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NEWS:
>Hoe Hogan will leave if the UFC is sold
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11692716/joe-rogan-says-theres-a-100-percent-chance-he-leaves-the-ufc-if-the
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11706610/holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-at-140-pounds
>Chris Weidman talks about UFC 199 withdrawal
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700656/chris-weidman-explains-reason-for-ufc-199-withdrawal
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
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Official thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1DN_j0F3s
phil brooks
rory is a quitter
artem
>>67715119
wow this is awesome, I think I'll add this to my gym playlist. the running! kek
>>67715137
Fuck off.
>I wouldn't fall over after having my broken nose pounded in after 19 minutes
For those who missed it, this is what we're dealing with.
>>67713960
>>67714142
>>67714173
>>67714236
>>67714311
>still not touchbutt training 5 times a week
>>67715089
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
>Listen, I'll put it like this. If people can walk around - and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people - and you believe the son of God came down to earth 2,000 years ago, and he killed himself for our sins, and he can walk on water, and there's a God up there looking after ourselves, and if you get on your knees and pray to him that things will change, if you can believe that, then you can believe that I can knock the f--k out of Luke Rockhold two weeks from Saturday
based
>>67715241
kek
>>67715181
I just woke up. What?
>>67715181
>i get butthurt on 4chan
>>67715241
ah the ol' atheist approach
Successful surgery for Jacare, 2wk recovery, ready to fight in 2-3 months
>>67715258
>is butthurt about a webm
>>67715258
wb burger boi
>>67715274
i'm not butthurt about a webm, i just find it pretty sad that people on /heem/ congratulate a british shitposter for stealing content from youtube
>>67715181
this is some serious autism
>>67715256
>as a webm maker myself, there's not a greater offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own
>>67715293
No, you're a fucking gigantic aspie freaking out over literally nothing
You seem to have no trouble with the fact illegal content is being redistributed on this website in the form of Webm's
@67715258
we know you do lad
>people choose to talk about a tripfag instead of cozy burger and florida discussion
why
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-stipe-miocic-cleveland-first-title-defense-targeting-051916
MMA Digest Update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLhrk1RRfQ
>>67715321
hey im from florida. im calling anyone from south florida out to fite me at heem 1
>>67715311
lmao, you're a literal retard
who gives a fuck about illegal content? just you apparently
the issue is with a loser pretending he edited a series of 15 webms of spinning shit when he literally copied and pasted it from youtube
and you losers are such faggots that you thank him and congratulate him for it when you could watch it in higher quality and with sound on youtube
>>67715131
>>67715200
Oh right, thought Aldo was really struggling for a moment and had to cut down dramatically on his portion sizes
>conor vs nate confirmed for ufc 202
>ufc working on matt brown vs nick diaz
any chance they put matt brown vs nick diaz on 202 too?
>>67715274
>>67715350
You're crying over a couple complimenting someone on a webm like a fucking literal autistic child
Kill yourself while you're wiping your tears off your keyboard pretending to not be upset
Did you make that compilation? It's the only logical reason you're sperging out more than an average tripfag already does
>>67715341
damn ferguson's feet look quick
too bad that wont help your striking or bjj
FYI this is the autistic rory fan
>>67715347
>>67715321
Florida sucks. It should be nuked desu senpai. It's full of roiders like Robbie,Woodley, and overrated memes teams like Blackzillians. Also full of roiders like Rumble and Rashad.
>>67715350
Yeah, just like we could all go to fightpass and watch the heems in high quality with commentary.
>>67715350
>who gives a fuck about illegal content
>>67715401
i saw hashad at the macy's in the town center mall in boca raton. he bought a single silk hankerchief kek
ur all on sterons
As always, i have to be here in order to be any kind of discussion that relates to MMA.
>>67715471
i'm not mad at that eida
>autist tripfag who needs to off himself crying about nothing
Quality thread
>the tripfaggot won't stop sperging
Well, maybe the next thread will be better.
>>67715471
>captcha: 209
>crying on 4chan
>but i never cry irl !!!
you can't make this stuff up
>but only a loser like you would get up in arms when a faggot gets called out on stealing content
Someone unironically pounded their fat fingers on their cheeto dusted keyboarded tearing up from the fat rolls covering their eyes to type this out
>the state of /heem/ now
>mfw Brazil was right
/heem/ """"bantz"""" is so shit compared to almost any other general on /sp/
I really hope we get relegated to /asp/ desu
>>67715574
/asp/ is cancer mandrama
>>67715574
we are too small and incestuous of a """"community""""" so our bantz degenerated over time. basically our bantz has the hapsburg chin and hemophilia.
