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Europa League Final Edition
underrated OP image desu
This is a screwjob
fuck off refs and UEFA edtion
>>67678422
Lmao Livershit should have 4 yellows already
>>67678458
>Milner literally sent flying by random Sevillian
>LOL DIVING CUNT
Coming home lads
le homosexual muslim man has scored
STUDGE!!!!!!!
YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD YOU!!!!
>>67678523
Art?
>inb4 Gameiro equalizer at 96'
>>67678603
Nope. Abdul from the Netherlands.
>it's a camera cuts to Klopp doing something zany on the touchline every 30 seconds episode
>>67678654
I thought he had a phone call
ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON ACCRINGTON
FOUR
FUCKING
HAND
BALLS
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>67678898
>any of them actually a foul
>>67678898
>you in charge of knowing hand-ball rules
as expected of a murrican liverplel bandwagoner desu
>>67678952
>>67678996
you're telling me that last one wasn't the poster child for incredibly blatant handball in the box?
>>67679017
That's suarez v ghana
>>67679017
He came low to block and sturridge kicked it to his hand
This is too fucking painful, I just want to die right now. I really didn't need this. Couldn't Liverpool just go out against Villarreal? can't they just fold like we did and concede 3 goals against Sevilla or something? Please, I won't be able to take it if Liverpool win the EL
leyton orient just fired me on the spot for applying for a job at sunderland
fuck me mates i was doin so well
>>67679186
T. Europa League Referee
>>67679186
but there is a turk playing for liverpool, why dont you support them
>>67679249
Who even gives a fuck
I couldn't give a flying fuck about individuals and where they're from
>Spätzle Connection
>There's a football conspiracy named after noodles
I love you Germany
JUST MEME MY SHIT UP
>iverpoo defending
The comeback is on.
>>67678644
He came early m8.
>Sevilla player praises manager team talk
Another 5-4 incoming
>>67679923
Bet he is using aggressive "I am not happy with your performance out there."
>>67679977
>>67679923
>Klopp: Don't get complacent out there
>>67680023
(seemed confused)
>>67680023
>Klopp "Don't let this slip"
>looking complacent
>looking uninterested
>seemed to switch off
>not watching the infinitely superior Accrington Stanley vs AFC Wimbledon match
>>67680023
(Passionately) We've got one hand on the cup lads, keep it going out there
>>67680120
>being le football hipster
>>67680120
>AFC Wimbledon
You mean McDons?
>>67680165
>you
>not being aggressive and angry when your team led by less than 3 goals
>>67680165
McDonalds only plays in your country.
>>67680157
I don't know, I'm not serious but CL and EL don't really interest me anymore. I think winning a league is much more exiting than winning the EL or CL.
>>67680300
maybe because Dutch teams can win the league, but not the CL/EL?
Is there any way I can just auto mass loan all the players that want to go to my feeder club? Most reject the loan offers, it'd be nice if I could loan out only the ones that won't reject it
Top top Stanley goal
>>67680372
Benelux league when?
Mignolet? More like Mignogreat
>>67680372
nah, I dislike knock out phases.
What a fucking goal
>Liverslips
>>67680300
I beg to differ
Sevillawinslol
>Liverpoo
>iverpoo
lifelong sevilla fan reporting in
Get rekt rest of Europe
>>96
Did Klopp talk about complacency at halftime?
klopp (calm) i'm pleased with how things are going, keep it up lads
>5th away win of the season
>win trophy with it
effective at least
>>67680771
And CW too9
Our american liverpool fans are conveniently missing this half
YES
GET IN
I GO FOR A CHEEKY SHOWER AND SEVILLA ARE IN THE LEAD
KEK
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED LIVERPOOL
if i win u21 euro championship will my reputation go up much?
Guess it's another moment where Spain have 5 clubs in the UCL.
>>67680922
We did it before it was cool
>Sevilla win EL to qualify for CL
>Get knocked out of CL to qualify for Europa League
>Repeat Ad Infinitum
>>67680899
Without looking can you name the last manager to win the U21 Euros?
That should answer your question.
Its nice on the CV and will give you a boost but not much.
>>67681008
>Dust Loops in soccer
Spain treating european competition like a fighting game.
>>67680827
Emery (Aggressive) Where is your passion lads? You don't look like a team who wants to win!
>livershit
GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED
>iverpoo
ahahahaha
>Shitterpoo
Origi is Belgian
Bye bye Liverpool.
Occasionally in May I think of Delusional Kopite and all the good times liverpoop have given me
ABSOLUTE
TOP
KEK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67681023
Veljko Paunovic
He manages for Chicago now, they're doing absolute shit.
>tfw klopp didn't assertively warn the team against complacency
deserved it desu
hahahahahahahahaha
SLIPPED
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>3 goals in 25 minutes
>3 goals in 25 minutes
>3 goals in 25 minutes
>3 goals in 25 minutes
YES
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED LIVERPOOL
GET KEKED KLOPP
I HOPE YOU CONCEDE 5 MORE
Hillsborough 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>67681184
Ok but you take my point, 99.9% of people do not know or care.
The RAWK will be absolutely tasty tonight.
Klopp will need to take out a Touchline Team Talk™ that everyone knows works so well
>>67681280
Only reason I know is because that's all they talked about in MLS circles.
>Muh Pauno and Vieira
Well at least Vieira is doing okay.
Losing by two goals? Better bring on Joe "Sideways Pass" Allen!
