>>43759604
If the unicorm in human form still has his or hers horns very difficult. Because he or she would be horny all the time.

>>43759604
Why must I protect it, what aspect of it must be protected, what must I protect it from, what do I have at my disposal, etc.?

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>>43759604
So long as she doesn't become completely oblivious to her normal speaking voice carrying to the BBEG while we're staying in his castle it shouldn't be too hard.

I just hope the prince is gay because if not shit just got complicated.

GK Babyharness or Wolfywolfriders.

>>43759598
>GK Babyharness or Wolfywolfriders.
Indeed. On the other hand, 5th ed Dark Eldar release was spectacular.

>>43759574
You'd say wrong, old 40k had genestealer Limousines and electric guitar noise marines. Shit started off absurd and has gradually become more serious business, although it has jumped the shark in the sense that it went from fun IP with grimdark and parody elements to shitty kids game barely maintained to sell absurdly priced models.

>>43759367
>handcuffs of halfling strength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE

>>43759367
Honestly? Pretty cool idea for a magical artifact. Would be really interesting for an assassin/spy to have.

Even if it's just a slightly different version of a generic mask.

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> All the party had to do was go to a nearby system, enter a nebula, and scan it.
> They go there.
> Tell them that there's massive interference around the location. The further they keep their ship from the location, the safer they would be.
> Of course they decide to land the ship RIGHT INSIDE THE INTERFERENCE.
> This of course is right after they decide rolling double 1's should constitute a critical failure....
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>>43759344
I literally just cant even. More.

> They're offered free repairs (normally 1million credits) if they bring a alien back to its ship.
> Proceed to send someone who can't communicate with it to accompany it onto the 1 man ship.
> Person proceeds to shove his way past it and sit inside the ship.
> Alien tries fervently to get him off.
> Welp this planned encounter would of occured right after the alien got on its ship so I guess here it goes.
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it keeps happening

I have a friend that wants to run a WFRP campaign, but he didn't like the look of 3e. But I don't want to screw with the earlier edition's percentile. So, I have a few questions.

How's the 3rd edition? Does it really casualize it to a board game? Or just streamline it? Do you HAVE to buy all the components? Does it still play like a typical tabletop RPG, such as being able to use imagination to attempt anything? Or is it really restrictive? What he wants is the Warhammer feel, does this deliver?

If 3e isn't the way to go, would we HAVE to use an official Warhammer ruleset? Maybe there's another system that can give that dark fantasy and lethal feel and just port in the setting? Any recommendations if so?

How much 9th age have people played and whats the general consensus on the changes? Is it to much like 8th or has it got its own flavour?

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>>43759022
What non-warp madness do you speak out of?

The last "Favorite Chaos God" thread had tons of Slaaneshnis

>>43759076
I must have missed that...

>>43759022
My favorite god. I wish GW would give Slaanesh more lore, and models. The farm equipment stuff was just kind of confusing.

>>43758888
Well, you could pretty easily combine the trappings and organization of the jedi with a more esotoric CHIMy philosophy, but I'm genuinely not sure you could feasibly combine Jedi and CHIM philosophy.

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The whole Jedi thing is pretty vague in the original movies, and then in the rest of the Star Wars material things aren't always very consistent, but often quite stupid.

Then there's Kirkbride's stuff which is, well, there's quite a lot to it. Open for a good amount of personal interpretation. And most importantly, it's all bout the cosmology of that one setting. If you're not playing in the Elder Scrolls setting, then a lot of shit is going to be very different. (If you do, then you're a Buoyant Armiger I guess.)

So take a few steps back here, don't start with just trying to smash these things together, instead think about what exactly it is you like about these two things. If it's just "says spiritual sounding shit" then you might want to rethink the whole thing. Otherwise take these elements, put them together within the setting you're going to be using (really important that bit, don't do it in a vacuum), kill a few babies, add some more stuff as suitable where there's gaps, kill some more of your babies, and there you might have a good starting point.

