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NEWS:
>Mayhem out of Venator card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru
>Hall: Rockhold is ducking me
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/19/11715808/ufc-199-uriah-hall-luke-rockhold-fighting-easy-michael-bisping-he-knew-full-camp-mma
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11706610/holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-at-140-pounds
Conor McGregor
>http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2641357-floyd-mayweather-reportedly-offers-conor-mcgregor-50m-for-new-years-eve-fight?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
I have heard them. They have sung to me, to the sound of triumphant trumpets. Let not the beast lead you into temptation.
Just as Jesus walked on water, Michael will deliver us from evil, deliver us from the tyranny of those whose bodies have been corrupted against nature, abominations to the Lord our God.
Take heed, for they have spoken to me!
Let not these words fall on deaf ears!
Michael will deliver us, God wills it!
holly
jon
jeff
>>67720971
>50 million
>the state of Floyd's bait
>>67720981
>ay jon
>ye wut
>jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>67715089
fill this thread up you fucking goofs
>>67720981
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2641205-holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-despite-rejecting-ufc-198-bout?yptr=yahoo
>>67721001
autism
>>67720971
>"2016 will also be my fookin year!"
>gets btfo first fight of the year
>doesn't fight until next year
>the city of kekland
>>67720999
kek, I'm stealing that
>>67721015
would be a good fight
Your 3 favorite fighters:
1.
2.
3.
Your 3 most hated fighters:
1.
2.
3.
>>67721146
Khabib
Dominick Cruz
Ben Rothwell
Josh Coscheck
Tony Ferguson
BJ Penn
>>67720971
50 mil to get humiliated and KO'd
>>67721146
1. Mr Mayagi
2. Rocky II
3. Vegeta
1. The black guy out of Bugsy Malone
2. CM Punk
3. Schaub
>>67721240
he looks like a halloween mask
Holm doesn't know what she's getting into
>>67721269
If he is he's certainly not #1
I mean seriously guys just look at this fucking thing
>>67721318
>that pic
>>67721146
>Schaub
>Conor
>Cruickshank
>DC
>Cain
>Robbery
>>67721318
I think either holloway or ferguson is #1
![tony_ferguson00074_large_large_117118[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HMfQzuH.jpg "tony_ferguson00074_large_large_117118[1].jpg")
>>67721404
Was about to say that Tony Ferguson is hardly ugly but after googling an image to disprove it I must say that he looks real fuggen goofy from certain angles.
Live in ~3 bings
https://youtu.be/0CsDK07ZjNY
https://youtu.be/0CsDK07ZjNY
https://youtu.be/0CsDK07ZjNY
>>67721208
>3. Vegeta
Good choice.
>>67721439
he looks good in that pic compared to how he really looks
theres a reason why they call him the boogeyman
stop posting these ugly gooks tyrone, or i swear to god i'll slap your shit again
>>67721484
Yeah that pic was the one meant to prove that he's good lookin' lel
there are 2 namefags?
>>67720945
It's my birthday, /heem/.
All I want is webm's of hues getting heemed.
ACB IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsDK07ZjNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsDK07ZjNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsDK07ZjNY
>>67721318
Her eyes are haunting.
>>67721501
Happy Birthday Canada
![Post-Ferguson1.Still001.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ElH1OAZ.jpg "Post-Ferguson1.Still001.0[1].jpg")
JUST
>>67721491
Pickett on the commentary
>>67721481
>the overcompensating manlet who always got beat by the MC and his son is a good choice
>>67721493
There's two "Rory fans"
Honestly don't know what they gain from shitting this place up
>>67721501
Happy Birthday.
>>67721512
honestly with his social status rizin should get him to do some freakshow fights desu
>>67721509
>lying on an anonymous imageboard
i'm at the mcdonalds on wyandotte tough guy, wru?
Didn't see anyone else had done it so
>>67721529
I'm personally a fan of Frieza
I'm writing a rough draft for a Change.org petition. This isn't for something faggy like a video game. It's for something that is actually important. It's to have Demetrious Johnson move up to BW and for the flyweight division to be completely abolished. Not only would fighting improve but so would the lives of the fighters.
1. Weight cutting is a hot topic issue ,and 125 lbs is unnatural weight for anyone. You lose brain fluid making your more susceptible to concussions,AIDS and other illnesses. Fighters would perform better as they aren't weight drained and could eat more.
