One of my player characters is intent on destroying the moon.
Just curious - in a medieval fantasy setting, how would you go about destroying the moon?
With magic
>>47593033
Without much success.
Drawing down the Moon.
RULEEEES!
AS!
WRITTENNN!
>>47589885
THE ENEMY DOES NOT KNOW I INCINERATED HALF OF THEM!
>>47589885
No that's dumb.
>>47589885
Rule zero is written.
What was his fucking problem?
>>47579533
Do you think he'd ever break his ribs or spine so he can bend down & suck himself off?
>>47580190
You dare imply the loincloth of Sigvald the Magnificent is not already, and indeed always, sucking him off.
>>47579533
Slaanesh doesn't favour those with problems fucking, OP.
ITT: Stupid shit your PCs do.
>Drow assassin player robs Dragonborn monk of his last two gold pieces.
>Dragonborn player is fairly new and decides that his character knows he stole the gold when he does not.
>Kicks down the Drow's door and begins to assault him.
>Guards come in and throw his ass in jail for attempted murder.
>Drow ask the druid if he can borrow two dragonfire flask.
>The druid being neutral just shrugs and hands them over.
>Drow torches the Dragonborn in his cell and he dies.
>Same session we get him a new character. A half orc ranger.
>They tell him to walk up to this warband and distract them while the rest of the party dispatches the orc sentries on the cliffs above.
>Immediately stabs lead orc and they throw down in an honor duel.
>Gets decapitated after 3 rounds of combat.
Two deaths in one session. A good night.
>>47569764
>trusting the drow
Shit GM detected.
>>47569816
>Shit GM detected.
I didn't tell them to trust him.
I bet you railroad your PCs fgt.
>an unknown just airdropped and killed the last enemy of the PCs
>doesn't look like anything they've ever seen, the tech is radically different
>PCs call the boss man to see what he knows
>doesn't look like anything he's ever seen
>they try communicating with it in a multitude of languages
>nothing
>it's just standing there
>looking at them
>one player thinks it might not be hostile
>another much louder player knows it's hostile
>because his parents were military
>so this means he knows tactics and procedure
>or something
>rest of group falls in with him because he's louder and that makes him right
Shinobi Quest #9
This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.
(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)
http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH
Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest
Last thread, Tsuki Norihime kept her word, and began to help others begin the healing process, as well as making some bold proclamations.
“Well, I’m setting a goal for you right now, then Hinata.” you say standing up.
“W-what’s that?” she inquires.
“You’re going to beat Neji Hyuuga.” you say, flashing her a winning smile……
The young girl stares back at you, mouth agape.
“Beat Neji….?” she finally mumbles, regaining her composure.
“This is what I’m talking about Hinata! I don’t think you’re truly going to believe in yourself until take wipe that smug grin off of his face!” you exclaim.
“.....I guess…. You’ll help me, right? Train for it, I mean.” she finally answers.
You…
1. Promise Hinata you’ll help her beat Neji
2. Explain that this is something she needs to accomplish on her own.
3. Be non-committal
>>47599095
>4. I can give a little help, but our styles don't mesh well. Best I can do is spar against you and push.
>>47599095
>1. Promise Hinata you’ll help her beat Neji
I can't really see how she'd do it on her own yet. I'd say get her started then let her go on her own from there
“Put your new Lord on the line, I want to speak to her.”
Well this just got interesting.
Your name is Amy Nakamura, a 17 year old void Oni, and you’re about to hand your cousin’s garish pink cellphone to Trish so that she can talk to your weird aunt Mae about her Lordship over you.
Why is your life so fucking weird now?
>Hand over the phone, you heard your aunt.
>Why?
>Write-in?
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Urban%20Oni%20Quest
Twitter: @StrikeZone13
Rules: Votes are given a 10-15 minute voting period (This is not a hard time limit), the dice used are 3d10s and the occasional d100 both are best of three. I try to add write-ins to the post if they’re applicable to the situation, shitposting write-ins will be ignored unless they are genuinely funny and can be added.
Try to have fun!
>>47598575
>Why?