Then to spice it up marinate your brain by reading Dune, Brad Warner's books about Zen, watching El Topo an Holy Mountain, adding a few intentional inconsistencies, or whatever.

>>43759065
>... combine the trappings and organization of the jedi with a more esotoric CHIMy philosophy, ...

That's what I'm talking about. But other ideas would be appreciated.

As I said, the idea is in a primordial stage at the moment.

>>43758747
>No
>It's a metaphor, blood is the currency of the soul, vampires metabolise life force
>Yes
>A progenitor vampire comes about only when a great leader falls to an impossibly profound despair, betraying their followers and drinking of their lifeblood in order to escape their fate. The more people, the more powerful the newborn vampire. Power is diluted as a bloodline progresses.
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>>43758747
>Do they need to breathe?
No

>They're not usually alive, and can be brought back from with their ashes and blood, so- If they're undead, how do they metabolize blood? Magic?

The blood a vampire absorv in his sistem is changed (Magicaly or biologically depends on your flavor) if by magic the act of the bite can be interpreted as a magical ritual for the vampire convert the victims blood once he drain it. Biologicaly works maybe...
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>>43758932
Wait, hold up. If there is both the possibility of a bloodline and a halt of body growth, it means it reaches a ceiling point, then how is that ceiling point determined? Also, vampires can still learn new things, so their brain isn't "frozen" in the state it was when they turn, right?
Can vampire control who they turn? Are there different degrees of turning?
Are vampires virtually immortal by virtue of not growing old? Can they change their physical form?

>>43758671
Dungeons and Dragons and its legacy.

pseudo-Tolkien-esque race-kingdoms

Medieval swords and sorcery with elves and dorfs.

You recall the last fight between those two didn't go so well.

Once the morning madness has finished, what powers will you be experimenting with first?

>Psychic powers (which?)
>Gifts (which?)
>Your locket
>Allies powers (who? which?)
>Other (?)

Please pick only 1, you can choose others later.

It is assumed you are trying to learn new stuff, if you want to boost existing ones, please...
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>>43758562

The body of water created by Oceanic Reality qualifies (just big enough).

>>43758633
>Your locket

Enchanted guns that give a bonus or design to kill certain supernatural creatures.

>>43758374
A radio that lets you track supernatural creatures

A key that unlocks any door, including cardlocks, computer passwords, fingerprint or even retinal scanners. A highly valued artifact for sure

Sunglasses that let you see in the dark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlTGzkKeE

A quarter that always falls to the change receptacle but is always counted. Soda machines, self-checkout stands, phone booths, etc.

>>43758374
Curses over e-mail.
Protection charm firewalls.

>>43757990
The shitstorm was hilarious. Some people just don't get how these lands can work, and there are some legit concerns, but a lot of people are just going full retard about it.

>>43758161

And how do they work? Is it just a new color for mana or a colorless symbol?

>>43758338
It's pretty much a new color I'd mana that counts as colorless.

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>43757948
I'm bored let's do this [6]

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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>43757978

Pics of people with guns to their heads are more than welcome. [5]

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>43757986
Eh, I have nothing to live for. 2

Honestly first of all I would ask myself how much time you and the party are willing to devote to this kind of transactions. I mean, if everyone is onboard it might be fun to pòay merchants for a session, but if the prospect of having one player take up two hours of game time haggling while the rest of the party dies of boredom I'd solve it in a couple of rolls to decide what kind of profit he might turn up. It all depends on what you (as a DM and as a party) are willing to invest.

Have him roll Profession: Merchant skill

I've always wanted to play in a campaign like this (less Record of Lodoss War and more Spice and Wolf), but your player might just be slowing the game down for everyone else.

Just give some 5% or 10% increase depending on the next city. Is it near the mountains? That iron won't be worth much. Does it have a surplus population? Those chickens and the booze are going to sell well.

Although I always took the D&D prices for trade goods to be almost standardized prices. Merchants would barter and swap 10 pounds of wheat for 5 chickens.

Maybe check...
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>>43757874
>Try to remind her about Asai.

>>43757874
>Try to remind her about Asai.