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SJ:Jones blanks Blues in second straight game
STL:Elliott yanked in 3rd as Sharks take lead
PIT:Patric Hornqvist is likely to play on Friday
PIT:Pens' Phil Kessel stays hot in 4-2 triumph
MIN:Wild sign Hungarian netminder Adam Vay
MON:Martin Reway signs 3-year deal with Canadiens
TB:Steven Stamkos will sit again in Game 3
TB:Bishop out for G3, 'teetering' toward return
NYI:Report: Halak needs sports hernia surgery
SJ:Martin Jones blanks STL in GM 2 of WCF
SJ:Brent Burns scores twice in GM 2 win over STL
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko will play in Game 2
>>67715154
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
>>67715176
:^(
Post busts being embarrassed by elite players
>6 periods
>no goals
Why is St. Louis so bust?
>>67715154
Piggly wiggly
Blose won't get a single goal for the remainder of the series. My 0 confirms.
What city will be better to visit, Pittsburgh or Tampa?
Who should I be rooting for in the Leastern Conference?
>>67715287
Depends on what you want to do
>rags
>>67715287
Probably tampa honestly. Pittsburgh is nice but its not a lot of "tourist" shit to do.
>>67715250
Woah
>>67715315
>rags
>>67715226
The last goal they scored was the 2nd period of game one. so it's been like.. 7 1/2 periods.
>>67715287
pittsburgh is full of sjws, tampa has better food.
>>67715343
Really? Pittsburgh seems like a pretty anti sjw city. Luckily Tampa for the most part is anti sjw. Especially the further north you go
>>67715343
>publix fag on suicide watch
>>67715301
Not sure what we'll be allowed to do, I think we'd only get flown in for the games and then leave, maybe a day in Disney World if Tampa? Not sure about Pittsburgh
>>67715329
What's there to do that isn't tourist, any good food joints?
>>67715343
Best Tampa food?
>>67715343
can confirm first bc live here.
second is debatable. publix isnt food
>>67715340
Lel, even bustier
>>67715387
pittsburgh is the san francisco of the east coast
>>67715395
I'm a stars fan senpai
>>67715404
If you're in Tampa and don't feel like the drive Busch gardens is nice. If you're looking for food check out ybor, specifically the Columbia
>>67715343
No nordic food = no good food
>>67715343
>tampa has better food.
bullshit
>>67715475
forgot pic
>/nba/ is stealing our OC again
>>67715287
It doesn't who you are or what you do. Pens are winning the Cup.
>>67715617
link?
>>67715617
fuck off nigger lover
Why is Stamkos such a faggot?
>sit out the entire playoffs
>get free cup ring for not doing shit
>spurn the Bolts in the off season by signing with the Canucks on a cheap, friendly, long term deal
>>67715701
Post butt
>>67715701
its his revenge for those shitty sandwiches giving him blood aids
>>67715497
Burgatory is nom
>>67715497
>>67715736
How do you eat these?
>>67715733
>Pens
>Bolts
>history of blood clots
>PEDs are responsible for blood clots
>both teams are in the ECF
Really makes you think.
>>67715701
stamkos
sedin
sutter
dubious
horvat
boeser
who can stop us
>>67715764
pongs fans are quite good at unhinging their jaws
>>67715764
With our mouths? Do you crazy Canucks have some secret way of eating that you're hiding from the rest of us?
>>67715785
>Stamkos
declining MSL babby
>Sedins
Old and done
>Sutter
Overpaid third liner with limited vision
>Dubois
Back to juniors next year
>Horvat
Poor man's Monahan
>Boeser
He's going to be pretty good though m8
>>67715820
Canada eats with their butts.
>>67715785
Just give us all the fucking Cups already.
>>67715820
Burger seems too big to put in your mouth or to hold with your hands. Like the patty could slip out of the sandwich if you were to try to cram it into your mouth.
>>67715736
Fatheads > Burgatory > Pirmantis
>>67715764
It's called not being a faggot
>>67715921
>look how much meat I can fit in my mouth
>>67715921
Fattys is great too. Ever have cambod-ican kitchen? Great kababs. Mike and Tony's gyros.
Triangle Hoagie in Rankin.
I could go on and on lol
>>67715423
Bro, I've lived in Pittsburgh for my entire life. I even work downtown, and I've never had any interaction with anyone that could be considered an SJW. I'd honestly still consider it to be a "blue-collar" type city, however it is actively changing into a more liberalized environment. Regardless, I still see more fat dudes with moustaches than I do trannies with purple hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
This is how you make a REAL burger.
>>67715154
cute pigger
>>67715909
that's what the skewers are there for
>>67716006
Have not yet. There are so many places to eat. Pittsburgh is a fatass paradise.
>>67716027
I want to pet that pig
Where can I find dank memes?
>rags
>>67716252
>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr
>>67716016
Pittsburgh is a very unique blend of old school yinzers and progressive young professionals. The binding factor is that literally everybody is crazy about the sports teams. It's interesting to see some people think it's still the steel mill Pittsburgh of the 70's, and others think it's some SJW paradise based on all the revival articles from the last decade.
