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TB:Tyler Johnson scores GWG in Game 4 of ECF
PIT:Matt Murray pulled in Game 4 of ECF
STL:Blues will start Jake Allen in Game 4
PIT:Patric Hornqvist will be available for Game 4
SJ:Jones blanks Blues for a second straight game
STL:Elliott yanked in 3rd as Sharks take lead
PIT:Patric Hornqvist is likely to play on Friday
PIT:Pens' Phil Kessel stays hot in 4-2 triumph
MIN:Wild sign Hungarian netminder Adam Vay
MON:Martin Reway signs 3-year deal with Canadiens
TB:Steven Stamkos will sit again in Game 3
TB:Bishop out for G3, 'teetering' toward return
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Finland is gay as fuck
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Piggy wiggy
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my mfw USA gets BTFO by canada in 9 hours or so
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>>67735160
hi kips
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>>67735160
Eh, you're probably right.
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>>67735160
Please do not post unless posting butt
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>>67735167
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>>67735204
gibs pooer
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>>67735168
Low test spic
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WE WUZ FINNS N SHEIT
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>>67735548
hella cute
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>>67735245
Stop sexually harassing her! Meanies :(
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>>67735559
>>67735548

Faggots
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ded thred
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Finland
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>>67736165
Hey that's my reindeer
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>>67735548
cute amphibious puppers you got there
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>>67736210
what the heck, is that a big rat or is the armor small. or is that photoshopped? it must be
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>>67736225
it's a pupper that donned armor in order to protect kippers' integrity online
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>>67735049
What kind of dog is this?
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>>67736200
You sami fuck get out
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Feels like offseason /hoc/ already tbqh

Can't wait to see what kind of inane shit we come up with this year
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>>67736252
it's a snout-nosed pupper
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ok...

so how the hell can NHL fans be upset about potential advertising on their jerseys, when a team that is literally a Disney movie team won the stanley cup. i mean, this league legit literally has a team from a Disney movie in it, unironically. the Disney movie team won the championship, but NHL fans dont want advertising?

....uhhhhhhh
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>>67736383
Fuck off
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>>67736383
too drunk to get upset senpai jokes on you
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new meme
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>>67736577
very spicy, B+
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>>67736577
>>67736677
could you make a flyers one?
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>>67736818
best I can manage at the moment f@m
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>>67736383

One, they stopped being the Mighty Ducks a decade ago and two, Disney was never in the team's name/uniform
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>>67736965
thanks, saved
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I don't think I will be able to handle all he sandwich posting if Tampa gets to finals
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>>67737518

Either of the Western teams will roll over them.
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>>67737518
I can't wait desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvvW_JQrQ48

Why is Kimi such a clown Finland?
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dem qts
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>>67738734
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>no goals in 2 games
>don't have practice Friday
>don't have morning skate today
>replace elliot with Allen

I know elliot hasn't been amazing but he was the least of the blues problems, and having 0 (zero) team practices between the second consecutive blowout and the next playoff game is just retarded.

Is Hitchcock the worst coach left?
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>>67740062
>Is Hitchcock the worst coach left?

Yes
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Fuck
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>>67740326

great post
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Any iihf games soon?
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>>67740062
now

>we

know what the game seven embarrassment was like for dallas, but instead of 60 minutes it will last five games and a week and a half
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>Ryssland
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Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 8 minutes ago
Finland 3-1 over Russia. Finland plays for Gold.
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>>67741472
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>>67736577
gib debbies pls
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suomi
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So who do the Pens replace Daley with, Maata?
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>>67742348
>finnish defense
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who /triple gold/ here
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Finland gonna win all four golds desu
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I heard you like memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSHzuphhXII
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>>67743339
You heard wrong
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>>67735260
STOP WITH THIS SHIT FACEBOOK MEME!

You are better than this shit.
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USA
S
A
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>chanting rossya
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>>67744221
>>67744548
What game, lads?
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>>67744695
Skoda Cup
Cantnada vs USA
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>>67742348
Push dumoulin up, and bring back pouliot. He is the future of pens d.
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>>67744799
Pouliot is fucking shit lad
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>There are people who unironically think Aho isn't winning the Calder next year
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>>67744852
>being this retarded
Good on you! You show the world how retarded and proud you are.
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>>67744852
Kek, he was a whl defensemen of the year. Get fucked.
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>>67745329
>this shittsburgh delusion
Considering he was toiling in the AHL when the Pongs defence was ECHL-tier earlier in the season, yeah he's shit.
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>>67745383
Wow so impressive
Winners before him:
>Brendan Kichton
>Alex Petrovic
>Stefan Elliott
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>>67745248
Inb4 he pulls a Skinner and plays concussed for the next 5 years after his GOAT rookie season
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>>67736577
Saved. Dank as fug
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NO MEANS NO

REDDITHAWKS HAVE GOT TO GO
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>>67746658
I rly rly would like a Detroit one of these plz
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>>67746924
sorry I don't make them. they are pretty great though.
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Finland smells
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>The "State of Hockey"
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>>67747893
delete this
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>>67747896
Everybody knows california is the new state of hockey
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>>67747896
Mns ahl is in Iowa, so basically the same thing
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>>67745464
>implying anybody gives a fuck what finns think

My sides have entered orbit desu.
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>>67749768
this is now a pulju thread
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We don't care about irrelevant tournaments. Do bad the canacucks have 0 (ZERO) teams to support in the ploffs.

