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NEWS:
>Hoe Hogan will leave if the UFC is sold
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11692716/joe-rogan-says-theres-a-100-percent-chance-he-leaves-the-ufc-if-the
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11706610/holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-at-140-pounds
>Chris Weidman talks about UFC 199 withdrawal
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700656/chris-weidman-explains-reason-for-ufc-199-withdrawal
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
RIZIN 2 when
1st for Mighty Mouse being the most charismatic champ in UFC right no
>>67706522
Stop making threads then you cuck
3rd for weedman is still my boy
>>67706564
>>67706099
>>67706174
>>67706348
>>67706540
Looks like I have enough material to make about 8 more of these, kek
will cyprus very own micheal bispingus heem rockhold in the first?
Reminder that the only reason the UK isn't the GOAT mma nation is because every other nation was roiding till USADA cucked them
Reposting question from last thread to promote discussion:
>Maybe I'm retarded, but I have question:
>Why can't women heem each other more often? Obviously they aren't built like men and don't have any business being compared to other male fighters in any capacity, but they all have proportionately similar strength/endurance to other women. So you'd think they'd heem each other with the regularity of at least male featherweights.
>Why can't a 115lb female KO another 115lb female stiff?
Reminder you should eat 3 organic, grass-fed gis a day, but only after being used thoroughly after having been trained in 3 times a day
>>67706636
>with the regularity of at least male featherweights.
Why compare them with featherweights and not flyweights, who they're closer in weight to?
>>67706636
Lets take Mark Hunt. He's 5ft10 and fights at HW and has the ability to take shots from giga nigga HW's
Unless you're babby chinned getting KO'd stiff by someone isn't easy. So the chance of a chick the same height as Mark Hunt getting KO'd at 135lbs? Is almost zero
Just a heads up that Whatsapp is down atm lads
>this post is MMA related
>>67706666
you're an idiot
>>67706689
Not really. Unless you're draining yourself to the point of near death and thus leaving your brain without sufficent fluids getting KO'd comes down to the force of the blow. A 135lb chick couldn't KO a baby
This is the future UFC champ
>>67706636
the power gap between a male and a female is huge
plus the're way lighter and have smaller frames
>>67706686
>0:37
He needs to be banned for that shit.
should I keep going?
>>67706782
of course
>>67706753
they have thicker skulls body lifter man
>>67706827
dayum u smart sun
how cum men evolved to withstand punishment tho
>>67706776
kek
Should I carb load for my first aikido match?
>>67706868
>that pic
>carbs
yes
Anyone got the webm of George Roops leg break from the other week?
>>67706872
>Hashbown in a biscuit
>No carbs
>>67706893
If no one has it I'll make one for you after I've finished my spinny shit.
Must have been painful as fuck tho
>>67706937
Cheers bro
Could you beat Artem under UFC rules?
>>67706981
look at him, he's pathetic.
>>67706981
Kek. I always forget how small his arms are
>>67707014
>>67706981
Mewvement.
Do you think you could beat Joe Rogan in a sanctioned MMA fight?
>SportsBet has Rockhold at -755, while William Hill is currently at -588. Bisping is hovering around +500, meaning you could win $500 for a $100 bet.
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/2016/05/19/luke-rockhold-opens-as-massive-betting-favorite-over-michael-bisping
Place ya bets, lads
https://youtu.be/UwVmqFSV8hg
>>67707095
CHEEKY TENNER
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>>67707081
yeah he'd piss test hot before the fight even happened
>>67707062
Kek fake shit still has a bigger gate
>>67706981
neetrex vs eserex when?
I wanna put a cheeky 20 on bisping where can I bet online?
>>67707120
Pride rules bitch
I think Rogan would heem you by soccer kick in the 8th minute of the first
>>67707095
>+500
those are terrible odds for just hoping something fluky happens
Remember that you're all doubting Bisping lads.
I don't want people after the fact saying they knew it all along
>>67706782
please do
>>67707162
>I don't want people after the fact saying they knew it all along
where do you think you are?
>>67707135
>8th minute of the first
I wouldn't last that long, KO by 2 minutes or less of first
>>67707187
I think you'd be surprised
>>67707185
This time is going to be different though
I'm keeping tabs on things
>>67707226
How drunk are you?
