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Tampa Bay Lightning vs Pittsburgh Penguins
Game thread #1
please watch our sport
>>67728178
Is he in a prison hospital?
>Tampa Gay
>>67728186
He got bopitis
>>67728178
>our sport
>not minty edition
come on op
>>67728214
The average Minnesotan NHL player averaged a PPG of. 465
Find me a province with higher statistics.
Hopefully the goddamn defense shows up
I hope TyJo is okay
>>67728240
do it yourself, pedophile, I dont have anything to prove
Is this the real thread?
HOW TO WATCH 10/10 STREAMS
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kinda want lighting to win
>>67728178
oh no he didn't get raped to death, did he?
>>67728261
Stay inferior.
One of these teams will win.
That I can guarantee.
>>67728293
It's has to be I got a sandwich.
>>67728325
>state of hockey
>no cups
who /bill/ here?
>Hagelin
>rags
Phil Kessel out with flu-like symptoms after eating a dozen of donuts he found on the floor
>this cbc intro
TOP KEK
>>67728330
bacon and egg will always be best pirmanti's sammie
IM JUST A SEXY BOY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who /caps/ here?
>president's trophy
>we are winning the cup for sure
>PONGS BTFO AMIRITE?
this is the best video package I've ever seen
>>67728345
Why is calling him Bill funny? I don't get it.
Watching Vasy's frustration of carrying his team in game 3 and how they failed him is infuriating
lmao
This just be how Caps fans feel. The last few years of being a Tampa fan have just been getting cucked thanks to Bishop.
did he just say Johnson took a puck to the face at warmup?
What the fuck? Damn manlets
>>67728398
hahahahahahahahahaha no way really?
>manlets
>>67728392
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>67728390
That's his name
>>67728330
nice primanti's bro
I hope Tyler Johnson got Prongered tbqh. Anyone else?
>>67728411
No his name is The Phil
I hope HBK superkicks Hrudey later
>Johnson's not dead
good
>>67728448
No it's not
>tfw your team chokes
i cant
DEY CALL ME MISTAH BOOMBATSIC
Does anyone watch this autist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRX910Rk68
>>67728463
Yes it is, it's Phil "The Phil" Kessel, Bill isn't in his name at all idiot
>>67728411
>fat
>ugly
>1 testicle
>balding
is he the most disgusting hokkei player alive?
>Face off supposed to be at 1:00am
> 01:09 am and adverts still on
Wish hockey would start on time
>>67728497
>laffs
>>67728497
I legit knew it would be Dangle the second I read autist
>>67728512
>1am
It's 8:10
>>67728507
You forgot
>1d
>>67728507
Atleast he aint chokin
>>67728500
Is this some kind of r*ddit bait?
>>67728507
No, he's still white
>>67728524
Don't be silly
>>67728524
it's 5 fåm
>>67728553
>>67728554
There's a reason they call it Eastern STANDARD Time
Whatcha drinking lads?
>>67728578
diet rootbeer
Is the singing of the national anthems the worst part of the nhl? Minus the refs and uncle Gary, of course.
>>67728553
trip fag ples go
>>67728563
but we're on Eastern Daylight Time right now dude
>>67728578
>tfw dui last week
>>67728542
Why does it matter where it is from, saying Bill makes no sense and lots of people say The Phil
>>67728589
>anthems
there's only one anthem m8
Should we call her "Bill" as well?
It makes just as much sense.
>>67728578
Vodka but I have some of those I might crack one open
>>67728563
>BST
>BeST
BST is best desu
Johnson is so tiny kek
>'Home of the brave'
Is this because trannies are brave cause they go in the opposite bathroom of their actual gender?
>>67728589
>anthems
Look at the leaf and laugh
Tyler Johnson on the right
Johnson isn't even on the bench. Is Tampa the most cucked team this playoffs?
>27 seconds
kek
WHY THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
H E D M A N
E
D
M
A
N
BASED GIANT
That was quick
>The city of Pittsburgh
>>67728640
>penguins
Hahahahahhaha
SCAAAARRRRR
u srs rite now
>canadian goaltending
lmao lol
Dat redirect. I aint even mad
>niggas talking shit about GMT
Is Gary Streaman ded?