>>67715584
That's what >we are now, accept it.
>>67715621
>>67715574
No one cares what you think. Shut the fuck up
>>67715636
It's not what "i" think, it just the reality of shitposting.
Your 4chan meme general is fucking dog shit and should be relegated.
>>67715594
what if cage fighting is just so good we don't need to compensate with chatter?
>>67715649
No one cares. Go cry about it somewhere else you gigantic fucking faggot.
You should give us a promotion by bashing your head in with a sledgehammer
>>67715649
stop trying to steal my (you)'s shitposter
>>67715089
is heemstream up? if not i can throw a regiona card on a watch2together?
threads during events are still good but i guess that isn't /heem/ is it
>>67715649
I agree with you man. Let's go to /asp/ I'll see you in the /heem/ I just made. But it goes by /wwe/. Post in there until I hit you back.
btw, american posters are by a far margin the shittiest posters, but they are so many that they get away with it, you never know who really is who.
@67715667
kys
>>67715669
i'd prefer if you didnt, but give it a try and let some e-troll ruin it for you
>>67715684
we can go speak spanish about that sport your country invented on that website created by the guy from your country. oh wait you live in a shithole with zero relevant contributions to the rest of the world
btw you're welcome for all this
>>67715715
ouch go easy on him
>>67715719
>>67715715
>He thinks american invented MMA
>He thinks american invented imageboards
>He thinks an american owns the imageboard
At least i'm not some fat neet that thinks that just because people of his nationality did great things he is great.
You are just an average ass bitch that would never accomplish anything great, so don't get credit from the people from your country that really did it.
>>67715684
you are the 3rd worst poster here after the autismo american that was banned yesterday and estonia that fucking killed himself
I've just took a look at the bellator weigh-ins. This shit is too cringey.
>>67715769
I'm pretty reasonable most of the time.
I make webms every now and again, I contribute to the thread, I contribute to BJJ technique talk, etc.
>this thread
>>67715768
No, you're just fat fucking third world neet that has nothing to brag about, from his own worthless country or his own worthless self
Which explains why you're being such an insufferable faggot about nothing
Best decision I've made in a while
4chanX is still shit though
>>67715866
Why would anyone would brag about anything on 4chan other than memes?
Shut up dummy
>>67715886
Enjoy the botnet
>>67715886
haha you showed him
Americans can't handle the bantz
This is a spicy addition
These threads will be so much better now
>>67715688
>as a webm maker myself, there's not a greater offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own
>>67715914
>argentina has to run to england for help
>>67715928
Let's break bread and share wine and let this be water under the bridge
>>67715977
this
this is what OP meant by hug edition all along
>>67715977
>>67715994
>>67715994
>all these faggots
Man seeing all you little bitches is disgusting. "I contribute, I make webms", "he steals webms","I filter you". Man I would /heem/ the fuck out of everyone in this thread. And seeing you little bitches being so sensitive about this on an ANONYMOUS Polynesian Papyrus pictures website reassures me that I would beat the fuck out of each and every one of you. If words bother you this much I can't even imagine how you'd feel when I muay thai kick you in your nuts.Or how'd you react when I throw a pipe bomb at you. I'm not joking either. If I knew where any of you lived I'd fly there. And beat your dork ass down. I bet you punks are the same ones that hand out (You)'s whenever someone says Fedor sucked (which is true), or Anderson sucked (which is also true).
This is old news from, wow, yesterday, but Diego Brandao got USADA'd because dudeweedlmao, 9 months
post your walkout song friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g
>>67716013
>>67716028
Good post
CHUTE BOXE
>>67716033
Brandao is in jail and out of the UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/diego-brandao-released-from-ufc-contract-after-loss-conduct-violation-and-suspension
>>67716028
>making threats on an ANONYMOUS Polynesian Papyrus pictures website
>>67716055
lol more shit
![Fox-Mike-Goldberg-replaced[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SjNGmcl.png "Fox-Mike-Goldberg-replaced[1].png")
>>67716044
THE DETROIT LIONS DO NOT SUCK
>>67716033
>>67716055
>no heart
>addicted to drugs
>pistol whipping innocents
Brandao - I'm laughing out loud.