TWENTY THREE YEARS NIGGERS
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Blues better win tonight, need a seven game series on both sides
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>>67750266
>Being this butthurt about your team getting eliminated in a meme tourney
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>wild's 4th liner/ahler on the first line for USA
Who the fuck decided this roster?
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>>67750513
pls win canada i don't think i can handle the bin posting if they win this shit too
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>>67741994
done senpai

last one for today
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>no Canashit teams in the playoffs
ayy
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>>67750713
deadmonton's 4c is captain
that should say all you need
according to usahockey it's a combination of opt in and development choices so here we are
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>>67750713
Canadians and Finns are fucking retarded and don't know how meme tourneys work. Not surprising how dumb they are considering they are worst posters here
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>>67750731
good work, but these memes are getting out of hand

>>67750266
>>67750748
>>67750752
lmao u turbocucks mad af pham tbH
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>>67750731
Good job anon. Could we get a Hurricanes one once you're up to it?
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>>67750783
Build wall Gord
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>american'ts
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>>67750835
gib real monies
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>>67745248
>Everyone hypes up the meme trio at the top of the draft
>Aho wins it instead

Wouldn't mind desu
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>>67750832
Yeah I'll get around to it one of these days. If you guys repost these I'll probably remember.
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>>67750927
>>67745248
he looks like a jesus
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>americaitlyns
>w-w-we don't care
never gets old, lads
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>>67751636
canada doesn't care either
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>>67751684
true but we win gold sometimes anyway
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>>67751302
Jesus was a woman?
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>Americaitlyns
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>>67735049
cute pupper
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>>67751992
>canadian """"""""""banter""""""""""
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Does NHL have severe refpuck? I'm coming from NBA where the refball is genuinely unbearable. It's ruined my love of basketball and I want to switch to something else. I was thinking hockey but if it's even close to the refball in basketball then I'm not going to bother.
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>>67751992
this tbqh
>looking through trying to find america vs canada all time record
>find a wiki page on usa vs canada rivalry
>it is crying about refpuck
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>67752197
Probably the least refscrewed sport out of the NA Big 4 sports
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>>67752197
No, its more like a lack of refereeing that leads to goonery and injury. Suspensions are biased as fuck though.
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>>67752197
Depends on the game 2bh, sometimes the refpuck really is in, sometimes it's not
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>>67752197
There is but it's not so much "we want x market to win" but "we can't let this turn into a blow out"
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>>67752197
Feels like this season was exceptionally bad

I'd say the department of player safery is usually the bigger snafu
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Stamkos out indefinitely?
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>>67752201
link?
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>>67752197
NHL is the only hoki league with decent refs
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>>67752887
You seemed just fine until that late rally
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>>67752197
The NHL is the only league I'm aware of that stops calling infractions in order to preserve the flow of a close game in its late stages.

Make of that what you will.
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>>67752201
Canada is now 40-4 against the USA at the Worlds.
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>>67752887
Stamkos doesn't matter, Bishop does.
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>>67754602
is this an accomplishment? the usa is often slovakia-tier there
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>>67754664
I guess you're right. Really stoked for this gold medal match-up with Finland should be a great tilt
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>>67754619
Vasy has been more than solid so far. If >we make it to the finals I want bishop back in but right now vasy has made me feel pretty good
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>>67754721
>Really stoked for this gold medal match-up
no you aren't
canada doesn't care about iihf
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>>67754906
Nobody cares about the skoda cup.

Unless they're winning, ofc
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>>67754906
What makes you think this?
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>>67755054
Let's be honest here. You wouldn't with lesser success.

t. another finfag
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>>67754881
Vasy is playing really well. But he gives up a lot of second chances and he can't play the puck.
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>>67755113
I'm still a fan of good hockey's. I watched all of Canada, Germany and all of Russia's (except the first two) games.
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From a hockey player quality perspective USA is dogshit. they have 50 times the player base of slovakia and historically get btfo by them
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>Unironically thinking the team that was shutout by >BinGT will win IIHF
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Kneelanders boipussy is about to get rekt again
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>>67742716
Make that quadruple.
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Are Canacucks the worst posters?
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>matthews -3
will he be the biggest bust of all time?
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>Ryan Callahan has played 104 playoff games
I hope that guy gets a ring. That's crazy
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Ameribros, can you overcome your hatred of >a fucking leaf and cheer for the based maple warriors? >We have to stop the mongol horde from claiming triple gold.
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>>67735049
that's a pig you dumbfuck
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>>67756873
I already was just because I don't think I can handle the triple gold bin posting
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>>67756873
FOUR FUCKING ZERO
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>>67756873
I always rooty tooty the syrup assassins when they aren't playing MIGHTY EAGLE.
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Finland will meme on Canada
USA will meme on Russia
t. nostradamus
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>>67755113
Combination of
>nhl playoffs on at the same time
>weird european times
>Canada sends completely different team every year
>we can win in other tournaments

Throws people off. You're right, I don't really get up at 6 am on a weekday to watch a couple periods of Canada playing Germany.

>>67756977
>round robin games are the same as the championship game

The fact Canada has played 3 games since then will even have an effect. This isn't the one and only national team where everyone has played with each other before.
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>>67757166
it seems like only european countries really send the best available players
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>>67757378
We don't have bad players.
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>>67735160
I'm going to assume you don't mean the playoffs.
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>>67757527
>implying
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>>67757796
The players are good, they're just stuck in shitty teams.
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>>67756873
I for one welcome our new Mongolian overlords.
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>>67757828
Go to bed jonne
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One time when we went to the rink with my bro
it was a basic monday
and we got in over the fence
and were thinking "where is that guard guy watching again"
Well we decided to just put the goals on place
and Tippa-T on the boombox
and the beast was loose

Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose

And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
We went into the night with the coach as winners

as winners into the night

Time to bury the burden
hang up the skates
I've paid my dues, the coach said "jersey retirement"
Always lived hard, went in to play not cower
Secret fast food, I had to take the last shootout attempt again
I'm Villegalle and just like anyone else
And my toe-drag is too smooth for you
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs

Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose

And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
we went into the night with the coach as winners

Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
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>>67757796
You guys think if they can get their hands on the Wonder Twins rings they could become one good goalie?

Also
>Bloose
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Finland smells
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Memes aside, why has Finland gotten so much better at producing prospects these past 5 years or so?

