>Orkz are no different
>Tau are long since destroyed in a complicated Eldar gambit to halt a Tyranid horde
>Necrons are still waking up
>The main Tyranid horde is still on its way
>>46507303
Implying the Imperium can endure another 100000, by the looks of it in just a few more centuries it will collapse.
> the emperor realises that humanity needs religion, and so embraces his role as humanitys deity, further inspiring humanity to fight harder during their new crusades.
> Tau, fearful of this awekning of the imperium, have pulled back to their core worlds and hope that this fire burns out with causing them too much damage.
> the traitor legions are ecstatic of this mobilisation, as it feels like they are fighting the horus heresy again, with whole titans legions engaging across worlds all around the eye, and legion levels of astartes clash with their corrupt brethren.
> orks come out in greater numbers as warfare across the galaxy begins to ramp up
>>46507303
The whole point of Ynnead's creation is so that it can kill Slaanesh. Either Ynead is born first and the Eldar win because their souls are no longer doomed and they go all out or Slaanesh breaks into Commoraugh first and wins as she gorges herself on massively corrupt souls of countless Dark Eldar and their slaves and strong arms her way to eating Isha and Cegorach before crowning herself master of the Warp as Khorne and Nurgle cry bitch tears.
Do you ever play half-fae cat-boy characters?
Why, think long and hard about the answer, just why?
Only Colette does that.
>>46507102
Because I don't enjoy that sort of thing.
>>46507102
No, and i would rape them if i could.
Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! Well, it seems we have run into a issue once again due to a certain individual touchcing a ancient artifact they shouldn't have. Now, as I understand it, due to this person touching the artifact, all guild members will be genderswapped for the next twelve hours, but that's the least of my concerns. The last time someone touched a ancient artifact, a department was blown out of existence so long ago that we all forgot about which department it was. So, to make sure there are no more incidents like such, we all must begin cataloging the ancient artifacts and making sure not to activate them while doing so, starting now. Now stop complaining about your genders being switched and get to work.Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on desustorage.org (Because 4plebs disabled Ghostposting.) For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild
>>46502095
just as planned
>are all now screaming muscular girls with chainsaws
WHAT ARE THESE BIG MASTS OF SKIN?!
>>46502095
But i have plans!
>>46502168
those are tits.
Hastur is now the BBEG for your campaign.
How fucked are you?
Literally who?
>>46501758
The King in Yellow.
>>46501719
>How fucked are you
>getting fucked by a trap
That's not what traps are for OP. He's the one who will be fucked.
UNF
THICK
I SAID THICK
I NEED PICTURES OF THICK ARMOR
>but how can they move? thats unrealistic
THICKER
>>46398059
Thick is cool as long as the boots and pauldrons aren't unreasonable
I got yer back OP.
>>46398332
I agree. Though giant pauldrons + no helmet is the cancer of fantasy. I hated Dragon Age because of it.
At the request of the /k/omissar I hearby designate this thread to Humanity; Fuck Yeah.
The lewder the better.
>>46397798
Tell me about this image, Yolanda
Rolled 98 (1d100)
So turned out archive is no more, my computer died, AND I just got a misplaced warning from 4chan. Today is not a good day. Got a replacement computer but everything else not so much.
Anyway last time Abigail ran away to play war, Petyr thought it was a good idea to build a base in a dungeon, the Brood left for parts unknown, and the corp is now a mega.
What do?
>Lady of War
>Dungeon Defense
>Corporate Cooperation
>Brood Invasion
>Other?
>New start?(as anons brought this up last time missing different gameplay)
>>46484111
Oh and if i mysteriously stop posting blame 4chan for banning misplaced ban. So heads up there.
For the stat sheets I think there were like 3? Get three fate points to that and some stuff for me missing days brings it up to oh 30 I think.
Also thinking about changing run times. Thinking more towards the weekends since those ones seemed to have picked up and my old days are starting to sucks. Thinking maybe a thread or fridays or saturdays and just run them through the weekends. Maybe Thursdays instead.
>>46484111
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/46227678/#46258229
Does this dice combo still count?
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>46484111
Sup genie
We are Corp now Huh? And have those wicked brood Chem synthesis guys.
>start creating edible sugars, preferably in energy drink form, I'm thinking some kind of brood kambucha, a living culture of brood that is all around tasty and good for you.
