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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Hellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67697580
NEWS:
>Hoe Hogan will leave if the UFC is sold
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11692716/joe-rogan-says-theres-a-100-percent-chance-he-leaves-the-ufc-if-the
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11706610/holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-at-140-pounds
>Chris Weidman talks about UFC 199 withdrawal
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700656/chris-weidman-explains-reason-for-ufc-199-withdrawal
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
RIZIN 2 when
1st for Mighty Mouse being the most charismatic champ in UFC right no
>>67706522
Stop making threads then you cuck
3rd for weedman is still my boy
>>67706099
>>67706174
>>67706348
>>67706540
Looks like I have enough material to make about 8 more of these, kek
will cyprus very own micheal bispingus heem rockhold in the first?
Reminder that the only reason the UK isn't the GOAT mma nation is because every other nation was roiding till USADA cucked them
Reposting question from last thread to promote discussion:
>Maybe I'm retarded, but I have question:
>Why can't women heem each other more often? Obviously they aren't built like men and don't have any business being compared to other male fighters in any capacity, but they all have proportionately similar strength/endurance to other women. So you'd think they'd heem each other with the regularity of at least male featherweights.
>Why can't a 115lb female KO another 115lb female stiff?
Reminder you should eat 3 organic, grass-fed gis a day, but only after being used thoroughly after having been trained in 3 times a day
>>67706636
>with the regularity of at least male featherweights.
Why compare them with featherweights and not flyweights, who they're closer in weight to?
>>67706636
Lets take Mark Hunt. He's 5ft10 and fights at HW and has the ability to take shots from giga nigga HW's
Unless you're babby chinned getting KO'd stiff by someone isn't easy. So the chance of a chick the same height as Mark Hunt getting KO'd at 135lbs? Is almost zero
Just a heads up that Whatsapp is down atm lads
>this post is MMA related
>>67706666
you're an idiot
>>67706689
Not really. Unless you're draining yourself to the point of near death and thus leaving your brain without sufficent fluids getting KO'd comes down to the force of the blow. A 135lb chick couldn't KO a baby
This is the future UFC champ
>>67706636
the power gap between a male and a female is huge
plus the're way lighter and have smaller frames
>>67706686
>0:37
He needs to be banned for that shit.
should I keep going?
>>67706782
of course
>>67706753
they have thicker skulls body lifter man
>>67706827
dayum u smart sun
how cum men evolved to withstand punishment tho
>>67706776
kek
Should I carb load for my first aikido match?
>>67706868
>that pic
>carbs
yes
Anyone got the webm of George Roops leg break from the other week?
>>67706872
>Hashbown in a biscuit
>No carbs
>>67706893
If no one has it I'll make one for you after I've finished my spinny shit.
Must have been painful as fuck tho
>>67706937
Cheers bro
Could you beat Artem under UFC rules?
>>67706981
look at him, he's pathetic.
>>67706981
Kek. I always forget how small his arms are
>>67706981
Mewvement.
Do you think you could beat Joe Rogan in a sanctioned MMA fight?
>SportsBet has Rockhold at -755, while William Hill is currently at -588. Bisping is hovering around +500, meaning you could win $500 for a $100 bet.
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/2016/05/19/luke-rockhold-opens-as-massive-betting-favorite-over-michael-bisping
Place ya bets, lads
https://youtu.be/UwVmqFSV8hg
>>67707095
CHEEKY TENNER
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>>67707081
yeah he'd piss test hot before the fight even happened
>>67707062
Kek fake shit still has a bigger gate
>>67706981
neetrex vs eserex when?
I wanna put a cheeky 20 on bisping where can I bet online?
>>67707120
Pride rules bitch
I think Rogan would heem you by soccer kick in the 8th minute of the first
>>67707095
>+500
those are terrible odds for just hoping something fluky happens
Remember that you're all doubting Bisping lads.
I don't want people after the fact saying they knew it all along
>>67706782
please do
>>67707162
>I don't want people after the fact saying they knew it all along
where do you think you are?
>>67707135
>8th minute of the first
I wouldn't last that long, KO by 2 minutes or less of first
>>67707187
I think you'd be surprised
>>67707185
This time is going to be different though
I'm keeping tabs on things
>>67707226
How drunk are you?
>>67706981
>this "man" almost won TUF
>>67707246
KEK
Love this one
>>67707162
I already know what is going to happen, but I won't say it so I don't spoil it for the rest of you.
>>67707095
You are literally retarded if you don't throw a cheeky $10 on Bisping just for drama's sake.
>>67707106
>Nick's spinny shit
>George's unimpressed backstop
>Condit's face at 0:16
good webm, lad
Last one lads.
I'll make one of that leg break now
>>67706636
they aren't strong enough you idiot
not enough explosive strength
>>67707312
>Brock spin
BASED
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>>67706593
the first one cuts off the last spinny (makdessi i think)
>>67707259
What is she doing with her fight career? Why is she posting this stuff?
>>67707341
>3,905 likes
>4 minutes
>>67707341
what did she mean by that?
>>67707365
SLETTEN
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>>67707365
How many You's do you think she could get if she posted on /heem/?
>>67707233
>>67707260
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kids? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that when replying to me. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm The Judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>67706593
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ADAM KHALIEV.
He was supposed to fight Krauss in 2014 but wasn't cleared for some reason. Hasn't fought at all since 2012 but is still apparently on the UFC roster. Did he join ISIS or something?
