>>43821561
Jesus Christ...

I dont have a story to top that man...

Im fucking showing this to my group right now.

>So what's the worst set of houserules you've ever had to deal with, /tg/
Pathfinder 45pt buy "Homebrew Gestalt" (basically every level you gain all the benifits of 2 different classes. features, saves everything) with all 3rd party and 3.5 dnd material allowed but Gunslinger still banned

>roll20 horror stories
being...
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>>43821561
>roll20 horror stories
Well i GM'ed for a group of Players once because they needed a GM and i thought to myself "Why the fuck not"
The Charakters were more than horrible and 2 of 4 Players where Meme spewing Madman that thought Chaotic Evil is the Best Aliginment

>>43821860
>Saw a group looking for a GM to run a published adventure
>listed 15 published adventures thye would be interested in
>offer to GM, tell them i'd like to run Serpent's Skull since it is on this list
>guy #1:'awe well we were really hoping you would run rise of the runelords'
>me:'I read rise of the runelords and thought it was a poor adventure...
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>Wargaming Compendium
http://www.mediafire.com/download/cghxf3475qy46aq/Wargaming+Compendium.pdf
>Saga
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/alj31go19tmpm/SAGA
>Black Powder
http://www.mediafire.com/download/o5x6blwoczojmfr/Black+Powder.pdf
>Bolt Action
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/n7jmdnlv1n0ju/Bolt_Action
>Hail Caesar
https://mega.nz/#F!s9xTTDpQ!CasEjRETeqZsJ5LOzYrJdg
>Warhammer...
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25th of November in military history:

1120 – The White Ship sinks in the English Channel, drowning William Adelin, son and heir of Henry I of England.
1177 – Baldwin IV of Jerusalem and Raynald of Châtillon defeat Saladin at the Battle of Montgisard.
1491 – The siege of Granada, the last Moorish stronghold in Spain, ends with the Treaty of Granada.
1758 – French and Indian War: British forces capture Fort Duquesne from French control.
1783 – American Revolutionary War: The last British troops leave New York City three months after the signing of...
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It is 838 years since the Battle of Montgisard was fought between the Ayyubids and the Kingdom of Jerusalem. The 16-year-old King Baldwin IV, seriously afflicted by leprosy, led an out-numbered Christian force against the army of Saladin. The Arab force was routed and their casualties were massive, and only a fraction managed to flee to safety.

Saladin had planned and invasion of the Kingdom of Jerusalem from Egypt. Learning of Saladin's plans, Baldwin left Jerusalem with only 375 knights to attempt a defense at Ascalon, but was stalled there by a detachment of troops...
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>no news
>forums dead
>factions solved
>nothing to discuss
>threads dying
>scheduled releases taken down
Is game dead

>>43821407
As for that last one, PP has said that the schedule was originally for retailers, and it's been taken down to lighten the load on their website team, since they have more infrastructure in place to inform retailers of what's coming out.

I can almost believe it, if it weren't for their poor timing with the arguments and snarking between the forum-goers and some of their staff about the release schedule.

>>43821407
>no news
>forums dead
>factions solved
>nothing to discuss
Are you high?

>>43820641
Of course anon. I'm the cutest one too.

In Borderlands could EXP Module upgrade Phase Pierce to do something like 'the amount of shots you can fire depends on the gun used, with sniper rifles only getting a single shot, while smg's can fire an entire clip off before you return to reality'? Could you get elemental effects on your phased shots, like how Maya ends up hitting all enemies nearby with all elements?

/jc/, I wnt to become a horrifying soul powered abomination. What's the best way of doing so?

To anyone out there who is running a Force and Destiny campaign, what is the average time it takes for the party to fall to the dark side and destroy themselves in their own hubris? Just finished one and it took two sessions.

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>>43817410

Something of a repost

https://www.google.com/starwars/

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>>43816020

He spent the whole game on his phone posting shitty threads on a Taiwanese picture plank

Online game, That Guy successfully raped another player (pin/etc.). DM didn't fade to black.

His reasoning was, apparently, not wanting to DM anymore, but his autism prevented him from realizing he wouldn't be in the GROUP anymore for pulling that stunt, either.

That Guy got perma-banned from the chat.