It is a coincidence or some sort of improvement in youth development? Or is it just memes after all?
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>shorks
still gonna sweep in 6 tbf
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>>67757158
>Finland gets gold
>USA gets a medal by beating Russia in Russia
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LGTSFS NOW:

>shorks
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>doubting
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can someone tell me what time the ducks play?
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>>67761129
probably came about a response to them sucking shit at making prospects for about 5-10 or so years. they really didn't want to be slovakia.
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>>67761295
Some time after 7 estern
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>Happy Gilmor after the game

Based cuck broadcasting corporation
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Kneelanders boipussy just got rekt for the second night in a row, this time in OT. Bears lead the series 2-0 suck it Toronto fags
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>>67761386
>happy wears a cantpucks jersey
>his dad wears an oilers jersey

Fitting
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I bet they're actually good friends.
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>binland
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reminder that finland is the strongest nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QJ-WhnG8rw
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>>67761430

>tfw no Eagle eagle jersey
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> sho6ks
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Reminder that Finns are Reddit's team and Laine is Reddit's guy
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Hello I am new to hockey what team should I cheer for
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>>67762376
The New York Rangers

Great team. Great fans, Great franchise.
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Did anyone in Canada watch the Marlies vs hershey bears game? TSN brought a crew here to televise it
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>>67762376
your local one
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>in Torts i trust for gold
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>>67762439
B-but this is the closest one to me
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>>67762457
>Torts is going to coach Pulju

Do memes sometimes go too far?
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>>67762085
m'laine
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>>67762457
>>67762482
>support local
>gold is nigh
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>>67762482
You're within range of the penguins and red wings you know. But boy would it be scummy to betray your local team and jump with those guys
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>>67762482
Congratulations. You're a Jackets fan
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>>67762605
Sounds like it
>>67762604
I'm just memeing.
>pittsburgh
Never in a million years could I cheer for a team that shares a city with the steelers and hell no to detroit
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>there are still people here who think the west are gonna win the cup

Californians, right?
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>>67762798
Haha chubby goofy Reddit man XD
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Morning North Americans
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>>67762911
come back when you get some goaltending faggot
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>>67762085
Laine is a bust, everyone knows this. Pulju is our guy
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>>67762911
Good dubbies finland :DDD
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>>67762924
Excuse me? Korpisalo is the next kipper
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>>67762983
Whats the maatta finny?
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>>67762911
Kapanen sucks too
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>tfw kings fan
>tfw dodgers are sucking ass
>tfw the kings will never find another based D man like voynov
>tfw maybe 1 or 2 of the Reign players have a chance at making the main rooster
i hate my life desu
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>>67762798
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>>67762798
>2016
>Not believing it's the year of the Shark.
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>>67763171
You should kill yourself now so you don't have to live as someone who thinks voynov was any good
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>>67763275
After that game I'm struggling to still believe that.
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>>67763171

Arnt I the Ontario Reign close to the Calder cup m8?
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>>67763275
>2 Inexperienced goaltenders
>bunch of 30+ players in the core

Id be surprised if they beat St.louis
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>>67763334
They're going to lose to Lake Erie. And if they don't they'll lose to hershey instead
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>>67763093
Korps will get traded within 2yrs for Dman to cbus
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What time in East coast freedomland time is the Finland Canada game please?
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>>67762911
Morning? But it's 8:30pm!

These must be the famous Finnish "memes" I keep hearing about.
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Will we see Reimer again this ploffs?
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>>67763365
>that blue jacket depth
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Anybody watching wanted on tnt
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>>67763492
Game 6. Theyll lose.
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/hoc/ has been stupidly dead lately
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>>67735049
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>>67763946
Its crazy. Most of the mid day posting has been in the iihf threads and there's only one game each night so nobody's posting about games here at night so it kind of makes sense
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>>67763946

All the big fanbases/teams that get shitposted to hell and back have already been eliminated
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>>67764001
Still last time this year was very busy. It's not like the teams left are that much more memeier than the ones last year
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>>67764054
>Rags
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>>67764054
The game threads are getting NFL tier shitposted to death so maybe all the faggots are getting their fill posting there. Seriously the off topic posting in playoff threads this year is at an all time high by a lot
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>>67764091
Oh yea that's right
>7-1 in game 7 at home
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What did St Louis mean by not scoring a single goal in 7.5 periods and then scoring 6 goals in 3 periods?
Is it their idea of a meme or something?
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post yfw honky gets drafted 1st overall by the laffs
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>>67764227
Does Sweden know who Muhammad Ali is? They were using the rope a dope strategy
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>>67764244
>le swept at home car
Wouldn't even get hired to sell popcorn at the stadium
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>>67764247
No, we only know about Cassius Clay over here. But thanks, I have heard about that strategy
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>>67764247

Sweden knows plenty of Muhammads and Alis but I don't think they know who Muhammad Ali is
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>>67762482
don't be a bitch, hop on bandwagon while it's still empty
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Who Conn Smyth frontrunner and why is it Bill?
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>>67764406
If the pens were to win right now it would be bill
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>>67764406
I want Bill to win so that Toronto sports media has a collective aneurysm.
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>>67764475
MLSE would be on suicide watch for sure
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>>67764485
And somewhere on the streets of Toronto a hot dog vendor will shed a single tear.
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>>67764475
I know I keep bringing up the AHL shit but fuck the Toronto media and their coach even talked shit on the Marlies after losing game 1 you should definitely look at what they have to say about Nylander and the rest of ther team tomorrow it'll be hilarious

BTW my notes on watching Nylander live for the 2nd time
>was first to leave warm-ups, 4 minutes were left
>kapanen left soon after (jerkoff session?)
>he would hang with one leg over the boards for up to 30 seconds at a time waiting for his turn to get on the ice
>cherry picked looking for outlet passes
>double shifted often
>game 1 was a monster every time he stepped on the ice
>game 2 the bears played him very physically and he disappeared completely

He might think he can play like an entitled faggot in the ahl since he was good in the NHL this year but I really got the impression that the team do not like him or kapanen because of their attitudes. I still loved watching him though

Side note he dropped his stick 3 times tonight for like no reason each time. Was weird
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>>67764584
>Went to a marlies game