2. UFC improvement. It's is common knowledge the FLW is a total failure . Conor McGregor,Jon Jones,Donald Cerrone,Rampage,Bisping, all fighters added to Mighty Mouse cards. All fighters could be used on other cards.
3.Money. All Mighty Mouse cards have been complete failures. Drawing jack shit. People also leave during his fight because he sucks.
I hope you sign it when it's ready to go. I will ensure Dana receives the link showing the fans have spoken.
![13250282_1076091562455414_917536130_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jx24yWN.jpg "13250282_1076091562455414_917536130_n[1].jpg")
Oi, I'm stealing a neato idea from the mandramatics at /asp/
Basically there's this bot that will photoshop shit on the fly if you ask it a question like "What if x was y", all you need to do is head to this website and choose the messenger option. Needs a Facebook or Skype account though.
https://www.projectmurphy.net/
HEEM
>>67721545
needs some jeff
>>67721574
>getting balls put into your chest
how low can one's self esteem be?
>>67721637
i'm here pussy. i don't see you. scared again?
>>67721655
I have no idea what's going on anymore
>>67721574
turbomanletweight is still better than heavyweight
>>67721693
This picture has never been more appropriate.
>>67721501
happy birthday canabro
>>67721520
Oh, I see why he hates Sage now
>>67721671
>>67721693
Well yea, but that doesn't make it good. I think LHW should be abolished and just merged with HW, I mean what is the fucking point of the division. We would still get Jones vs Daniel title fight.
>>67721746
>4/9/2016
it's not even raining out pussy. try again.
>>67721693
Speaking of which...
>>67721693
why you have to lie?
>>67721754
>if you can't make 185 you should fight people up to 260 instead
Yeah nah you're an idiot
>>67721502
Roger that reporting in
RHCP entrance vs Spooky Slavic entrance... hmmm
I was unironically considering going to venator
>>67721788
>Slavic
its Chechen mate
>>67721805
Hmmmmmm
>>67721757
We were supposed to fight on 4/9
I showed up, it was raining that day. You didnt show. You laughed and wad proud for "baiting" me when you wasted a shot at making heem an official fight club. Youre not a bother or a disappointment to me, but to this entire general.
Will sage ever make it into the top 10?
HEEEEEMmm
HEEM SLEEPY
McGregor-eque
>>67721758
This wee man is fighting on the Bellator card tonight.
https://youtu.be/bcXQKRlilns
He needs to fight this black midget on the next freakshow card.
>>67721545
why is he wearing pajama pants?
Nobody can take that left hand
>>67721821
I showed up Tyrone. You pussied out and didn't show. You pussied out a second time a week ago. You're now pussying out for the third time. You talked all that shit too and even posted that webm of you wrestling in high school like it would intimidate me.
You're a joke Tyrone.
>>67721754
the other way around, just end HW, there's no point in having 110+kg fighters if they have to be on soccer mom steroid cycles, you'll just end up with a bunch of old fat guys that cant cut to 205lb
>>67721848
Then the winner can fight Joe Warren
>>67721856
>if they have to be on soccer mom steroid cycles
>>67721827
Daddy Dana will take care of that.
Barberena vs CM punk when
>>67721855
>trying this hard
>wanting my attention and lying this badly
Just relax, accepted that you failed. Everyone saw that you didnt show up that day. Youre anonymous, and no one cares. You keep bringing this up, you had one shot and you failed, just let it go.
Still don't get what's meant to be so irredeemably awful about heavyweight anyways
Is it a meme?
>>67721875
in dutch it means less horse meat
>If we were on the battlefields in the 1200's, in the Medieval, the Dark Ages, this motherfucker would be back hiding in the bushes while guys like me, I'd be on the fucking front lines with a sword in my hand. He'd be over in the fucking bushes throwing tomatoes and shit or something.
>>67721905
You're a pussy Tyrone. How many opportunities do I need to give you before you finally show up and fight like a real man?
>>67721836
>>67721856
Watch Rizin or Bellator if you want to see steroid freaks duke it out
>>67721908
It's a complete shit show where the better guy still loses half the time. You might as well watch somebody flip coins and call it a sport.