>>67681354
Just reload :^)
>>67681390
>Doubting welsh Pirlo
Spain got 5 spots in the UCL and Liverpool are without European football again next season.
>>67681280
>>67681184
But it wasn't. It was a swedish guy
Was looking back over the winning managers as far back as 2000 and that's the last relevant person to have won it. And that was Marcos Tardelli
>>67681459
No, I'm doubting Joe Allen
>>67681459
>>67681390
> Doubting welsh Colback
>>67681611
Well that proves my point even more
>Sevilla captain Coke has scored his first ever goals in the competition proper tonight! #UELfinal
>"It's his first goal of the season"
>>67680084
>Klopp "Don't let this slip"
They actually did it the absolute madmen
>>67681767
>The referee will have some explaining to do
Great achievement by Liverpool to get to the finals with this aweful squad.
>>67681817
About what? He hasn't really gotten a decision wrong
>>67681855
The typical Liverpool fans would still blame him for everything though.
>>67681855
Their 3rd goal was offside
>>67681767
>literally getting trbed
Can't wait for butthurt liverpoo posts
>>67681921
But liverpool played it to him
>>67681921
it deflected off the defender
Sevilla has been the better team and deserves to win, in contrast to Liverpool which hasn't done nearly enough to win
>>67681921
No it wasn't you dolt
>>67681921
It was touched by Liverpool defender though.
>>67681934
same desu
>I-It's a conspiracy!
>>67681921
Do you even football?
haha, time for >le 40 million man
>Phil
>benteke
lmao
Is Basel a nice city? It looks like a nice city. Looks like Prague
>bencheke
i'm feeling sad boys i had faith in liverpool
>4 yellows for Sevilla and only 1 for Liverpool
>this will be klopp's 5th final loss in a row
Always the bridesmaid
>>67682078
Its nice, second best of Switzerland after Bern.
>Sturridge can't be arsed to run
How can one team be so incompetent
>Liverslips
I guess Mitch did take the Liverpool job yesterday
>Moreno: Transfer Listed
pls
>>67682275
Would you risk running if you had his injury record? Every step is a potential career-ender
>>67682534
kek
Quite impressed at how much sevilla play like a team and how selfless they are
>hahahah that crying faggot
KLOPP OUT
whelp, Sevilla were the better team on the night.
Brendan's men shouldn't have made it this far tbf. what a piss poor performance on the whole (mostly fucking Moreno, fucking CHRIST)
Y ES POR ESO QUE HOY VENGO A VERTE
SEVILLISTA SERÉ HASA LA MUERTE
LA GIRALDA PRESUME ORGULLOSA
DE VER AL SEVILLA EN EL SÁNCHEZ PIZJUÁN
>>96
>>67682599
I like that part about them, I love how this manager has really crafted a team, but fuck the time wasting and shit, Sevilla with Navas was more positive in that area.
Do you rank him lads?
Y SEVILLA SEVILLA SEVILLA
AQUI ESTAMOS CONTIGO SEVILLA
COMPARTIENDO LA GLORIA EN TU ESCUDO
ORGULLA DEL FÚTBOL DE NUESTRA CIUDAD
Meanwhile we have extra time in accrington
>>67682854
needs better teamwork
>>67682854
>age
>15
>>67682794
Has anyone ever laughed at a pard making this joke
a pard more unattached to anything remotely football than the poor 96 buried underground
>>67682993
that's correct. Yoof intake
>>67682090
>having faith in Liverpool
You understand the root of your error, yes?
>>67682940
who are they?
>>67683072
it worked when they dicked dortmund, united and villareal
>>67682547
Maybe he can go back to Sevilla and finally win something.
My physios lol
>>67683225
I don't think Sevilla will take that piece of poo
>>67683225
he already won the EL with Sevilla 2 years ago.
>>67682743
>Not real
Damn you
>>67683385
oh he deleted it, i had been tracking that thing to 15,000+ retweets.
>>67683446
Did he really?
>>67683385
>>67683508
here's a screenshot off my timeline, deleted tweets won't disappear from the timeline until the app resets.
[WOMBLEING INTENSIFIES]
good job wimble
>>67683537
Based Carra.
>The Nivea advert of the girl doing the loser sign to Klopp
kek
>>67683584
the man is quick-witted and entertaining as hell. shame he doesn't voice his actual HOT TAKES more often/openly. he really is based.
>>67682854
Pretty good debut desu
>FA Cup 6th round away game against wet spam who are 7th in the prem
>gets an assist with a wonderful pass
class
>>67683617
Yep great pundit aswell, doesn't take himself serious either. Too bad he has Henry sitting next to him half the time now. They are complete opposites.
>>67683446
>>67683537
If he deleted it then you should also respect his wishes and delete your screencaps too.
>>67683708
B8
8
>Micheal Owen: The ref had a really good game
>3 penalties not given
>>67683537
>Great first half, no fight in the 2nd half
Literal opposite of our play-off campaign
>>67683681
Do you think he texts Gary a lot during the show asking him to come back?
>>67683681
>Henry
Worst thing to happen to Sky. Hopefully BT don't nab Neville and the dream team comes back.
>>67683741
I hope so. Thierry Henry is laughably bad. I could do a better job than him with my fm knowledge and a bit of tactical knowledge, and I'm pretty sure I can be more entertaining.
>>67683783
I used to watch every MNF episode simply for their analysis and banter, now that Henry is there I try to avoid the episodes he is in.
>>67683807
care to put a demo reel where your mouth is?