2 7 S E C O N D S
7
>Johnson with a cage
This is why manlets don't play hockey
way to start Bolts
Murray will be pulled tonight
why does Murray have a Scotland flag on his helmet
>pongs
No one like you.
>SHITSBURG
>H
>I
>T
>S
>B
>U
>R
>G
Please take advantage of this PP.
>give up goal
>goon
I just got off of work.
Fuck the pongs.
>>67728685
Because hes drunk
>>67728685
Cause he has scottish ancestry
If Johnson wasn't such a manlet it would've hit him in the chest
>Cage
Get him the fuck out of here
>Lightning PP
>murr27ay
that fucking drop tho
>>67728578
are you Stan the Man?
>dat weak-ass 3-1
Is Primanti Bros really that good, Pittsbros?
Fugg so close
MURRAY WHAT A SAVE
>>67728623
I call her Friday nights :^)
>>67728726
yah ƒam
>50 inch tv broken so I had to hook a smaller one up
>NBCSN in HD not working so I have to watch the normal def
Fuck you panasonic, fuck you comcast.
I give props to Murray for being patient and not diving all over the ice to get the puck. If he did that would have been a goal.
>making a save on a former ranger
not that impressive desu
>>67728578
Surge
Might grab a Woodchuck
>>67728726
Non meme answer: it's ok, not amazing but not terrible. If you like vinegar-based cole slaw and french fries then you'll like it.
>>67728178
>career ending shitposting
>>67728752
Every former rag on both these teams is better than they ever were for New York ;_;
>>67728578
This
>>67728764
I like how the pongs and Steelers have a similar color scheme
>>67728726
good drinking food
>>67728752
>Callahan scored on Murray
>Callahan is a former Rangers
so what does that make Murray?
Murray for MVP
>>67728780
are you memeing? All the Pittsburgh teams are black and gold/yellow
Is this high school hockey?
kek
Why does he wear the cage? It makes him look even more like a junior player?
>muhh cage
100 times worse than "the sun was in my eyes"
>>67728797
Not at all
I like the similar color scheme
It sucks that Tampa doesn't do the same
>>67728780
are you also interested in shiny things?
>>67728807
he got hit in the face during warmups or whatever
if he wasn't 5'9 it probably wouldn't have even hit his head
>>67728807
Hit in the mouth by a puck in pregame
Look at it, it's fucked up
>>67728578
Bombay and Tonic.
>>67728807
Like your mom, his lips are wrecked. Hers are different lips tho
>>67728713
There are only a couple dozen people on /tv/ that watches The Americans, nobody will understand our memes.
>>67728815
The only acceptable helmet options are half shield visor or nothing.
Ear guards are for pussies
>>67728805
>TyJo checking if Hedman's skates are tied
>>67728828
If by "shiny things" you mean your mother, yes
>>67728807
He's a small guy
>>67728786
bust
What happened to Tyler Johnson, why does he have a fat lip?
>>67728822
>hockey green and red
>football purple and gold
>baseball red and blue
>basketball gray and blue
>>67728849
good one my dude
>>67728870
Puck off the crossbar bounced into his face in warmup.
>paying a gazillion dollary-doos for a goaile who doesn't play
How long will they let this go on?
>>67728822
checked. Yeah Pittsburgh is kinda cool like that, color consistency and all. Off the top of my head I can't think of any other city who does the same.
>>67728833
"Cold Sore"
>>67728848
What's wrong with ear guards?
>>67728876
>the city of minnieshita
The Phil is buzzing, he's going to score two goals at least
>>67728876
>the state of color coordination
>>67728848
Clear visor only. Colored or tinted visors are literally only worn by players as tough as wet toilet paper
>>67728885
He's done a lot for us, and no one will take his contract.
>>67728888
Seattle has all blue and green.
>>67728891
they're for pussies
l2read
>>67728885
He would be doing much better than murray has done in this series. Too bad circumstances have basically kept him out of the playoffs
>2016
>6ManyMen
>pong flopping
>too many men
anyone else stream lagging??