Support your local Peewee AAA team instead. Probably much more entertaining than AHL
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Are Canacucks the most cucked race on the planet?
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>>67764584
Fuckin also there were these 5 and 6 year Olds in leafs jerseys asking for a puck at the glass where Nylander was and he didn't give them one. Someone else did but come on Nylander barely participated in the team warmup anyway he mostly did solo so give the kids a puck
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>>67764600
I have hershey bears season tickets
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>>67764611
Why do americans post in /hoc/? You people are not relevant here. The only thing youre good for it paying Canadian players to bring the cup here.
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>>67764654
Back to your cuckshed Gord
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>>67764665
>American team wins the cup
>Cup is in that city for the parade
>Spends the rest of the time in Canada or Russia

Thats the definition of cuck.
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>>67764654
U wot m8?
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>>67764584
Might as well add that lamoriello was at both games supposedly
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>>67764708
Who dat americuck?
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>>67764722
Glad you'd rather /int/post than talk about hockey. Faggots
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>>67764722
>mcwontscore15goalsthisseason
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>>67764682

>live and die without ever seeing your team win a Cup
>get so mentally unhinged due to never seeing your team win a Cup you have to argue on a Mongolian ice carving imageboard that a 7 game tournament played every 4 years is more relevant than an 82 game season + up to 28 postseason games that we have every year

Such is life as a Canadian hockey fan
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>>67763445
1:15
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>>67764654
Bill is winning the Smythey and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>67764738

>You have to argue on a Mongolian ice carving imageboard that a 7 game tournament played every 4 years is more relevant than an 82 game season + up to 28 postseason games that we have every year

Literally what?
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>see team win Olympic gold
>have to wait four years
>repeat
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>>67764777
>bill
>Not Matt Murray

Suck it Americuck
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>>67764813
murican depth grows stronk
>enjoi it now
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>>67764722
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>>67764890
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>tfw I just want to talk about Nylander and nobody here knows shit about hockey
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Canadians are fucking stupid lmao
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>>67764817
>matt murr4y
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>>67764927
He's an self-entitled career second liner or bust, there are no other options. That's what happens when daddy sweeps the floor in front of you your whole life.

Alexander Nylander might just be little more down to earth though. But we'll see about that.
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>>67764972
Did you read my post here>>67764584

He was very fun to watch and his chemistry with kapanen is so obvious and fun to watch even though I'm rooting against him. But yes as my post I linked said he is such a spoiled cunt so I was wondering if this occurred after his nhl success or if it's always been there

The only chance I had to see him in hershey he went to the world juniors and died there instead. His talent is obvious but he honestly reminds me of Kovalchuk type laziness so I'm wondering the cause of it
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>>67765017
Yep, and I'm not surprised at all.

He has always been spoiled, or "born with a silver spoon in his mouth" as we say in Sweden. He's dad, the former NHL player, has probably served him everything he has needed his whole life on a platter.

If he manages to change his attitude he could become pretty darn good. If not it will be something that always acts as a break on his career.

Babcock even commented on his attitude before the season begun.
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>>67765099
I have also noticed that he tends to sit on the end of the bench and I attributed it to him wanting the best jump into the offense as possible. But I've had season tickets a long time and the people around me have also so we're hockey friends and they keep pointing things out to me saying that they don't think Nylander teammates like hime.

Game 1 I just loved watching him on the puck and he scored a great goal but tonight he really was a complete asshole and didn't do shit. I noticed how often the bears had great zone possession with him on because he has no defense. It's a shame because his skating and vision really are great
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>>67765190
I've never seen a Marlies game, so I can't really comment those things. But considering his attitude it wouldn't come as a surprise if it was true that his team mates don't like him.

Yeah. He has had problems with that before I think. Being really good some games, and invisible in others. He was quite invisible for much of the series against Albany too I think. No idea why really.
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>>67764972
>>67765017
>>67765099
>>67765190

People fell for the Nylander is gonna have a great career meme.

Guy is gonna be a bust. Traded at year 3.
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>>67765234
Sweden fell for it because we have no other answer to McDavid/Matthews/Laine/Pulju right now. We're just grasping at straws tbf. Anyone with some hockey knowledge knows that he is a couple of steps below them though.

Small nations always fluctuate between good and bad generations. We seem to be heading towards a bad one now.
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I think I would kill myself if I were Canadian
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>>67735049
Does this qualify as a pupper?
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>>67765282
Astute point. Finland seems to be going in the opposite direction as you: good young generation replacing a fallow one.
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>>67765316
Probably because youre a negative, extremely depressed american and have that view of the world.

I would be too if I could count how many elite NHL players my country has on 1 hand.
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>>67765233
I really hate his shit because I've had hershey season tickets all my life and I've seen a lot of phenomenal players. I saw Carey price beat my team in the finals I saw holtby be a bad ass attacking pucks way outside his crease tackling players. I saw Boudreau Fleischmann fear sticker and Mike fucking green make their names there not to mentionot hundreds of other nhlers

Other than the goalies I mentioned I've never seen a player steal the spotlight as much as Nylander. It's not so hard to look good in the NHL and he does not follow his systems rules at all but he could be something real if he stopped coasting on talent alone and put it the work

Am I too drunk now and sounding stupid
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>>67765282
Sweden relegated in World Juniors when?
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>>67765382
Meant fehr and steckel woops

Either way my point stands I've seen a lot of talented faggots that are 20 years old and this is a talented faggot with the worst attitude I've ever seen
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>>67765355
Exactly, Finland is doing really good right now.

>>67765391
That would be pretty meme

>>67765382
>Am I too drunk now and sounding stupid
Nah. He's been riding a shrimp sandwich (as we also say in Sweden) his whole life, and it's not easy to completely change who you are when that is the case. I have a hard time believing he will do a 180 on his attitude. But who knows, maybe he will be able to turn a couple of degrees at least.