>>67706981
>this "man" almost won TUF
>>67707246
KEK
Love this one
>>67707162
I already know what is going to happen, but I won't say it so I don't spoil it for the rest of you.
>>67707095
You are literally retarded if you don't throw a cheeky $10 on Bisping just for drama's sake.
>>67707106
>Nick's spinny shit
>George's unimpressed backstop
>Condit's face at 0:16
good webm, lad
Last one lads.
I'll make one of that leg break now
>>67706636
they aren't strong enough you idiot
not enough explosive strength
>>67707312
>Brock spin
BASED
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>>67706593
the first one cuts off the last spinny (makdessi i think)
>>67707259
What is she doing with her fight career? Why is she posting this stuff?
>>67707341
>3,905 likes
>4 minutes
>>67707341
what did she mean by that?
>>67707365
SLETTEN
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>>67707365
How many You's do you think she could get if she posted on /heem/?
>>67707233
>>67707260
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kids? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that when replying to me. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm The Judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>67706593
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ADAM KHALIEV.
He was supposed to fight Krauss in 2014 but wasn't cleared for some reason. Hasn't fought at all since 2012 but is still apparently on the UFC roster. Did he join ISIS or something?
Lads how do I become a matchmaker for an MMA organisation?
I am 6ft1
Original res as file
>>67707383
0, real fitefans @ roasties
>>67707420
cut off your legs
>>67707397
>>67707421
Man i fucking hate George Roop so much
I love seeing him get BTFO
>>67707162
Notice how it's only british people that are rooting for Bispbing? Who gives a fuck about that one-eyed dude?
>>67707443
And here's the little pool of blood dripping out his leg
>>67707449
I'm rooting for him. I have the most English name here though.
>>67707421
Is it the backswing hitting his shin that broke it or did throwing the kick strain something? How the fuck did this happen?
>>67707466
>I have the most English name here though
How are Sadiq Mohammed?
>>67707479
I think he checked a kick earlier in the fight. No idea really, but I'm gonna go with that
>>67707495
lol, i mean the most english name before london was conquered
Full fight here with leg snap, starts around 10 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4-W2kjRuQ
Which of these scenarios are more likely;
A, Conor has bluffed the media and fans into believing he has been solely training his boxing while secretly training BJJ non stop in preparation for Diaz.
B, Conor actually believes the UFC will allow him a boxing match with Floyd and has unironically been training boxing since he was scrapped from the 200 card.
>>67707312
no spinning elbow from mike pyle's last fight?
>>67707542
thank you
>>67707312
thank you for your service
>>67707631
Well considering that option B is autistic fanfiction, I'd have to go with A
>>67707631
I like scenario A.
Why hasn't Joe Rogan (UFC commentator and former kickboxing champion) ever done a roast?
>>67707631
The UFC will allow him to box Floyd you stupid cunt. Neither scenario will happen because you're delusion fucchead. I hope bispong gets permaheemed.
>>67707631
Conor doesn't seem like the kind of guy to give credence to his opponent's strength by training in preparation for it. He would probably rather try to max out his boxing to try and heem N8, instead of training in BJJ defence (the smart thing to do imo)
Is this the worst meme fighter?
https://youtu.be/0lRHG2b61lI
>>67707686
He has said he wouldnt comfortable making fun of people like that/with the situation in general
>>67707686
He said he doesn't like doing them because it makes him feel bad, plus he's friends with Tony Hinchcliffe who apparently is goat at roasting.
>>67707631
Training jits is the beta route because he's admitting that he has a hole in his game. He'll probably just try to impose his striking on Diaz again, get boxed up by the grown man, then get rocked into a mercy RNC.
Has your boy ever been in a fight with another one of your boys?
>>67702698
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>>67702822
>>67702853
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>>67702977
These webms deserve some attention, Alistair's striking is so fucking good.
>>67707741
>>67707749
wrong he's just not funny at all
>>67707793
You can only have one boy. Anybody that tells you different doesn't even have a boy.
What do you guys think of this?