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>>43816090
>me when I conspire to rape in a /tg/ roll20 group and works perfectly

>>43815497
/thread

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Fuckin asshole sky lizards

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Can I get a picture of a generic warrior guy wearing little/very crude armor and 2-3 of these shitty weapons?

Its supposed to show what a lvl 1 warrior looks like in my mind, using second rate equipment.

Requesting a skuzzy looking, middle aged Englishman in a bloodeborne-esque coat with a high collar, a suit, and a top hat. I'd like him to have a devilish grin and bad teeth, and for him to be holding a hand behind his back as if concealing something. Oh, and mutton chops. Glorious mutton chops.

Please and thank you!

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>>43811672

Requesting two assassins with cherry shaped helmets/masks, one stands at 6'ft muscular, and is a close combat expert and has a green stem like object on top if the helmet and the other is 5'ft skinny and is a long ranged expert. They both wear the suit that's in the picture, the close ranged expert has a cane sword, and the long ranged carries a sniper rifle.

So someone in the last thread referred to a M113 as a 'Gavin'.

Not sure if trolling but as far as I know they were never called that, in the US Army they were know as an M113, a PC or just a 'Track'

The name 'Gavin' comes from one man's, lets just say passionate crusade to retain a piece of air deployable light armour. Look up 'Mike Sparks M113', fun reading.

>>43811992
It's ok to call Mike Sparks a fucking lunatic, anon.

Just started putting together a Zvezda 2S1 Gvozdika SPG.
Pretty good kit, goes together really easily and the detail seems pretty decent.

I'll be putting together two more of them and a pair of Shilkas tomorrow, plus a T-72 just because.
That gives me the core of a nice Soviet force for TY, alongside one BF army deal and the six T-55s that will pretend to be a T-72 as well.

I'll probably be taking some pics and reviewing the minis on my blog.

I don't know what types of shitty game you're playing OP, but you need to step up. Preferably in some cute heels.

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>>43808959
>Oy, boyim! Hey, boyim! Wanna buy some stockings?
>They're very sexy, I swear!
>Stats? Uhm.... they give +5 magic resistance
>Trust me, I'm a tanuki!

>>43808959
See, what I don't get is why you didn't save yourself some time and just type "Legs". We all would get the veiled request for cheesecake from the image, the extra exposition is extraneous.

Holy Hex!

IT BEGINS

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Prologue -- Fangs

"I do not want you to try; I want you to do. I do not want you to believe; I want you to know!" --Pa, upon explaining Will to his students

Charsheet Talan: http://pastebin.com/UyLGzZLP

I am Talan the Redeemed, second to Kholmar of House Mattheo, and, right now, more than a little lost. I was prepared to deal with rebels, monsters and whatever else would stand in our way. It's what I signed up for when I agreed to this my Lord's quest to avenge the murder of around 200 of his workers - the promise signed with blood whose...
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>>43808219
Oh sweet jesus yes.

>literally just about to make a new OP
>beaten to the punch
t-thanks.

So, what do you guys think of the "official" PHR color scheme? I like it, and think it's solid, but it definitely needs a little bit of -oomph- to stand out. Any ideas?

Oops something new, AoS scenario generator.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zjPBo9hmnDQSIroDB0UEpUeA1EhiLWrnOvQ976xQN8E/edit#heading=h.nb7p9m4iembj

>>43805162
Stormcasts are really starting to grow on me.
While the game is still shitty, I feel the fluff could still be really good.
What is needed is more good quality art. Too much is shit and fails to capture a good tone for the setting. Additionally we only get pictures of models, not every Lord Celestant needs to be Vandus Hammerhand or "guy with hammer and sword with sowrd raised above his head."

>>43805424

I feel the same way.
I never really was a "hater" to start with, but I never really gave AoS its fair chance I think.
Now, after a few months of looking at what we got, it seems like a good bit of fun, and the models look really good.
One simply has to let go of the Warhammer feel, and embrace it for what it is, a totally new game with a totally new look.

Kickstarter it start the Kickstarter when?

>>43796119
Sometime between Wednesday and Jimmy's eventual death in a firefight after a bout of drunken sodomy.

>>43795527
>Easten was actually left-handed all along!
Has there ever been an advantage to being a southpaw outside of sports?

>>43794983
>Anyone have any suggestions for cool megaflora/megafauna for a primal civilization?

White people.

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>>43794983
We have awaited this thread.
The anomalocaridids will rise.