Don't know how much more there is to say about that subject. Just wait and see what the Marlies/Leafs are able to do with him.
Perhaps they should lock him in a cabin in the woods with Babcock for the entire summer.
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>>67765487
From what I've seen he has zero interest in defense. Similar in that sense but less talent than malkin and not the same type of player but malkin is a perfect 2c where Crosby can play defense and they get a 3c that specializes in defense.

He would do very well in a similar situation that allows him to focus on offense and I think the Laffs are flexible enough to make that happen. He can't be a 1c without major changes
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Is Canada the most irrelevant nation? I mean who really gives a shit about Canada?
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>>67765543
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looks like i didn't miss out too much from the game tonight
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>>67765541
Perhaps. But he has to be really good for a team to be willing to make something like that happen.

Oh, he is never going to be 1c. I am 99% sure of that. There isn't anything about him that says the he'll be able to lead a team from that position. Depending on who the Leafs draft and trade for he could also end up as a winger, in that case he could perhaps break into the first line.
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>>67765543
This. Canada is to North America what Lesotho is to Africa ;^)
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Last year at about this time we were shitposting in a 3OT game where a dude had a headed goal disallowed.

Underwhelming playoffs this year tbqh.
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>>67765594
I think it's almost definite he becomes a winger because of his style but the way he plays but he demands the puck so much like ovechkin or Kane he's going to be a difficult piece to move into a puzzle

He's not even taking AHL faceoffs now but the guy replacing him is really damn good at facepffs. He essentially lines up as a wing and then plays center during the play.
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>>67765617
Reminder that this was allowed
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Why are Canadians even allowed to post here? They should go back to blogging about their wife getting blacked while they masturbate in their cuckshed
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>>67765666
I think the reason he played center this season was because Toronto was lacking in centers. But they'll get Matthews now, so I would guess that Nylander will move out to the wing for next season.
Question is where Nylander and Matthews will spend their seasons, in the AHÖ or NHL. Babcock isn't a fan of bringing up new prospects to the NHL, but they need a good center.
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>>67765344
cute long-necked spotted pupper, senpai
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>>67765722
Well he hasnt liked it since he always had a good pipeline and he helped to draft the older guy so he wanted to give him a chance

Now that pipeline in Toronto started this year mostly so no one is in wait he might as well see who he's got. The Marlies team is full of veterans not young guys
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>>67765767
True. It will be interesting to see if the Leafs will be able to take a step forward next season.

But I really need to study now. It was nice talking to you, have a nice day.
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Are these creatures puppers?
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>>67765816
Thanks chief I got to go to bed too. Was good talk I'll enjoy following what happens to him
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FUUUUCK!

I have to go out tomorrow morning. Where the fuck can I watch the games so I don't have to spoil myself to this early morning gay shit.
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>>67765609
>Sweden
>Calling Canada irrelevant
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>>67765957
I'd respond to you with an off topic webm but I'm at a vacation house and dealing with a permaban here so just pretend I posted a good one
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>>67765949
>diving porkers
I bet Crosby would like that pic

>>67765967
>giving a shit about your country being irrelevant
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>>67765957
aite, the game will be on again at 5:30, just gotta avoid da fookin spoilers
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>>67765980
heh, nice webm
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>Canachinks
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>Meme tournaments
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>>67766027
I just don't mind the tripfags that are pretty 2012 cancer
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>>67735049
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>>67766028
danke schoen
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And kip wants us to think she's not still cool with the mods
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>>67766109
cute piggy
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what is /hoc/ watching right now?
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>>67766194
swat on tnt
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>>67766194
some movie reviews

gonna go to someone's place to watch the gold medal game tomorrow then a movie
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>>67766234
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>Minding my own business
>See this boxscore on one of the daily matches

Jesus fuck. How often do you see 10 goal games?
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Team canada performance yesterday against USA was embarassing
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>>67766194
Marathoning Six Feet Under on Amazon Prime. Great show tbqh.
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>>67766194

Ushio to Tora desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WwQHoDTYk

>Gayland
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>Jr A guy played on my team tonight
>he could skate from blue line to blue line faster than me from center to blue line

Open leagues are kind of fucked. There's guys who cant skate playing against guys that get drafted in mine.
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>>67766439

>Being that fat
>Canalards
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>>67766194
porn
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>>67766514
Why are Americans always projecting?
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>>67766569
Benis in vagina :DD
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>>67766642

>Admits he's too fat to skate
>Claims projection

lmao
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>>67766298
Hell yeah senpai. Shit made me tear up. Also watched it with my dad and he teared up too. GOAT show desu
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>>67766677
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>>67763334
they are close but it is just a bunch of AHL vets and goons carrying them no real prospects
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Are the yotes gonna sign stamkos? They have ridiculous cap room
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Why does finnish goalie curse exist

I just now came to terms with the Predators losing, it still doesn't make me happy, but there's things to look forward to right.... like like Fiala... he's a first line forward right ;_;
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>>67766775
As the great Genghis Khan once said himself, "defence is for fags"
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>>67761129
There was a big meeting in 2009 where all the hockey minds came together and changed the whole program. Now they're not only focusing on systems but a lot of individual skill too. Similar to what Sweden did in 2002 I think.
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>>67766775

Next year Saros will win the Vezina.
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>>67767638

So basically you decided to finally develop your players.
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Darren Dreger Verified account
@DarrenDreger

Darren Dreger Retweeted Darren Dutchyshen

Finnish reporters predict close to 3 million would have watched this semi final in Finland.
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>>67767811
Yes.
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>>67767828

>Tfw America's hockey program is finally starting to grow

Feels pretty good to finally be producing some prospects other than goalies desu. It's slowly growing here and in another 10-15 years I think America is gonna be a lot more competitive on the global stage.
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>>67767823
Even women watch hockey these days.
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>>67767705
that's not Korpisalo
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New IIHF
>>67768039
>>67768039
>>67768039
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Chris Johnston @reporterchris 16 seconds ago
Trevor Daley is done for the season with a broken ankle. Tough loss for #pens.
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>>67771169
They're fucked
Also:

