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I made a wasteland faction generator table thing.
http://pastebin.com/rWD3HkhG
Here's the pastebin, It needs 13-14 d100s.
Feel free to roll on it and give critiques. What should be added? Would some things work better than what's already in it? I kinda threw it together after a long shower thinking about it then about forty five minutes of typing so it's pretty fucking far from perfect or even good. I just really like these table things.
Maybe we can make a setting out of the factions that are rolled up.
I wrote up a band of 20 wasteland raiders yesterday, giving them all detailed appearances and an outline for their personalities.
My players will probably just blow them to bits but hey, it was fun.
>>44457972
Ignore the link in the OP, that's the one I had a brainfart and forgot two things I originally meant to include but didn't.
http://pastebin.com/nQczsrCU
>>44458064
That'll happen, but half the fun of being a DM is designing encounters for your players.
I wouldn't take it that far, but I would say the fun is being creative in designing challenges and situations to put players in. It requires a lot more creativity than actually...
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Rolled 30, 27, 94, 97, 53, 78, 40, 4, 12, 77, 49 = 561 (11d100)
>>44458110
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>>44434916
http://tindeck.com/listen/jvdn
On the pitch, where nuffle's king
When player's whine
we say
when your dude gfis
and he falls down and dies
that's bloodbowl
when the crowd's cheering lulls
as you roll double skulls
that's bloodbowl
snake eyes roll
ting a ling a ling
ting a ling a ling
and you'll scream mother fucker
bloodbowl spray
tippy tippy tay
tippy tippy tay
trust us there's no sucker
when...
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Second for the Caledor Leatherheads
Not my blog, but I am a wretched ball of coughs, sneezes and farts at the moment.
I'll be sorting out a couple of things this week, most pressingly the Playoffs. Until further instruction, can nobody use their current team please, of course except for the couple of round 6 games left.
In this thread, we talk about factions that are over wanked.
For example: Tyranids
>Muh 12 galaxies
>Super BBEG, worse than chaos
>Pfft, nothin personal biomass
>muh hyper adaptability
>constant disregard for things like the conservation of mass
>We use the warp but dont lol.
Literally worse the the Ultrasmurfs and Chaos gods combined. Even the Ctan in their "just...
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I'm pretty sure Tau is the most wanked faction, followed by Space Marines then Imperium and Chaos.
Tyranids are underwanked if anything.
>>44480206
Slurried biomass detected
Tau
They are the worst form of wankery.
>be shit little species
>constant retcons that completely change them and their history
>biggest plot armor in 40k
>almost every Tau triumph is either unexplained muh superior tactics or their opponents writen as complete retards
Not to mention their cancerous fans circlejerking over their weeb power fantasy.
And the funniest part is, they don't have a victory condition so all this wank is just...
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Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=digimang
>Last time, on Digimang Quest.
Our hero and friends journeyed into the Web Forest, and after a fierce battle and getting knocked around more than once, managed to overcome the horde of monkeys that had taken over, with quick thinking, quicker reflexes, and a new digivolution.
After getting rewarded for their help, Dash tried to a spider, got rebuffed, and sent on his way to find more humans, heading to the coast for a trip to the Batch Isles.
Having...
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The back end of the ship lifts upwards, lurching you and Leomon around, as enormous squid-like tentacles wrap around the back end of the boat, tugging it downwards into the ocean, while a three eyed demonic face looms behind the boat, raking enormous, clawed hands down the length of the cruiser.
Another jostling of the boat shakes you out of the pool, as it get’s angled higher out of the water, now nearly fifty degrees from horizontal and being shaken about roughly.
Numemon are trying to cling on for dear life, hurrying inside, or grabbing onto railings, as the...
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>>44476808
>>Let’s try and talk things out with him, demon’s can be reasonable. Right?
Leomon on point, he tires something he get smacked.
Have a Numemon go get reverse trap, I mean Casey.
>>44476808
>Let’s try and talk things out with him, demon’s can be reasonable. Right?
Worse case scenario leomon wrecks his shit
>mfw the spess elves think they will rebuild their empire, and rule the galaxy once more
>>44471066
they don't they're holding out to create a god of death that will free them from slannesh influence.
The catch is that all the elder need to die first
>>44471066
The simple answer is to steal their children and indoctrinate them into being shock troopers. Those that don't take can be fed to the Emperor.
They can at least get to building one Empire.
Is it bad that I'm regularly daydreaming of being an eldar outcast, formerly on the path of the healer and artisan, setting out full of youthful naïvety and belief in the goodness of all creatures, meetingand falling in love withan imperial guardsman, watching him from afar, protecting him from dangers until finallywe meet and engage in forbidden lovewhereupon he is found out and summarily executed for heresy I and tearfully become more and more jaded and cynical with the world, ending up in the typical eldar disdain as I return, broken to the craftworld?