Lads how do I become a matchmaker for an MMA organisation?
I am 6ft1
Original res as file
>>67707383
0, real fitefans @ roasties
>>67707420
cut off your legs
>>67707397
>>67707421
Man i fucking hate George Roop so much
I love seeing him get BTFO
>>67707162
Notice how it's only british people that are rooting for Bispbing? Who gives a fuck about that one-eyed dude?
>>67707443
And here's the little pool of blood dripping out his leg
>>67707449
I'm rooting for him. I have the most English name here though.
>>67707421
Is it the backswing hitting his shin that broke it or did throwing the kick strain something? How the fuck did this happen?
>>67707466
>I have the most English name here though
How are Sadiq Mohammed?
>>67707479
I think he checked a kick earlier in the fight. No idea really, but I'm gonna go with that
>>67707495
lol, i mean the most english name before london was conquered
Full fight here with leg snap, starts around 10 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4-W2kjRuQ
Which of these scenarios are more likely;
A, Conor has bluffed the media and fans into believing he has been solely training his boxing while secretly training BJJ non stop in preparation for Diaz.
B, Conor actually believes the UFC will allow him a boxing match with Floyd and has unironically been training boxing since he was scrapped from the 200 card.
>>67707312
no spinning elbow from mike pyle's last fight?
>>67707542
thank you
>>67707312
thank you for your service
>>67707631
Well considering that option B is autistic fanfiction, I'd have to go with A
>>67707631
I like scenario A.
Why hasn't Joe Rogan (UFC commentator and former kickboxing champion) ever done a roast?
>>67707631
The UFC will allow him to box Floyd you stupid cunt. Neither scenario will happen because you're delusion fucchead. I hope bispong gets permaheemed.
>>67707631
Conor doesn't seem like the kind of guy to give credence to his opponent's strength by training in preparation for it. He would probably rather try to max out his boxing to try and heem N8, instead of training in BJJ defence (the smart thing to do imo)
Is this the worst meme fighter?
https://youtu.be/0lRHG2b61lI
>>67707686
He has said he wouldnt comfortable making fun of people like that/with the situation in general
>>67707686
He said he doesn't like doing them because it makes him feel bad, plus he's friends with Tony Hinchcliffe who apparently is goat at roasting.
>>67707631
Training jits is the beta route because he's admitting that he has a hole in his game. He'll probably just try to impose his striking on Diaz again, get boxed up by the grown man, then get rocked into a mercy RNC.
Has your boy ever been in a fight with another one of your boys?
>>67702698
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>>67702853
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>>67702977
These webms deserve some attention, Alistair's striking is so fucking good.
>>67707741
>>67707749
wrong he's just not funny at all
>>67707793
You can only have one boy. Anybody that tells you different doesn't even have a boy.
What do you guys think of this?
1/2
If you browse heem and the only martial art you know is bjj, you deserve to get stomped by niggers for trying to pull that shit in the streets like those white boys in that video
>>67707798
*Apart from his defensive shelling against the cage, looks like it could be exploited to land some spicy body shots if someone thought they could avoid any counters
>>67707815
absolute clusterfuck
>>67707806
What about your guaranteed boy vs a prospect boy who could possibly c u c k your #1 out of your good graces?
>>67707845
If you're looking to replace your boy, he's not really your boy is he?
>>67707845
Sounds like you don't have a boy.
>>67707815
the best athlete in that ring is the ref
UFC has cut Lucas Martins despite his win over Robert Whiteford at FN Zagreb, says theyll resign him after a couple good wins outside the UFC because "roster is full", has offer from Bellator, will fight at Featherweight in next couple fights
WSOF signs TUF 23 cuck Phil "next Jon Jones" Hawes
>>67707863
>>67707867
Has a boy ever stopped being your boy?
>>67707888
What the fuck? Is Artem still signed?
>you now remember that BJ Penn retired
>>67707892
He might be a man, but to me he's still my boy.
>>67707892
Anderson used to be my boy, now the natty GOAT is my boy.
>>67707888
>Cutting Martins
RIP
>you can only have one boy
Are "boys" basically your version of waifus?
>>67707907
"""""""retired"""""""
>>67707902
Of course
>>67707888
Staggers me that business is booming for UFC, payouts are ridiculously low and they still feel the need to bizarrely cut people from the roster for seemingly no reason
>>67707924
boys are real
>>67707907
From fighting or from raping? Because both are up in the air at this point.
>>67707924
essentially, yes
>>67707924
No, completely separate. I have a boy but my fightfu is that polish titty monster, I forget her name.
>>67707924
Weird, these Americans, aren't they, lad?
>>67707924
No.
Don't talk about BOY culture if you don't understand BOY culture
>2016
>heavyweight
>>67707907
Nice try, just looked it up and he is fighting in 2 weeks.
>>67707963
this guy gets its it
It is okay to have 3 boys
>>67707902
You will know when Conor's relationship with the UFC is beyond repair when Artem is no longer on the roster.
>>67707977
heresy!
>>67707964
>2016
>lightweight
be careful
>>67707902
Artem is the Han Solo of this company. When he gets cut, you know the McGregor bridge is completely burned.
>>67707977
no, you can have 1 of your choosing plus nick and nate
>>67707631
Rickson Gracie was right when he said that the newer gracie's lose because they try to be boxers and other things they're not. He said it makes no sense to prepare to fight a striker by trying to become a boxer in a 2 month training camp.