>If you scare her I'm going to be pissed
>>47598575
>Hand over the phone, you heard your aunt.
Warn Trish first
Is there a tabletop game for simulating school life, i.e roleplaying as studants?
bump
>>47584402
WoD can be pretty good for it. At least if you're going for some kind of Buffy-style urban fantasy game.
Which I hope you are, because "High School: the Game" sounds fucking terrible.
>>47585039
Any game set in modern times can have students in it, but i was indeed going for "high school: the game" sort of thing. afterall, "maid: the game" was pretty fun.
Julius Caesar learn about a portal leading to your setting, and is ready to start a full planar invasion, mobilizing the entirety of the Roman Empire army for a total war.
What happens?
>>47578135
>Sci-fi setting
Obliterated, probably a few captured and experimented on by the Forgemasters.
>Feudal Setting
He probably wins all the initial battles, the planet has decent enough technology but it really isn't united or populous enough to deal with the Roman Empire. That being said, he doesn't have the men to hold a world, not even close.
>>47578135
Gets wished out of reality by his elvish counter part, who is also over 160 years old.J/k, they do a gay orgy because elves and romans are both degenerates.
>>47578185
>hat being said, he doesn't have the men to hold a world, not even close.
That's why the Roman Empire relied on finding local nobility willing to bend the knee, pay the taxes, embrace the roman culture, and enroll new fighters, and put them in charge of the new conquered area.
>It's been like 40 fucking years and people are STILL arguing over what the bullshit means.
Has there even been a concrete way of explaining this to someone? Do you yourself even know?
Apparently WoTC think "Chaotic Evil" refers to Poker players which makes no sense at all. Most people are under the assumption that "Chaotic" means "I get to act like a wacky Redditor and ruin fun for everyone" and "Lawful" means you're a strict uptight overzealous Jehovah's Witness type regardless of what the latter half of your alignment is.
Then there's just good ol' simple "Good", "Evil" and "Neutral" which people forget are options at all because why choose them when "Chaotic" sounds fucking cool?
It's time to put this shit to rest and finally come up with sensible definitions of what this all means.
>>47570985
>It's time to put this shit to rest and finally come up with sensible definitions of what this all means.
No it's not. I like the ambiguity and would necessarily be dissatisfied with any clear and rigid delineation at the expense of vague guidelines. More examples might be good, though, so long as they are not taken to be absolute. I like the descriptions of how how Athasians of various alignments tend to distribute water.
>>47570985
>
It's time to put this shit to rest and finally just get rid of alignments once and for all.
FTFY
>>47570985
>Has there even been a concrete way of explaining this to someone? Do you yourself even know?
Yes and yes.
It's been explained countless times. All the alignments in D&D are objectively defined.
The only reason it gets confusing is because edgelords and philosophy majors who think they're clever try to complicate things with ridiculous scenarios.
>>Previous threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest
>Information on the MC
http://pastebin.com/26cbDMzF
>>Information
This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twelve year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.
>Rules
At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.
In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins
Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.
Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting process
I hope everyone has fun.
>Current Saga
Roshi's Training
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5B8v1a46lw
Time for
>TRUE VIOLENCE.
Master Roshi began training with Goku and Krillin while you made breakfast and talked with Launch. Now that you've finally gone to join them, they are nowhere to be found.
You can't imagine that Master Roshi will be very happy about you missing training. You can make excuses (Launch isn't exactly an easy woman to deal with), but he'll know as well as you do that you could have gone and started training with them, you just chose not to.
You wonder what Master Roshi will say.
You wonder if he'll still train you.
You also think a bit about what Launch suggested; finding your own way and teaching yourself.
>A. Go to town and ask around about Master Roshi
>B. They'll have to come back eventually, wait here
>C. Take some time to consider training on your own
>D. Something else
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Vehicle shown with optional extras edition.
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hdPm41ad
Old Thread: >>47582766
>>47594027
Yeah, as cool as the accidental exploit was, it went from "this is kinda neat" to "holy shit what" once Strength was added to the mix.