>>67683898
I can just imagine shocking news coming in and Koblenz going to do the Henry knee squeeze on Carragher but doing a hover hand instead
>>67683898
If Carra wants to do MNF with my I'll be on the plane in a couple of hours. Until then, no.
>>67684010
>not editing footage of yourself over Henry and sending it to Carragher
>>67684038
>implying my editing skills are beyond putting a blue intro screen before a stolen video in movie maker.
>Accrington in charge of infrastructure
>A set of floodlights go out at the Wham Stadium... and then another set!
>The fans are helpfully getting their mobile phones out and putting the torches on... it's not quite had the desired effect.
>Sky TV are reporting that the referee is going to take the players off to allow the floodlights to cool down.
>Apparently some smoke is coming from the set that has turned itself off - maybe they're not used to being on this long?
kek
>>67684164
always happens to me in fm too
Memes
I feel happy, lads.
>>67684468
As happy as the Wombles tonight?
His hip not, unfortunately
>Matt Le Tissier scored 47 out of 48 penalties in his Southampton career
>Rickie Lambert didn't miss any of his 34 pens while playing for Southampton
>Saints arrange a shootout competition during HT of a match to see who was the best overall
Neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efaLlf-T3kg
>>67684499
We will likely have AFC Wimbledon - MK Dons next season. Feels good desu.
>>67684746
2nd biggest derby next season behind the Radio Derby derby
>>67684468
did you smoke again butters
unemployed student here, anyone know where to pirate this game?
>>67684779
>Ryland is still making games
the absolute state of these prices
>>67684818
http://store.steampowered.com/app/378120/
>>67684867
>34 quid
mate i cant even afford the price of the bus tickets to go to the job centre
>>67684924
i'll gift it to you what's your steam
>>67684852
>Meanwhile Man Utd won't budge on 4 million for my GOAT
>>67684975
thats really nice of you but i cant accept that
thanks anyway youre a top lad
>>67685060
absolute madman mate
can get it as cheap as £15 or just find something on piratebay who cares
>>67684924
>tfw actually have money for the first time since I was a student
It's strange and I don't know what to spend it on
i wish we could pay 35-60zł for games
>>67685082
Manga.
>>67685069
yeah ill just wait, once my results come in i hope to get a job then i can buy it then.
what little money i have to use to look after my mum
>>67684779
>TWELVE MONTHS
dude those fuckers are ruthless, twas just sum TRT
>>67684818
KAT
>>67685069
Pirated FM is buggy as fuck so it really isn't worth it, people complain about regular FM being buggy but there are literal bugs made to affect pirated versions like players being given fake names and the names always changing, players retiring young for no reason even if they're with a club, instability causing frequent crashes and so on
Guess the score
>>67685135
3-2
>>67685135
2:1
>>67685135
1-5
>>67685122
is there a version for mac?
>>67685100
>once my results come in i hope to get a job
Hmmmm...
>>67683237
kek
>>67685122
Hilarious
>>67685135
2-3, also this >>67685154 and alt+f9 to take a screenshot
>>67685157
>mac
the answer is a solid 'no'
take your OSx somewhere else (and die with it)
but here are the system reqs
streaming poopdicks
>>67685239
i don't think twitch allows that
>>67685250
you'd be surprised
>>67685175
Close, 1-3. Still complete bullshit that we didn't win by more
>>67684731
>we're gonna be here all night chants
>you're just shit ricky lambert chants
Absolutely savage, but lambo was always going to take it with le tiss's age
>>67684468
So do I still unbelievable
lads why does slipping come so easy to them?
>abandoning your a stream to send pictures of your penis
>Literally doing a stream for 5 mins before going off to have a wank
>Literally
Unbelievable
sorry guys the stream will be back up a little later once i have extracted all available resources from the nudes well
looking forward to streaming tho desu
Why aren't there handballs in FM??
>>67685467
Share nudes
>he doesn't even post them
>Vieira not even trying against Toronto
Dammit I hate having to invest time into the made up """"New York"""" """"""""""Derby""""""""""
>>67685470
There are, I just gave away a penalty for one
>>67685480
>wanting to see mitch's tiny cuck willy
>>67685455
>>67685451
>not going through of his statement of streaming dicks >>67685239
>>67685495
>not wanting to
>>67685470
There are, I just gave away a penalty for one
I made an account just to tell Mitch to put his penis away and get back to streaming
>>67685467
My twitchfu is live for once, gonna have to pass senpai.
/trb/ was so much better before the pandering to a normie called mitch meme began
>>67685470
David Lopez committed one when I was playing PSG yesterday. Should have been a red t b h.
>>67685563
I miss the days we'd go on mumble and wank to interracial porn together.
You all feel like strangers these days tbqh.
>>67685563
>He doesn't like memes
>>67685563
>/trb/ was better last week
probably
>>67685586
>wank to interracial porn together.
apart from morz and his fatties
>>67685595
If PHJ was still around she'd be treated like a Goddess because of the high test meme
>>67685563
j-just filter me and it'll be like i was never here
GG Chill
>>67685810
Why do they call Diskerud just 'mix'
>>67685838
Something his mom used to call him. Also since he's foreign born american, it's an apt name for any player on our national team
>>67685563
at least theres some life here, i enjoy mitch.
He is a living guide on how not to play football manager.
>>67685810
What is this stupid meme formation all about?