Diaz is a high level black belt with years of experience and goober cant catch up with that no matter how hard he tries. I'm not saying this means he should totally abandon groundwork but to prepare for the fight by focusing heavily on groundwork against someone with years of experience is a waste of time. If you had to fight a guy after school tomorrow and you knew he was a boxer you wouldn't spend your time preparing to go in there and stand and bang with him would you.
If goober seriously wants to beat Diaz he should focus on takedown defence and anything that can get him back on the feet the fastest. The only times the fight went to the ground were by goober initiating it so if he can get Diaz to play into his strengths and get him to stand and bang with him again he may get lucky
posting more pictures for OP
no gas, no mass
no dope, no hope
>>67708048
the diazi are one boy. notice how you never see them on camera together? suspicious desu
>>67707631
>A, Conor has bluffed the media and fans into believing he has been solely training his boxing while secretly training BJJ non stop in preparation for Diaz.
This would be incredibly retarded.
>B, Conor actually believes the UFC will allow him a boxing match with Floyd and has unironically been training boxing since he was scrapped from the 200 card.
He actually has been training boxing, but for Diaz.
The guy he was sparring with the other day is a tallish southpaw.
>>67708056
>If you had to fight a guy after school tomorrow and you knew he was a boxer you wouldn't spend your time preparing to go in there and stand and bang with him would you.
i would heem every there
Post your boy now or lose him forever.
>>67708056
agreed 100%
and against nate this works even better because he doesn't even try to have the fight go to the ground, conor could fight the whole fight standing if he wants
not that beating nate on the feet is an easy task (pretty much impossible for conor actually), but still
>>67708109
>>67708113
>schaub
>successful
>you
>getting dubs
>>67708113
claimed
>>67708102
Throw it baby, throw it.
>>67708131
Should we all chip in?
>>67708109
the black angels - snake in the grass
>>67708113
always and forever
>>67708197
Sorry man, my money is still going towards buying the UFC for /heem/.
>>67708156
kek, he looks older in each round
He even somehow manages to lose hair
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
>>67708197
No, you weirdo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11716862/diego-brandao-accepts-nine-month-suspension-from-usada-for-positive
>suspended
>for weed
Yeah, USADA sure is fixing things.
>>67708221
he then proceeds to heem him
>>67708214
oh dear
>>67708214
Is that nick's mum on the left?
What does his dad look like?
>>67708214
they look pretty normal while her sister is ugly as fuck lol
I will heem anyone that is rude to me, I fucking hate bullies.
>>67708221
that should be enough
>>67708214
Weight Diaz
>>67708221
Do you have the heem from this fight?
>>67708226
>implying weed isn't a PED.
>implying weed isn't degenerate as fuck.
>>67708246
their sister*
Why does Ariel try so hard to make Mighty Mouse seem interesting?
>muh house chores
>muh twitch
>>67708214
Thick Diaz
>>67708221
Should have given eachother a cheeky wank to relieve all the tension.
>>67708248
Back up dude
>>67708221
What a nice webm. I smile every time I see it.
>>67708256
Shut up, Brazil, your country is the primary reason we have these rules.
>>67708113
CLAIMED
EVERYONE ELSE BACK OFF
>>67708245
He's never met him.
>>67708276
Good stoppage or early stoppage?
>>67708273
*spits in your face*
>>67708283
>picking a boy with exploding knees
>>67708283
be careful goof
le ramadan man has been my boy for years
>>67708279
And now you have a clean, family friend sport. You're welcome.
>>67708299
was a bit late getting there
>>67708299
Good stoppage
Cabral wasn't defending himself, he would have been on the ground with a few more punches
Joe Rogan claims every single fucking fighter is "the best p4p [X] in their weight class" or they're an ELITE level [X] in every fucking promo.
It's like they just overdub the fighter's name onto them
>>67708221
>>67708276
What a weird sport we watch, lads
>>67708267
To try and help people like you understand how Mighty Mouse is pretty based and is impressive af and dispel the notion he's not worth paying attention to
Anyone else like to play fall asleep to old episodes of TFATK? I like to put my phone on the pillow next to me. Feels like Schaub and Callen are in bed with me as I drift off to dream land.
>>67708334
The UFC does use a lot of old audio of Joe saying that
He really only thinks Jones and DJ are the best
>>67708334
>hur dur opinions change
shocking isn't it?
>>67708343
do you wake up dumber?
>>67708311
I don't want a clean family friendly sport.
I want everyone to look like the hulk again.
I want to watch them nearly kill each other with freak athleticism.
Fuck you.
>>67708321
Fuck you too, fights shouldn't even be stopped while they're still on the feet.
Half of them shouldn't even be stopped while on the ground.
>>67708301
You know if you ever did something like that I would kill you.
I don't mean I will fight you, I mean I will literally kill you.
>>67708355
Ive had strong morning wood every day since over started.
>>67708365
>I don't want a clean family friendly sport.
>I want everyone to look like the hulk again.
>I want to watch them nearly kill each other with freak athleticism.
>Fuck you.
calm down coldsteel
>>67708342
I agree that he is impressive but Ariel's ass licking is just annoying, who the fuck cares about him doing the house chores?
>>67708370
Oh yeah? 1v1 me on UFC 2 right now, bitch
>>67708365
That's one mad brit holy shit.