Seth Rorabaugh Verified account
@emptynetters

Sullivan announces Fleury will start before fielding any questions.
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>/hoc/ was on page 7 when I woke up
I was almost hoping it would 404 as an example to /hoc/ of how shit it is
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>>67771815
>pleb thinks a lot of posts makes a thread good

Hey faggots turn on nhl network they're replaying the ahl game from last night
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>>67771815
>meanwhile /iihf/ is exploding
Stan Lee cup playoffs confirmed irrelevant
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Reminder that we literally care so little about meme tournaments that neither the semis nor the medal games were televised. Stay cucked Euroniggers and Canautists
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>>67772229
>Russian team of nhl vets beats a bunch of teenagers + nick foligno
>Europe explodes

How boring
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>>67772338
>>67772351
It's okay guys don't be so sad. At least you have our players to win cups for you.
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>>67772409
I'm watching the ahl game now because it's less shit than the iihf. Stop trying to make this an /int/ thread it's too predictable
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>>67772445
>mad about iihf
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>>67772338
>>67772445
>being this butt devastated
lel
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>Fleury is starting tonight

I just have a feeling that he is going to stop everything
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>>67772477
Good more shit posting you can't even communicate properlyou . I'm so jealous of Canada on the world stage and in sports it is obviously far superior to America. You know America right? It's the name of 2 continents but it only refers to one country
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>>67772585
pensfag here, you guys just won the series. he has been shit against tampa his whole career, every goalie has team that has his number, just unfortunate it has to be tampa for them

losing daley is the real problem however. our d depth was razor thin, now it's over.
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>>67772807
Mario lemieux here. Shut the fuck up nerd nobody cares
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Pens fan here. Losing daley is guaranteed series win for the pens
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>>67772966
tampa fan detected
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>>67772807
Yeah might as well ignore maatta and pouliot that aren't even playing now because you're a stupid fuck that doesn't know anything about the team
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>>67773298
Pouliot is shit tho
Määttä hasn't exactly been good these playoffs anyways
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>>67773298
kill yourself faggot maatta has been mediocre to bad all playoffs

pouliot can't do what daley did, be the workhorse guy. this also means schultz will have more ice time and he's easily the worse dman of the series
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We did it for her, lads

LGB
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>>67773753
>pens have no depth
Look at all this depth
>t-they're shut

Daley started as a bottom pair dman and had been shit all year. I know you've only been watching for the playoffs but Schultz plays the same style as Daley and has gotten no ice time to even get comfortable. Pouliot has plenty of talent but Johnston fucking hated him so he never got any time either. Sullivan knows pouliot very well and can use him as neede .

You are so fucking stupid you said the penguins are going to lose a series that is tied because of Trevor fucking Daley that is the dumbest thing I've ever read
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>Fleury starting tonight
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>>67774045
> Schultz plays the same style as Daley and has gotten no ice time to even get comfortable.

he's shit, he almost cost them game 3 single-handily. daley started slow but had a good 2nd half the season

they're going to lose this series because they don't have daley yes, he is a serviceable top 4 defenseman.

what the pens don't have is d depth. they have guys they can call up but that is not depth, every team has that, and it's certainly not quality. they have bad plugs

flower starting is 50-50, he'll have to be near pefect and malkin still needs to wake up. but this will come down to the pens blue liner having to be in the right spaces and make no mistakes which will happen.
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>>67774163
All I have left to say is you are a retard. Keep being a negative little faggot that only watches the playoffs. Don't worry football starts soon you can watch that
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>>67774262
> "i have nothing to say and counter you with, i think schultz is a good defenseman, so i'll just say gb2nfl"
WEW
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>>67774163
He said Schultz hasnt had enough ice time to show if he's any in that system and your counter to that was Daley got better with more playing time. You are dumb.
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>>67774262
>get destroyed by evidence
>u-u-ur just retarded
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>>67774330
so you're an idiot from /tv/ how annoying. you're right man everything is always shit don't be optimistic about anything, you're going to die eventually might as well kill yourself now.
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>>67774349
Show me the evidence in his post. All he gave were opinions and arbitrary percentages
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>>67774339
schultz has all season to show it and it's not about ice team, he is shit. he does not deserve big minutes

he's a bottom 2 pairing and belongs there with lovejoy
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>>67774397
fuck off, i'm not from /tv/ at all, they're the worst meme board. but keep judging posts off reaction images and not your own eyes watching hockey all year

if you think schultz isn't shit then how come sullivan hasn't had him in the top 4 after they acquired him? they know he's shit, i can't believe we gave up a 3rd for him, but that's the price you pay at the deadline

daley is 2nd in minutes after letang. the x-factor is maatta, if he can recapture his rookie year magic then they obviously have a chance, but he has had an awful season this year so nobody is going to hold their breath. but pouliout just isn't ready yet and can't do what daley does
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>>67774453
By all season you mean the 18 games where he averaged 14 minutes? The pens use a puck moving dman on each pairing and Dumo letang and Daley were the guys that won that competition. Pouliot and Schultz were not far behind and ended up staying out of the lineup because team chemistry had been great.

Schultz brings a right handed shot the offense badly needs as well
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Ate penguin fans in full panic mode since Fleury is starting ?
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>>67774615
>meme
>x-factor
>magic
did you even want to be taken seriously?

Answered the Schultz question in the post under yours. You parrot a lot of shifty articles when you say pouliot isn't ready yet don't you? You base that off the very few games he's actually been in the lineup where the team was injury depleted. Would you have said rust and kuhnhackl sprong sheary and Murray were ready until they actually got playing time and showed they were good?
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>thinking schultz is an NHL quality defender
>thinking schultz has puck moving ability
>thinking schultz brings offense
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>>67774913

Sup Oilerbro
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>>67774630

lrn2scroll

>>67774156
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>>67774630
No. Pens will win with either Fleury or Murray in goal.
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>>67776550
Good luck with that.
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>>67776599
We don't need luck.
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>>67776550

Fleury chokes in big playoff games.
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Why does the Memorial Cup website manage to display the game times in the user specific time zone but the fucking nhl still can't do it?
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>>67776644
>We
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>>67776655
Not really. His postseason stats are above average and he's won a Cup.
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>>67776599
>>67776644
>>67776655
spectated
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>>67776655
Yeah I haven't watched a game in 2 years either. And I didn't watch him win a Stanley Cup either. I pretty much live in a very specific era of the past
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>>67776739

2009 was 7 years ago
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>>67777337
You should look at his playoff stats for the past 2 years then
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>>67777426

And they're shit in important games (game 5's and elimination games).
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>>67777426
~2.3GAA and .92SV%
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R A R E F L A G
also
>shorks
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The thing is that Fleury is a perfectly fine postseason goaltender, but it'll take the defense to cement a solid victory for the team as a whole.