TOO MUCH MAN
too much man
>>67728916
>2 sport cities
>Late hit by bolts not called
>manlet can't see puck because cage
>run's into player
>injures him
>draws a penalty because of confusion
Was this his plan all along?
>Too many men
>Pongs channeling the Bucs
pongs getting refpuck'd
>>67728960
if he cant see the puck through a cage he must be blind too
>Lightning PP
Need to quit trying to go low on Murray. Everyone already knows his weakness is Glove-side high.
>>67728989
next goal will be five hole, just wait
>>67728178
What the fuck is this picture from
>>67728950
RIPieces lex's bunghole
>>67729003
What is five hole?
>>67728989
I thought they already had that figured out but then they lost game three.
>>67729014
a camera
>>67729019
>fair weather fans
Picking up a Publix Italian sub at the intermission, what should I get on it? Pls respond
You can see how important Bishop is for Tampa's breakout. They're really suffering without him.
>>67729033
Spinach and jalapenos
>>67729033
Methhead semen
>>67729033
cum
>>67729028
>falling for that bait
How could a human who watches hockey not know that?
>>67729028
Thanks senpai.
>>67729033
oil and vinegar on the bread
Provolone
Lettuce
Salt and pepper
Banana peppers if you're feeling frisky
>>67728989
>everybody knows
They have been saying that for weeks. Didnt help the capitals, did it?
>>67729033
anjovis
>>67729033
Get some cashew butter, activated almonds, maybe alil chocolate chip sprinkled on there on sunflower seed bun
When Lex gets out of prison, does he come back to /sp/ to shitpost with actual streetcred?
>>67729046
Tampa Bay is playing m8
Florida hockey teams only have fans when they win
>>67728989
I think the penguins are just doing a good job of preventing any passes in front of the net
Murray isn't having to move too much when it's close
>>67729050
Add tomatos and muenster instead of provelone.
Yes on banana peppers
>>67729033
Lettuce, tomato, banana peps, red onions, hot spread, vinagrette if you want.
>>67729059
Damn Southern hockey "fans"
>>67729058
No
He will come back with a hole torn like tissue paper
>>67729064
>Tomatos
>>67729077
Tomatos are the most underrated topping on everything
Tomatos on za >>>>>>>
>>67729071
You mean "Damn Northern hockey fans who retire to florida then root for their home teams except when tampa is winning then they root for tampa"
>>67729077
>notomatoes on an italian
This is an 18+ website
V A S Y
A
S
Y
>>67729028
There's a 6th hole, but it's seldom discussed.
God I miss Cally
God bless Vasi
>>67729059
I admit as a Tampa fan and as >>67729019 that I only really watch hockey in our area around playsoff time because girls do.
>>67729094
Behind the knee maybe?
that vasy save was highlight reel
>>67729094
Its behind the knee
Tranpa has really shit ice 2bh, that spot to the left of Murray
>>67729095
How is St. Louis doing?
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>67729108
standard save for a finnish goaltender
Murray gives up another rebound right up the middle but TB can't free themselves for second shots
>>67729103
>Wanting pucksluts without knowing shit about what moistens their loins
Has there been any updates on Lex since the internet is a very bad place? Assuming he's in jail now, but has he written us?
>>67729059
That isn't true for the lightning m8
Fan base has been steady since about a year before we won the cup
It's probably because there's a lot of canadians and yankees, because when those teams play suddenly a large chunk of the crowd is foreign
>>67729131
Apparently he shitposted on a smuggled phone but no archive
SCAAAAARRRRRR
>>67729103
Nigger, I watch every Bolts game
You faggot
SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67729131
he swore off 4chan entirely
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>pongs
T W O
W
O
What a play
ScaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRE
>>67729095
You guys got so fucking ripped
We got roughly the same guy but 10 years younger and extra dudes
Why the fuck would you make that trade
>it was 0-0
Fleury time
SHOESTUR
>>67729156
cause
>rags
>>67729156
They were all in for the cup.
>>67729156
I don't know, though honestly losing Stralman did more damage than losing Cally
>>67729160
I wish. That was a complete defensive breakdown by the skaters though.
