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You are River la Croix, ex-mercenary, novice necromancer, and you have a voice in your head. He's supposed to be there, but it would be nice if he'd shut up while Brianna is talking.
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<You should be studying and training, not out in the field> Robert grumbles into your mind.
<Would you /shut up/ while I'm being given orders?> you plead. <This is important!>
The ghost lapses into silence as Brianna continues. " - This is recon only. Use your best judgement but two people aren't going to take on an entire town's worth of forces, no matter how sexy your new weapons are."
<Damn sexy> Robert comments, at the same time that Amy goes,...
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>>44241599
> Cover up the hole with a shirt over your mail so it's not as evident
>>44241599
> Ask Nathan if you can borrow that armored coat of his. He has actual armor, and you're going scouting ahead. If he insists, you can give it back when he's in danger.
So it's a more retarded Snapcaster in red?
>No flash
No, but it's pretty decent.
>>44240908
>No Flash
>5 CMC
>Targets 3 or less CMC
Doesn't even come close
>>44240908
>Enters the Battlefield effect
Hm, might fit in (Goblins has a way to cheat in fattie goblins with Lackey if I remember right), he just has to compete with Goblin deck's other 5 cmc finisher, Siege-Gang Commander. I don't think it stacks up favorably against that, as Siege-Gang lets you burn down your whole team for lethal whereas this is probably going to grab... what, a lightning bolt?
lets make a new forgeworld
first things first:
>world style, how close to mars is it in style?
>roll 1d10
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>44239203
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>44239203
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>44241034
Basically what the title says: post stuff about RPGs that makes you cringe.
Example:
> whenever a system refers to itself as an "engine."
Have seen both Apocalypse World and Savage Worlds described like this and I cringed hard when I read it. The attempt to be "different" turned me off of both systems til I actuallly tried them and found out they were pretty decent. Still consider the use of "engine" instead of "system" to be cringeworthy as fuck.
What about you, /tg/?
Mechanical differences between male and female characters.
It's not even an SJW thing, I just don't want even more reasons for the grognards my GM allows in his group to play female characters EVERY FUCKING GAME. If there are any mechanical differences between genders, even if females are worse, they'll come up with some reason why their character build NEEDS to be female because they're all a bunch of Magical-Realming faggots.Someday I'll find a decent online group.
>>44239081
>Someday I'll find a decent online group
Not with your attitude you won't. Or at least you won't keep it. You'll just meltdown over the most petty crap and ignore any fun going on, if this thread is any indication.
>>44238953
Not a fan of the term "engine" either but you have to admit Powered by the Apocalypse Engine sounds cool
DUN DUN DUN, DUDUN (dudududu), DUN dun DUN, dudun (dudududu)
Select RACE, CLASS and GENDER
Input NAME
Shameless self bump. /tg/ still likes quests, right?
>>44238648
Human Paladin, male
>The mind of a ______ in the body of a ________.
What would be the most potent combination?
>badger
>badger
>>44238226
The mind of a dolphin in the body of a bear.
>>44238239
This.
How does magic work in your setting, /tg/? Can anyone do it or just the special people?
Personally, I've always preferred sorcerors to wizards. I think the implication with Wizards is that basically anyone can learn magic if they just learn it - so magic isn't actually that magical or mysterious. Sorcerors, on the other hand, can "just do it" but don't necessarily understand the hows or why's about it.
So, for games in my setting you can't be a pure Wizard; you have to start Sorceror and then multiclass. The idea is that pure...
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Anyone can do it, but hardly anyone has the patience and introspection it requires.
Which is why those who do are invariably obsessed with it.
>>44238036
Still, that implies a factory process could work where you just set up some schools and churn out (shitty) Wizards, right? Like, sure not many people have it in them to become ARCANE MASTERS but like, level 1 Wizard? At some point as baseline education and literacy levels go up, there's got to come a point where you can pretty much go to Wizard School for five years and come out a level 1 Wizard. At which point, you've got a mega-saturated Wizard market because who wouldn't want that.
>>44237900
Magic and life-force are semi-finite self-replenishing resources. Two mages cannot coexist in the same space for extended amounts of time because they'd use up the mana at an accelerated rate. Druids and the like have an easier time with it because they use less power so to speak and it regenerates faster. Necromancers are really bad because raising the dead uses really excessive amounts of life essence, and drains it from the surrounding area. You can tell when a Necromancer is about because plants shrivel...
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So I'm working out the kinks of a not!Africa setting and magic is giving me writer's block.
I decided that while normal humans can do magic they require a fetish to do so. Now I'm just pondering how you convince or compel a lesser god to live inside of a small idol, bag, animal bone, sword, bundle of feathers, etc.
I mean it's simple enough for evil spirits.
>"Grr rawr! If you want my power then smear deflowered baby blood on my boulder"
>"Bring me the bitter tears...
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>>44237752
Some tribes believed that dance and celebration were innately spiritual acts, likely attributing what we know as positive psychology to magic. Festivals were specifically held to lend the power of the tribes people to the local shaman so that he might perform magic for the community's benefit.
Also there are beliefs in small tribes in the sub sahara that believe hyenas are in fact beast man hybrids, like werewolves, and that their bestial form is derived from magic and that rather than a curse they are...
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>>44238589
Some bantu tribes believed that shapeshifting monsters like werehyenas inherently have the soul of the creature they shift into.