>>47593985
Fluffwise, they're psionic in nature. I'll amend the wording on the taboo a bit when I get the chance.
>>47594333
oops.
>>47593957
Urban Barb 17/Urogue 3 may only get 42 Dex for +16 mod, so only +56 per hit, which does give you a 16 damage per hit deficit. Of course, this is offset by a significantly higher AC/Reflex/Initiative, and +1d6 sneak attack (which admittedly, a high level character will have little to no issue stacking up), plus another 1d6 from a power charrm leaves only a +9 damage per attack difference. And then having those rogue levels means you can dump the remaining extra feats into boosting your sneak attack dice even further up.
> Thursday, July 2nd, 2015
SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/49M2eE8Z
THE RULES: http://pastebin.com/BEsprkBZ
THE TANK: http://pastebin.com/sJsgig6B
THE DIVISIONS: http://pastebin.com/xCQZAdqU
“Whoa, hey, check this out!” Winona holds out her phone to you, revealing her Twitter feed. Apparently she’s been following Kit Blumenthal’s Twitter.
https://twitter.com/KittyBlumenthal/status/736356279753560064
“We’re not anywhere on there,” says Ingrid.
“Yeah, no shit,” Stack says. Griselda and Denise look over your shoulder at the tweet. Christie is… “I don’t blame her. Christie’s perfect through three weeks, they’re leading the entire Western League.” She folds her arms, pouting a bit at the thought of it. “To think a bunch of Unlimited junkies are getting the drop on us.”
“Hey, Kit says it’s too early to tell,” says Ingrid. “It’s like the first few months of baseball season. Anything can happen.” That is honestly the most optimistic thing you’ve ever heard Ingrid say. “Murphy’s Law applies to any kind of sport with this kind of structure. We’re not Single Elimination where flukes and accidents happen like in the JSF or the ITL.”
“Oui.” Josephina smiles happily. “I believe we will catch up.”
“Christie’s in our Division though,” says Stack. “We oughta get lucky.”
Ingrid smirk at Stack. “Wow, Stack, are you actually moping about something?”
“Whatever,” Stack mutters.
Griselda smiles at you. “Well, I’m optimistic at least. We can beat up on Washington this weekend and play catch up in the standings. Want me to drive you and Denise to work today?” she asks.
> “Sure.”
> “Nah, we can do whatever you’d like today, Griselda.” (SPEND VACATION DAY: 5)
> Other
>>47592870
>> “Sure.”
>>47592870
>> “Sure.”
>>47592870
>> “Sure.”
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
>>47585177
>FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
Rogue. I adore the 5e rogue.
>>47585177
>FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
Beastmaster Ranger
Favored Enemy and Natural Explorer are such fun class features!
Hide in Plain Sight might be my favorite though... SO MUCH utility!
>>47585177
>FAVORITE CLASS you played so far?
I haven't been able to get a group together since I got into 5e...
So what would pic related fantasy classes be /tg/?
Go ahead and use D&D or Pathfinder.
>>47582480
From left to right:
Wizard, a wizard with splatbooks, a cleric, another cleric, wizard, druid, sorcerer.
>>47582480
Fighters: Hal, Jonz, Diana, Bruce, Aquaman
Experts: Clark, Barry
>>47582528
>Aquaman
And just now I remembered, Arthur
>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.
>How do I get this game?
BYOND Download link: http://www.byond.com/download/
To connect: Open BYOND, click the gear in the upper right. Click "Open Location" and paste in the IP below. Click "Ok", or place the ip into your browser.
byond://76.16.8.127:28014
alt: byond://d20station.ddns.net:28014
>I don't want to play as a hobo and my game keeps crashing
BYOND account registration link: https://secure.byond.com/Join
Without an account you can still join but you will only be able to join as either a hobo or a tourist. People without an account reported difficulty joining the server and maintaining connection, get an account.
>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.
Other information can be found on the wiki. http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
Check out the server pop graph to see when people are playing: http://www.ss13.se/servers/2284/
first for dorf when
>>47578270
never again in this age of men
>>47578270
second
