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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67715089
NEWS:
>Mayhem out of Venator card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru
>Hall: Rockhold is ducking me
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/19/11715808/ufc-199-uriah-hall-luke-rockhold-fighting-easy-michael-bisping-he-knew-full-camp-mma
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/19/11706610/holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-at-140-pounds
Conor McGregor
>http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2641357-floyd-mayweather-reportedly-offers-conor-mcgregor-50m-for-new-years-eve-fight?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
I have heard them. They have sung to me, to the sound of triumphant trumpets. Let not the beast lead you into temptation.
Just as Jesus walked on water, Michael will deliver us from evil, deliver us from the tyranny of those whose bodies have been corrupted against nature, abominations to the Lord our God.
Take heed, for they have spoken to me!
Let not these words fall on deaf ears!
Michael will deliver us, God wills it!
holly
jon
jeff
>>67720971
>50 million
>the state of Floyd's bait
>>67720981
>ay jon
>ye wut
>jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>67715089
fill this thread up you fucking goofs
>>67720981
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2641205-holly-holm-willing-to-fight-cris-cyborg-despite-rejecting-ufc-198-bout?yptr=yahoo
>>67721001
autism
>>67720971
>"2016 will also be my fookin year!"
>gets btfo first fight of the year
>doesn't fight until next year
>the city of kekland
>>67720999
kek, I'm stealing that
>>67721015
would be a good fight
Your 3 favorite fighters:
1.
2.
3.
Your 3 most hated fighters:
1.
2.
3.
>>67721146
Khabib
Dominick Cruz
Ben Rothwell
Josh Coscheck
Tony Ferguson
BJ Penn
>>67720971
50 mil to get humiliated and KO'd
>>67721146
1. Mr Mayagi
2. Rocky II
3. Vegeta
1. The black guy out of Bugsy Malone
2. CM Punk
3. Schaub
>>67721240
he looks like a halloween mask
Holm doesn't know what she's getting into
>>67721269
If he is he's certainly not #1
I mean seriously guys just look at this fucking thing
>>67721318
>that pic
>>67721146
>Schaub
>Conor
>Cruickshank
>DC
>Cain
>Robbery
>>67721318
I think either holloway or ferguson is #1
![tony_ferguson00074_large_large_117118[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HMfQzuH.jpg "tony ferguson00074 large large 117118[1]")
>>67721404
Was about to say that Tony Ferguson is hardly ugly but after googling an image to disprove it I must say that he looks real fuggen goofy from certain angles.
Live in ~3 bings
https://youtu.be/0CsDK07ZjNY
https://youtu.be/0CsDK07ZjNY
https://youtu.be/0CsDK07ZjNY
>>67721208
>3. Vegeta
Good choice.
>>67721439
he looks good in that pic compared to how he really looks
theres a reason why they call him the boogeyman
stop posting these ugly gooks tyrone, or i swear to god i'll slap your shit again
>>67721484
Yeah that pic was the one meant to prove that he's good lookin' lel
there are 2 namefags?
>>67720945
It's my birthday, /heem/.
All I want is webm's of hues getting heemed.
ACB IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsDK07ZjNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsDK07ZjNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsDK07ZjNY
>>67721318
Her eyes are haunting.
>>67721501
Happy Birthday Canada
Pickett on the commentary
>>67721481
>the overcompensating manlet who always got beat by the MC and his son is a good choice
>>67721493
There's two "Rory fans"
Honestly don't know what they gain from shitting this place up
>>67721501
Happy Birthday.
>>67721512
honestly with his social status rizin should get him to do some freakshow fights desu
>>67721509
>lying on an anonymous imageboard
i'm at the mcdonalds on wyandotte tough guy, wru?
Didn't see anyone else had done it so
>>67721529
I'm personally a fan of Frieza
I'm writing a rough draft for a Change.org petition. This isn't for something faggy like a video game. It's for something that is actually important. It's to have Demetrious Johnson move up to BW and for the flyweight division to be completely abolished. Not only would fighting improve but so would the lives of the fighters.
1. Weight cutting is a hot topic issue ,and 125 lbs is unnatural weight for anyone. You lose brain fluid making your more susceptible to concussions,AIDS and other illnesses. Fighters would perform better as they aren't weight drained and could eat more.