And that eventually their natural compulsions come out so one day they begin to eat people,
Many africans distinguished between ordinary predators and the really smart ones. Very clever maneaters were considered shapeshifting spirits with the intelligence of men.
One tribe in Tananzia claimed that a handsome youth who was not of their village came to court a young...
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>1.
If you wanted to get at the mages as quickly and easily as possible, that meant making a beeline for them while avoiding the heavy knights. You’d do what damage you could on the way in, but getting out would mostly be a matter of Malaine and his knights flying everybody out. The last thing you needed was to get boxed in.
With the moon scarcely a day short of full it would be hard to sneak up on the watch, so you decided to do this the fashionable way. Your archers...
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>44236311
Oh god
They killed bob
>>44236311
>With the moon scarcely a day short of full it would be hard to sneak up on the watch
Shit, nightwalkers. I'm not sure how, but they have to have nightwalkers that they're planning to use tomorrow night.
how does your game go
Playing epic level Pathfinder as a Barbarian. That thing is fucked unless it can block 1100 damage per round with a hella magic huge sized greatsword.
WW1/interwar (intentional anachronistic technology) era magitech of a shitload of countries just found a target that isn't each other.
Just call it a villain like a sensible person.
Can we have a "worst /tg/ experience" thread? Not necessarily caused by That Guy, just situations where you had an awful time altogether
>be me
>not absolutely unattractive but hella ugly
>friend tells me about a game she's planning, she's gonna be the GM
>i ask her if i can join in and be a fluffy dog knight for shits and giggles
>she says yes
>oh well i was actually joking but what can you do, i plan my fluffy dog knight
>i get to her house and she's with a girl friend
>turns out the entire party was girls and i'm the only guy she invited because i was the only one who asked to join
>a little unusual but hey, it's just another game
>my character is introduced to the party
>ugly sounds of adorableness in-character
>session goes on
>the remarks on FDK are getting out of hand and stepping into OOC territory
>hair/beard starts getting ruffled by hands of people i have no idea who they are
>get increasingly uncomfortable as the session goes on
>clearly furfag girl starts asking me more and more magical realm questions
>i ask if we can have a small pause so i can go out and have a smoke
>i never return
>i never see them again
>the session is never mentioned again by my friend
i've never been that uncomfortable in my entire life, who the fuck goes out of their way to physically engage someone you barely know and who shows clear discomfort when doing so?
i didn't know That Guys came in female
pic related, it's me
>>44235699
Dude, if I were your friend, I'd be pretty pissed they made you so uncomfortable that you straight left.
>>44235699
That shit is fucked man.
>>44235953
i would've asked if she told them anything but i'm really not willing to ask her about that day
i think it's better that i don't know where she met those people anyways
Help /tg/, I am toying with the idea for a setting.
Could a tidally locked world support life on the sun side (not just the twilight region) if it was far enough away from its star?
>>44234800
"Sure"
>>44234800
Life uh uh uh finds a way.
>>44234800
If it can handle being perpetually bathed in radiation, why not.
Sup /tg/. I'm starting a 2500 points Sons of Horus force after Christmas, and I'm just wondering how you lot protect and transport your armies, other than buying the GW carrying cases. I've seen people using big ass toolboxes full of foam, but I'm not sure how good of an idea that is. Thoughts?
So it's not quite what you asked for, but I have one of those GW carrying cases, and they're actually really nice.
>>44235714
This.
Best case for the money. Unless you're using a lot of bigger models.
>>44234089
I make my own cases from plano boxes and foam I order off the net.
Time to slay some trolls edition
Hello everyone and welcome to ShitterNormie's Machine Civ part 4!
>What's happening in the civ Shitter?
Excellent question anon! We are the head AI of a group of drones and multi-purpose machines. Remember anon...if the main AI is destroyed the civ is lost!
>Where are we Shitter?
We are located in the side of a volcano. Our base (which can be given a new name) was built by our old masters: The gnomes. They're dead now because of orcs. But here we are!...
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>How do I get started!?!?!?
Just suggest two actions at the end of the IMMEDIATE CHECKUP. All choices' success will be determined by a 1d20 roll that I will do on my desk and tell you guys. (Rolled 15,2)
Intro was too long so that last part will be squeezed into the update post
IMMEDIATE CHECKUP ENGAGED
>Power supply: bretty gud
>Drones:19 advanced grabber drones, 9 gunner drones, 3 maintenance drones, 1 eye drone, 1 #6, 15 inferno drones
>Machines...
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>Discussion Point: Attack Plan
What are the merits of utilizing rolling large logs down into the cave, perhaps flaming, to delay troll movement, then utilize Inferno Drones to increase the oil side of their mixture to create a stream of flaming oil to cover the cave floor.
>BURN THEM ALL.
Ahem... use the gunners as suppresive fire to try and keep the trolls in place or force em back if they get too close while the inferno drones stand at the top of the hill and fire down into them, lead by the machines armed with flamethrowers. The other machines should make use of the spears we got to also hold back any that get too close/maybe take down the alpha with them.
Not sure what to ask the gnolls to do but stay back and fire arrows.
>setting has orcs, trolls, goblins, hobgoblins, half-orcs, ogres, imps, gargoyles, bogeymen, demons, ghouls, urgals, goblinoids, demihumans, gremlins, bugbears, and monstermen
Why is this allowed?
>>44231406
Because people like to have fun. Sorry to break the news to you like this
Idk, the more the merrier I guess? Why not just throw everything in bc whythefucknot
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