TB:Tyler Johnson scores GWG in Game 4 of ECF
PIT:Matt Murray pulled in Game 4 of ECF
STL:Blues will start Jake Allen in Game 4
PIT:Patric Hornqvist will be available for Game 4
SJ:Jones blanks Blues for a second straight game
STL:Elliott yanked in 3rd as Sharks take lead
PIT:Patric Hornqvist is likely to play on Friday
PIT:Pens' Phil Kessel stays hot in 4-2 triumph
MIN:Wild sign Hungarian netminder Adam Vay
MON:Martin Reway signs 3-year deal with Canadiens
TB:Steven Stamkos will sit again in Game 3
TB:Bishop out for G3, 'teetering' toward return
Finland is gay as fuck
Piggy wiggy
my mfw USA gets BTFO by canada in 9 hours or so
>>67735160
hi kips
>>67735160
Eh, you're probably right.
>>67735160
Please do not post unless posting butt
>>67735167
>>67735204
gibs pooer
>>67735168
Low test spic
WE WUZ FINNS N SHEIT
>>67735548
hella cute
>>67735245
Stop sexually harassing her! Meanies :(
>>67735559
>>67735548
Faggots
ded thred
Finland
>>67736165
Hey that's my reindeer
>>67735548
cute amphibious puppers you got there
>>67736210
what the heck, is that a big rat or is the armor small. or is that photoshopped? it must be
>>67736225
it's a pupper that donned armor in order to protect kippers' integrity online
>>67735049
What kind of dog is this?
>>67736200
You sami fuck get out
Feels like offseason /hoc/ already tbqh
Can't wait to see what kind of inane shit we come up with this year
>>67736252
it's a snout-nosed pupper
ok...
so how the hell can NHL fans be upset about potential advertising on their jerseys, when a team that is literally a Disney movie team won the stanley cup. i mean, this league legit literally has a team from a Disney movie in it, unironically. the Disney movie team won the championship, but NHL fans dont want advertising?
....uhhhhhhh
>>67736383
Fuck off
>>67736383
too drunk to get upset senpai jokes on you
new meme
>>67736577
very spicy, B+
>>67736577
>>67736677
could you make a flyers one?
>>67736818
best I can manage at the moment f@m
>>67736383
One, they stopped being the Mighty Ducks a decade ago and two, Disney was never in the team's name/uniform
>>67736965
thanks, saved
I don't think I will be able to handle all he sandwich posting if Tampa gets to finals
>>67737518
Either of the Western teams will roll over them.
>>67737518
I can't wait desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvvW_JQrQ48
Why is Kimi such a clown Finland?
dem qts
>>67738734
>no goals in 2 games
>don't have practice Friday
>don't have morning skate today
>replace elliot with Allen
I know elliot hasn't been amazing but he was the least of the blues problems, and having 0 (zero) team practices between the second consecutive blowout and the next playoff game is just retarded.
Is Hitchcock the worst coach left?
>>67740062
>Is Hitchcock the worst coach left?
Yes
Fuck
>>67740326
great post
Any iihf games soon?
>>67740062
now
>we
know what the game seven embarrassment was like for dallas, but instead of 60 minutes it will last five games and a week and a half
>Ryssland
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 8 minutes ago
Finland 3-1 over Russia. Finland plays for Gold.
>>67741472
>>67736577
gib debbies pls
suomi
So who do the Pens replace Daley with, Maata?
>>67742348
>finnish defense
who /triple gold/ here
Finland gonna win all four golds desu
I heard you like memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSHzuphhXII
>>67743339
You heard wrong
>>67735260
STOP WITH THIS SHIT FACEBOOK MEME!
You are better than this shit.
USA
S
A
>chanting rossya
>>67744221
>>67744548
What game, lads?
>>67744695
Skoda Cup
Cantnada vs USA
>>67742348
Push dumoulin up, and bring back pouliot. He is the future of pens d.
>>67744799
Pouliot is fucking shit lad
>There are people who unironically think Aho isn't winning the Calder next year
>>67744852
>being this retarded
Good on you! You show the world how retarded and proud you are.
>>67744852
Kek, he was a whl defensemen of the year. Get fucked.
>>67745329
>this shittsburgh delusion
Considering he was toiling in the AHL when the Pongs defence was ECHL-tier earlier in the season, yeah he's shit.
>>67745383
Wow so impressive
Winners before him:
>Brendan Kichton
>Alex Petrovic
>Stefan Elliott
>>67745248
Inb4 he pulls a Skinner and plays concussed for the next 5 years after his GOAT rookie season
>>67736577
Saved. Dank as fug
NO MEANS NO
REDDITHAWKS HAVE GOT TO GO
>>67746658
I rly rly would like a Detroit one of these plz
>>67746924
sorry I don't make them. they are pretty great though.