>it was warmup
>>67729174
And?
St Louis was hardly better at the time
>>67729187
He was a better producer. They need a more elite playmaker than Cally. Marty was coming off an Art Ross season.
>he does a lot of things with that stick up in northern sweden
Kek
"we're the better team!"
>pongs
I don't watch a lot of Penguins games and I know Malkin is good, but I never see him like most no 1 centers who make everyone around themselves more useful.
Can someone post lightning/penguins sloots please. I just got stood up for a date.
JT "Almost Brown" strikes again. Look out Murray's chest.
>>67728606
Kill yourself
>>67729210
>choosing a date over playoff hockey
>>67729207
Yeah thats always been the problem. You have to find people that can play with malkin. They havent done that since jokkinnen and neal
>>67729205
They are winning in the series so....
>>67729210
Maybe your date is watching hockey
take the 2-0 lead into the break and feel good about yourself
>>67729229
>Not doing both
>>67729229
Normally id reply with
>not getting pussy
But now im not either, and watching the game instead
>americages
c'mon pongs
>>67729207
He used to be a much more selfish player who would make things happen on his own. The last year or so he's been looking way more passive. He dumps and passes the puck off way more than he shoots.
>>67729238
Not any more.
Tfw my birthday is powering Tampa to victory.
>>67729264
happy birthday anon
>>67729241
Nah she doesn't like hockey
>>67729264
Happy birthday
>>67729248
>can'tplayoffada
>>67729264
>buy PubSub last friday before game
>Bolts win
>buy PubSub tonight
>Bolts doing well
Is meme magic real?
>>67729229
Went on a date once
She turned on the game for me when I told her i was missing the game to be with her
13 years later were still together and no, she isn't my mom. Mom wouldn't change her stories off for me.
>>67729264
You're one year closer to dying
Bet you feel old
One year less to accomplish those dreams buddy
>>67729264
Hapoy birthday anon, i hope a 9/10 grill gives you a blowjob
>murray
>#1 goalie prospect
>3 cuntcushions already in his 1st pro year
>>67729286
I feel old as shit already. But I've accomplished most of my dreams :~)
>killing your own goaltender
pongs why
>dumbolin
What the hell kind of name is Koekkoet? Kinda Finn like but no.
>Shitsburgh in charge of not killing thier goalie
Wew lad
>murr2y
>>67729257
I'm sorry, but did the Penguins already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the first intermission. Does not having the lead at the first intermission count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topicpost when the game is still on? The Penguins are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Metro division for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Atlantic who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a critical home playoff game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Penguins are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they went 43-27-12 last year and would of won the Stanley Cup if the goalie didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Penguins wins and someone bumps this post. Oh look at that, Murray just made a stop, just like he did against the Caps. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Penguins posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
head butts own goalie
sorry coach
>>67729322
Nice dubs
Tfw fluery comes in and gets a 2 period shutout powering the pens to a 3-2 victory.
>>67729312
Koekkoek*
kek
>>67729312
sounds like something from Ren & Stimpy
>Pens are confused
>It hit itself in its own confusion
>>67729368
Shit makes me mad
>tfw grapes is full tilt
>>67729400
Let's go Phils
>>67728578
>Miller High Life
Good working class beer m8.
Sere seren... Sere what?
Serendipity, Don.
Lmao
>full long weekend of cherry
SIGN ME UP
>>67729436
Love it honestly, the fuckin' champagne of beers
>>67729435
Hee hee
Wrong thread
>>67729457
I'm having my gametime snack now gentlemen
Added peanuts in the shell tonight after I fed the squirrel outback
>>67728844
but everyone understands the High Life
"can I have a beer?"
>>67729491
Why do you keep adding more nuts?
>>67729491
>>>/forest/
>>67729491
Fitfag
Just took this pic in the gender neutral bathroom at Amalie arena.
natty btw
>>67729458
That is a really bad 3d render of a Kessel jersy with a frog's head. Is it supposed to be funny?
What reason do you have for not wearing your colors at a local sports bar tonight, anon?
>>67729312
Perhaps Frog?