>>67708393
If you feelin' froggy.... JUMP
>>67708131
>technical fitness drink
Fuck that. It looks like those drinks you see at the cahsier counter at the liquor store. Just that the bottle is green. Ken had a JUST career and life
>abandoned by his family
>living in junkyard cars
>fighting kids and getting stabbed
>gets offer to try out for the Chargers and rather does the UFC
>the Rich Franklin fight
>the Tito fights
>made millions in MMA and got JUST'd in the divorce
>his adopted dad who turned his life around was gay
>knee to the balls by Royce
>no one gets him for fights because he gets paid and never goes to actually fight
>wears chokers
>was living in an RV
>Couldn't choke out Kimbo
I'm probably missing stuff.
>>67708385
It highlights the complexity of his character. Throughout the week leading up to a fist fight in a cage, against an Olympian, in front of millions of people, with hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line And he is seemingly more concerned with powerwashing his fence.
>>67708334
It's literally his job
as long as he's paid he's not gonna say "eh this fight is pretty shit you might wanna skip it"
>>67706686
FUCKING BAN THIS EYE POKING CUNT ALREADY, FUCKING NIGGER
HOPE DC BEATS HIM AND RDA GETS DESTROYED BY KHABIB SO WE HAVE MOSTLY WHITE CHAMPIONS
>>67708418
nobody gives a fuck desu
>>67708413
He rescued Vince Mcmahons daughter from the Undertaker. He's a hero.
>"""""great""""" britain
>literally first time EVER challenging for a title
>it's because the original challenger fell out
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67708413
he looks like such a dirty knacker
>>67708457
not cool bro.
>>67708442
*you don't give a fuck
>>67708457
>criticizing the English
Just stop it's beyond disrespectful
>>67708464
>>67708506
the fuck you gonna do about it pucc?
>>67708506
look how fucking wide this nigga's mouth is. looks like a literal chimp.
baka when will the world wake up and wipe out these chthonic 'groids.
>>67708151
step aside yankee doodle
that boy your claiming is in fact, MY BOY
>>67708214
sister looks like she has PCOS
or she's on anti-epileptics or something
>>67708553
tough luck paddy. I claimed him first and he's been my boy for years.
>>67708548
become the change you want to see in the world
>>67708580
lmfao
>>67708581
he shouldn't have abandoned protestantism
>>67708581
why him and not her
>>67707341
>>67708584
i just hope that during the inevitable afro-chinese neo-colonial conflict the chinks show no mercy.
>>67708581
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581233/Seven-year-old-boy-spent-two-years-growing-hair-donate-cancer-patients-diagnosed-aggressive-form-disease.html?
Link checks out. That's pretty fucking cruel 2bqh
>>67708667
post chinkspirational quotes
>this is heem related
>>67708737
savage
>>67708665
It's probably the only thing I've ever laughed at then immediately felt bad about for laughing at.
Are we posti Mong quotes?
>>67708757
could you heem that head?
How does /heem/ feel about Joe eating bread on his podcast today?
>>67708665
>metastasized to bone
this kid will be dead before the year's out. sad.
>>67708806
And to hear the lamentations of their women.
You guys are all idiots; Rockhold knew he was smart not to fight me. I had a camp and ranked 10, so what if I am coming off a loss, these things are just numbers man haha. Like think, they are just numbers man, get over it, whats a number anyway? what do they represent? See what I mean? I'm over them, and rankings and losses, can't believe you guys are'nt as well
>>67708911
I'm glad this post isn't racist. Proud of you anon.
heemstreaming Vale Tudo and Rio Heroes for the forseeable future
>>67708911
>be ranked number 10
>coming off a loss
>opponent pulls out
>offered number four on short notice
>he's primarily a striker and never shoots for takedowns
>your greatest strength is striking
>your biggest weakness is wrestling
>turn down fight offer
some of you guys are alright
don't go to ufc 199
>>67709002
>implying
>>67709099
it's just a prank bro
post your ufc walkout song
>>67705690
that was diaz goon martin sano jr
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>>67707312
i appreciate the time and effort you took to make these webms..
but wouldn't it have been easier to just post the full youtube video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q5yj16ZfL8
>>67709161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo
just watched yesterdays tuf
both of those girls cant wrestle for shit lol
>>67709161
Wait, UFC fighters actually post in these threads?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldnt bust a nut on/in Arianny
Smh. Heem truly is the most homo sport ever.
>>67709183
lol i was just listening to Cold
>>67709203
this bitch would have to pay me to have my see inside her plastic pussy
>>67709161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1zcyQ-QcRw
>>67709221
Are you a gynecologist?
>>67709242
dyslexiocologist
on another note, lanchana is a real qt
hope she doesn't up her roid doses tho because shes just perfect atm
>>67709203
>when you're 30 trying to look 13
/heem/ sleepy
Everything sleepy
>>67706522
Will Bisbing ever wear the belt?
>>67709551
maybe rockhold fucks up and gets caught by USADA after the fight
>>67709551
Rockhold gets injured and Bisping beats Uriah Hall for the interim belt.
>>67709567
>>67709635
Not funny.
based schaub of comfy naps
i'm coming for you lad
>>67709653
>>67709672
Not funny.
>>67709732
delet
>>67709732
who are you talking about
If Bisping wins, how do you see him winning?
>>67709819
some brit posted that months ago saying he could heem every here and that if we had a problem with it we could do something about it. im going through my folders deleting stuff and thought i'd post it one last time.