Look mom, I signed zidane
>>67685900
>i sign zidane
>>67685899
>Muh City way
It's not even the memeist formation he's put out. Long live Patrick Vieira
No official mention of SI having any involvement in this new Motorsport Manager game but I'll be surprised if they weren't involved a bit.
>Release September 2016
Neat
https://youtu.be/mUsRRIzY9HU
Looks pretty decent
>>67685921
Either
>A. 1 (ONE) centerback
or
>B. No fullbacks or wingbacks
>>67685838
Americanos don't know how to pronounce Mikkel.
monkey bastard hands
>>67686046
It's a lopsided 4-3-3 because Yankee Stadium is tiny as fuck. Basically a WBL in Matarrita, and Brillant/Bravo/Hernandez are CBs who cover wide. Amazingly, it worked when he used it
>>67686111
>playing soccer on a baseball pitch
beyond horrible
>>67686149
Amazingly enough, the City gov't doesn't want an oil sheikh owning real estate in NYC.
>>67686180
Yeah America wouldn't want to be at the mercy of some oil in the middle east.
>>67686180
Not jewish enough for them huh?
back from the break haha live again
>>67686218
>>67686242
>haha
>>67686218
>>67686225
NYC gov't is weird. Each borough has its own gov't and they deliberate on things such as zoning.
I'm not sure anything gets past a bunch of spics that think they're in charge. The Yankees almost moved to NJ until the mayor told the city legislature to fuck off
I'm upset that Toronto let us score.
>>67686367
No problem.
>>67686218
Ive never seen this response before, what does it mean?
>>67686410
He thinks you wont play him enough.
>>67686410
that he considers himself deemed surplus to requirements
>>67686410
You have too many shitty strikers.
>>67686410
>norbro literally doesn't understand english
>>67686410
Is he listed or currently has a squad status of "Not needed"?
>>67686447
What a retard, hes my top scorer this season
>>67686472
He's a first team player
>>67686456
ive signed a bunch, but some of the older ones are going away, wtf.
>>67686494
Try setting him as key player and trying again
>>67686494
Did you declare interest in someone that shares his position?
>>67686513
Tried signing some 5 star striker from wolfsburg II, but he resigned instead.
I also just sent out 70 trial offers...
FUCK
just had a mediocre yoof intake.
night lads, same again tomorrow, yeah?
>>67686494
>but some of the older ones are going away
He doesn't know that.
>>67686634
>He doesn't have a whatsapp group with his players
smdh
fuck me, i'm drunk and i feel like a new save with Roma is a good choice, exactly how drunk am i?
>>67684852
>ajer
Damn it I just started a Start file, no way I'll be able to hold on to him if he turns out to be that fucking good.
>>67686653
>send all
>barry youre not getting a contract renewal after the season, happy birthday buddy
>>67686657
kebab and a wank/racist thai orgy
>>67686665
Do you enjoy pain? I imagine start's finances are absolutely dire
>>67686657
If you're drunk enough to think paying £15m for Szczesny after his loan is a good idea, then quite a lot.
>>67685810
>diskerud
When will they learn?
>>67686741
>tfw America tries to grab Mix Dueland
mitch can u come on stream again
Ok, I don't understand this guy. He seems pretty decent, is not too old, his contract runs out in a year and a half and he had a great season, yet I can buy him for half of his actual value, which is next to nothing. Meanwhile every team in Argentina asks for ludicrous fees for shittier players. Is there something I'm not seeing?
>>67686976
Idk, I bought Jonathan Calleri from some random Hue team for cheap and now he scored 50+ in our first season together.
>Ligue 1 sides hovering over him
>One bid from Lille in the summer for £4k.
I know I'm in CFA2 but there's no way I'm selling him for pittance.
>>67686967
He did shit in his first couple of games of the season and said "Fuck it I'm going to bed"
>>67687007
Ok, I'll bite, why is he 4 stars valued at 6k?
>>67687039
this is why it took him 30 years to get up 3 leagues
>>67687063
Cause I'm in the French 5th tier and I'm semi-pro. He's on £190 and not on a long contract. He's very good compared to my over players and the league he's in. For comparison, this guy is 4.5 and is also wanted by ligue 1 sides.
>>67687063
Because he is in the lower leagues of France and star ratings are relative to the rest of your team.
Welcome new friend
who /canonlywinathome/ here
Do you guys sometimes think about bottling it just so you can go to the euro league and potentially make it much further?
>>67687246
Nah CL money tasty as fuck
>>67687262
Yeah, that said, knowing fm ill probably end third anyway.
>>67687007
Let him go you little shit, stop wasting his career.
>>67687127
Just make sure you tack on that juicy 50% sell on clause
Does anyone else play their second team in cup matches to get knocked out ASAP when they do LLM?
I'm trying to climb the pyramid ladder, not trying to win the fucking FA Trophy
>>67687327
>Play second string/youth in cup for the same reason as you
>Actually win
>Can't buy a win in the league
>Try using some of those players
>Lose even more
I will never be good.
>>67685921
That is EXACTLY the formation I took Crewe Alex to Champions league glory with back on Fifa 15.
It's GOAT and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
So, is there any way to sign European or Asian players in an Argentina save? Do I have to increase my reputation? I keep getting this response.
>>67687295
I'll let him go if I get a decent sum. I'm not looking for millions though. He's quite injury prone and has 4 (four) Nat Fit.
>>67687315
Definitely.
>>67687007
>work rate: 10
>bravery: 6
see ya in the lower leagues son
Based.
>Agressive: Getting sent off so early is unacceptable!