1/2
If you browse heem and the only martial art you know is bjj, you deserve to get stomped by niggers for trying to pull that shit in the streets like those white boys in that video
>>67707815
2/2
>>67707798
*Apart from his defensive shelling against the cage, looks like it could be exploited to land some spicy body shots if someone thought they could avoid any counters
>>67707815
absolute clusterfuck
>>67707806
What about your guaranteed boy vs a prospect boy who could possibly c u c k your #1 out of your good graces?
>>67707845
If you're looking to replace your boy, he's not really your boy is he?
>>67707845
Sounds like you don't have a boy.
>>67707815
the best athlete in that ring is the ref
UFC has cut Lucas Martins despite his win over Robert Whiteford at FN Zagreb, says theyll resign him after a couple good wins outside the UFC because "roster is full", has offer from Bellator, will fight at Featherweight in next couple fights
WSOF signs TUF 23 cuck Phil "next Jon Jones" Hawes
>>67707863
>>67707867
Has a boy ever stopped being your boy?
>>67707888
What the fuck? Is Artem still signed?
>you now remember that BJ Penn retired
>>67707892
He might be a man, but to me he's still my boy.
>>67707892
Anderson used to be my boy, now the natty GOAT is my boy.
>>67707888
>Cutting Martins
RIP
>you can only have one boy
Are "boys" basically your version of waifus?
>>67707907
"""""""retired"""""""
>>67707902
Of course
>>67707888
Staggers me that business is booming for UFC, payouts are ridiculously low and they still feel the need to bizarrely cut people from the roster for seemingly no reason
>>67707924
boys are real
>>67707907
From fighting or from raping? Because both are up in the air at this point.
>>67707924
essentially, yes
>>67707924
No, completely separate. I have a boy but my fightfu is that polish titty monster, I forget her name.
>>67707924
Weird, these Americans, aren't they, lad?
>>67707924
No.
Don't talk about BOY culture if you don't understand BOY culture
>2016
>heavyweight
>>67707907
Nice try, just looked it up and he is fighting in 2 weeks.
>>67707963
this guy gets its it
It is okay to have 3 boys
>>67707902
You will know when Conor's relationship with the UFC is beyond repair when Artem is no longer on the roster.
>>67707977
heresy!
>>67707964
>2016
>lightweight
be careful
>>67707902
Artem is the Han Solo of this company. When he gets cut, you know the McGregor bridge is completely burned.
>>67707977
no, you can have 1 of your choosing plus nick and nate
>>67707631
Rickson Gracie was right when he said that the newer gracie's lose because they try to be boxers and other things they're not. He said it makes no sense to prepare to fight a striker by trying to become a boxer in a 2 month training camp.
Diaz is a high level black belt with years of experience and goober cant catch up with that no matter how hard he tries. I'm not saying this means he should totally abandon groundwork but to prepare for the fight by focusing heavily on groundwork against someone with years of experience is a waste of time. If you had to fight a guy after school tomorrow and you knew he was a boxer you wouldn't spend your time preparing to go in there and stand and bang with him would you.
If goober seriously wants to beat Diaz he should focus on takedown defence and anything that can get him back on the feet the fastest. The only times the fight went to the ground were by goober initiating it so if he can get Diaz to play into his strengths and get him to stand and bang with him again he may get lucky
posting more pictures for OP
no gas, no mass
no dope, no hope
>>67708048
the diazi are one boy. notice how you never see them on camera together? suspicious desu
>>67708059
>>67707631
>A, Conor has bluffed the media and fans into believing he has been solely training his boxing while secretly training BJJ non stop in preparation for Diaz.
This would be incredibly retarded.
>B, Conor actually believes the UFC will allow him a boxing match with Floyd and has unironically been training boxing since he was scrapped from the 200 card.
He actually has been training boxing, but for Diaz.
The guy he was sparring with the other day is a tallish southpaw.
>>67708056
>If you had to fight a guy after school tomorrow and you knew he was a boxer you wouldn't spend your time preparing to go in there and stand and bang with him would you.
i would heem every there
>>67708090
Post your boy now or lose him forever.