>>67709865
>months ago
Feels like a year
>conor mcgregor vs nate diaz confirmed for 202
>nick diaz vs matt brown is also in the works
any chance they do nick diaz vs matt brown on the 202 card too?
>UFC 194 was over eight years ago
>>67708311
How does it feel being a straightedge fag in one of the most degenerate countries in the world?
>>67709203
i would bust as many nuts as she wanted. she is built to be a fuckdoll
Alright, so Conor realised he's never going to be ready to fight Diaz for 200, given it's not too far off and he hit up Dana letting him know that they need to sort some shit out. They decide to pull this shit and keep McGoob's name in the lights through Twitter.
Diaz goes on holiday whilst Goobs is on a very extended training camp and trains endlessly until the new fight day in hopes that he can beat Diaz this time round
We can all agree now that that's the way it went down, right?
>>67708911
>>67708969
Makes sense IMO. Why risk losing to Bisbong when he will probably lose his next fight and your next matchup will almost inevitably be higher profile?
friendly reminder
>>67710018
whatever. Conor was holding his own until Diaz caught up. no way Conor beats Nate, though, not even on a year's training camp. hell, Nate came in without even having one. i'd prefer to see Conor fight Don Anjos or Edgar. i doubt he wins either but why endure another loss to Nate? i dig them both and don't want to see them fight again. i also want to see Nate get another title shot. not that he deserves it but he's always entertaining.
>>67710173
>i also want to see Nate get another title shot
Don't think Nate cares about the belt. They probably offered him RDA at 200 before deciding to put RDA on Fight Pass
>>67710218
yeah, he really doesn't care, does he? sucks. really wish he'd get his career in order but that doesn't seem to be the plan anymore. then again, there are plenty of money fights out there for him and Nick.
btw, who is Dos Anjos fighting? been out of the loop.
>>67708087
Yoel has the best physique i've ever seen. The dude is ridiculous.
>>67710438
Eddie Alvarez, only on Fight Pass
>>67707479
All four of Roop's kicks were checked. Left shoulder, left forearm, left quad, right forearm/elbow.
He is billed as 6' 1" with legs like twigs. The fourth and final one was torqueing upward and caught a swivel from his opponent to oppenent's left with right arm block.
That was the fracture, initially. As Roop attempted to keep balance, when his right foot came down and planted it caused the compound fracture.
I'm interested to see how Cain performs post USADA.
People like to meme about him being shit these days but let's be honest, the altitude really was a massive factor in the Werdum fight. Not that that excuses anything though.
>>67710684
was cain vs werdoom on short notice? because if not, i don't see any excuses for cain on why he didn't move to mexico a couple of months before the fight to run through the hills and fight for his lyfe
just sayin
why does rose stay cucking pat barry on social media?
i dont care if they're "not fucking", i dont want my girl working out 1 on 1 with another dude
watching the latest episode of the ultimate fighter, damn this green girl is qt as fuck lads
>>67706626
>>67706626
Running in pawing like a mad dog against a golden gloves boxer.
Yeah that'll work.
Werdum fights smart most of the time, sad to see him get clipped like that.
>>67708911
>Hall is good meme
>>67710742
I wasn't making excuses for him either, it was a silly mistake that may well have cost him his title and he definitely didn't deserve the instant rematch he got.
I'm just interested to see how he performs in his first fight back after that, and seeing how he looks in the post USADA world. Doubt he'll be different physically, but if his gas tank starts looking real spotty I think it'd be telling.
>>67710814
I know right?
Especially considering that in other fights it seems that he's lacked for killer instinct if anything.
>>67707123
and apparently the WWE pays better plus they pay for travel and lodging.
Real shit doesn't pay all that well unless you're on top of the pyramid.
>>67710878
>>67710814
You can excuse it somewhat, because he legit got rocked seconds earlier, so you could argue he wasn't thinking straight and didn't really realise what he was doing
>>67710742
yeah, not excusing Cain at all, but the altitude did play a factor, as did his arrogance thinking it wouldn't. sucks Werdum lost the belt so quick but that shitty game planning on his part. Stipe was beatable. namely, take him down, rough him up, bjj his ass.
anyways, hope Stipe holds the belt for a while. i really dig him but Overeem's no joke.
>>67709672
Schaub actually won this fight, got memed on by the judges though
>>67710879
Working for the WWE involves throwing yourself at the ground a few times a week and pretending to lose to smaller men you may not like and may even know you could beat the shit out of in front of a racuous crowd of disgusting hicks.
You've also got the stigma of working in a business that most people have almost no respect for.
>>67710828
based whittaker
>protect yourselves at all time
that's a clinic highkick defence from the mma beginners textbook
>>67710845
both cain and fabio can go suck a cuck and burn in hell in some undercard at a b-tier regional promotion, i couldn't care less
and speaking of heavyweights, i have the distinct feeling that mark hunt may become a champion one day, he is just down there the ladder watching fatfucks falling left and right passing him by while drowning into literallywhoness
>>67710918
there is saying that eople from los andes and generally anyone who lives more than 1500ft of altitude chews cocaine plants to widen the loans or some shit, only issue is rotten teeth and 3rd world smileys but who cares anyway right
>>67711079
lungs*
>>67711111
That's 5 1's Spain, nice digits
huehue
>>67711111
jesus what a waste of quints
FROM NOW ON IM QUINTON
Jesus christ remind me not to try and have a real discussion with that faggot again.