Finland smells
>The "State of Hockey"
>>67747893
delete this
>>67747896
Everybody knows california is the new state of hockey
>>67747896
Mns ahl is in Iowa, so basically the same thing
>>67745464
>implying anybody gives a fuck what finns think
My sides have entered orbit desu.
>>67749768
this is now a pulju thread
We don't care about irrelevant tournaments. Do bad the canacucks have 0 (ZERO) teams to support in the ploffs.
TWENTY THREE YEARS NIGGERS
Blues better win tonight, need a seven game series on both sides
>>67750266
>Being this butthurt about your team getting eliminated in a meme tourney
>wild's 4th liner/ahler on the first line for USA
Who the fuck decided this roster?
>>67750513
pls win canada i don't think i can handle the bin posting if they win this shit too
>>67741994
done senpai
last one for today
>no Canashit teams in the playoffs
ayy
>>67750713
deadmonton's 4c is captain
that should say all you need
according to usahockey it's a combination of opt in and development choices so here we are
>>67750713
Canadians and Finns are fucking retarded and don't know how meme tourneys work. Not surprising how dumb they are considering they are worst posters here
>>67750731
good work, but these memes are getting out of hand
>>67750266
>>67750748
>>67750752
lmao u turbocucks mad af pham tbH
>>67750731
Good job anon. Could we get a Hurricanes one once you're up to it?
>>67750783
Build wall Gord
>american'ts
>>67750835
gib real monies
>>67745248
>Everyone hypes up the meme trio at the top of the draft
>Aho wins it instead
Wouldn't mind desu
>>67750832
Yeah I'll get around to it one of these days. If you guys repost these I'll probably remember.
>>67750927
>>67745248
he looks like a jesus
>americaitlyns
>w-w-we don't care
never gets old, lads
>>67751636
canada doesn't care either
>>67751684
true but we win gold sometimes anyway
>>67751302
Jesus was a woman?
>Americaitlyns
>>67735049
cute pupper
>>67751992
>canadian """"""""""banter""""""""""
Does NHL have severe refpuck? I'm coming from NBA where the refball is genuinely unbearable. It's ruined my love of basketball and I want to switch to something else. I was thinking hockey but if it's even close to the refball in basketball then I'm not going to bother.
>>67751992
this tbqh
>looking through trying to find america vs canada all time record
>find a wiki page on usa vs canada rivalry
>it is crying about refpuck
hahahahahahahahaha
>>67752197
Probably the least refscrewed sport out of the NA Big 4 sports
>>67752197
No, its more like a lack of refereeing that leads to goonery and injury. Suspensions are biased as fuck though.
>>67752197
Depends on the game 2bh, sometimes the refpuck really is in, sometimes it's not
>>67752197
There is but it's not so much "we want x market to win" but "we can't let this turn into a blow out"
>>67752197
Feels like this season was exceptionally bad
I'd say the department of player safery is usually the bigger snafu
Stamkos out indefinitely?
>>67752201
link?
>>67752197
NHL is the only hoki league with decent refs
>>67752887
You seemed just fine until that late rally
>>67752197
The NHL is the only league I'm aware of that stops calling infractions in order to preserve the flow of a close game in its late stages.
Make of that what you will.
>>67752201
Canada is now 40-4 against the USA at the Worlds.
>>67752887
Stamkos doesn't matter, Bishop does.
>>67754602
is this an accomplishment? the usa is often slovakia-tier there
>>67754664
I guess you're right. Really stoked for this gold medal match-up with Finland should be a great tilt
>>67754619
Vasy has been more than solid so far. If >we make it to the finals I want bishop back in but right now vasy has made me feel pretty good
>>67754721
>Really stoked for this gold medal match-up
no you aren't
canada doesn't care about iihf
>>67754906
Nobody cares about the skoda cup.
Unless they're winning, ofc
>>67754906
What makes you think this?
>>67755054
Let's be honest here. You wouldn't with lesser success.
t. another finfag
>>67754881
Vasy is playing really well. But he gives up a lot of second chances and he can't play the puck.
>>67755113
I'm still a fan of good hockey's. I watched all of Canada, Germany and all of Russia's (except the first two) games.
From a hockey player quality perspective USA is dogshit. they have 50 times the player base of slovakia and historically get btfo by them
>Unironically thinking the team that was shutout by >BinGT will win IIHF
Kneelanders boipussy is about to get rekt again
>>67742716
Make that quadruple.
Are Canacucks the worst posters?
>matthews -3
will he be the biggest bust of all time?
>Ryan Callahan has played 104 playoff games
I hope that guy gets a ring. That's crazy
Ameribros, can you overcome your hatred of >a fucking leaf and cheer for the based maple warriors? >We have to stop the mongol horde from claiming triple gold.