>>67708056
agreed 100%
and against nate this works even better because he doesn't even try to have the fight go to the ground, conor could fight the whole fight standing if he wants
not that beating nate on the feet is an easy task (pretty much impossible for conor actually), but still
>>67708109
>>67708113
>schaub
>successful
>you
>getting dubs
>>67708113
claimed
>>67708131
>>67708102
Throw it baby, throw it.
>>67708131
Should we all chip in?
>>67708109
the black angels - snake in the grass
>>67708113
always and forever
>>67708197
Sorry man, my money is still going towards buying the UFC for /heem/.
>>67708156
kek, he looks older in each round
He even somehow manages to lose hair
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
>>67708197
No, you weirdo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11716862/diego-brandao-accepts-nine-month-suspension-from-usada-for-positive
>suspended
>for weed
Yeah, USADA sure is fixing things.
>>67708221
he then proceeds to heem him
>>67708214
oh dear
>>67708214
Is that nick's mum on the left?
What does his dad look like?
>>67708214
they look pretty normal while her sister is ugly as fuck lol
I will heem anyone that is rude to me, I fucking hate bullies.
>>67708221
that should be enough
>>67708214
Weight Diaz
>>67708221
Do you have the heem from this fight?
>>67708226
>implying weed isn't a PED.
>implying weed isn't degenerate as fuck.
>>67708246
their sister*
Why does Ariel try so hard to make Mighty Mouse seem interesting?
>muh house chores
>muh twitch
>>67708214
Thick Diaz
>>67708221
Should have given eachother a cheeky wank to relieve all the tension.
>>67708248
Back up dude
>>67708221
What a nice webm. I smile every time I see it.
>>67708254
yes
>>67708256
Shut up, Brazil, your country is the primary reason we have these rules.
>>67708113
CLAIMED
EVERYONE ELSE BACK OFF
>>67708245
He's never met him.
>>67708276
Good stoppage or early stoppage?
>>67708273
*spits in your face*
>>67708283
>picking a boy with exploding knees
>>67708283
be careful goof
le ramadan man has been my boy for years
>>67708279
And now you have a clean, family friend sport. You're welcome.
>>67708299
was a bit late getting there
>>67708299
Good stoppage
Cabral wasn't defending himself, he would have been on the ground with a few more punches
Joe Rogan claims every single fucking fighter is "the best p4p [X] in their weight class" or they're an ELITE level [X] in every fucking promo.
It's like they just overdub the fighter's name onto them
>>67708221
>>67708276
What a weird sport we watch, lads
>>67708267
To try and help people like you understand how Mighty Mouse is pretty based and is impressive af and dispel the notion he's not worth paying attention to
Anyone else like to play fall asleep to old episodes of TFATK? I like to put my phone on the pillow next to me. Feels like Schaub and Callen are in bed with me as I drift off to dream land.
>>67708334
The UFC does use a lot of old audio of Joe saying that
He really only thinks Jones and DJ are the best
>>67708334
>hur dur opinions change
shocking isn't it?
>>67708343
do you wake up dumber?
>>67708311
I don't want a clean family friendly sport.
I want everyone to look like the hulk again.
I want to watch them nearly kill each other with freak athleticism.
Fuck you.
>>67708321
Fuck you too, fights shouldn't even be stopped while they're still on the feet.
Half of them shouldn't even be stopped while on the ground.
>>67708301
You know if you ever did something like that I would kill you.
I don't mean I will fight you, I mean I will literally kill you.
>>67708355
Ive had strong morning wood every day since over started.
>>67708365
>I don't want a clean family friendly sport.
>I want everyone to look like the hulk again.
>I want to watch them nearly kill each other with freak athleticism.
>Fuck you.
calm down coldsteel
>>67708365
>
>>67708342
I agree that he is impressive but Ariel's ass licking is just annoying, who the fuck cares about him doing the house chores?
>>67708370
Oh yeah? 1v1 me on UFC 2 right now, bitch
>>67708365
That's one mad brit holy shit.