>>67711209
Spain? He varies from making a decent post to posting some absolute trash. Sort of strange
Can't wait for Rory to beat this faggot
>>67711160
Put your pecker back in your pants cowboy...
>>67710879
> plus they pay for travel and lodging.
No they don't. You little fighter pay whiners never have your facts straight. What a pathetic waste of space you must be.
>>67711111
goof check
>>67711530
they really don't get paid enough though, at least the lesser known unranked fighters
It's
>>67711553
Piledriver.
Nice.
>>67711553
Literal
>>67711530
>it's an anon defends UFC paying fighters peanuts to the death for no particular reason post
Do you defend the Reebok deal too?
that zoom in is gold.
where can I watch brown thompson
dont ufc.com me
>>67711551
"Enough" is a relative term. You get what youre worth in life.
>>67711599
Point out where I said anything about the UFC or how they pay their fighters. I pointed out that dude was wrong for saying the WWE pays their talent for travel. I know they don't because I read Mick Foley's book and he talked about renting cars and staying in motels.
>>67711637
What was wrong with Goldberg's eye? He looks like he had a stroke.
>>67711691
>fightpass
>>67711721
I don't need to point it out because there's this one American who always gets antsy when people say UFC doesn't pay the fighters enough and it's clearly you.
>you little fighter pay whiners
Yeah nothing to infer there. fuggen lel.
>>67711691
try google idiot
>>67711637
what drugs did mike goldberg take while in brazil? did he learn to speak some portuguesa?
>>67711762
cocaine, and it's not wrong
>>67711637
I hope Stann will do the PPVs from now on. He's great.
Unfortunately I've got a feeling that Joe only didn't want to do the show because he'd have to get in the octagon to interview Cyborg.
>>67711813
Coke doesnt do that to a person.
>>67711721
>You get what youre worth in life.
well no, not everyone does lol
>>67711840
molly?
>>67711831
>I hope Stann will do the PPVs from now on. He's great.
>He's great.
He is not great, he is mediocre and can't know his ass to his elbow.
We need Robin Black and some other retired journeyman, but definitely not Stann.
>>67711881
>>67711811
why bother when I can just get my white slaves on it?
working is disgraceful in brazilian culture
>>67711895
That's just plain wrong though.
Why do you say he doesn't know anything?
>>67711895
Can you ???
>defeat Joe Rogan in the Octagon?
If Stann and Kennedy ever fought, who would I cheer for as a patriotic American?
>>67712043
god damnit now my mind is melting
would have to root for a draw desu
>>67712007
His speech is based on both repeating what his partner has just said and by adding some fancy inaccurate wannabe technicisms while shaking his body as if his career was still on.
>>67712015
I'm 6'2" and my reach is 81"
Yes.
What would be the process of fucking a pro wmma fighter?
OOWW MATT BROWN CRACKED HIM
>>67712346
ask caraway
>>67712341
>adding some fancy inaccurate wannabe technicisms
Yeah I'm sure you've got examples to back that one up.
>>67712341
Fight me
6\1\2023
>>67712346
Actually being able to get your dick to rise, sorry Gertrude
>>67712370
Brazil what's wrong with you
>>67712398
Ask Jennifer or Leah about my ability to get my dick to rise.
>>67712463
You don't even have a dick
>yfw netflix buys ufc
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/netflix-should-buy-the-wwe-and-ufc-051816
>>67712381
I don't. I just don't.
>>67712384
That's close to UFC 300. Superfightweek, sounds memorable. I'm in.
>>67712563
What will the main event of UFC 300 be?
>>67712609
Ronda Rousey vs. Gabi Garcia for the womens' light heavyweight belt.
>>67712503
Youre pregnant with my kid, you already list your right to speak. Youre literally my wife and with your dad's cancer ill be head of the company in 2 weeks tops.
You better shutup before i get drunk and beat you
/heem/ is still behind our boy
>>67712645
>Dying man humilates the Brazillian killer
>>67712677
AHHHHH HELP ME DANA!
HE'S KILLING ME!
>>67712679
your boy trains with jabronis bro
>mcgregor hired bodyguards because hes afraid of aldo
stop dodging him in the octagon and he wont have to beat you up IRL
Reverse fallon Fox?
>>67712935
>tfw couldn't tell if babby chin or if Firecrotch Dyke actually does have great power for a woman
>artem mode
Its quiet so im going to dump some bio pics for someone to caption if theres no objections
>>67713223
post Shannon 'Ugly as" Sinn
That's it for today
>>67713244
Checked
>>67712043
Stann is a Conservative 616 Captain America
Kennedy is LITERALLY Ultimate Captain America
>>67713254
see ya bong
>>67713250
Mizuki the best
>>67713254
Dana ._.
Quality article about Maia and the WW Division, felt like I needed to share, which is something I've never done before, let alone it being from MMA Junkie...
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/maia-hoped-for-ufc-change-of-mind-with-woodley-will-stay-ready-to-fill-in-for-title-shot
>>67713250
>mirrors-edge-movie-rumored-casting.jpg
>>67713354
>“I think if I had fought the same way I did, getting the same decisions, but knocking out the opponents I’ve finished instead, I would have had a title shot already,” Maia said. “I think that striking is more appreciated, and efficiency is a bit overlooked.
>“But still, I’m not about to change my identity in order to make it.”
It's sad, because it's true.