>>67716286
What exactly does 'progressive' mean in this sense
>>67716368
What it always does, man. You know, socially progressive. Tolerance, understanding, etc.
>>67716368
Not so much political, I guess I mean how people are willing to accept changes in services or technology. One example off the top of my head is that Pittsburgh was one of the first places to really embrace Uber and Lyft, so stuff like that.
>>67716117
dank
>>67716401
>Pittsburgh was one of the first places to really embrace Uber and Lyft
because your shitty city doesn't have subways or taxis and homeless poor people ride buses
>>67716416
If that's how your drunk ass wants to rationalize it, suit yourself.
>>67716400
Hahahaha
Yeah we are living in a real progressive society now aren't we?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/04/are-race-relations-really-worse-under-president-obama/
P.S. the progressive movement was just a rebranding of the American communist party after they feared the Communist Party would be made illegal.
Top kek, go feel the Bern
Smells like jealousy in here.
>>67716436
I'm not drunk, nice projecting. its the only way for you fucks to get to south side so of course you wanted a taxi service
>>67716439
Progressive is a trigger word.
>tfw no hockey
>>67716438
>tfw mass progressive suicides after Bernie is officially knocked out and again after Trump is elected
>>67716463
Right, because before Uber there was no other way to get around the city.
>>67716483
other than buses there really wasn't. hope you like riding those with a bunch of college kids
>>67716467
It's because it's a total bullshit word that reddit uses
>>67716496
Oh right, other than public transportation and taxis. Shit man you're on to something.
>>67716479
Trump is a clossal faggot
Vote Gary Johnson
>>67716508
there were no taxis ya dingus. who the fuck cares the stupid uber shit is there now why are you so set on arguing with everyone? are you just that bored
>>67716520
No thanks
>>67716521
Fuck that's right, Pittsburgh has never had taxi services. I wonder who I ended up paying all those times I got rides.
It's only 2-1
>>67716629
>7 periods
>no goals
>>67716479
i really hope they don't move here if trump is elected, like they say they will. it's not that they are progressives that turns me off of them, it's that they'd literally give up on their country like that. don't want those losers.
>>67716645
They wont, people have been saying that every election cycle
>>67716645
America has become like ancient Rome with each new leader trying to drastically change it and fix it. Unfortunately some of those leaders end up being awful then you are fucked til you get a good one again.
>>67716520
I don't give a fuck what president people vote for, I just wish people were more involved with their local and congressional elections, shit drive me nuts
>tfw no /iihf/ today
>>67716665
seems like ancient rome in that it can be bloated and unwieldy at times though it is stil an unparalleled powerhouse. hope things work out for you all, shit seems to be amping up in crazy
>>67716677
me too. people always look for corruption, incompetence, and malpractice at high profile level, like federal, but it is much more prevalent at the local level, just nobody looks at it much
>>67716717
feels good man, don't have to hear about 4-0
DON'T YOU EVEN SAY IT
>>67716645
Very few people will actually move regardless of who wins, it's a meme to say you're going to move if Candidate X becomes president. It's funny how libfags always choose a first world white country instead of Mexico for where they want to move if Trump wins, though.
>>67716755
>neljä-nolla
lmao checked the score
>bloos
>blose
so is the meme dream still alive or are the shorks going to be embarrassed by whoever comes out of the east?
>>67716815
>>67716827
huomenta
>>67716849
>leastern
>winning
top bur
>>67716815
>St Blouis
A Finn scored a goal and everything. Do you know him?
>>67716645
Liberals are essentially turncoats.
You see many "progressives" that were ex-military?
The idea that a president on 'the other side' is democratically elected has them talking about literally fleeing their home nation. And it isn't just a handful of tweets, it's thousands of these cucks.
Can't get much more beta. Cowards, deserters, etc.
>>67716857
aren't the penguins pretty good, though? no one even had the shorks coming out of this series.
>>67716943
>You see many "progressives" that were ex-military?
met a ton of them at a military support hotline i volunteered for.
>>67716986
>a ton
>maybe 3
You should look up voting statistics
Who
>/ouryear/
here?
>>67717044
a dozen, which is a ton considering.
pretty much anyone who came out of the military with a sour taste in their mouth is liberal.
>>67716960
>no one even had the sharks
>
>>67717088
I'd like you to take 3 or 4 minutes to look up ex military voting statistics.
I don't want to burst your bubble tho, so you can just ignore this post if you'd like and keep spouting bullshit
>>67717179
I'll just do it
http://www.gallup.com/poll/118684/Military-Veterans-Ages-Tend-Republican.aspx
>Shutout in back to back conference final games
Explain yourself, St Louis.
>>67717196
veterans/active duty are 5% more likely to be conservative than liberal?
that's not really the steamroll you/the other guy was making it out to be.
>>67717324
Ran into a team that's just better in all phases. Blues were lucky to even win game 1.
I see the Pens making it a series but you can't convince me any team is playing on the same level as all 20 players on the sharks right now. They haven't shown a weakness these whole playoffs that they haven't been able to correct by the next game or even the next period.
If you put weight on the "eye test" the sharks are the best team right now.