>tfw I'm coo coo for Keokkeok Puffs
Come on Pens you can do this
Keep the pressure up Tampa.
>>67729533
My god you're right, I have dishoroner muh famry
>>67729458
i wish i could remember the website to do these
>>67729573
Photoshop dot com
What's with the tranny sitting behind the bolts coach?
>>67729586
>FL
>>67729491
>Added peanuts in the shell tonight after I fed the squirrel outback
Feeding the squirrels in my condominium complex is something I aspire to. I'm mulling over the proper snacks that won't leave too much unsightly waste.
>>67729586
Trannys don't make enough to sit that close
Ugly woman
>>67729586
your dad got a good deal on tickets
>>67729586
you mean Mrs Cooper?
So is this a case of thr Pens defense sucking or Tampa offense being good?
>pongs flopping again
Thanks for the power play, Tampfam.
BILL PP GOAL
CHECK DIGITS
I like that Stamkos' gf's shoes match the Lightning colors.
>>67729603
I thought Tampa's main asset was their strong defensive play.
Not giving the enemy openings to score preserves your morale, which makes it easier for you to get fired up for a good offensive play.
>>67729596
Get corn on the cob, cover it in peanut butter then sticks various types of nuts to it. Then hang it from a bungee cord so they jump onto it and bounce around.
damn I thought that thunder sound was amalie arena using sound effects its legit thunder in tampa.
>inb4 the power goes out
>>67729533
Official Nathan for You Girls
1. The actress
2. The salsa dance date
3. Asian driver
4. The thick owner in the steal one item of clothing episode
5. Redhead in the fake movie episode
>>67729611
>Sliding to the ice after a solid hit from behind and above
>flopping
>>67729540
too many cops
This game
>>67729630
Our strength is in transitioning
Turning defense into offense very quickly
Even our goalie gets assists
>>67729643
wasn't even a hit. he fell. joke call
>>67729657
Fair enough, senpai. Good luck, even though I'm rooting against you.
Bill was pissT
>>67729657
I consider that defensive play, admittedly, but I get your point.
>Bill double takes at the Malektronic Spaceman
>>67729657
>our
Kys roleplayer
bill mad as fuck
>bill a candidate for anything other than an eating contest championship
He's come a long way desu
>we lightning irl now
Uncle Gary phoning in more help for the Pens.
is this live??? I'm planning on driving down from gainesville to tampa tonight but i don't want to die on i75 southbound
>>67729704
>Help
>ahead 2-1 in the series
You don't phone in help until elimination time baka.
>>67729704
How nice of Gary Bettman to call the lightning and tell them to commit penalties for us.
If the Lightning don't win this game I'll eat my entire TV.
>announcers acting like the boarding and now the hold were exceptional
>>67729701
>tfw that system around noon knocked the power out at work for about 90 minutes
Is it a sign?
Refs 2 Penguins 0 tranpa 0
>>67729695
Bill wit da bill da bang da buggie said up wit da buggie
>>67728214
Remind me again a single league even close to the size of the NHL
Sucks that teams are so good now in the final four that if a team has a 2 goal lead it's pretty much over. Really boring
So how long do you have to hold someone for it to be holding?
Because I swear I see holding called once for every twenty times it happens.
>>67729701
Anyone else see a frog jumping while farting out a noxious gas cloud?
>>67729715
>us
>>67729701
Thank god i'm not working tonight
>Tfw being an EMT in Tampa when it rains
Fucking old people and northerners can't drive
And those god damn mexicans all named jose who just happen to have the same social security number
>Hedman just bullying that pussy
Kek
>>67728902
They may be choke artists but it's tradition for the bolts to lose in the finals
>captcha is all sammies
Who unemployed here?
I really liked that pp for QB malkin he did a good job
>>67729735
>What is Game 2 of this series?
But yeah Hockey's a three goal game so a two goal lead is kind of stronk.
>>67729758
>1-1 in SCF
How is that tradition?
>>67729761
I feed squirrels
>>67729745
I see frogs in everything now
Remember when the Pens had a scary power play?
Neither do I.