>>67721848
That's pretty cool actually. Great seeing others follow in Artem's footsteps
>>67721877
What did you just say about me, sir? I’ll have you know I can handle myself, thank you very much. When I was 8, I got on the front page of KARATE Magazine, and I’ve been involved in numerous mixed martial arts events, and I have over 7 confirmed wins. I am training at tristar with Mr. George and I’m the top karate fighter in the whole of Katy, Texas. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will spinning heel-kick you with precision the likes of which has only been demonstrated by Mr. Rogan. You think you can get away with being mean to me over the Internet? Think again, sir. As we speak I am consuming my 101% protein waffles, and I'm balancing on a gym ball with one hand right now so you better prepare for my athleticism, friend. The athleticism that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cardio. You’re going to face defeat, sir. I selfie anywhere, anytime, and I can flip in over seven hundred ways, and that’s part of my warm up. Not only am I extensively trained in flipping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Reebok merchandise and I will use it to its full extent to get more likes and comments than you can ever hope to imagine. If only you could have known what a bad match-up your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have done some kettlebells . But you couldn’t, you can't, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will use you to impress Mr. Dana and you will be sent back to Legacy. You’re going to lose, sir.
>>67721926
I guess you can keep lying. Its a bit different now, if you want to fight you have to post your body and if you want to fight me Youd have to make your way up the ranks. Im number one, and i got there after i got a DQ win from you not showing up.
where are the russian heem posters?
this is the shit
>>67721941
Well yeah, big men can heem each other. That's just a caveat of the divison. Not like it means skill differentials don't exist or that Curtis Blaydes would beat Stipe Miocic tomorrow.
Also doesn't help that fags like you will call a heavyweight fight shit no matter what it actually looked like.
>>67721872
Kek. Who is the real Baddest Manet on the planet.
>>67721951
Top kek. He's got better record the Attempt too.
>Artem is still in the UFC
>Conor is still giving him neetbux
Can TexEIRA beat Rumble?
>>67722014
maybe
>>67721996
Okay lad, reel it in. Until a heavyweight champ proves that it's even possible to defend the title more than twice, it's not a division. It's a bunch of super old guys getting injured or put to sleep by shit boxing. Watch mandrama if you want big roided freaks. MMA is just too physically demanding for people that big.
>>67721941
plus everyone in the division is physically a shadow of their former selves and the fights suffer directly from this
theres almost no new guys
etc
h-heem tappy
>>67721996
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>67722028
Overeem has 4 wins in a row right now.
>>67721984
So you're not showing up yet again? Typical Tyrone.
>>67722041
Shawn Jordan could have been a big deal if he just stayed active and didn't decide he was too good for the UFC...
>>67722054
Oh look, an ameriburger who can't read
>>67722064
hello miguel
>>67722070
Hola muhammed
>>67722028
You're really just trying to force your terrible opinion here, I mean seriously enjoying heavyweights means I like mandrama?
You're also just oversimplifying everything ridiculously to fit your views. Fuck knows why a championship changing hands is meant to prove the weakness of a division rather than the strength of it either.
>>67722064
the fuck kind of stockholm syndrome is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFnlQm3trUw
>>67722081
>I rank Fedor
>>67722064
forgot to switch IPs sorry
Can Stipe defeat Bones ?
>>67722100
I thought we were talking about modern HW
Fedor would probably fight at 205 if he debuted today lol
>>67721797
Do it! You might even get a chance to fight Mayhem
>>67722081
>>67722086
>dat pushup form
RIP shoulders.
I think I broke him
>>67722086
whos that guy
did she ditch pat barry
hey pussy, you still there?
>I'm not Charlie Hebdo and never be
wew
>>67722124
This part?
>>67722152
ya are you even listening to me?
>>67722168
w-wew...
Will Robert Shittaker ever be champion?
>>67722055
As an an objective third party- you're confirmed for an untrained beta dyel.
>>67722232
Doubt it, at least in the near future. The big four all would beat him pretty thoroughly. There's room to improve though, he's one for the future imo.
These are the max weights fighters will be allowed to check into fight week at (6 days before the fight) starting this summer.
>>67722280
The era of the two-stage weight cut is upon us!
Guy fighting Mayhem
>>67722185
looks less depressed, good.
>>67722307
How could anyone be depressed training in official Reebok (tm) gear in a fun playground?
>>67721545
Holly's pretty strong to lift Jon like that
>>67722185
>>67722329
'''workout''=just pushups
>>67722330
not really
>>67722294
is he the one doing the heeming?