Sharks got rid of finnish goaltending and immediately cruising to the cup
WE
how can canada grow a proper hockey culture like san jose, los angeles, raleigh, anaheim and chicago?
>>67717932
Making the playoffs wouldn't hurt
Good morning binland :3
>>67718742
It's 2pm
>>67718757
Start drinking yet?
>>67718763
Nah not today
menes
Memes
/NBA/ boss guy here, do you guys actually talk about hockey or do you just share recipes all day? You would like our German janny, he likes to do that too
>>67719215
It's about 50% hockey-related shitposting, 20% /int/ shitposting, 20% clipart animals, 10% hockey discussion.
Reminder that 3 finnish goaltenders let out ELEVEN GOALS during two final most important games
>>67719278
>let out
>>67719278
reminder that slovakia didnt even make the play-offs
>>67719305
Whatever you know what I mean
>>67719308
I'm honestly surprised we came close considering we completely fucked up against Belaruse and Germany
>>67719241
There's not enough clip art this season
>0 good OL' Canadian boys on the Finnish National Team
They will get exposed now Canada is actually trying. They mistook you for yet another meme team ala France
>>67717478
Sharks are gonna get exposed by the pens speed, just like the rest of the NHL has been since malkin was injured.
>>67719815
>4-0
>>67719984
that's not canadian flag, nice photoshop
>>67720013
>24-0
>Not even Canada it's England
Lel
>>67720115
>4-0
>team full of nhl """"""""players""""""""""" lead by the super prospect and savior of canadian """""""""""hockey"""""""""" connor mcdavid loses to a liiga team
you can't make this shit up
Only countries that have won an Olympic gold medal may continue to post in this thread.
Not so fast finland.
>>67720184
Mongol threda
>>67720210
we won bunch of olympic gold medals
silly canada
>>67720210
101 at summer games, 42 at winter games, best record per capita
it's like others are not even trying
Y'all niggas posting in a BILL thread now
>>67720258
B I L L
I
L
L
So who are gonna be the cup contenders next season?
>>67720284
Wild
Hawks
Stars
Preds
Florida
then comes the next tier with lot of teams
>>67720344
>wild
>Florida
nah m8
>>67720344
>That entire list
"No"
>>67720284
Pittsburgh
>>67720344
>>67720356
>wild
subpar goaltending, lack of 1C
>hawks
not getting any better, hossa and toews regressing
>stars
>finnish goaltending
>preds
i can't really pinpoint it but nothing impresses me, even their defense is meme tier now
>florida
young core is gonna improve but jagr can't skate and luongo is not good enough anymore
>>67720424
>toews regressing
Stopped reading
>>67720505
He is tho
>>67720578
Lol no he isn't. You have no evidence to support that.
>>67720578
He's right you know. So with the pens cap situation not changing can they keep their current roster? If so, who would be able to stop them?
>>67720588
looks like everyone thinks he is but you. you can try to make your point or just keep being a dumb faggot
toews is not regressing but people are now only realising that he was kane babby all along.
>>67720588
68
66
58
What are these numbers doing?
>>67720588
>points going down
>PIM going up
>only 9 PP this year
>ice time going down
>>67720628
>muh points
Hello new friend.
>>67720682
Go ahead and provide a counter argument, that's how this works
>>67720682
>#1 center on his team
>Paid to score goals and create scoring opportunities
>Said goals and successful opportunities are awarded with points
>Totals have gone down the last three years
I'll say he isn't regressing when he actually manages to be a PPG player in a full NHL season.
>>67720948
I even like toews but thinking he is as good as he was in 2010-2013 is straight up delusional
>>67720214
>killing niggers is bad
Trudeau pls go
>>67721307
fuck off /pol/ you ruined the last thread
>>67720344
>Wild
With meme magic maybe, very doubtful
>Hawks
Lol no
>Stars
Even more doubtful than the wild
>Preds
Not sold enough all around, good but not cup contender
>Florida
Calgary 2.0
>>67721348
Stars might be pretty decent, they have some solid young defenseman who look to be getting better. They do have to do something about their Finnish goaltending problem
>>67721496
What problem are you talking about? They even got two just to make sure there wasnt any problems
>mfw hot wing shits
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee make it stop
>>67721348
what do you mean by calgary 2.0? most people expected florida to be at least a wildcard team this season. calgary making the playoffs was an absolute fluke
>>67721541
just had some too m8
i made the mistake of having mexican also
>wake up
>sister taking mcats today
>get text
>think somethings wrong
>'anon, a dad just walked his son to the center and handed him a pencil + a bag of snacks'
>this is my generation
Don't forget to like comment and subscribe
Name a more underrated NHL player
>708 goals
>1335 points
>spent his almost entire career with craps and rags
>never won a stanley cup or NHL award
>never got into all-star team
>>67721604
I don't want to believe this
>>67721641
Donskoi
>>67721641
Pretty much any top player during the eras of Gretzky, Messier, Lafleur etc
There was a lot of amazing players back then if you look but they're all outshined in history because of the #1 players of the time
>>67721641
>played 71 regular season games for >rags during 93-94 season
>traded to fucking LEAFS
>>rags end their historical cup draught
holy shit that's actually really sad
Please /hoc/, teach me about the Kessel run
>Finland beating Canada 4-0
Ah, the shit posting must have been glorious, shame I missed the game.