>>67715914
it isn't bantz you're just being mean
>>67716086
His meltdown after that botched NFL commentary gig was delightful
only real fite fans will recognize this girl
>>67716134
Sorry
>>67716089
Yeah, definitely looks like the type they're talking about when they say their bark is bigger than their bite. he's a fighter yeah, but even fighters can be alphas or betas.
You are now realising ufc199 is a rematch of two 37 year old veterans who never held the UFC title against two 31 year old guys who are both defending the title for the first time.
Bravo Dana. It's like poetry
God Bisping is going to get slaughtered.
>>67716168
Right?
>>67716168
God Bisping has never lost a rematch
Luke Rockhold has never won a rematch
only real fite fans will recognize this girl
>>67716157
except both rockhold and cruz have defended previous titles, and this is bisping's first title shot, and faber's 3rd? 4th?
>>67716187
The shitstorm if Bisping heems him would be unstoppable.
>>67716168
>built in excuse already
>not training, making a movie
>overall odds against him
Luke will finish him early. Give Bisping his paycheck and send him back home, it's going to be a short night's work for him.
>>67716168
>yfw the ABSOLUTE MADMAN actually does it
that would make me really happy, i dont think many other people have suffered as much as Michael Bisping in MMA
>>67715206
Did Conor ditch this retard?
>>67716198
wow, couture has lost the most title fights, followed by penn and tied for 3rd is vitor and slyvia(and probably faber after 199)
>>67716168
this 2bh
>>67716198
>Faber
Fucking Christ I forgot about that.
I knew Cruz was fighting but couldn't remember who.
>>67716300
Will this happen to bisbong?
>>67716310
if anything he's a good wingman
>>67716325
jesus thats like 8 clear 12 to 6 elbows fuck big jon
>Bisping doesn't have a chance
>"Luke looked like shit last fight be-because he h-had staph..."
You know. And I know he got USADA'd. And
Bisping knows that. He knows Luke isn't the
same person he was in their first fight. Look at this picture. He's yellow, the motherfucker is turning Chinese or his liver is failing....due to roids. Keep in mind I took this picture off of Youtube. Bisping makes this fuck quit.
>>67716327
FACE HEIGHT FRAME
>>67716327
surfer bros versus edgelord brit and edgelord non-surfer cali intellectual.
team bleached brain versus cardio bantz
>>67716325
that was revenge for Munoz
>>67716357
heem leaky
>>67715241
So is he saying that he can't knock rock hold out or is he saying that there is Jesus and he will knock Rockhold out.... I'm confused
>>67716336
its herb dean.
>>67716325
probably
>>67716342
>Bisping makes this fuck quit.
I'd propose that Bisping has a shorter quit threshold than Luke. Although he did surprise me in the Anderson fight. There were so many spots where he could have quit and didn't.
>>67716336
Aren't you supposed to be complaining we could see these fights in better quality and with audio on fight pass
>>67716357
>People think this psychopathic jew is a good christian
lmao
post yfw Jones gets points deducted for eye poking Cormier and loses the rematch.
>>67716414
HEY /SP/
HEY /HEEM/
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU?
>>67716414
>>67716426
>>67716426
This man happened
>>67716336
isn't 12-6 only when you bring your elbow over your head and drop it down
>>67716458
>Conor will never be this GOAT again
>>67716325
Love how his left foot is wedge on weidmans hip great technique
>>67716475
Pre-196 was his peak.
I don't see any possible scenario within a timespan of 5 years in which he doesn't end up either in jail, under a bridge or wsof. Or worse, the wwe.
>>67716357
>thats the same downward elbow that matt brown ended jordan mein's career with, the shot anderson silva dropped chael with, and the shot that almeida used to rock pickett repeatedly
>>67716498
Don't you risk getting reverse the fuck out doing that?
>>67716458
which one is better? This universe or the parallel one where conor defeated RDA first and fighting robbie and Ronda fighting nunes in 200?
>>67716393
wtf???
no, i dont have fightpass and fuck off with your ufc shilling bullshit
>>67716500
edgar and hollpway will double team his ass into obscurity. his next big win will be over mendes in 2018
Thomas Almeida highlight video from 2008:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbnEePcZ14s
>>67716512
robbie and nunez beating up the the stars would have been dope. ATT would get all sorts of hype, i also imagine in that verse JDS didn't get reemed and is thus going to fight moicic again, since this is ATT is not fucked verse.
post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsTskih7_I
>>67716531
nice, his chutebox
enjoy his mma reel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4
real motherfuckers start their career with 12 first round finishes
>>67716569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBqOCS8LmM
just bleed
>>67716572
real niggas heem ppls
>>67716589
Me in the black.