>(Looks delighted)
Prick.
>shitty
>>67687790
>(Looks delighted)
>>67687114
i hate you
who's still up for watching?
Genuine question for the trbbers who have been in these threads nearly every day for a good 4 or 5 years.
Do you think you'll ever leave? Or will you just be a waste of space piece of shit for the rest of time?
I'd genuinely be happy if you all died some form of painful death within the next few days because quite frankly you are all some of the most disgustingly sad individuals I have ever had the misfortune to come across.
>>67688048
I'd rather eat my own shit, pal
>>67688048
me but idk if the shitty internet im having today will take it
>>67688112
>trbbers
>>67688048
Yes, I'll be free in 5 mins
>>67688112
5/10 made me laugh
>>67688132
nice
>>67688112
y-you too
>>67688112
Thanks anon-san
>>67688112
You don't even know me, man. Be careful who you call a disgusting sad individual in a Guyanese hair braiding board, I could be your boss one day.
finally my half time teamtalk does something
>>67688145
im waiting mitchell
>>67688112
who /collapse/ here?
>>67688246
are you a commie?
>>67688246
>h-h-hey guys p-pls watch me play my shitty football management simulator save
get a fucking life, kid
>>67688296
who shit in your breakfast bowl of semen???
>>67688327
6/10 lad, I really felt the England in that one.
>>67688284
if you can't get a promotion in an ENGLISH league of all places you just need to give up playing right now because quite frankly that decline in form is one of the most pathetic things I've seen this side of Louis Van Gaals United reign
>>67688112
I will always have this tab open even if I uninstall the game.
>>67688391
rude
>>67688391
yeah Van Gaal is pretty shit aint he
>>67688427
how'd you say fuck off in spanish, me no hablo
>>67688480
It's similar to how you say it in Arabic.
Inshallah my brother.
>>67688391
show us ur road to CL then you fuckin wee cunt
>>67688495
muh road to CL
if you put as much effort into your managment as you do into being a little bitch, you'd be top of the league by now
>>67688480
"suicidáte puta de mierda"
>>67688565
your dad makes himself spunk over Cilla Black's ghost
>>67688391
>this poser
Where in van Gaal did you grow up?
>>67688661
kek
Can anyone stop this legend?
>>67688703
A high shelf.
>>67688967
heh
>Starting keeper is out for 5 months, God knows how that even happens
>Backup is shit, youth keepers are worse
>Try to look for one on a free
>Find a guy with 3 stars with a black star
>Check his height
>He's 5'5
Well fucking shit
https://stre.am/charlestonbattery
Get in here lads, it's an amateur team taking a 3rd division side to benulties
>>67689229
Is there no sound?
>>67689447
I think it's impromptu so yea
>>67689229
Which side are in the orange/black stripes? They keep dying
>>67689667
That's Charleston Battery, the 3rd division side
The other team is literally a team from a retirement community in Florida
That trollpost
RIP Detroit City
>>67689776
speaking of floridian pdl, if i drive out half an hour i can see the mighty swfl adrenaline. one day ill go and take pictures. maybe take videos and pretend im morzi.
>>67690113
I'm """"""""""lucky"""""""""" enough to be next to the Rowdies. The invitational that had all the MLS teams was nice though
>>67688565
this is great banter
>>67690147
Al Lang Stadium is comfy as fuck tho
>>67690147
thats funny anon, im actually going to st pete next week for something.
tell me your address.
>>67690266
It is comfy, the only baseball stadium that actually works as a soccer field. The seats are fucked though. Also this happened and it was amazing.
WE BENULDIES NOW
>>67690332
kek
>All those people rushing to him
It was barely travelling when it hit him, he'll be fine
>>67689155
Give him a chance! It could be another Jamie Vardy-esque story.
>>67690512
He has to racially abuse a chink first
>>67690457
They were probably more worried about how hard his head hit the ground.
SAVED
>>67690527
Regrettably, it is so.
>celebrate your benulty
>break ankle
>Celebrate benuldy
>die
Villages gk well off his line
Under the bar!
>Off the bar and line about 3 times then in
kek
I didn't see the last kick what is this
>>67690781
They won 4-2 on PKs
https://twitter.com/TheVillagesSC/status/733118244035289088
This team is based as fuck
>>67688703
>450k a week for a wingback
>Spain's first openly gay football referee says more will follow his lead by coming out - even though he quit after being verbally abused.
>"The clubs would say things like: 'Look, there is the fag referee.'
How does he know they knew his sexual orientation? The ref is always a fag.
>>67691193
He's a qt IIRC. Surprised it didn't work out.
>>67691286
I'd "fuck" him if you know what I mean.
>>67690781
Here it is
https://twitter.com/HoldenCribb/status/733120204767535105
>>67691314
>"WHAT THE HECK" -Little kid in the distance
>>67691314
>Taking advice from a kid in the stands
Thank you based Riccardo.
Probably highest GK rating I've seen.
Jesus, Southie got anally ravaged by Rochester
thoughts? thank you kindly
>>67691444
Had a 9.4 last night. Obnoxious. Especially given I put 3 past him.
>>67685470
I got knocked out of the CL semis because I gave up a late pen due to a handball
>>67691286
I'd massage his balls with my tongue then spit, rub the goo on my nose so I could use it to fuck his nimble arsehole if you know what I mean.
>>67692369
thanks macca
Top result.