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition
>3E Backer Core https://mega.nz/#!E1dRBBIa!ZbQG4IasYCJRli2bhgE2MOdWeFAeV3N1rqL9kAIGbNE
>Character Sheet & Init tracker: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByD2BL6J89Nick41YUk0RUt3YlU
>Just a charsheet w/o permission request shenanigans
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pfjmZKzcUqAX9mB58IAEUIFkZr8rq4CvdRRM4kzwwgU/edit?usp=sharing
>General Homebrew dumping folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
>Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
>Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
>Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
Resources for 2.5 Edition:
>All books with embedded errata notes, as well as some extras: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/253ulzik1j9s5/Exalted
>Chargen software: http://anathema.github.io/
>Anathema homebrew charm files: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pka3nz3vqbqda/Anathema_Files
>MA form weapon guide: http://www.brilliantdisaster.net/dif/ExaltedMA.html
>http://www.mediafire.com/view/ua7tanepy2jfkdp/Exalted_2nd_Ed_-_Return_of_the_Scarlet_Empress.pdf
Resources for 1e:
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9vp0e9id3by6m/Exalted_1e
Demon addition. How have demons featured in your games. Anyone been to Malfeas?
>>46397498
>Anyone been to Malfeas?
Not yet. Someday gonna have an arc there, though.
>>46398107
Any specific plans for that arc?
I've got a Black Claw stylist whose sifu actually IS Mara, though she doesn't know it yet.
Pathfinder General - /pfg/
Disappointment Edition
Unified /pfg/ link repository:
>http://pastebin.com/YhdxTQS6
Ultimate Intrigue leaks:
>classes: http://imgur.com/a/tlwEX
>feats: http://imgur.com/a/PA4eT
>items: http://imgur.com/a/RzJiF
Old Thread: >>46385913
First for nothing to talk about
>>46396842
Tfw you'll never convince your dm to let you cast tailful polymorph or play the gelatinous cube monster class.
First for smiting wicked children.
A place to discuss civs, ways to play, tips, stories and such.
Question: What was your first civ you played?
Please vote in Cyclops Anon's poll! Please and thank you
http://strawpoll.me/7241764
Previous thread: >>>46372690
>>46396019
Voted other. Still waiting for that molerat game.
>>46380154
What is your favorite monstergirl?
So far we got
>Sheep, Cat, Kitsune, Lamia, Mermaid, Harpy, and Centaurs, Alraune, Slime, Spider, Bipedal Scorpiongirls, Machines, Wolfgirls, Succubi, Squidgirls, Beegirls, Antgirls, Vampires and Cyclops/Monoeyes.
Infinity is a 28mm scale skirmish game where CB makes joke characters but the community loves them and wants them to be real.
>All the rules are for free. Buying the books is only relevant for fluff:
http://www.infinitythegame.com/archive.php
>Provisional Catalog where you can look at pretty pictures of the miniatures you're thinking of getting:
http://www.infinitythegame.com/catalogue/
>Rules wiki:
http://wiki.infinitythegame.com/en/Main_Page
>Official Army Builder:
http://www.infinitythegame.com/army
>New Official Army Builder that doesn't work properly:
https://army.infinitythegame.com/
>Token Generator:
http://inf-dice.ghostlords.com/markers/
>N3 Hacker Helper:
http://www.captainspud.com/n3hacking/
>N3 Reverse Index Web App (so you could compare units across factions)
http://n3index.bastian-dornauf.de/
>Batreps:
http://www.youtube.com/#/playlist?list=PLzrPO7KIAtwXlOUh545nq21WQaW7YxuGc
>Terrain:
http://pastebin.com/Hy9SRkmJ
>Faction Rundown:
http://www.mediafire.com/view/mqaaf5fosmti5b4/Infinity_Faction_Rundown_v.1.3.rtf
>All Consolidated Rules:
https://www.mediafire.com/?xm5aqb4sdx4g446
>Operation Icestorm Scan (beginner missions)
https://mega.nz/#!AkkG0ZZA!CE-YzCWIWVROcSnnlkZI8SMWxWoNb1LkFbWI-LamYR8
>Latest news is the Economically Questionable RPG Kickstarter
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/modiphius/corvus-bellis-infinity-roleplaying-game
>The Actual Faction Poll
http://strawpoll.me/5146634
>Scans (More Needed):
http://www.mediafire.com/download/a6nel34mw0la3bb/Infinity+1st+edition+Rulebook.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/download/wd3pbtpjp5w9dig/Infinity+-+Corvus+Belli+S.L.L.+-+Human+Sphere.pdf
>Check out Operation: Flamestrike
http://flamestrike.warconsole.com
>Previous Thread:
>>46379578
First for MO NERFS REEEEEEEEEEEE
So, how many of you have immediately ran to the nearest FLGS to get EVO remotes?
I didn't... Yet.Decided to paint up all the remotes I have first and that's 3 to go.
Third for HOLY FUCKING SHIT THOSE NEW WU MING