No swedish goalie left. But San Jose's goalie coach is a swedish former goalie, and San Jose have shut St Louis out for over 7 periods now ;^)
>>67722229
you can join in on sunday when we beat them again in the final
>>67722270
I'm not so sure finland gets by Russia. Especially when the tournament is in Russia. The fix may already be in.
>>67722229
Rare flag
Will winning the Leeb Owl make me feel good about no gf?
>>67722520
for at least a week or two
>>67722539
That's a pretty long time tbqh
>>67722570
>you now realize 1996 was 30 years ago
>>67720115
>Not even Canada it's England
Last relevant thing we did in hockey desu
>kessels locker this morning
>>67722783
kek
Tendies for lunch today lads
>>67715287
Live in Pittsburgh, brother lives in Tampa.
Pittsburgh really doesn't have a ton of touristy shit... we do have a nice amusement park called Kennywood, not the best I've been to but it's as good if not better than Busch Gardens in Tampa. Pittsburgh is also far more aesthetically pleasing if you care... won't confirm the SJW thing, we have the largest chapter of the KKK in the US I think.
Tampa isn't for me sadly, been a few times to see my bro but it's really hot to me so I don't do well. But there are beaches, better looking women, amusement parks and Publix isn't bad. Not too familiar otherwise.
>single-handidly get >rags to SC finals and conference finals two years in a row
>get traded because he's not worth 2 million dollars
>single-handidly bring pens the SC
I've called it all year
>>67722783
top kek
>>67715287
going to Florida in the summer is a no brainer, the most attractive women from the the entire Eastern half of the US tend to vacation there, which includes the women from Pittsburgh.
but if you're autism maximus maybe going to a less touristy destination would be better, since its not like you actually talk to other humans anyway.
Cazzo di merda
>>67722953
Did the pongs just manage to swoop up every good castoff or what?
>>67722914
Tamps sucks. Pinellas County is a better place to live for the most part.
>>67723006
Kek can't remember the last time I saw a guinea here
>>67715250
>this happens
>San Jose actually believes Martin Jones is good, defense pinches too much
>gets completely memed on by Kessel/Hagelin
>Penguins win the cup
>a whole off season hearing about how good Crysby is with his 1 goal.
Idk whether to laugh or cry, eh oh well. It seems unavoidable now and at least the stinky smelly beaners will be sad.
>>67722953
>implying Bill isn't the one single-handily doing it
Hagelin has only been good because he's on Bill's line
>>67723042
I don't live there. Don't honestly care that much about Tampa, I'd never move to the place. I'm happy here where our sports teams actually do something.
>>67723042
Tampa is nice.
t. Pinellas resident
>>67723151
Tampa sucks
t. former Pinellas resident
>>67723195
>tfw old enough that I can now say the younger generation disgusts me
>tfw trapped in the endless cycle of humanity.
>>67722914
Kennywood is always fun to go to if youre not from here. heavent been there in years, funny cause i live 5 minutes away.
>pic related, RIP Pitt Fall 1997-2011
>>67722914
>kennywho
>better than based busch gardens
Yea no
>>67723296
>waiting 3hrs for a 20 second ride.
>not having a park next to the glorious historic Monongahela river
>florida
>>67716757
Not as funny as how right wingers kept saying they'd go to Canada if Obama wins to escape Socialized medicine.
>>67723273
Post the Pittsburgh Plunge
>>67723429
The most based thing to ride on a hot summer day.
plunge then the phantom/bolt/racers is GOAT
>>67723487
Is it just me or is that not very steep?
>>67723284
>>67723273
The pittfall was fucking lame desu.
>>67723557
you know youre lying
>>67720258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_f7ayRbEQ
>>67723284
What's more reddit, Hawks or Billposting?
>>67723630
They're both reddit as fuck
>>67723630
Good day fellow slav.
They're both equally bad imo.
>mfw get to watch the clots get outcheered in their own building again tonight
>mfw sunbelt "fans"
>>67723746
>mfw another night where year where a Canadian team will not lift the cup
>>67723769
>mfw you have no face
>mfw you can't skate
>>67723795
yfw I'm Canadian :~)
>>67723563
I rode it like 3 times growing up. The view is nice but it's pretty lame. The Jack Rabbit is and always has been my favorite.
>Tfw haven't been to Kennywood since 2012
>>67723800
Are you that bandwagoning laffs cuckold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twfd6QAkb_c
he's so awkward it's cute
>>67723821
No clue who he is. I just live in the States.
>>67723828
Fuck off and build north wall
>>67723828
So youre a different bandwagoner
>>67723848
Just suffering through another year where Toronto is an embarrassment.
rare bill
>>67723826
That is a sweet haircut
Is Ben Bishop the softest player in the nhl?