>>67716589
boxing swede could heem you, someone post the vid of his fight he has fast hands
>>67716589
>amateur
no kidding, swinging like chimps
>>67716569
SAUCIN' SAUCIN' I'M SAUCIN' ON YOUUUUUU
i hate how much i like this stupid song
>>67716572
>dat 9th KO elbow
dayuuuuuum hope he lands that on Garbrandt
>>67716589
this is my favorite amateur heem of ALL TIME
reply only if you've never hugged anyone you've ever fought
>>67716607
I love smaller promotion fights
>>67716627
almeida has so many tools. right head kick, left body kick, right upper cut, right slicing elbow left body shot, right and left hooks and straights since he shifts in the middle of his endless combos, and his right knee.
>>67716635
>>67716639
how can someone be so cute immediately after being heemed?
>>67716639
the best are self-inflicted
>>67716660
oh fuck off, nick gave carlos a sympathy hug cuz he clearly won and condit was so scared he ran the whole fight
>>67716414
The new foul rules about extending fingers won't be in effect by then
>>67716635
are you trying to tell us that your dad never hugged you?
>>67716698
I didn't know that was a thing. That's beside the point though, I was asking because of what Cormier said before about not wanting (i think) Herb Dean as a ref for his rematch for Jones due to the eye poking incidents. I hope that if Jones does poke eyes that night that there will be a consequence to that and not just three warnings. I want to see points deducted and the urgency of Jones trying to make up for it.
>>67716698
Are they actually doing new rules regarding eyepokes? Source?
>post YFW they announced the final fight of UFC 200
>I'll be hard and fresh and I'm looking for your chin pal and it only takes one, so just be careful.
>HARD AND FRESH
>LOOKING FOR YOUR CHIN PAL
>BE CAREFUL
>>67716758
>be careful
>>67716753
>>67716639
>>67716747
Since Canada is going to leave us hanging with this. I think I found what she was talking about.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/2/19/11057160/proposed-rule-changes-for-eye-pokes-kicks-to-grounded-opponent-to-be
>The proposed regulation states that a fighter who moves forward offensively with an open hand and fingers pointed out toward his or her opponent can be called for a foul. An eye poke doesn't even have to take place -- just the fingers facing out and the fighter moving forward.
The fight card happened already, but the way the rule is written all fighters have to do it have their fingers pointing straight up to prevent the foul. Simple adjustment. Shouldn't be a "new" rule, it should just be common sense.
>>67716769
ayy, we no joke about this
>>67716833
While I think that's good, the issue with Jon Jones at least is that he does it on the retreat as well, causing his opponent to run right onto his extended fingers as he tries to close the distance
I guess it's a half-measure, but it helps partially at least
>>67716569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiY_iKSpWLM
>>67716972
>>67716569
get a brain moran
>Luke: It's his destiny to be my little [self censors].
Why is Rockhold so awkward talking "shit". He stutters, he's cringy as fuck, he's slow with his comebacks. Fuck I hope Bisping UDs him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVY21BPyL_I&index=80&list=WL
Just a little reminder that Conor was toying with Nate, using his stupid face as a punching-bag before he gassed out and gave Nate the choke.
Nate had nothing in the fight.
>>67717053
he relies on his good looks to carry him, and it works most of the time
>>67717058
conor gassed himself on nate's unbroken bloodied face
PERMAHEEM
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=770_1463421087
>reminder that /heem/ unironically picked conor to beat nate
>>67717058
he looks like krieger
>>67717065
yup. Rockhold is an actual chad, unlike northcutt who looks like one, but is more of a bibledork
>implying
"how did it feel realizing you didn't have enough to put nate away, conrad?"
>>67717154
Something like this
what is frank mir doing in this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
>>67717195
kek
>>67715089
rockhold is a monster in the cage
but seriously though, his shit talking is garbage
>>67717195
looking like a big lummox, so basically par
>>67716673
who is this
>>67717242
mir always reminded me of a young john travolta
Frank Mir is a colossal asshole who only got as far as he did because of TRT
Now that he's both fat and bad, I'm not surprised he popped again
It genuinely gives me warm feelings whenever I think about Hunto taking his head off, he really deserves it
>mfw he was bragging about beating up Demian Maia after Maia rustled his Jimmies by beating him in jiu-jitsu
Fuck that guy
>>67717217
>>67717242
why doesnt steven seagal resume his fighting career?