>>67729752
>old people and northerners
>not just lumping those pieces of shit together
>out of staters don't know that it's a good idea to reduce speed and use your headlights when it's raining
>>67729766
Yeah, the Lightning have a stronk lead.
>>67729751
>implying the penguins relatively large fanbase isnt what drives the bettman to rig
We are the 6th man, vicariously through gary bettman
>>67729772
Tranpa fans started watching hockey last year uncle gary even gifted them a cup and they still had no fans
>Bill "The Thrill" will be eliminated in the ECF
>leastern will have nothing to shitpost about for months
>>67729745
i see phantom of the opera just got headshotted
>>67729777
Chipmunks are better
>>67728627
>Having to add a letter to try and make your time relevant
Yeah not, ours is dominant by default
>>67729600
Holy shit rekt
>>67729784
>Oh no clouds
>Better turn my hazard lights on
I wish they would all die.
Thank you based hockey for the distraction
>>67729791
He doesn't have a Frog accent though
>>67729782
The beginning of last season?
>>67729784
I almost got hit by some retard going the wrong way in clearwater
Island way estates is full of rich people and death
HAHA EVEN HEALY IS ON THE TRUMP TRAIN
>>67729600
extremely underrated post
Tell me why I should watch this piece of shit homo sport
>>67729815
The roundabout on Clearwater beach is the worst. It's so simple but people cannot understand it. Also FUCK this Chevy commercial
Pens need some puck luck here.
>>67729833
/hoc/ has the best memes
>>67729835
I hate that thing. It's always a nightmare.
>>67729784
Can Americans not drive in the rain?
Or just Flordia thunder rain?
>>67729833
It's FUN to WATCH
>>67729797
We had a few chipmunks but the swole squirrel gang all pumped up from nut meat chased them off
Maybe I'll post a gametime snack for the squirrels sometime, they all chatter in the trees and wait for snack now,
How do I harness this squirrel power?
>>67729833
It's predominately anglo-saxonish.
>>67729835
>commute though a roundabout with a yield
>fucking retards treat it like a stop sign
I HATE driving in florida, and it gets worse the more south you go
>>67729833
Your wifes son likes it
>FLDoT commercial
Every
fucking
time
>>67729860
>it gets worse the more south you go
Absolute fact.
>>67729858
buy a sled and a bunch of little harnesses, strap the squirrels into the harnesses, and have them pull you around to your various destinations.
>>67729851
Old people cant drive in any weather
>>67729642
Fake movie redhead should be one or two. Honorable shout to best buy girl
Uh oh. Daley is dead.
>>67729851
A lot of Americans can't, because they're idiots, but Florida is just that bad.
>>67729858
be like Ace Ventura and have squirrels on your shoulders arms and head while you walk around
>>67729875
true desu
HEEM SLEEPY
Replay when?
>>67729879
>Americans can't drive in rain
That's like saying niggas can't steal bike or Brits don't have a lot of experience with parking.
DED
>>67729851
I went to San Diego a few years and I stayed at a hotel off the freeway
All goddamn day it rained and sirens from ambulances
>pongs flopping again
>brown people trying to skate
CONCUSSIONS GIVEN DALEY
>>67729874
Maybe I could put little hockeysweaters on them And Make Them Fight Over ONE nut at a time
>>67729761
For the last sixteen months
I'm about to turn 24
Also fuck the refs for not stopping play
>>67729888
checked
>>67729888
Usually if it doesnt rain regularly in an area those people cant drive in the rain. Like SoCal, if it even drizzled there was like 20 wrecks because idiots flip shit because "omg rain".
That was a dirty fucking hit by Callahan throw that dirty nigger out.
jeez stop gooning Callahan. It makes you really hard to keep defending
PPG plz
>>67729897
There's a lot of America, and if you've never seen a Texan try to drive in the PNW, then you haven't lived.
>Lightning PP
Why is flurey such a cuck
>>67729761
Reporting
Playoff mode callahan is fucking amazing the guy just hits everyone
>>67729860
Exactly. It does get worse further south. I lived in a Fort Myers for a few years. I swear it's like none of those people have ever driven a car before.