>>67723858
Me too
Lifelong Hawks fan here btw
have you ever seen a bigger group of faggots on reddit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/4k8rbs/former_nhler_paul_bissonnette_drops_company_after/
i know, >reddit
but god damn
>>67723877
No Tyler Johnson is
>manlets
>>67721674
DONSKOI!
r8 me and my gf btw
>>67723895
Forgot my selfie
>>67723877
>Beau Bennett
I had already forgotten he even plays for the Pongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
Do americlaps and canadians make meme songs? if so post them!
>>67723957
Absolutely, at work so I cant look it up but look up the red wings playoff song, I think it's from 2011? The 2015 video is even worse
>>67723889
Really dumb of him to make a joke like that from the account of a company he is working with/for. Non-PC things and running a company doesn't go well together in this day and age.
But yes, reddit does like to blow things like this out of proportion
>>67723957
>>67724045
Now we're memeing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNxdTtN5uxo
>>67723957
Here is a frog one, in english, because they're cücks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0l0XEW3Dw
>>67724045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocvy13l2biQ
wow its dogshit
>>67724091
cmon now step it up
>>67723957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhD0KukLqY
best memesong since like 95 tbqh
>>67723922
Bad teeth, squinty eyes, too large ears, shorks fan, 2/10 absolutely would not bang in any circumstances.
>>67724152
>cmon now step it up
You begged for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe585j16jHw
>>67723922
Assuming that actually is you I'm pretty sure you can do better than that chick m8
>>67724211
she looks like daisey ridley only even uglier
that's saying a lot
>>67724212
Swe(gay)/5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-wCWWeE01Y
A retired swedish hockey player trying out country music/country pop or whatever it's called
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cygUU1Nth2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHyKyRW8sMY
I can never tell but is it Marv or Kenny Albert doing the commentary?
>>67724264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2wbRWb9xI
is he the big brother of basshunter? You all look the same T B H
>tfw no qt3.14 joe pawvelski gf
>>67724312
One of the big mysteries of the universe
menes
>>67724239
That's Donskoi m8. Even then, it may just be one of those girls that you just click with
I had a girl like that once, she was pretty average but holy fuck was she amazing to be with
10/10 feeling would not trade for trophy wife at all
>>67724211
>>67724239
She's pretty cute, really. That's just a bad photo. She's played soccer on our national team too.
>>67724420
iktfb.
>>67724500
it's just that hairstyle, looks terrible on almost any grill imo desu
>>67724531
MALE
PATTERN
BALDING
>>67723826
Bill is so likeable
menes
>>67723746
>you will never be this anally devastated by a state you live in 1/3 the year
menes
Is Bishop playing tonight?
>>67724873
Good mene i like this
>>67724873
kjeh kjeh ;)
We would be up 3-0 on the Shorks if it wasn't for faggot Fincuck goaltending
Can't wait til we have Luongo and Holtby next season. We may not lose a single game.
>>67724884
No, most likely the next game, doesn't really matter because vasy has been great so far
>>67724917
>7uongo
>>67724917
nobody cares false flaggot
>>67724945
Too bad the rest of Tampa is shit
>>67724916
Hehe
how can one man be so autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twfd6QAkb_c
Will it be a shorks pens final?
Who will win?
>>67724989
Yes
Game 7 triple ot meme goal to end the series for coin flip team
I hope
>>67724974
Which one are you talking about
>>67724989
Pens will go down three and then win four straight for the greatest shorking of all time.
So it is written
>Florida hockey
>>67724974
It's what happens when your head is the shape of a penis.
MONTREAL STAND UP LET THEM HEAR US.
>>67724974
IT'S A DOUBLE DION
KABLAM, KABLAM
IT'S A DOUBLE KABLAM
GOAT colour commentary tbqhf
>>67725011
dubs confirm
>>67725175
>French
>fans
Lel
menes
>>67725564
"""""""""french"""""""""""""
I will be at the bears game against the marlies tonight. nylander and kapanen are gonna get rekt
>>67725745
>Hersey bars
>good
>>67725752
Why doesn't that kid have a shirt on
>>67725763
yes they are the best
>>67725777
>memeing this hard
lel
>>67725777
They're really, really, not.
As a whole, American chocolate is trash. Same with cheese.
>>67725801
I thought you were talking about the team you cock sucker. they were called the bars in the 1940s or some shit
>>67725824
2bh I thought we were talking choccie
feeling a bit embarrassed now lads
>>67725846
>choccie
Adorable tbqh
>>67725824
I was talking about both
Prepare your best Bills fåm
It's almost time
>>67725914
>le chubby Reddit man
>yfw everybody laughed at Teemu saying the sharks looked beastly.
>yfw Teemu has last laugh
>>67725932
>le new to /hoc/ friend
Literally the Lord of /hoc/ for years
>>67725935
Even row-nick is saying they look good. Not that his opinion counts for shit but historically he's been decidedly anti-sj
Is "bill Kessel is reddit" the most reddit meme of all?
>>67725968
Roenick says it now.
Teemu said it during round 1.
>>67726037
Well, he couldn't say it before the ducks were eliminated.