>>67715206
Wow, I feel fucking embarrassed for this guy with all those people watching. Thank god Nate ended such faggotry.
>>67717058
true
>>67717297
nah mate we tainted his kangaroo meat for a laugh
>>67716639
m-me too
>>67717408
whens the next ummm rumble in vietnam or whatever that gook mma organisation that fights malls called?
>>67717415
MIMMA? Next weekend
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/20/11719260/conor-mcgregor-discusses-meeting-dana-white--ufc-we-set-aside-our-emotions
so what did he mean by this entire thing?
>>67717425
yeah thats it malaysian invasion top tier bush league mma
>>67717470
His smile still hasn't returned...
>>67717473
bush league stuff is always nice to watch in between the big promotions. I got this dvd box set a long time ago for Christmas from my brother, it's a defunct MMA league that has the shittiest grimiest fights, featuring some heavyweight womens matches. I watch it every once in awhile and its pretty goddamn funny.
>>67717511
make webms?
>>67717511
It's great
>>67717538
I'm doing some fieldwork away from home but I'll be back next week. I'll dig it out of a box, is there a good place to learn how to make webms?
>>67717511
I especially enjoy when they do "boxing in the cage" or "kickboxing in the cage" fights.
>>67716028
fucking kek
>>67715089
Hey guys is it weird that Joanna got me rock hard when she was being a complete cunt to her team, calling them pussies and shit?
Have you ever been hit so hard you clapped in appreciation?
>>67717565
I watched some fights in that caged Muay Thai org that John Wayne Parr runs and participates in. It's actually not too bad, they use the smaller gloves too.
>>67717511
I CHUCKLED
my sides
https://youtu.be/6r8QG5e7FEc
How do we save him?
>>67717625
better question, how can he save us?
>>67717625
let him bang
I think this might be the most bush league MMA webm I have. Serbian Bush League.
>>67717625
Get him on a well rounded vegan diet
>>67717625
Shrooms
>believing the conor couldn't heem mayweather with boxing gloves meme
>>67717625
kek he's got a pretty good podcast going on
>>67717625
he is that guy alright
>>67717638
kek
Bisping in a nutshell.
>>67717625
>6 mins in
fucking kek this is the best podcast i've ever seen howcome mayhem isn't the official fighter of HEEM
>>67717647
holy fuck that is the most perfect bush league heem I've ever seen.
>>67717647
That's some Lesnar/Big Show shit right there.
>>67717707
Where can I learn this technique?
Joe Rogan is a dogkiller confirmed
>tfw no pupper
>>67717760
hey, at least you don't live in Bangladesh
Amazing thread
>>67717760
dom looking fat
Who had the best walkout song at UFC 198?
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-198-from-machine-gun-kelly-to-a-couple-a
Werdum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HwVjppnHSo
Stipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKDABrZ418c
Souza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAFWA7qxC0E
Belfort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkhzdKgV1iM
Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ysBQoEyFk
Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BIjCW2_Uik
Rua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Setnx9fFu-A
Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srns7NiO278
Barberena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_P-YNJIdNc
Maia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
Brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41QuVLFGFw
>>67717787
Maia no doubt
>>67717787
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
>>67717625
mayhem is absolutely MY BOY
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/holly-holm/exclusive-video-holly-holm-gets-jon-jones-up-way-off-his-feet-while-grappling/
This made me erect
>>67717866
Oh my fucking god
>>67717866
wow
>>67717866
>Uh-hey Jeff! Why am I so sweaty? We were just wrestling :P
>>67717866
hnnnnnggg.
>>67717866
would you wrestle with Holly?
>>67717866
ahaha
>>67717933
>implying you're capable of producing children
top kek until proven otherwise
>>67717903
I want to bury my cock in that big fat white ass
put a bastard child in her womb, have her worthless husband raise my child with a smile
Is Zane Simon /heem/ approved?
>>67717903
I want to bury a bastard child in that big fat white ass
have her pathetic husband raise my child
>>67717969
>tattoos
>lisp
>beta cuck
>doesn't train
>doesn't lift
No
>>67717625
will he have a new homeless person as a guest every week?
>>67717933
>>67717949
>>67717976
>>67717984
Zane is pretty cool i like the vivisection and MMA prospectus
>>67716628
>finish her
>fatality
>flawlessly victory
>>67716226
this
did he?