He isnt a fucking wall, but he's plenty capable. I honestly think he'll keep it together unless there's some total freak bedshitting tonight.
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post busts
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>>67780409
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I have nothing to live for
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Don't worry mongold :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
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>>67780516
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Finnish goaler looks literally inconsolable, worse than lundshit.

ALL OVER A MEME TOURNEY GET FUCKED MONGOLS EAT SHIT LELELELELELELELELELEL
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>>67780409
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Jsut put me to sleep fäm
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Finland never allowed to post in /hoc/ again :DDD
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PUTIN
U
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I
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POOTIN
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THANK YOU LOSELAND

THANK YOU McGOAT
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>>67780925
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>>67780995
he couldnt even smile receiving the MVP. He's dead inside.
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>>67781035
Yes, he's finnish.
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PULJU
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>be finnish
>lose
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Finland would have won if they had this hunk of a boy in the team.
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what is their contribution to sport?
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>>67781263
how do you even get nose herpes
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Finkand smells
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>binland
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You were supposed to beat the Canacucks Binland
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>>67781291
Obviously not as big as your country's contribution to Europe's islamization.
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I didn't watch Russia- usa as I was drinking vodka with bears in a snow banks. Who won? What's the final score?
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>>67781398

with finns the ice is thin
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>>67781444
7-2 USA
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You can't make this shit up
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>>67781444
Russia won, 7-2.

Don't believe this memer --> >>67781502
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>>67781292
>>
Hey mongols! Um ... did you know? This song is now fifteen years old LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
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>>67781503
i thought it was pretty neat
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>>67781892
It was
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Well nice job finalnd but now you know its our our game
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If you're not ranked In the top 1000 in NHL 16 you don't know shit about hockey
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>>67781980
Putin is cute! CUTE!
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>>67782021
>7-2
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>Finland
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GOT THE GOLD MEDALS GOING
>BACK TO BACK
WE GOING
>BACK TO BACK
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>>67782021
>tfw no console
>tfw stuck with NHL 09 and Madden 08/Mobile
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:3
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>>67782221
qt <3
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>finland unironically thought they would win
>finland unironically thought they wouldn't choke
>finland unironically thought they were a hockey superpower
>finland unironically took skoda cup seriously
>finland unironically thought their busts are legit """"""""""""""""""""""talent""""""""""""""""""""""
>finland unironically thought meme youth cups are legit
>finland unironically will suicide tonight
>finnish delusion unironically took a turn for the worse. which i expected since they're very lonley finns after losing a tournamnet they unironically care about which means crippling depression and questionable amount of alcohol consumed to generate happy thoughts which they then unironically try to delude themselves are real but they're not then they contemplate suicide but the fact that we are here chatting with Finland is the only thing (and their moms) from keeping them from committing mass sudoko and also they're hungry so they run to their local kkk-stores to buy energy drinks and beer sauseges and then they come back to shitpost some more.
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Semen slurping sport
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>>67782442
why are canadians so ugly
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literally their golden generation getting cucked in the final like their other golden generation

something tells me finland can only produce silver generations
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I couldn't care less about this shitty tournament, I'm just glad Finland didn't win or they'd be shitposting about it for like 5 years.
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So Cam Talbot proved his elite status once again today. That means Edmonton now definitely has a legit top-tier goalie. Can we all agree that this franchise is one good stay-at-home defenseman away from being a Stan Lee Cup contender?
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>any other goaltending and dallas would've won da cup easily
>cucked nashville with shit goaltending
>calgary in the gutter with shit goaltending
>boston from cup winners to absolute shit with trash goaltending
>riled up /hoc/ with delusional ramblings

seriously why is finland even allowed to play hockey
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Kill me
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>>67782628
He wasn't even truly tested
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>>67782628
performances in finals vs Finland should never count towards someone, only against.

Finland are notorious chokers and if Sweden played them with our shitty team we would have won easily.
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So why do normies hate the idea of the Hockey World Cup so much? If they can even attract half of the plays of those preliminary rosters, it's already much higher level of play than this meme tournament.

Much better parity too, 8 teams instead of 16 (half of which are shit at hockey). Team Europe could be a pretty solid club, and Team NA could be a surprise.

Add to that the tangible incentives of winning the tourney and the best of 3 series in the Final, I think it could be some fun hockey.
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>>67782703
A Canadian goaler has never been truly tested in international competition. The closest was Luongo in 2010 and even then Canada won despite him, not because of him.
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>>67782761
i hate it because it should be the olympics instead
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>>67781035
He knew as well that he shouldn't have gotten it.
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https://streamable.com/rk25

based putin
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>>67782761
all the shekels goes to buttman and plastic joke teams (team yurop and NA)
That's disgusting
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>>67782810
This. What will be thepoint of Triple Gold Club if olympics become a meme tourney like the Skoda Cup?
>>67782843
Agree about Buttman, but teams Europe and NA are actually a fun idea
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>>67782810
Olympics are only every 4 years though. I also don't buy the argument that it's intended to replace the Olympics. I see it more as NHL jewery trying to profit on the international nature of the sport, and I don't see anything wrong with that if they put effort into it.