>>67726037
>>67726046
you should stop trying
>>67725971
truly the GOAT Finn
elite hockey talent, handsome as fuck, wonderful mustache
which is super impressive considering the obvious mongol genetic traits
>>67726113
He looks like a Spaniard not a fin
>>67726149
>live in california, get a tan
>"he looks like a spaniard"
fucking asians trying to tell white people apart
>>67726216
Youre a fucking retard if you think that is purely a tan. Don't get all butt hurt because the only fin who doesn't look like a sloth has similarities to other countries.
tbhonest
>>67726244
Me down right
>>67726270
Will you drink with me tonight Jesse?
>Bridgstone arena
>is neither a bridge or a stone
>Honda arena
>doesn't belong to the Islanders
>Nationwide arena
>really isn't what it claims to be
>Rogers arena
>Rogers place
>this Roger dude seems pretty successful
>Staples center
>seems solid
>>67726236
Right.
>>67725932
Keep posting it buddy
>>67726244
>there are people in this thread who have never worn any of those uniforms
>>67726288
No im going to sleep
>>67726355
What's Laine doing tonight
>>67726304
>fjällräven center
>ingen rev i sikte
>saab arena
>not A FUCKING CAR
>>67726304
>Little Caesars arena
>shaped like a pizza
>>67726236
as i said you simply don't have the eye to recognize white ethnicities, he looks nothing like a spaniard you dumb gook
see >>67726308 how he looked before getting pumped with steroids like every other nhl player
pic related, his twin brother
>>67726402
Mongol threda
>>67726370
>Gjovik Fjellhall
>Gjo or fjell, pick one
>>67726390
>Barona areena
>not a noble place
>>67726476
>Barona areena
it's Metro areena nowadays
>>67726402
Everyone always talks about Teemu's roid jaw but I think he developed it mostly due to braking his jaw a couple of times.
>>67726402
>dumb gook
Nice projection. I bet I'm whiter than you.
>>67726508
>whiter than finn
lel i think you are drown on memes
t. different finn
I visited Pittsburgh a few months ago, it was pretty nice 2bh, but I was hammered pretty much the whole time. Did I get the true experience?
>>67726508
lmao im not projecting at all, im perfectly fine with my looks
you can make your mongol memes all day but at the end of the day my country will still be white in 50 years
>>67726498
Wikipedia lied to me
>>67726588
yeah it's changed just recently. I bet most of the finns think it's Barona too.
>>67726588
good thing it wasn't your swedish essay sven
>>67726625
i bet even espoo residents had no idea considering the club using it went bankrupt
Are Sami people white?
>>67726625
iha vitu mamuna en tiiä mis on barona
>>67726678
sami people are fat :D
>>67726678
I seriously heard about them first time here. Did other finns learned about Sami people in school and maybe i just forgot?
who /lutheran/ here
https://twitter.com/kirkko_evl/status/733705245545627648
>>67726710
what the fuck man
>>67726724
>ovi and laine
>>67726562
>my country will be white
O I'm laffin
hard day's work incoming
when is iihf semis
>>67726864
post butt and ill tell you
>>67726736
Honestly, strength and explosiveness are the only things Ovi is better at than Laine.
>>67717440
That's literally like 30% more. 26% to 34% is a huge increase. Going from 39% to 28% is a massive decrease too, even more massive
Can you even into statistics
>>67726710
t. sami
>>67726908
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this nigger is straight up delusional
>>67726908
And actual proven NHL effectiveness, the comparison is pointless at this point in time.
>>67726925
>>67717440
((y2 - y1) / y1)*100 = your percentage change
26 to 34 is a 31% change
28 to 39 is also a 31% change.
So military veterans see a 31% change in tendency on voting Republican and a 31% negative change in voting Democrat
>>67726864
when will we stop playing this cat and mouse game and just have sex?
>>67727019
Leave her alone she has the right to post here without being sexually harassed on the internet
>>67726997
Yes. But what I was trying to say was that Laine can actually utilize his linemates, create turnovers, defend. He can shoot as well as Ovi, but can't power through people and rarely can outskate anyone. When he gets roided in the NHL he will be a monster.
>>67727122
You must be one of those fins who unironically think liga can compete with the top tier leagues
>>67727262
you ever talked to a finn that wasn't completely delusional?
>>67727262
There is one top tier league in the world. Liiga is 4th or 5th, around the same level as The AHL, although the big ice game vs the small ice game is a factor that is hard to address in rankings.
>>67727359
no its pretty easy to address:
meme players cant compete on small ice where they have to keep their head up in order to not die. thats why the ahl is a much better pipeline for actual successful players than euro meme leagues
4-2 pongs
t. nostradamus
>>67727456
these dubs say otherwise
t. precog
>>67727499
Btfo
>>67727499
t. scripter
It's almost time pleblixfags
Marlies stream here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUzVTeKcQU
If there are no Shark, Whale or Dolphin fins in the land why call it Finn-land?
>>67727637
Finno-Ugric
>back to back shutouts
>blose
>>67727637
If they can't into playoffs why call it Can-ada?
>>67727679
fucking burn
>Tampa fans
>>67727679
If they can't finish a Gold medal round why are they speaking Finnish?