>>67722330
>an elite athlete is considered 'strong' when she lifts a 95kg dude up from the most favourable position
nope
any average male could do the same
>>67721204
Nigga I'd take it. Conor's made it vehemently clear he fights to make money anyways.
>>67722280
Cruz is fucked
Mcgoobz is fucked
RDA is fucked
Lawler is fucked
Rockhold is fucked
JBJ was good pre powerlifting, not sure about now
not sure about DC
Stipe and might mouse should be good
>>67721204
>to get humiliated and KO'd
>>67722365
No shit I'd do it for 500bucks.
>>67722380
I feel offended
another one bites the dust
>>67722398
>Thinks Conor has even a 1/50000 chance.
>>67722423
Probably a better chance winning the lottery
>>67722423
>thinks conor won't land that left hand one way or another
>thinks floyd can take that left hand when it connects
>>67722423
Yea, I don't think Conor will care much about being KOed stiff by Mayweather if he is making 50mil. Floyd will probably take it easy on him and win a comfy decision to save Conor's image, pretty sure that is going to be the agreement.
>>67722451
d-damn... that'd be more than Conor's earned in his whole UFC career...
>>67722454
>Average MMA boxer landing a clean punch on Mayweather
>>67722280
>land of the free
every fucking month new rules
>>67722470
I figure the speed difference alone would be extreme.
https://youtu.be/EdOui8fe8aA
>>67722466
Dana ought to let him fight for a cut. Basically free money.
>floyd
>beating conor
>ever
>>67722376
Sage Northcutt is fucked, he cuts from above 170 down to 155.
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL--1xwPNXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYeSXpC244
Watch this video and try to imagine Conor landing on Floyd without laughing your ass off.
>>67722509
Conor is 5'9.
Floyd isn't 5'8 though, he's shorter
>>67722530
conor isn't 5'9 either
>>67722500
what a sweetie
>>67722516
Sage decided to stay at welterweight anyway after his last fight.
>>67722530
Conor is the bigger man.
>>67722567
Really? Didn't know that.
That was some nice feels
AN WHEN MISTA MAYWEDDA'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE C-CANVAS
Floyd isn't 5'8 nor is conor 5'9. However consider this: floyd doesn't cut weight to make 147. Conor goes through hell to make 145
>tfw could heem every here
just picked up some warm buttery biscuits from my local kfc lads, anyone want one?
>>67722523
No wonder boxing is dying. Imagine sitting through twelve rounds of this shit. Ultimate Flinching Championships.
Here's a question for the /box/ boys - are there any current notable boxers that Conor COULD beat?
>>67722330
High C is easy to finish when you're in deep. You don't have to be strong.
>>67722598
Conrad is going to look like a fool trying to trash talk floyd
>my money
Floyd is literally money. Conor is worth less than the pad of flesh on floyds (left) pinky finger
>>67722600
do you really think there is any possibility of conor weighing in significantly more than floyd at fight night?
why would floyd let that happen lol, hes not a brave/dumb irishboy that wants to challenge himself against a big man
>>67722603
>buttery
nope
>>67722623
All of them.
>>67722523
>dat lack of precision
>dat lack of timing
>dat lack of that left hand
>>67722623
no
>>67722601
wanna get slapped again kid?
>>67722654
>>67721631
underwhelming 2bh
>>67722661
MEME footwork my friend
>>67722643
Askar Askarov is impressive desu
>>67722681
Nate is 6' tho
Will he ever fight?
>>67722661
I think this autist is the same troll who shits up MMA discussion on /asp/ by gobbling boxer cock and says how their glorious "footwork" can stop a double leg
>>67722710
>Benny The Bull
>>67722697
He's a lanklet, so his frame evens out his height in terms of being a normal sized human being
>>67722719
Nah, not autistic enough to post on /asp/
>>67722291
That wouldn't even make sense, in order to do that you'd have to actually lose mass, which obviously negates the advantages of a weight cut since you can't gain back 15 lbs of fat or muscle in 24 hours the way you can with water.
I guess in theory you could moderately dehydrate yourself up to fight week and then really dehydrate yourself during fight week? That seems like it would be really hard on the body though, and maybe not something you can recover from in under a day.
>>67722684
easy to pick up too
>>67722523
floyd should be careful conor is pretty good at gently tapping people too
>>67722754
Sorry I'm not read up on the latest in Weight Cut Theory - I just figure fighters are going to game the system somehow.