>>67708393
If you feelin' froggy.... JUMP
>>67708131
>technical fitness drink
Fuck that. It looks like those drinks you see at the cahsier counter at the liquor store. Just that the bottle is green. Ken had a JUST career and life
>abandoned by his family
>living in junkyard cars
>fighting kids and getting stabbed
>gets offer to try out for the Chargers and rather does the UFC
>the Rich Franklin fight
>the Tito fights
>made millions in MMA and got JUST'd in the divorce
>his adopted dad who turned his life around was gay
>knee to the balls by Royce
>no one gets him for fights because he gets paid and never goes to actually fight
>wears chokers
>was living in an RV
>Couldn't choke out Kimbo
I'm probably missing stuff.
>>67708385
It highlights the complexity of his character. Throughout the week leading up to a fist fight in a cage, against an Olympian, in front of millions of people, with hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line And he is seemingly more concerned with powerwashing his fence.
>>67708334
It's literally his job
as long as he's paid he's not gonna say "eh this fight is pretty shit you might wanna skip it"
>>67706686
FUCKING BAN THIS EYE POKING CUNT ALREADY, FUCKING NIGGER
HOPE DC BEATS HIM AND RDA GETS DESTROYED BY KHABIB SO WE HAVE MOSTLY WHITE CHAMPIONS
>>67708418
nobody gives a fuck desu
>>67708413
He rescued Vince Mcmahons daughter from the Undertaker. He's a hero.
>"""""great""""" britain
>literally first time EVER challenging for a title
>it's because the original challenger fell out
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67708413
he looks like such a dirty knacker
>>67708457
not cool bro.
>>67708442
*you don't give a fuck
>>67708113
>>67708457
>criticizing the English
Just stop it's beyond disrespectful
>>67708464
>>67708506
the fuck you gonna do about it pucc?
>>67708506
look how fucking wide this nigga's mouth is. looks like a literal chimp.
baka when will the world wake up and wipe out these chthonic 'groids.
>>67708151
step aside yankee doodle
that boy your claiming is in fact, MY BOY
>>67708214
sister looks like she has PCOS
or she's on anti-epileptics or something
>>67708553
tough luck paddy. I claimed him first and he's been my boy for years.
>>67708548
become the change you want to see in the world
>>67708580
lmfao
>>67708581
he shouldn't have abandoned protestantism
>>67708581
why him and not her
>>67707341
>>67708584
i just hope that during the inevitable afro-chinese neo-colonial conflict the chinks show no mercy.
>>67708581
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581233/Seven-year-old-boy-spent-two-years-growing-hair-donate-cancer-patients-diagnosed-aggressive-form-disease.html?
Link checks out. That's pretty fucking cruel 2bqh
>>67708667
post chinkspirational quotes
>this is heem related
>>67708700
>>67708737
savage
>>67708665
It's probably the only thing I've ever laughed at then immediately felt bad about for laughing at.
>>67708737
Are we posti Mong quotes?
>>67708757
could you heem that head?
How does /heem/ feel about Joe eating bread on his podcast today?
>>67708665
>metastasized to bone
this kid will be dead before the year's out. sad.
>>67708806
And to hear the lamentations of their women.
You guys are all idiots; Rockhold knew he was smart not to fight me. I had a camp and ranked 10, so what if I am coming off a loss, these things are just numbers man haha. Like think, they are just numbers man, get over it, whats a number anyway? what do they represent? See what I mean? I'm over them, and rankings and losses, can't believe you guys are'nt as well
>>67708911
I'm glad this post isn't racist. Proud of you anon.
>>67708911
heemstreaming Vale Tudo and Rio Heroes for the forseeable future
>>67708911
>be ranked number 10
>coming off a loss
>opponent pulls out
>offered number four on short notice
>he's primarily a striker and never shoots for takedowns
>your greatest strength is striking
>your biggest weakness is wrestling
>turn down fight offer
some of you guys are alright
don't go to ufc 199
>>67709002
>implying
>>67709099
it's just a prank bro
post your ufc walkout song
>>67705690
that was diaz goon martin sano jr
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>>67707312
i appreciate the time and effort you took to make these webms..
but wouldn't it have been easier to just post the full youtube video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q5yj16ZfL8
>>67709161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo
just watched yesterdays tuf
both of those girls cant wrestle for shit lol
>>67709161
Wait, UFC fighters actually post in these threads?