>>67727737
Because I finish inside your mom.
>>67727737
Because they finnish last every time
>>67727820
If they can't kill they're enemies cuz they'll loose, why do we call them Can-ada?
Reminder that once upon a time the NHL was convinced that this slew-footing sociopath would be the new Gretzky and finally put hockey on the map.
>>67727694
Accurate
>>67727438
Probably 90% of euro league meme players go through the AHL when starting in NA, so I have to agree with you. That's where they learn to adjust to the smaller rink, or maybe they never adjust.
But your explanation gave nothing of value to on show how to compare the level of play between leagues that have different sized rinks and thus different styles of game.
>>67727900
>finally put hockey on the map
idk about that but he did keep it in pittsburgh
>>67727897
>/Pol/ memes in /hoc/
>Loose
>>67727962
>mad
>at memes
>game starts in >ten minutes
>/hoc/ absolutely ded
I'm ready for the offseason
Anyone want to explain the whole skate and packs of wintergreen gum picture. Apparently it's for Kessel or something.
Went over my head, they were talking about it on NBC tho
>>67728062
>mad
>at spelling
who /minty fresh/ here?
>>67728155
This is my first off season and I'm struggling our league doesn't start until September
>>67728174
Sadly it never gets easier, scooter
>>67728158
pierre said he has bad breath
>>67728178
>>67728178
>>67728178
>>67728178
I made an thread
>>67728194
Gamethread
>>67728197
>>67728208
god damnit
>>67728155
/hoc/ is dead because no one actually cares about these teams.
3 of the 4 teams are bandwagon central and the Bloos are already defeated so their fans left. Most of the people who actually follow hockey are already in offseason mode, have more interest in watching Memethews cuck the Czechs than watching the bandwagon cup.
>>67729419
Plus beisbol season started
>>67727694
Nuke the south
>>67729496
NUKE TAMPA
U
K
E
T
A
M
P
A
>laffs
>rags
>>67730211
>sandwich anger
>>67729453
>Watching Baseball
I'm a Mariners fan and I don't have the alcohol to make me watch both such a slow sport and such a shit team. I can only watch Baseball in person.
>>67730980
The mariners are leading their division man what more do you want?
>>67731007
For now. It's not going to last though. Mariners are never allowed to have anything good.
Tbh though if I lived in or near Seattle I'd probably follow them a lot more closely. Safeco is a fucking sweet field and a great place to see games in person, but I just can't make myself watch it on TV. I get really fucking bored.
I think that game just cemented for me that Tampa has no way of winning this series.
>Penguins shit the bed for 50 minutes
>Still almost win while down 4-0
It's actually comical.
>>67731733
>Matt Murray
Nice to know we can play like shit and almost win. Hope Fluery stays in net, we need that glove hand.
Hey Reddit. How mad are you?
>pongs
>>67731797
I dunno. I don't blame him (not a pens fan anyway). The dude is only 21 and has been absolutely fucking phenomenal in the playoffs despite a complete lack of NHL experience. He played 13 games this year (first year in the NHL). I think it was due to happen eventually. That kid is probably gonna be really fucking good.
Pierre is so upset the Penguins didn't win
It's nice that we won but I can just see Fleury coming in, standing on his head, and we don't score another goal in the series.
>>67731967
I would be fucking ecstatic if I was you. Fleury hasn't played since March and Murray had 1 bad game. It's a mistake if you ask me.
>>67731967
At least you're not one of the faggots in the game thread right now crying refpuck after a win
>That fucking Bill snipe
>>67732015
nah Fleury is ready to go and Murray has been giving up way too many soft ones
>>67732060
>Too many soft ones
Nigga he's 21 and inexperienced. He's been AMAZING for the Pens.
Mike Milbury is so giddy when the Pens lose and somber when they win.
>>67732060
Cap this fleury won't be as good as Murray. Pens will lose the next game and go back to Murray for game 6.
>>67732111
Cap this.Pens won't lose another game.
>>67732071
So he's been good for his age congrats that isn't that important he's been far worse this series than the one
>nigga
Go back to your cuckhoop thread faggot
>>67732163
nigguh u dum
Vasy > Murray
>>67732111
Pens fan here but I agree with you. I want Murray in net for game 5. None of those goals were soft, and he actually made some great saves those first two periods. Fleury still scares the fuck out of me wandering out of the net too far all the time. If Pens lose game 5, then sure throw Fleury in for the rest of the series.
http://www.pensburgh.com/
>refpuck we were the better team letang is a gudboy crosby is playing hurt shut up fuck you
>>67732206
nobody cares what team you're a fan of this isn't reddit you saying you're a pens fan means absolutely nothing
I'm Sidney Crosby here and I hate you
>>67732256
Okay kid get mad.
>>67732291
Mike Sullivan here I'm not a kid and I'm not mad, his statement was correct
>>67732256
Sharks fan here, kill yourself kiddo
>Bill
How did a chubby neckbeard get so fast and have such an impressive shot?
>>67732361
Yeah, you mad.