>>67722801
it was just a meme bro
Post yfw Conor heems Floyd with his first punch
>>67722777
read the the filename
>>67722819
>>67722819
>>67720945
Wilson will get the job done.
Going for the kimura from bottom can backfire pretty bad hey?
>>67722834
>conor is getting hit by a normal sized human being
>no, nate is 6'0
?????????
>he's a lanklet, so his frame evens out his height in terms of being a normal sized human being
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
this general is insufferable
>>67722910
for (you)
>>67722887
>>67722777
fuck my mom didnt let me have two trips
>>67722933
Lovely pair of consolation dubs there though
yeah
>>67722887
>conor gets hit by norml sized human being
>no, nate's isn't a normal sized human being because he's 6'
>no, that's retarded because he's a lanklet, so his small frame and height combine to make him a normal sized human being
>>67722376
I don't think Rockhold is gonna have a problem desu, dude is lean as fuck at all times, and he's not really that big, just really cut. I doubt he weighs more than 205 in the off season. Same with Lawler, even though he's not as lean I think he can probably make 185 easily.
Goobz is absolutely fucked though, and probably Cruz as well. Not sure about RDA.
>>67722878
Yeah if you're dumb enough to throw it up when the guy is passing your guard
>>67722954
since when 6'0 is not normal sized human being height
schaub
>>67722972
the second guy said it wasn't
>>67722969
I think Cruz could manage desu
He's doesn't seem like very large bantamweight, he's just tall
Take this webm as an example of his size
>>67723083
>he's
*he
>>67722661
I still remember this. Whata bunch of tools.
Which of the current champions do you think are on juice?
>>67723134
Every single one except Conor.
>>67720971
>50 mill. to Mcgregor meanwhile Mayweather takes home 450 mill
>>67723134
Maybe RDA and Rockhold
>>67723149
This safe weight cut shit is going to kill 200. How many fights can we throw out right now?
Bigg Pigg
Sage if the fight is at 155
Frankie will; Aldo won't
Bones powerlifting and DC might not either.
So we are left with Can Velasquez v Browne, Tate v Nunes, Mousasi v Brunson and Zigano Pena for a main card. Thats a turd of a PPV
>>67723134
Robbie Lawler for sure, not only his body but also his crazy roidrage in the cage
some say Luke Rockhard is too, but idk he doesn't seem that ridiculous to me. If he trained hard for a long time a body like that would technically be achievable.
>>67722819
>49-1
>mfw Floyd is crying in the lockerroom like Jose
>>67723193
>yfw Conor gave up in there
>>67723223
>yfw conor fought a welterweight with only 11 days to prepare for him
>risked and lost the mcgregorweight belt all to keep the show on for the fans
bad person desu
>>67723189
I agree about Rockhold. His delts and traps aren't anything insane. The guy is probably gifted with insane genetics. Come to think of it what is that fucker not gifted with?
>>67720971
does Conor need the UFC's permission to do this? i figure his contract is exclusive to UFC for all combat sports. i mean, why even MMA if he can get $50mil and retire?
>23 pounds overweight
Mayhem the madman
>>67723134
RDA is on next-generation Singaporean PEDs
>>67723253
Yes
>>67723241
>Nate is a welterweight
Nice meme casual
>>67723247
>muh genetics
>rockhold not on roids
Fucking hell Acпapyх
>>67723269
It's objective fact. If you had followed the sport for more than 10 months you'd know that Nate is a natural Welterweight.
>>67723223
>that american who gets triggered by anything conor
>>67723274
Cmon he aint THAT insane.
>>67723134
Yoel Romero is as natural as they come
>>67723142
STOCKTON
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K
T
O
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Is Schaub the first self made (multi?) millionaire that made his fortune after retiring from UFC/MMA?
CONOR
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>>67723134
Robbie
RDA
Jones (does interim count?)
>>67723286
You don't have to look like Rich Piana when on roids. I only legitimately think that Nate is the only one that is not on roids, rest of the UFC is on all kinds of PED's.
>>67723171
>>67723263
That looks achievable as fuck considering how he trains. I could se him being on EPO or some shit though.
>>67723189
>>67723247
please leave this general and only come back when you stop being casual fucking shits
PADDY
A
D
D
Y
>>67723247
>Come to think of it what is that fucker not gifted with?
personality
>>67722933
>fuck my mom
>>67723294
>unironically reps a city he isn't from and has never been to