>>67735049
that's a pig you dumbfuck
>>67756873
I already was just because I don't think I can handle the triple gold bin posting
>>67756873
FOUR FUCKING ZERO
>>67756873
I always rooty tooty the syrup assassins when they aren't playing MIGHTY EAGLE.
Finland will meme on Canada
USA will meme on Russia
t. nostradamus
>>67755113
Combination of
>nhl playoffs on at the same time
>weird european times
>Canada sends completely different team every year
>we can win in other tournaments
Throws people off. You're right, I don't really get up at 6 am on a weekday to watch a couple periods of Canada playing Germany.
>>67756977
>round robin games are the same as the championship game
The fact Canada has played 3 games since then will even have an effect. This isn't the one and only national team where everyone has played with each other before.
>>67757166
it seems like only european countries really send the best available players
>>67757378
We don't have bad players.
>>67735160
I'm going to assume you don't mean the playoffs.
>>67757527
>implying
>>67757796
The players are good, they're just stuck in shitty teams.
>>67756873
I for one welcome our new Mongolian overlords.
>>67757828
Go to bed jonne
One time when we went to the rink with my bro
it was a basic monday
and we got in over the fence
and were thinking "where is that guard guy watching again"
Well we decided to just put the goals on place
and Tippa-T on the boombox
and the beast was loose
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose
And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
We went into the night with the coach as winners
as winners into the night
Time to bury the burden
hang up the skates
I've paid my dues, the coach said "jersey retirement"
Always lived hard, went in to play not cower
Secret fast food, I had to take the last shootout attempt again
I'm Villegalle and just like anyone else
And my toe-drag is too smooth for you
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose
And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
we went into the night with the coach as winners
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
>>67757796
You guys think if they can get their hands on the Wonder Twins rings they could become one good goalie?
Also
>Bloose
Finland smells
Memes aside, why has Finland gotten so much better at producing prospects these past 5 years or so?
It is a coincidence or some sort of improvement in youth development? Or is it just memes after all?
>shorks
still gonna sweep in 6 tbf
>>67757158
>Finland gets gold
>USA gets a medal by beating Russia in Russia
LGTSFS NOW:
>shorks
>doubting
can someone tell me what time the ducks play?
>>67761129
probably came about a response to them sucking shit at making prospects for about 5-10 or so years. they really didn't want to be slovakia.
>>67761295
Some time after 7 estern
>Happy Gilmor after the game
Based cuck broadcasting corporation
Kneelanders boipussy just got rekt for the second night in a row, this time in OT. Bears lead the series 2-0 suck it Toronto fags
>>67761386
>happy wears a cantpucks jersey
>his dad wears an oilers jersey
Fitting
I bet they're actually good friends.
>binland
reminder that finland is the strongest nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QJ-WhnG8rw
>>67761430
>tfw no Eagle eagle jersey
> sho6ks
Reminder that Finns are Reddit's team and Laine is Reddit's guy
Hello I am new to hockey what team should I cheer for
>>67762376
The New York Rangers
Great team. Great fans, Great franchise.
Did anyone in Canada watch the Marlies vs hershey bears game? TSN brought a crew here to televise it
>>67762376
your local one
>in Torts i trust for gold
>>67762439
B-but this is the closest one to me
>>67762457
>Torts is going to coach Pulju
Do memes sometimes go too far?
>>67762085
m'laine
>>67762457
>>67762482
>support local
>gold is nigh
>>67762482
You're within range of the penguins and red wings you know. But boy would it be scummy to betray your local team and jump with those guys
>>67762482
Congratulations. You're a Jackets fan
>>67762605
Sounds like it
>>67762604
I'm just memeing.
>pittsburgh
Never in a million years could I cheer for a team that shares a city with the steelers and hell no to detroit
>there are still people here who think the west are gonna win the cup
Californians, right?
>>67762798
Haha chubby goofy Reddit man XD
Morning North Americans
>>67762911
come back when you get some goaltending faggot
>>67762085
Laine is a bust, everyone knows this. Pulju is our guy
>>67762911
Good dubbies finland :DDD
>>67762924
Excuse me? Korpisalo is the next kipper
>>67762983
Whats the maatta finny?
>>67762911
Kapanen sucks too
>tfw kings fan
>tfw dodgers are sucking ass
>tfw the kings will never find another based D man like voynov
>tfw maybe 1 or 2 of the Reign players have a chance at making the main rooster
i hate my life desu
>>67762798
>>67762798
>2016
>Not believing it's the year of the Shark.
>>67763171
You should kill yourself now so you don't have to live as someone who thinks voynov was any good
>>67763275
After that game I'm struggling to still believe that.
>>67763171
Arnt I the Ontario Reign close to the Calder cup m8?
>>67763275
>2 Inexperienced goaltenders
>bunch of 30+ players in the core
Id be surprised if they beat St.louis
>>67763334
They're going to lose to Lake Erie. And if they don't they'll lose to hershey instead
>>67763093
Korps will get traded within 2yrs for Dman to cbus
What time in East coast freedomland time is the Finland Canada game please?