>>67732364
>>67732385
Maple leafs fan here. Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>67731807
>almost
Just like every year. And you'll keep bragging about it no matter what happens
>>67732368
No one cares outside of /hoc/ and reddit. It's just a stupid meme that keeps getting forced by retards.
>>67732206
Bolts fan here and I agree with you
>>67732198
objectively correct, I see Bishop or Vasy being traded in the off season. Tampa has two starting goaltenders on their team, they could get a lot on the trade market, especially from the Oilels.
>>67715195
do coilerfags still defend that trade
Any sweeds or laffs fans here
>>67732206
Don't worry. There's always Zatkoff.
Oh, god, please no.
Will Joe Thornton retire if San Jose wins it all?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10267806
I keep appealing my permaban for ban evasion and they keep saying no. This time I waited 2 months and said that I was sorry and that I thought 2 months was long enough.
What the fuck do they expect me to do
>>67733014
Stop posting about it you fucking idiot
>>67733014
Not be a stupid shitposting clip art spamming faggot retard
>>67733031
Fuck them I told a mod I was sorry that's good enough
>>67733033
I don't even do that. I made a fucked the mods thread and got banned. Then made a thread with the screenshot of my bank and now the fat fucks have a vendetta against me
Looks like I have to make more anti janny threads
>>67733065
>le outlaw life xdddddd
Stupid fuck
>>67733078
Well it was when the niggers from the ape hoop threads kept spamming us with porn and the posts would stay up for hours without being deleted. So I made a thread saying jannies aren't doing their job so just post porn in the thread I made. Wasnt anything special
>>67733124
I think the ban at this point is for your own health
>>67733033
>mad at clip art
>>67733201
>Unironically thinking pig posting is funny
I remember when I was 14
Oh look reddit it being tattle tails
Well, it was a good season, I guess.
Sharks gonna run the scf desu
>>67733540
If it comes down to the Shorks or Cubans I'd rather the Shorks win desu
>>67733569
>techies asians mexicans
>jews cubans meth heads
Yeah agreed actually
>>67733582
I'd also really like to see Jumbo win a cup. Dude is a fucking hockey legend but isn't recognized enough because San Jose isn't a huge hockey city.
Plus I'm pretty sure we'd get some pretty good meme Burns pictures out of it too desu.
pigs
>PONGS
>>67733588
>San Jose isn't a huge hockey city
it's weird, as a shorks fan you can go downtown any game and it's 90% sharks shit in the clubs restaurants bars etc but as soon as you leave city proper the fan base just dies
despite our attendance in the past i feel like it's just the same 20k or so fans with no real growth
haha lol
mitch marner is unironically going to be better than both lame and pooljew, not even joking
Triggered?
>talking to girl
>don't know if I have bad breath or not
>You will never be a NHL bust
Why bother?
Nick Kypreos Verified account
@RealKyper
Nick Kypreos Retweeted Chris Johnston
Initial fears leaving arena was @penguins Daley suffered a fractured ankle. He will be re-evaluated Sat. @Sportsnet
Are the pengs finnished?
>>67734189
objectively: yes
Anyone have the laine explosive goal webm?
>>67734203
Laine fucking sucks
>>67734245
thanks swebro
>>67734203
>>67734245
https://youtu.be/ITKlqbPNln0
>>67734165
Owned
The hit wasn't even that bad, he must have been wearing glass slippers
>>67733513
I'm not convinced after that win. The bolts dominated up until the last bit. Sure the pens scored on a PP and off a no call, but they still showed how dangerous they are and how much of chokers the Lightning are. I'm hopeful the bolts pull it off but they never fail to make me feel uncomfortable about a win
Quick question /hoc/: will the Blues ever score another goal?
>>67734533
They scored on your mum already lel
>>67734561
n-no they didn't, I checked
>>67733641
no good public transit from the rest of the bay. Watch warriors attendance implode after they relocate. My parents are thinking of giving up their tickets. Especially as they get older the hassle of driving is more than it's worth. They're rich enough to just buy playoff tickets and with an 80 inch tv, it's probably a better view of the players than live.
So the blues are pretty much done right? I mean San Jose has really walked all over them
>>67734621
>3 games is enough to decide a playoff series
I think /nba/ or >>>>reddit/blackhawks would be more to your liking
ded
>>67734634
3 games in which sj has dominated for the better part of 8 periods and stl has had 0 answer.
This looks like a finals-caliber team playing a non-playoff team.
menes
>>67734847
pls translate
so matt murray is officially a bust right? his nhl career is over?
>>67734902
>Canadian 21 year old btfo by Russian 21 year old
Ty based motherland
>>67734902
He lost his job to a frog with PTSD, so I would say yes.
>>67734876
I'll see you after the game, Roope
Who's ready for some Putin sponsored refpuck?
>>67735009
I don't get it
>>67735021
Watch mouth comrade. You do not wish to be on trouble
>>67735021
no one in north america cares about the yuro consolation meme cup
>>67735058
>>67734392
Yeah, I'm actually more confident that they were trailing and almost caught up instead of the other way around. Next game, they're going to need to play the full game, and Letang is going to need to take anger management classes.
500 for
>rags