Did MLB ever try this? They could field multiple regional teams and host a tournament, only problem is their offseason is stupid short.
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;_____;
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>>67782843
>plastic joke teams (team yurop and NA)
Every team in IIHF and Olympics that's not Sweden, Canada, Russia, Finland, USA and Czech (though they're getting there) are already joke teams.
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>>67783026
But not plastic
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>>67782925
>tfw have to explain to grandchildren that olympics back in my day meant something
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>>67782761
It is stripped of what it intends to be, an international hockey competition. Bettman is tired of LOL CANADA WINS so he wants to water down the team and help other countries compete.
Its fucking pathetic
>>
Also i bet this shit will always be held in NA for maximum jewery
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>>67783099
>muh buttman conspiracy
Canada is still ridiculously stacked and heavy favorites. USA is also watered down with Team NA, and Team Yurop just takes all those shitty irrelevant teams in Europe and consolidates it into one that can make some noise.
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Atleast we still have Pulju
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>>67782761
Buttman is trying to stop the meme that is
>Aisian hockey other than Finland
from happening in the 2018 olympics
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>>67783071
Funny you say that, Mr. Millennial.

https://youtu.be/Kp-j6GJJgJ8?t=4m10s
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>>67783198
Enjoy his glass wrists
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>>67782710
They played alright during the entire tournament. Even in the final they were alright. I only noticed that they are too fucking slow. Although it's either because their stratagy demends it or no much practice. On the other hand, I agree they reached final because Sweden, usa and others didn't care to show their best teams.
>>
dirty fat american
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>>67783224
>dayum keeeedz get off mah lawn
Nobody on 4chan is old enough to remember ancient times like this, grandpa.
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>>67783287
There is a discussion going on as to why nhl players are rejecting non-home skoda cup tournaments

they want essentially stacked teams like russia, but players seem to not take it seriously
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>>67783175
Of course canada will likely still, but stripping the team robs the entire competition of legitimacy.
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>>67783287
I am convinced that having back-to-backs is a terrible idea, especially for the finals. Didn't watch Bronze game, but Binland looked absolutely gassed, and this has happened in prior years.
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Please post puljus
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>>67783311
I'm 24. The point I was trying to get at was there was serious pushback before 98 about letting NHLers in the Olympics, as well as for other sports.

I was just pointing out the irony of Sven saying how the "olympics back in my day meant something."
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>>67783389
olympics have always meant something in europe
>>67783355
no posts for losers
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>>67782976
>Olympics are only every 4 years though.
Like most other World Cups.

Up until now the Olympics were e workd cup of hockey. The Bettman Cup is a cash grab. But in a few years the NHL will cut off the Olympic break to strangle the Olympics from top talent and water down and devalue it to push her own tournament to a higher stature. It's a power grab.
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>>67783324
>but stripping the team robs the entire competition of legitimacy
But the IIHF is legitimate? When the best players are all either still playing in the NHL playoffs, gassed and taking off for much deserved rest from their rigorous professional seasons?
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>>67783389
People whose 1st Olympics were the 1998 ones were born between 1990 and 1993, so your "millennial" implication doesn't work either.
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>>67783411
>sverige didn't make top 4
How does it feel to be the inferior nordic hockey country?
>bulju
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>>67783454
>But the IIHF is legitimate?
Of course not. The only true competition is the olympics, but the bettman cup could be legitimate if he wasn't such a money hungry shitter trying to get casuals interested
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>>67783436
>NHL will cut off the Olympic break to strangle the Olympics from top talent and water down and devalue it to push her own tournament to a higher stature. It's a power grab.
Proof? What makes you think the NHLPA will ever go along with that? As I said earlier, it's an effort for the NHL to capitalize on the yearly international stuff. The Europeans definitely benefit from that, but NA sure doesn't.

But even then, the NHL gains from the Olympics.
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>>67783477
What are you talking about Ivan? Are you trying to suggest that people born in 1990 aren't millennials?
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>>67783477
>1998
Good Olimpics desu.
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>>67783712
not really
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>>67783643
I thought people born after 1995 were called millennials. Make up your mind already.
Maybe I'm wrong though, in Russia things are slightly different because our 90s were nothing like your 90s. USSR was a huge mistake.
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Laine getting MVP was a fucking joke
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>>67783888
true, should have been Granlund or Koskinen. Aho was the MVP of this game.
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>>67783918
>le dive man
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>>67784011
Wasn't a dive and you know it, weak call
>weak bait
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>>67783918
Should have been Talbot for saving Canada's life in the previous game 2bh
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>>67783918
Aho was the MVP of yesterday, I think today's best player for Finland was either Laine or Koskinen.
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>>67784011
>he actually thinks aho dived

look at crosby vs finland in sochi, that is a dive
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>>67784079
Laine? What the fuck ruski
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>>67784059
Was it not the mvp of finland team for the tournament? I maybe mistaken, I'm drunk, obviously.
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>>67784088

This

Even Selanne had to call Divesby on his bullshit
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>>67784051
>>67784088
best part is that was a legitimate hook but aho dove so hard it took his team off the powerplay
I always thought finns played the canadian way, but that was some straight up russian dogshit
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>>67784160
It was the MVP award for the entire tournament as a whole
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>>67784182
>even worse bait
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>>67784198
Then its even worse, Laine had atleast 2 bad games
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FINLAND WHAT THE FUCK
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>>67784232
>finnish delusion
He dove my dude, deal with it
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>>67783860
not even him but a millennial can be born as early as 1983 and i doubt russia has any different standard
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>SJ:Jones blanks Blues for a second straight game

this thread is old as shit
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new

>>67784372
>>67784372
>>67784372
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>>67765233
>I've never seen a Marlies game
>[Marlies player] was quite invisible for much of the series against Albany

/hoc/ in a nutshell right here
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>>67765487
His attitude didn't stop him from scoring at a 0.59 ppg pace over 22 games in the NHL. Even in garbage time, that's pretty damn good for a 19 year old... If you can't recognize that then you likely don't understand the typical production of teenagers in the NHL.

Obviously he's still somewhat of a prospect and not a 'sure thing' by any means, but the season he's had so far (in both AHL and NHL) only improved his stock.
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