>>67685470
almost lost a cup game to a team 3 divisions below mine because my CB wanted to be ronaldo and dunked the ball while under no pressure with nobody around, getting him a second yellow card
This whole premier league thing is pretty easy desu.
40 points is the goal.
Why does everyone start with "Get Stuck In"?
fuck
>>67694565
Always have the picture ready
Took over the team after the season they promoted to the first league, won the league first season, second season going on now there is a big chance im going to bottle it, playing like shit.
But i got to the quarter finals atleast with a shit team.
>>67694690
this is why I never want Wenger to leave. the future is scary
>>67694565
>>67694617
It's eerie how similar these two are.
fuck, when i was at duisburg i had no high hopes but he turned out pretty fucking good
Just won the quadruple lads. So much money, don't know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
>winning 4-3 in a match that could have cost me the title
I'm shaking.
It all comes crashing down on a mild afternoon at the Britannia.
Its still steak for breakfast.
Called in sick to work absolutely shitfaced drunk10 mins ago. Literally couldb barelystring too words together. Fcuk the refs, Fuck Emery, fuck life. i had sex with a women last night who literally was engaged to a man
Will Spain get 4 places for the Champions league groupe stage in the near future?
Also is Spanish dominance going to hurt football like Chinese dominance is hurting table tennis.
Even the Chinese are getting fed up with it
>>67696231
>insert something funny
cuckjoke.jpg
>tfw your german manlet AMC scores a header from a corner and the last minute match winner
>>67696231
>Britain spends way more money than Spain
>Spain wins the CL and the EL on the regular
b-but guys the Spaniards are ruining football
>the Chinese have the best system, the best coaches, loads of talented and hardworking players who wreck shit from early age in order to get a grant and a free education in a good uni
>b-but g-guys these Chinese lads are hurting table tennis by being too good
>>67696369
Spain's system does not allow a leicester.
>>67696388
>>67696415
What are you trying to imply here? That Benitez's Valencia was Leicester tier?
>>67696388
>Spain's system
It's not the system - it's just teams being consistent and not hoarding random players who can't play together. If Chelsea, City, etc didn't choke this season, Leicester would never had won the league. Also, Ranieri is 70% of Leicester's "miracle season"
>>67696495
>It's not the system
can somebody repost the graph of television income for Spanish teams where cable providers almost single handedly decide the league from a financial standpoint before any ball has been kicked?
>>67696511
>from a financial standpoint
Check out prihodi (income). If United and Liverpool have the income basically the same of what Halal has, why didn't they stump Leicester (because they've been horribly mismanaged, of course)
>>67696573
Compare the disparity between teams in Spain and England.
>>67696591
This sponsors, TV, tickets/marketing income graph shows that the smaller teams in the EPL heavily rely on TV money (TV money makes up for some 74% of Leicester's income, while for Borussia Dortmund this represents only 29% od their total income). This disparity that the TV money causes in Spain is still way less cancerous for football in general than the TV money prem teams get - not only have they indirectly inflated the transfer fees in the rest of Europe, but they've also fucked up wage structures of foreign teams/forced them to sell the players they couldn't keep.
>>67696642
England is one of the few leagues that doesn't have such disparity between the big and small clubs that it can actually have such rises to high spots by leicesters or west hams against even mid-tier teams like liverpool or tottenham. If your idea of cancer to football is giving everyone a lot of money and having a significantly more competitive league. and not only giving big teams money so that they dominate and nothing matters domestically and the only value the country has is champions league knockout matches (let's not talk about how the disparity drives so few Spanish clubs to profit), then we have different opinions and no amount of graphs will change that.
>>67696668
>If your idea of cancer to football is giving everyone a lot of money and having a significantly more competitive league. and not only giving big teams money so that they dominate and nothing matters domestically
No, both are bad (I really don't see a solution for either), but the Spanish system is less bad for other leagues. The EPL system is cancer
Tell me, though - if EPL teams get so much TV money, why don't they dominate the CL? Or the EL for that matter...
Oh yes
>>67696728
>if EPL teams get so much TV money, why don't they dominate the CL? Or the EL for that matter
Style of football played. Pep is going to absolutely crush the EPL next season and it's going to be hilarious.
>>67696752
>Style of football played
Well, Ranieri's footy already did the trick. Imagine if Leicester kept Pearson
>>67696782
Pearson had similar form before being sacked for his sons antics.
>>67696832
You think he'd finish top 7 (or whatever is the last EL spot)?
>>67696908
He certainly wouldn't win the league but I feel he could have taken them to Europe or one spot short. Really, any number of factors to take in to account. Truth is, Mahrez was hitting form and the back 4 led by Huth and Morgan was shutting teams out for fun at the end of last season and I feel they could have had a fantastic run this season, just not a title winning one.
Excited for when Klopp has his ideal squad and we see gegenpressing without Toure and Moreno etc.
Fuck off you cunt, don't give him any ideas, I'm happy paying him 550£ p/w
>when you get promoted to the premier league and everyone suddenly wants brand new £30k p/w contracts with £500k agent fees
>>67697009
>when you get promoted to League 2 and everyone suddenly wants 2.5k p/w contracts with 100k agent fees
>>67697009
>>67697026
>when you've been winning the league for ages and domestic talent wants cheap wages but foreigners all want literally 20 times more
>>67697045
I literally had the opposite, does your garden variety slav think League 2 is an escape while your average englishman think it's a slog for their career?