>>67706593
thanks for all the spinny shit friend
>Rory Vs. Wonderboy is less than a month away
>>67713421
You're welcome.
>mfw Maia will probably get a title shot before Wonderboy
Check out this sick spinning shit
>>67713488
I think edgy brah would be elated.
>>67713421
Such memery.
Who is gonna be the fighter to throw a flying knee to the leg?
>>67713440
>Holloway vs Llamas is literally 2 weeks away
>>67713516
>dat hammerfist straight to the brain stem
>>67713516
hahaha holy fuck that final hammerfist
>>67713573
Kek'd hard.
Disregarding all other rules, should back of head strikes be allowed?
Goodnight
discuss
>tfw Joe Schilling vs Tony Ferguson is a fight that exists and I can't find it anywhere
Free Fights part 4 is on hold until I track it down
>>67713552
I would guess one of the flyweights if they fought a LHW
>>67713497
lol looks like Chael Sonnen
>>67713598
night goof
>>67713695
Holy SHIT can't unsee
>>67713621
sup /fit/
Do you think that MMA is at least partially responsible for the cultural shift away from large, musclebound men being regarded as tough motherfuckers by default?
Might also be attributed to JCVD too.
>>67713760
possibly, I think its the underdog thing too. Seeing a smaller guy dismantle a huge meathead is always fun to see. Maybe that's the manlet part of me speaking though.
>>67713760
>>67713797
You're a Bogan, and you're a leaf.
>>67713903
look out guys, don't upset the radical muslim
Is there anyone at Bantamweight who can beat him?
>>67713903
>you're a bogan
Too true, I'm true blue.
>>67713903
I'm your offspring, friend. Love me.
>>67713421
he literally copied and pasted a youtube video
you're an idiot for thanking someone for that
if he had cut and edited each clip himself from fightpass, sure thank him, but for plagiarizing someone else's work from youtube you thank him?
fuck off
>>67713936
Gotta imagine that silly Dilly would murder him and Cruz would make him look silly and ineffective.
He's a tad too wild, makes for fantastic fights every time but as a wise man once said, the best fighters are too good to have a great fight every time.
>>67713797
>fuck you, you fair-weather bitch! How dare you cross me?
>>67713960
I think someone posted the video in a thread a couple of days ago asking if he could webm it for them, makes sense that he only got around to doing it a few hours ago
>>67713960
whoa relax. I didnt know that he ripped them from a video, and second, he made them into some nice webms for the board. he didn't go all Zombie Prophet and slap a watermark on them.
Yair heems Conor in under one round if they ever fought. He does absolutely everything better except shit talk.
>>67714022
How tall is Conan?
>>67714038
I like Yair, always so entertaining.
>>67713984
Maybe... Karyn Bryant called him "the Brazilian Rory MacDonald" and I kinda agree. They're both very entertaining technical fighters.
>>67714053
5'11"
>>67714044
Isn't he the child of a Jamaican father and a Hollander?
Though I consider Hunto to be sort of Aussie so I guess I can't talk lel
>>67714068
kek
>>67714003
no no one posted the video and asked him to, nice attempt to bail him out though
if they did please go on 4plebs and find it and share it with us, but you wont because you're full of shit webm maker
>>67714022
yeah he plagiarized a youtube vid
here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q5yj16ZfL8
>>67714142
not to mention his shitty webms dont even have sound, why not just post the youtube vid unless you're just doing it to steal (you)'s with another person's content
@67714142
@67714173
no one cares
>>67714173
but technically, a youtube montage is somebody stealing the UFC's content for views...
>>67714089
Ye but he was born and lived in Hounslow till he was 6
>>67714173
not to mention his shitty webms are lower quality and dont even have sound*
as a webm maker myself, there's not a greater offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own
>>67714236
>>67714173
>rory fan
I'm pretty excited for Gardrandt/Almeida, should be a banger.
>>67713797
>Hey Ma, can i have a word with you.
>>67713597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xixSwAZc9E
>Rule number 1 - no hitting the back of the head. What's the difference between the back of the head and the front of the head? A concussion is a concussion. A subdural /heem/atoma is a subdural /heem/atoma. You can hit em on the side of the head and give em a subdural /heem/atoma. There's no difference around the skull. Now, I could see hitting them in the back of the spine, the neck right at the spine, and hammerblowing them really hard, yeah that might be a little racy or risky. But, the back of the head? You can't hit here [Hackleman points to back of head, the part about 2/3s up, about diametrically opposed to brow ridge]? That makes no sense You can hit here [Hackleman points just above and behind ear] but not here [Hackleman points to back of head] so it's a silly rule, because it makes no sense. The guy's hitting a guy and he turns his head and all of a sudden it's a foul. I don't think there's any difference between the front of the head, the side of the head, and the back of the head - as long as it's the head, it's potential for comatose state. You can really get hurt getting hit anywhere in the head. So if you're gonna ban the head, ban the head - not the front of the head, and the back of the head... there's no difference. I think singling out the back of the head doesn't make any sense
>>67714142
kek I just remember seeing that video a few days ago on heem, and then i remember him saying a few hours ago he'd made it into a webm, look at his posts, it's one of those.
>saying what I know is bailing him out
>thinking it's me who makes webms
>being this butthut over this
Mate why are you even arsed, just enjoy the spinny shit.
Or even better, get a life.
