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No games until Saturday
>>67723707
>no games
I can feel the shitposting already desu
>>67723707
there's already a thread, bruh
>>67723695
>>67723707
Ugliest """""""""""human""""""""""" child ever holy fuck
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67715089
NEWS:
>Mayhem out of Venator card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru
>Hall: Rockhold is ducking me
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/19/11715808/ufc-199-uriah-hall-luke-rockhold-fighting-easy-michael-bisping-he-knew-full-camp-mma
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11706610/holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-at-140-pounds
Conor McGregor
>http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2641357-floyd-mayweather-reportedly-offers-conor-mcgregor-50m-for-new-years-eve-fight?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
>no signings
>no gf
>>67718731
about what they can do with a pair of balls you mean
WENGER IN
(:
>Manchester United want Louis van Gaal to become director of football, allowing former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to work alongside him. (Sun)
>Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew, whose side face Van Gaal's United in Saturday's FA Cup final, will sign a new four-year contract before the Wembley showpiece. (Daily Express)
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years. (Guardian)
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
>Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, is close to finalising a £34m move to Arsenal. (Sun)
>Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, will hold talks with manager Jurgen Klopp to find out whether he has a future at the club. (Daily Express)
>Klopp is close to completing the signing of £4.7m goalkeeper Loris Karius, 22, from former club Mainz. (Guardian)
>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
>Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 35, does not know whether he will be offered a new deal when his contract expires next month. (Liverpool Echo)
>Everton are considering signing 21-year-old Bologna goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini, who spent part of his teenage years at Manchester United, as a replacement for the departing Tim Howard.(Daily Mail)
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
>West Brom manager Tony Pulis is planning a move for West Ham's 26-year-old Ecuador striker Enner Valencia.(Daily Telegraph)
>Sunderland are considering a move for Swansea forwards Andre Ayew, 26, and Bafetimbi Gomis, 30.(Daily Star)
>Watford's 27-year-old Mexico international left-back Miguel Layun is set to sign for FC Porto on a permanent deal, having much of this season on loan with the Portuguese club.(A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Retiring Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta, 34, is set to be offered a coaching role at Manchester City by incoming manager Pep Guardiola.(Manchester Evening News)
>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 23, is good enough to play for French champions Paris St-Germain, says team-mate Yohan Cabaye. (London Evening Standard)
>>>Best of social media
Former Newcastle and Tottenham winger David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arrest playing five-a-side football. The 49-year-old France international had fainted.
Tbh he did a great job with the youngers. Outside of Adnandos
When the umpire calls you out,
It's no use to stamp and shout,
Wildly kicking dust about—
Play the game!
And though his decision may
End your chances for the day,
Rallies often end that way—
Play the game!
When the umpire shouts: 'Strike two!'
And the ball seems wide to you,
There is just one thing to do:
Play the game!
Keep your temper at the plate,
Grit your teeth and calmly wait,
For the next one may be straight
Play the game!
When you think the umpire's wrong,
Tell him so, but jog along;
Nothing's gained by language strong—
Play the game!
For his will must be obeyed
Wheresoever baseball's played,
Take his verdict as it's made—
Play the game!
Son of mine, beyond a doubt,
Fate shall often call you 'out,'
But keep on, with courage stout—
Play the game!
In the battlefield of men
There'll come trying moments when
You shall lose the verdict—then
Play the game!
There's an umpire who shall say
You have missed your greatest play,
And shall dash your hopes away—
Play the game!
You must bow unto his will
Though your chance it seems to kill,
And you think he erred, but still
Play the game!
For the Great Umpire above
Sees what we see nothing of,
By His wisdom and His love—
Play the game!
Keep your faith in Him although
His grim verdicts hurt you so,
At His Will we come and go—
Play the game!
E V E N Y E A R
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tribe
I kept saying how bad the Dodgers were going to be and you wouldn't listen. How does it feel?
SJ:Jones blanks Blues in second straight game
STL:Elliott yanked in 3rd as Sharks take lead
PIT:Patric Hornqvist is likely to play on Friday
PIT:Pens' Phil Kessel stays hot in 4-2 triumph
MIN:Wild sign Hungarian netminder Adam Vay
MON:Martin Reway signs 3-year deal with Canadiens
TB:Steven Stamkos will sit again in Game 3
TB:Bishop out for G3, 'teetering' toward return
NYI:Report: Halak needs sports hernia surgery
SJ:Martin Jones blanks STL in GM 2 of WCF
SJ:Brent Burns scores twice in GM 2 win over STL
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko will play in Game 2
>>67715154
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
>>67715176
:^(
Post busts being embarrassed by elite players
Old thread:
>>67678340
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB4gjiMVKFI
>>67701013
>normie music in the OP
ugh, /trb/ is SO mainstream these days...
>>67701053
three posts early edisyonu
Can I just take some of the money out of the club for myself?
We clearly have too much lads
Monaco GP next
New Renault engine rumored to be as much as 5 tenths faster
Ferrari on suicide watch
Meanwhile at the shanty town of McLaren Honda: No power
This gets my dick hard
>>67693692
>dem fat-ass tyres
3rd for high speed double apex corners
Bayern München 0 - 0 Borussia Dortmund
This is unironically the worst game i have seen this year
>>67747836
the City - Real Madrid was worse
hallo is this the new Thread? Ok Good
Finland and USA broship thread.
Get in here and share the broship
Fuck Canada
3-1
Get fucked ruskies
>implying Finland and Canada aren't bros
They named their trophy the Kanada cup
Pokalfinale Pre-Match thread
Get in here Germans and other plastic Ameribros
>>67737799
Who bayern lifelong here?
/bundes/ is the pre-match thread, silly foreign girls
>>67737810
Lifelong Bayer ultra from Meck-Pomm here.
>Double team him he have the court vision to find the open man
>Guard him at half court line he will blow past you and drive
>Play close defense on him, he will cross you up and shoot in your face
>Blink for a second, he have the release speed to catch you with your eyes closed and drain a 3
>Leave him open, 3 pointers are a free throw to him
>Hes having a off day, still have to double team him just incase he gets hot and drop 20 on you in 1 quarter
>Not making 3s, he have the speed and ball handling to drive the ball
So how do you stop him and his team of demi-gods? Steph Curry is literally a cheat.
Just stick your foot under him
lol you dont have to double him. just force him to drive and knock that little beta bitch on the floor when he goes for the layup
>>67733757
>>67733778
>injure him
so you can't stop him without breaking the rules and being unsportsmanlike?
Just watched the one about the rise & fall of the Orlando Magic on Netflix, that's gotta rank among one of the best.
What are your favorites?
Duke Lacrosse
Once Brothers
>>67705904
Once Brothers was intense
I obviously don't know the whole story but I don't think Divac deserved all that hate, it was clearly a big misunderstanding and what was even sadder was Drazen turning his back on him as well, basically being brainwashed.
Of miracle and men
Reminder that if you don't support the Thunder in the WCF you are the cancer killing the NBA.
If the memeiors lose this series it will be the biggest choke in sports history and it will be an actual entertaining finals with a quasi 2012 finals rematch.
Thunder are cancer too. True neutrals want the raptors to win, you Westbrook cocksucker
>>67743034
>craptors
>winning
Lmao
Thunder are objectively the better team with 2 superstars that have been working hard for 8 years to get a ship while memeiors are an overnight sensation destroying the game by abusing the system.
>>67743034
Cavcuck detected
>Bayern
why tho?
>Athletic Bilbao, Sevilla.
>Left-leaning
Lol no.
>>67742455
This is the only correct answer.
>st pauli not racist as hell