Looked for some midfielders, a Hull reject wanted 4 times more in wages than his Croatian counterpart
>>67697096
I've got two Ireland internationals earning 3 figures a week while my striker can't even start for Tunisia on 5 grand a week. Luckily his form makes up for the high wages but what a twat.
>>67697120
I can attest for Irish, at least North Irish as >>67696987 gets paid £550 p/w and on a 5 year contract (He keeps usually bugs me with a renewal but steps down when I say he is being unprofessional)
I guess the Tunisian thinks he is more valuable since he managed to get a work permit?
>>67697134
I can only assume so. That, and he's on course or 35 goals this season.
>mfw waking up and remembering Liverpoo slipping the final away last night
My scouts say no but my meme factor says yes.
A J A N A
>>67697355
Surviving to see another day.
>>67697361
oh beautiful draw. Absolutely ideal.
guys why are young Italian regens so GOAT
Reminder that Swisstanbul was real and that it happened yesterday.
So glorious, fuck Liverpool. I hope Klopp will never win any title again
>>67696987
>>67697026
>>67697096
>>67697134
Are you the former /g/ manager or are you just another turk who likes LLM?
>>67697842
I think it's just roachbro
>>67697842
Yep, that's me. Did you have your Turkey trip since then?
>>67697867
No, but soon (August).
Still supporting the Turkish Young Boys FC (Genclerbirligi)?
>>67697828
Why so much hate against Klopp
>>67697877
Yep, still on Ilhan Cavcav's Wild Ride.
I see you took a break from PES as well
>>67697878
meme coach desu
>>67697878
Mixture of being bitter, childish, and petty.
I am still bitter because of the 4-3 and I blame everyyone who had anything to do with it, even if they're not to blame.
Also I really don't want Klopp to win things because I'll forever be butthurt that he didn't win those things with us. If he had won the EL yesterday I wouldve been assflustered because 1) we should've won that mickey mouse cup and 2) I'd forever be mad at Klopp for not winning the title with us. I mean he had the chance to win the EL for us and we didnt even make it out of the group stage. How dare he try to win the competition with someone else, the fucking cunt? Why not just win it with us? Why didnt he simply win the CL final, the fucking faggot? In my opinion Klopp lost his right to win anything (except for domestic titles in a foreign country) the second he failed to win it with us. I dont want to have to constantly think about "we had a manager who was capable of winning X, with a squad that was capable of winning X, but we didnt win X".
Also, I want Dortmund to be the best. Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp is literally everywhere in the German media. They covered the EL-final extensively just because of muh Kloppo. I'll have to live with seeing his face and reading about him everywhere, so at least I dont want him to be associated with Liverpool first and foremost (which will only happen if he wins more at Liverpool than he won with us). I dont want him to become the "ex Liverpool coach" but "ex Dortmund coach", at least in the German media. For me his achievement at Dortmund will forever be GOAT and a life defining moment and I'd be pissed if people acted like that didnt even happen.
Horses!
>>67697878
>>67697963
The last thing might be very German though. Any former player or coach who had a brief cameo is forever considered the "ex Bayern player/whatever" and they all show an extreme pro-Bayern bias in the media. Lots of my childhood heroes (like Hitzfeld, who won the fucking CL with us but still acts like Bayern were "his club") are Bayern arselickers nowadays, I dont want Klopp to become a Liverpool bumlicker in the future. I dont want that man to be interviewed 24/7 once he retires and then only see him talk about Liverpool and just ignore Dortmund (because he'll never even be asked about Dortmund if he does great things at lpool).
Also, just fuck him for being such a one dimensional meme manager. He was lucky as fuck because his memepressing concept was ahead of its time when he first started doing it, but he was a one trick pony and didnt adapt to modern football at all. Nowadays everyone can into memepressing (in the Bundesliga) and he's just an average manager who cant even teach his players how to pass properly, we were fucking dogshit on the ball for 2 years and I'm still mad at what he eventually did to our players at the end of his reign.
tl;dr fuck this meme manager
>>67697946
this
>>67697902
No, I simply quit. It's retarded to manage a team in PES. You dont get anything out of it, and if you dont do it somebody else will, with just the same ex ante probability of success. Its LITERALLY retarded to manage a club unless you get enjoyment out of it, and I didnt.
>>67697971
For!
>>67697963
>I want Dortmund to be the best
But they're cuckold: the club
away goals are away goals. whatever
>>67698007
Yes, sadly. We are run like any random corporation. Our management does not run the club like it is a football club, we are run like a for profit firm. An employee wants to leave the firm? Who cares, lets get money for him and replace him, no matter what the fans think and no matter what that means to our chances of winning titles.
Our management always seems honestly surprised when fans are pissed at players like Hummels for leaving to one of our biggest rivals. They can't seem to process the fact that people can get this butthurt about somebody leaving his workplace for another, to a place with better conditions. For our club it seems very normal and rational to leave for Bayern. This is why we'll forever be a cuck club.
Our club will never be ambituous enough to renew the contract 3 years before it runs out. Our club is enough of a cuck to always do whatever the players and the agents say - Gündogan is literally exploiting us year in year out. We could tell him "you'll either extend for 4-5 years now or we won't use you once you recover from your injury, and nobody will want you in the summer after you were injured for 5 months and didnt play for another 7". We couldve done before his last extension as well. But no, we'll never put any pressure on our players, we'll never use the power we have in a given situation, we'll always just appease and agree to terms.
We're such massive cucks holy shit
So I guess Mango lives on through Art then.
>>67697995
Please post yfw he never talks about Dortmund in the future, only mainz and iverpoo.