>>67762911
Morning? But it's 8:30pm!
These must be the famous Finnish "memes" I keep hearing about.
Will we see Reimer again this ploffs?
>>67763365
>that blue jacket depth
Anybody watching wanted on tnt
>>67763492
Game 6. Theyll lose.
/hoc/ has been stupidly dead lately
>>67763946
Its crazy. Most of the mid day posting has been in the iihf threads and there's only one game each night so nobody's posting about games here at night so it kind of makes sense
>>67763946
All the big fanbases/teams that get shitposted to hell and back have already been eliminated
>>67764001
Still last time this year was very busy. It's not like the teams left are that much more memeier than the ones last year
>>67764054
>Rags
>>67764054
The game threads are getting NFL tier shitposted to death so maybe all the faggots are getting their fill posting there. Seriously the off topic posting in playoff threads this year is at an all time high by a lot
>>67764091
Oh yea that's right
>7-1 in game 7 at home
What did St Louis mean by not scoring a single goal in 7.5 periods and then scoring 6 goals in 3 periods?
Is it their idea of a meme or something?
post yfw honky gets drafted 1st overall by the laffs
>>67764227
Does Sweden know who Muhammad Ali is? They were using the rope a dope strategy
>>67764244
>le swept at home car
Wouldn't even get hired to sell popcorn at the stadium
>>67764247
No, we only know about Cassius Clay over here. But thanks, I have heard about that strategy
>>67764247
Sweden knows plenty of Muhammads and Alis but I don't think they know who Muhammad Ali is
>>67762482
don't be a bitch, hop on bandwagon while it's still empty
Who Conn Smyth frontrunner and why is it Bill?
>>67764406
If the pens were to win right now it would be bill
>>67764406
I want Bill to win so that Toronto sports media has a collective aneurysm.
>>67764475
MLSE would be on suicide watch for sure
>>67764485
And somewhere on the streets of Toronto a hot dog vendor will shed a single tear.
>>67764475
I know I keep bringing up the AHL shit but fuck the Toronto media and their coach even talked shit on the Marlies after losing game 1 you should definitely look at what they have to say about Nylander and the rest of ther team tomorrow it'll be hilarious
BTW my notes on watching Nylander live for the 2nd time
>was first to leave warm-ups, 4 minutes were left
>kapanen left soon after (jerkoff session?)
>he would hang with one leg over the boards for up to 30 seconds at a time waiting for his turn to get on the ice
>cherry picked looking for outlet passes
>double shifted often
>game 1 was a monster every time he stepped on the ice
>game 2 the bears played him very physically and he disappeared completely
He might think he can play like an entitled faggot in the ahl since he was good in the NHL this year but I really got the impression that the team do not like him or kapanen because of their attitudes. I still loved watching him though
Side note he dropped his stick 3 times tonight for like no reason each time. Was weird
>>67764584
>Went to a marlies game
Support your local Peewee AAA team instead. Probably much more entertaining than AHL
Are Canacucks the most cucked race on the planet?
>>67764584
Fuckin also there were these 5 and 6 year Olds in leafs jerseys asking for a puck at the glass where Nylander was and he didn't give them one. Someone else did but come on Nylander barely participated in the team warmup anyway he mostly did solo so give the kids a puck
>>67764600
I have hershey bears season tickets
>>67764611
Why do americans post in /hoc/? You people are not relevant here. The only thing youre good for it paying Canadian players to bring the cup here.
>>67764654
Back to your cuckshed Gord
>>67764665
>American team wins the cup
>Cup is in that city for the parade
>Spends the rest of the time in Canada or Russia
Thats the definition of cuck.
>>67764654
U wot m8?
>>67764584
Might as well add that lamoriello was at both games supposedly
>>67764708
Who dat americuck?
>>67764722
Glad you'd rather /int/post than talk about hockey. Faggots
>>67764722
>mcwontscore15goalsthisseason
>>67764682
>live and die without ever seeing your team win a Cup
>get so mentally unhinged due to never seeing your team win a Cup you have to argue on a Mongolian ice carving imageboard that a 7 game tournament played every 4 years is more relevant than an 82 game season + up to 28 postseason games that we have every year
Such is life as a Canadian hockey fan
>>67763445
1:15
>>67764654
Bill is winning the Smythey and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>67764738
>You have to argue on a Mongolian ice carving imageboard that a 7 game tournament played every 4 years is more relevant than an 82 game season + up to 28 postseason games that we have every year
Literally what?
>see team win Olympic gold
>have to wait four years
>repeat
>>67764777
>bill
>Not Matt Murray
Suck it Americuck
>>67764813
murican depth grows stronk
>enjoi it now
>>67764722
>>67764890
