With magic

>>47593033
Without much success.

Drawing down the Moon.

>>47589885
THE ENEMY DOES NOT KNOW I INCINERATED HALF OF THEM!

>>47589885
No that's dumb.

>>47589885
Rule zero is written.

>>47579533
Do you think he'd ever break his ribs or spine so he can bend down & suck himself off?

>>47580190
You dare imply the loincloth of Sigvald the Magnificent is not already, and indeed always, sucking him off.

>>47579533
Slaanesh doesn't favour those with problems fucking, OP.

>>47569764
>trusting the drow

Shit GM detected.

>>47569816
>Shit GM detected.
I didn't tell them to trust him.
I bet you railroad your PCs fgt.

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>an unknown just airdropped and killed the last enemy of the PCs
>doesn't look like anything they've ever seen, the tech is radically different
>PCs call the boss man to see what he knows
>doesn't look like anything he's ever seen
>they try communicating with it in a multitude of languages
>nothing
>it's just standing there
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The young girl stares back at you, mouth agape.

“Beat Neji….?” she finally mumbles, regaining her composure.

“This is what I’m talking about Hinata! I don’t think you’re truly going to believe in yourself until take wipe that smug grin off of his face!” you exclaim.

“.....I guess…. You’ll help me, right? Train for it, I mean.” she finally answers.

You…

1. Promise Hinata you’ll help her beat Neji
2. Explain that this is something she needs to accomplish on her own.
3. Be non-committal

>>47599095
>4. I can give a little help, but our styles don't mesh well. Best I can do is spar against you and push.

>>47599095
>1. Promise Hinata you’ll help her beat Neji
I can't really see how she'd do it on her own yet. I'd say get her started then let her go on her own from there

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>>47598575
>Why?
>If you scare her I'm going to be pissed

>>47598575
>Hand over the phone, you heard your aunt.
Warn Trish first

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>>47584402

WoD can be pretty good for it. At least if you're going for some kind of Buffy-style urban fantasy game.

Which I hope you are, because "High School: the Game" sounds fucking terrible.

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>>47585039
Any game set in modern times can have students in it, but i was indeed going for "high school: the game" sort of thing. afterall, "maid: the game" was pretty fun.

>>47578135
>Sci-fi setting
Obliterated, probably a few captured and experimented on by the Forgemasters.
>Feudal Setting
He probably wins all the initial battles, the planet has decent enough technology but it really isn't united or populous enough to deal with the Roman Empire. That being said, he doesn't have the men to hold a world, not even close.

>>47578135
Gets wished out of reality by his elvish counter part, who is also over 160 years old.

J/k, they do a gay orgy because elves and romans are both degenerates.

>>47578185
>hat being said, he doesn't have the men to hold a world, not even close.
That's why the Roman Empire relied on finding local nobility willing to bend the knee, pay the taxes, embrace the roman culture, and enroll new fighters, and put them in charge of the new conquered area.

>>47570985
>It's time to put this shit to rest and finally come up with sensible definitions of what this all means.

No it's not. I like the ambiguity and would necessarily be dissatisfied with any clear and rigid delineation at the expense of vague guidelines. More examples might be good, though, so long as they are not taken to be absolute. I like the descriptions of how how Athasians of various alignments tend to distribute water.

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>>47570985
>
It's time to put this shit to rest and finally just get rid of alignments once and for all.

FTFY

>>47570985
>Has there even been a concrete way of explaining this to someone? Do you yourself even know?

Yes and yes.

It's been explained countless times. All the alignments in D&D are objectively defined.

The only reason it gets confusing is because edgelords and philosophy majors who think they're clever try to complicate things with ridiculous scenarios.

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Time for

>TRUE VIOLENCE.

Master Roshi began training with Goku and Krillin while you made breakfast and talked with Launch. Now that you've finally gone to join them, they are nowhere to be found.

You can't imagine that Master Roshi will be very happy about you missing training. You can make excuses (Launch isn't exactly an easy woman to deal with), but he'll know as well as you do that you could have gone and started training with them, you just chose not to.

You wonder what Master Roshi will say.

You wonder if he'll still train you.

You also think...
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>>47594027
Yeah, as cool as the accidental exploit was, it went from "this is kinda neat" to "holy shit what" once Strength was added to the mix.

>>47593985
Fluffwise, they're psionic in nature. I'll amend the wording on the taboo a bit when I get the chance.

>>47594333
oops.

>>47593957
Urban Barb 17/Urogue 3 may only get 42 Dex for +16 mod, so only +56 per hit, which does give you a 16 damage per hit deficit. Of course, this is offset by a significantly higher AC/Reflex/Initiative, and +1d6 sneak attack (which admittedly, a high level character will have little to no issue stacking up), plus another 1d6 from a power charrm leaves only a +9 damage per attack difference. And then having those rogue levels means you can dump the remaining extra feats into boosting your sneak...
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>>47592870
>> “Sure.”

>>47592870
>> “Sure.”

>>47592870
>> “Sure.”

>>47585177
>FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
Rogue. I adore the 5e rogue.

>>47585177
>FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
Beastmaster Ranger
Favored Enemy and Natural Explorer are such fun class features!
Hide in Plain Sight might be my favorite though... SO MUCH utility!

>>47585177
>FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
I haven't been able to get a group together since I got into 5e...

>>47582480

From left to right:
Wizard, a wizard with splatbooks, a cleric, another cleric, wizard, druid, sorcerer.

>>47582480
Fighters: Hal, Jonz, Diana, Bruce, Aquaman
Experts: Clark, Barry

>>47582528
>Aquaman
And just now I remembered, Arthur

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first for dorf when

>>47578270
never again in this age of men

>>47578270
second