>>67698106
pic related
>>67698084
Rude desu. Most of Mango's opinions are absolutely pleb tier, I rarely agree with him on anything. The only similarities we share are our flag and the fact that we're overbearing when we think that we're right
>
>>67697998
Girls!
>>67698139
accurate desu
>>67698063
>We're such massive cucks holy shit
I know. That was exactly what I said. >We would literally burn down the stadium if the president did what the Borussia board did with Hummels, Lewa, etc
>>67698084
>So I guess Mango lives on through Art then.
The so called Mango is irreplaceable
>>67698063
Would you rather be ran like a corporation who strives for profit or have a chairman who loves the club but is senile
>>67698204
the former because it is better for the club 2bh
I know what both feel like. the former is maddening sometimes because you'll never be truly great, but its still a good place to be at because you'll be relatively successful and make the best of what you have.
The latter will infuriate you every year, so much so that you feel completely hope- and powerless and consider either unironically killing the management and putting yourself in power or suicide
Who /valueformoney/ here?
toP kEK
>best player wants to leave to play for better club
>his contract runs out at the end of the year
>turn down 3 mill bid for him as I want him to play the early part of the season before selling him
>he gets injured for a long time and can't sell him because of it
>soon he will only have 6 months remaining in his contract so someone will sign him for free
>clubs finances are heavily in the red
>tfw you convince a 16 yr old prospect to join you and become a club legend here over going to Arsenal or Man City
best FM feel tbqh
>>67698392
gorgeous anchorman
>>67698371
Seems like the club is stüfed
>>67698392
I like the ">you convince a 19 yr old reject to spend a few years around your club before moving to something bigger" as well
>>67698371
RIP u
>>67698423
thanks, he's from Ipswich's academy lel
>>67698426
>you convince a 19 yr old reject to spend a few years around your club before moving to something bigger
also nice
we /BIGLEAGUES/ now
you tried
>SHAKTAR
>SPUDS
But I do?
>fw no post in almost an hour
>player gets injured
>becomes bald in process
Oh shit, what does this mean?
>>67699865
he lost a bet
>>67699865
must be cancer
>>67699923
desu, not gonna give a contract extension unless he grows it back
>>67699843
trb is become kill
>Randy Lerner has sold Aston Villa to the Recon Group, owned by Chinese businessman Dr Tony Jiantong Xia.
Haha your club has new owners now, PhiR :)
What teams do you love beating, /trb/?
desu, as much this result has no importance, It's still great that the lads managed to dismantle MkDonalds on their own pitch
>>67700095
>selling the club to Asian after getting relegated
Aston Villa confirmed to be 2020 Premier League champions.
>>67699865
clearly lost the will to live
>>67700158
>>67699938
Damn...
WE KEPT IT RESPECTABLE LADS
>>67700095
The guy doesn't actually have a doctorate and is very sketchy.
I'm willing to bet it's a way for him to get his shady money out of China without the government fighting him too hard (since they're now pushing football down everyone's throat) and he will resell the club in two or three years..
>mfw no electricity since 8am till now (12 am)
>>67700340
you people have electricity?
>>67700347
classic Joe
*chuckles and raises a drink to Joe respectfully*
>>67700347
Clearly we do sometimes
How long can a transfer embargo last? I'm having one for the first time in my Southampton save and we're in the middle of 'rumours of a takeover'
>>67700488
A few months at most in my experience.
Just make sure not to fuck up and get replaced when the talks are ongoing
>start LLM save with a shitty 4th division team
>finally make turn them into a dominant team that can win the CL
>game isn't enjoyable anymore
anyone get this feel?
>>67700550
try and win the CL only using players from your own youth intakes
>tfw the ref tried his best to get me into cl groups
>tfw i really need the cl money
>tfw Da Costa misses
>tfw i consider suicide right now
>3 reds
>90+3 but a 90+5 winner
>assist for the goal was from a sub who never plays after the 90+1 red
Okay lads, so I sold this player yet again.
He's the kid that I sold for about 45m to PSG back in the day and then bought him back for about 30m because he was a regen right out of my own academy and I could afford him, but City are simply giving me silly money for him.
And the second I got cold feet and declined City's initial offer, Zoltan started moaning YET AGAIN (which was the reason why he was sold to PSG in the first place, he only had a year on his contract left and didnt want to renew for years because he wanted to leave) so I knew that selling was the right decision. I negotiated again and then sold. I will also get 20% from next sale, and given how much of a crybaby Zoltan is, he'll want a move at some point for sure.
I also sold another DM on the same day, a German lad who did extremely well given his attributes, for 23m. I've got one fantastic australian regen coming through and a better brazilian regen so I have no qualms.
>>67700704
Post his attributes la'
>>67697963
mate be happy for him he brought ur club from nothing
you're the one bvb fan i've seen that isn't grateful for what he'd done
>>67700544
thanks mate, I'm 1st now but with my luck I might end up 12 after a few months
>>67700849
I'll forever be thankful and feel indebted to him. He's an absolute legend.
I just wish he had retired.
Well, he can dominate the EPL for years and I'd be very happy for him. I just dont want him to win a title that we have a stake in, like the EL or CL.
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>>67700990
yeah
I personally think Liverpool is a bit different to most of the other top clubs in Europe though.
For one their stadium isn't named after a sponsor or their owners Saudi sheikhs.
Fans can be a little insufferable with the whole muh history thing but I'd rather that than "muh not CL champions fuck this club"
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