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>>67729937
Go back to polygon ben
>Tang starting shit because they're getting their asses kicked
Oh come on I thought you wanted to win
Did Tampa just turn a powerplay into a 4v4 by being stupid?
>pongs finally pong out
Yep.
Can we get a webm of that Stralman and Hornqvist hug?
>>67729957
No. It'll either be 4 on 3, or 4 on 4 with offsetters in the box.
>>67729957
2 minutes 4v4 2 minutes 5v4
Why are NHL refs so bad?
>ITS A MEME GAME SPISODE
That was a pretty weak call on Cullen 2bh
>>67729957
Nope. Letang went full retard and now it's a 5 on 3.
goal incoming
Its time for the pens to give up on this game and turn this puppy into an NHL embarrassing shitshow
lmao Boyle is great
Wheres those ref puck guys? How about Uncle Gary guy?
HOLY FUCK I WAS BICYCLING TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND RAN INTO GIANT FUCKING TREE BRANCH ON THE SIDEWALK
SERIOUSLY 10FT LONG AND 100+LBS
I HAVE LIKE 10 BLEEDING PUNCTURE WOUNDS TO MY CHEST AND NECK
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO
>it's a "pongs flip the fuck out" episode
shit nigga I'll watch this every night
>>67729974
They don't call every penalty every time.
So I don't get it. Letang hit the puck just as the whistle sounded, and everyone got mad?
Am I missing something?
>Pongs fabs bitching about clean hits
>Letang bitching out
Classic >pongs game desu
the nhl just wants this series to go 7 games
>>67730002
grow a set of balls anon
>>67729974
Lots of payoffs and there is no real testing just how many lower level games you have reffed
>>67730002
buy a car
>>67730002
Drink more
>>67730002
Call Jake from State Farm.
>>67730002
Report yourself for biking under the influence
I wanna see Boyle get stabbed with a broken stick
>>67729995
He's so based. He's literally always smiling too
>>67730002
Shitpost
>>67730002
>google how to dial 911 on your computer.
>>67729990
This. Another Pens emotional meltdown would be good for ratings.
>>67730002
Just throw in the towel, man. It's all over.
>>67729282
"PubSub"? What is that?
>>67730013
No the lightning just like to goon it up after he whistle
>bitching about the callahan hit
Literally what the fuck are you niggers talking about?
>>67730002
Call 911, have a fire truck show up, have them pass you off to a BLS ambulance and bleed out because you were an ALS patient.
>>67730021
Why does the NHL want the Sharks to win the cup so bad?
What a terrible fucking pass
If you don't melt down in a fit of rage, then you have no heart.
I've had enough of this meme game. 2bh.
>>67730068
I mean, don't get me wrong, both sides went full retard after the whistle, but until you explained that it looked like the impetus was literally Letang hitting the puck and I didn't know if that was some sort of hockey insult.
How the fuck do you miss that penalty? Should be a 4 minute
No high stick for that
I'm El em ayy ooh ing right now lads
>ref you suck
>in the middle of a 4 minute memeplay
Jej
I don't even know who's refpucking who anymore
>>67730087
Babby's first hawkey?
>face slashing
Oh come on, if you're going to be retarded and have 2 goddamn refs on the ice you gotta call the plays
>I watch Hockey
>>67730100
>Highstick draws blood
Are you retarded?
>>67730106
did a kitten scratch you?
SCAAAAARRRR
>>67730106
>Posting guro on /sp/
MODS
SCAAAAARRRRRRR!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR!
no more hockey for me boys.
>>67730104
Second year I've been watching.
It looked like he just hit the puck to get it away from his zone. Standard thing to do to prevent the enemy from getting in better scoring position, yes?
When I was playing basketball, I didn't get mad if someone smacked my ball out of the air and ran it to the other end, and this basically looks like the same idea.
>>67730106
DELETE THIS
Open net niggers
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>>67730106
put some peroxide on it nigger, don't risk an infection.
>schultz
>>67730106
There going to have to amputate your penis, bro.
Did anybody screenshot the dubs with pens down 0-3 when entering the third and they win 4-3?
>pongs avoid a second double minor
>still blame the refs
o i am laffin
>>67729022
Thanks
>>67730144
We anime on sports now?