>>67714296
post the link from 4plebs then faggot
oh wait you wont, cuz you're full of shit
>>67714022
Zombie Prophet is such a tosser lol
@67714311
>burden of proof isn't on the accuser
you're a real faggot
who has the better banter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivHZTTAwejQ
>>67714311
>hory fan confirmed burger range
>>67714396
Michael Bisping's banter is just like his striking
>>67714323
>i hate zombieprophet who makes oc gifs and got a cease and desist from the ufc
>the faggot who steals youtube content and pretends its his own on /heem/ is awesome
>>67714353
kys
>>67714236
>as a webm maker myself, there's not a greater offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own
>>67714430
holy shit man quit trying to crush everyone here with your extra chromosome. Enjoy the webms or dont, it's all fun here. If you cant handle it then take your hurt feelings to /r/mma.
>>67714236
as dana white myself, there's not a great offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own, goof. It's also FUCKING ILLEGAL.
>>67714236
you're just shitposting and trolling, right dude? I hope for your sake you are
Ali Bagautinov v Gene Herrera added to FN 89 Ottawa
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-stipe-miocic-cleveland-first-title-defense-targeting-051916
Stipe's 1st title defense targeted for September event in Cleveland against Overeem or Cain/Travis winner (Overeem in all likelihood)
Digest Update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLhrk1RRfQ
Cyborg Randamie could be Women's Featherweight title fight
>>67714633
he's not got a lot going for him. let him have this.
>>67714430
You've gone and misconstrued my words - very bad!
>>67714652
>or Cain/Travis winner
Several people keep bringing this up but to me it seems highly unlikely that Travis would get a title shot ahead of Overeem even if he ktfo Cain in the first twenty seconds.
>>67714658
>he's not
hearing americans say this triggers my autism
i always thought this was a british thing, but I've started hearing people say it more since I moved to the west coast
>post yfw Travis Browne heems Cain
Let's come up with ways for UFC to use Cyborg
>use her as a sort of final boss of the women
>have her make Invicta title defences on UFC shows when she's fighting someone with a name
>have her fight men's bantamweights in one of those anything goes states
>hory fan dropped trip
it must suck being that weakminded
>>67714697
Are you from New England?
>>67714652
>Ali Bagautinov v Gene Herrera added to FN 89 Ottawa
Goddamnit Shelby stop making these shitty matchups
>Cyborg Randamie could be Women's Featherweight title fight
Randamie looks like such a promising destroyer sometimes, and totally milk-toast other times. Hope she brings her A-game and controls that pace and offense of Cyborg...
>>67714747
Northern Florida
![3049577800000578-0-image-a-11_14531047189071[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6XCUdGs.jpg "3049577800000578-0-image-a-11 14531047189071[1]")
>>67714715
>>67714750
>milk-toast
wHat
>>67714730
>those fleeting moments when we see reminders of how good Roy is on the ground
I wish Roy would've mixed his martial arts more in his post-TUF10 UFC career, instead of just letting himself become Mr Big Right hand
>>67714753
west coast is best coast. welcome to the better half of the US
You gotta be shitting me.
>>67714815
this is triggering me hard guys, I don't know if I can contain it
>>67714795
I've been here for a few years
I liked it better in Florida desu
also In N Out is overrated
>>67713597
>>67714287
Hitting the back of the head is hardly any different than the front or side to be honest. The real risk is hitting the vulnetable brain stem which is much easier to do when hitting the back of the head. I think One fc has a rule that allows strikes behind the ear and past the top of the head but not near the back of the neck for that reason
>>67714815
Who's that?
>>67714815
>Not Off the Record with Michael Landsberg
>>67714831
Yeah, In N Out Burger isn't that great. I still go there to eat whenever I visit San Fran tho
>>67714884
>tfw no more chael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiNXfPZjB98
>>67714926
>tfw landberg has better social skills than you
>>67714912
So what's the best burger place on the West Coast? How about the East Coast?
>>67714985
No no no, come to Brazil my freen
>>67714985
Just go to Wendy's or something
>>67714985
Florida guy here
Best large fast food burger chain in the west coast is Fatburger imo, a bit pricy though
Best on the East Coast/South is Whataburger
>>67715031
Why do all the craziest news articles come out of florida? Is it because of the sun or are journalists just looking for more wacky shit to report?
>>67715016
chick on the left has some guns, mirin
>>67706776
If Jones pokes again, what are the odds that the ref takes a point?
>mfw Jon doesn't reclaim his belt because of the deducted points from the eye pokes
>>67714985
http://www.operationautismonline.org/news/west-coast-conference-on-autism/
https://www.autismspeaks.org/resource/east-coast-assistance-dogs-inc
>>67715057
Think that's his wife
>>67715056
The state has the loosest disclosure laws in the country
The same stuff happens in other places, it's just reported on more often in Florida
>>67715016
>That left girl arm
Damn
NEW: >>67715089
>>67715074
they also have more reptiles and shit
>>67715077
i already pointed that out you faggot argie fuck. go suck a penguin's dick while pretending it's a falklands sheep
>>67715112
rekt
schaub had the funniest moment this year on his podcast when he described that horse fucking that guy in the ass
but hey, spain is the shitposter
>>67715131
Kek, no wonder their burgers are fucking miniature
>>67715168
they're called sliders you unamerican goof
oh shit i got one right
>>67713592
did he died
>>67715162
you are
>>67706522
>Not beating the thread until dead
You know nothing of /heem/
>>67723070
You can say that again.
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