>>67730002
Walk around aimlessly and listen to Boom Boom Satellites. I did that for three hours earler today and it settled me right down.
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SCAAAAAARRRR
>>67730142
He shot the puck at the goal. It's seen as someone trying to hurt your guy in net. If somebody tries to hurt the goalie, someone has to pay or everyone will start doing it.
>>67730106
>Injured my self, perfect time to shit post
>>67730106
Iv'e gotten worse playing soccer you cunt,
Throw some bactine on it and quit being a pussy
What a fucking dive. How the fuck is that not embellishment
>>67730106
Fucking baby.
>mfw Cooper seriously considered puttin Drouin on the 4th line again tonight
>mfw Cooper sucks Drouins dick in the post game interview
>>67730115
>being too poor to attend a hockey game
must suck mayne
>>67730187
Gotta even up the bullshit calls familia.
>>67730187
>implying that he's that coordinated
>>67730201
SERIOUSLY
>>67730201
He's influential no matter where he's placed on the ice faggot
>>67730204
I could afford seats next to the spaceman
But I'm saving my money for a new vehicle
>>67730201
Drouin needs to be bullied to do well
>>67730187
Not a good dive the body was to horizontal making the splash huge.
Non pens fan here but do people really think Tampon Bay are winning this series
Bad Breath Bill has be quite all game.
>>67730209
i thought that was handled by not giving tampa a 3 min 5v3 for the high stick
>>67730187
Malkin and Daley's Oscar Nominations are in the mail
>>67730201
>Drouin shitposting during a timeout
>Drouin trying to hype himself up
>>67730244
Do you understand how Nhaitchel penalties work
The Minnesota Wild would kick the shit out of both of these teams
Letang is rattled
It's fucking over
Malkin serving up dog shit for passes
>>67730223
>influential no matter where he's placed on the ice
Did you miss his demotion to the 4th line in Game 3? He pulled a Joe Thornton circa 2009 disappearing act.
>>67730237
>Not a Pongs fan
>Calls us Tanpon Bay
How's it hangin Detoilet?
>>67730244
>He doesn't know how to offset roughing calls
>>67730269
These are my favorite kind of shitposts.
>MURR4Y
holy fukken scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
DAT PASSING
SCAAAARRRR
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>>67730294
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>Pongs getting rekt
Bad Breath Bill and Pongs BTFO!!!
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Ok we see the flower in the 3rd. They are just watching the puck not playing the off puck guys.
>>67730301
>One game ignores the good you've done all season
yeah no
Scar
Welp, we're gonna be seeing Fleury kek.
Lightning in 6 bitches.
>pens will sweep in 5 guys
Get btfo the very next game
Time for Fleury
>>67730303
Heh that'd be funny, your team is too irrelevant to have rivals.
>the municipality formerly known as shitsboig
>kucherov is so good he assisted Johnsons leg
Based cooch
NICE SEEING YOU MURR
Fleury starting the third?
>>67730175
From three quarters of the field away?
You do understand that the goalies wear equipment to protect them from injury and that that equipment rates for protection from much closer ranges, correct?
I didn't wear no pads and I didn't start any fights if someone knocked me to the deck.
>>67728950
i LEL every time
>>67730360
>it was 4-0
>its another blowout playoff episode
Are sports always this boring?
>>67730349
>Irrelevant
Yeah just like all those other teams that have been to the Semis for the past 2 years straight
also
>Implying Detoilet are our rivals
They're just so salty they can't stop talking shit
>>67730413
>tr-trannies
So goddamn salty
>>67730366
The point is he took the shot AFTER the whistle and hit a Lightning player.
Drouin's not a >big guy but Brian Boyle sure as fuck is and he WILL stick up for his teammates on a cheapshot like that.
>mfw THE ENFORCER brian boyle physically btfo's whiny pittsburg manlets
>>67729710
What the fuck do you mean is this live? Are you retarded?
>>67729710
You'll die anyway in all the storms rolling in from the Gulf tonight.
My friend said he'd shit in his own hand and eat it if Pittsburgh scores.
I hope it happens.