2. UFC improvement. It's is common knowledge the FLW is a total failure . Conor McGregor,Jon Jones,Donald Cerrone,Rampage,Bisping, all fighters added to Mighty Mouse cards. All fighters could be used on other cards.
3.Money. All Mighty Mouse cards have been complete failures. Drawing jack shit. People also leave during his fight because he sucks.
I hope you sign it when it's ready to go. I will ensure Dana receives the link showing the fans have spoken.
![13250282_1076091562455414_917536130_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jx24yWN.jpg "13250282 1076091562455414 917536130 n[1]")
Oi, I'm stealing a neato idea from the mandramatics at /asp/
Basically there's this bot that will photoshop shit on the fly if you ask it a question like "What if x was y", all you need to do is head to this website and choose the messenger option. Needs a Facebook or Skype account though.
https://www.projectmurphy.net/
HEEM
>>67721545
needs some jeff
>>67721574
>getting balls put into your chest
how low can one's self esteem be?
>>67721637
i'm here pussy. i don't see you. scared again?
>>67721655
I have no idea what's going on anymore
>>67721574
turbomanletweight is still better than heavyweight
>>67721693
This picture has never been more appropriate.
>>67721501
happy birthday canabro
>>67721520
Oh, I see why he hates Sage now
>>67721693
Well yea, but that doesn't make it good. I think LHW should be abolished and just merged with HW, I mean what is the fucking point of the division. We would still get Jones vs Daniel title fight.
>>67721746
>4/9/2016
it's not even raining out pussy. try again.
>>67721693
Speaking of which...
>>67721693
why you have to lie?
>>67721754
>if you can't make 185 you should fight people up to 260 instead
Yeah nah you're an idiot
>>67721502
Roger that reporting in
RHCP entrance vs Spooky Slavic entrance... hmmm
I was unironically considering going to venator
>>67721788
>Slavic
its Chechen mate
>>67721805
Hmmmmmm
>>67721757
We were supposed to fight on 4/9
I showed up, it was raining that day. You didnt show. You laughed and wad proud for "baiting" me when you wasted a shot at making heem an official fight club. Youre not a bother or a disappointment to me, but to this entire general.
Will sage ever make it into the top 10?
HEEEEEMmm
HEEM SLEEPY
McGregor-eque
>>67721758
This wee man is fighting on the Bellator card tonight.
https://youtu.be/bcXQKRlilns
He needs to fight this black midget on the next freakshow card.
>>67721545
why is he wearing pajama pants?
Nobody can take that left hand
>>67721821
I showed up Tyrone. You pussied out and didn't show. You pussied out a second time a week ago. You're now pussying out for the third time. You talked all that shit too and even posted that webm of you wrestling in high school like it would intimidate me.
You're a joke Tyrone.
>>67721754
the other way around, just end HW, there's no point in having 110+kg fighters if they have to be on soccer mom steroid cycles, you'll just end up with a bunch of old fat guys that cant cut to 205lb
>>67721848
Then the winner can fight Joe Warren
>>67721856
>if they have to be on soccer mom steroid cycles
>>67721827
Daddy Dana will take care of that.
Barberena vs CM punk when
>>67721855
>trying this hard
>wanting my attention and lying this badly
Just relax, accepted that you failed. Everyone saw that you didnt show up that day. Youre anonymous, and no one cares. You keep bringing this up, you had one shot and you failed, just let it go.
Still don't get what's meant to be so irredeemably awful about heavyweight anyways
Is it a meme?
>>67721875
in dutch it means less horse meat
>If we were on the battlefields in the 1200's, in the Medieval, the Dark Ages, this motherfucker would be back hiding in the bushes while guys like me, I'd be on the fucking front lines with a sword in my hand. He'd be over in the fucking bushes throwing tomatoes and shit or something.
>>67721905
You're a pussy Tyrone. How many opportunities do I need to give you before you finally show up and fight like a real man?
>>67721856
Watch Rizin or Bellator if you want to see steroid freaks duke it out
>>67721908
It's a complete shit show where the better guy still loses half the time. You might as well watch somebody flip coins and call it a sport.
>>67721848
That's pretty cool actually. Great seeing others follow in Artem's footsteps
>>67721877
What did you just say about me, sir? I’ll have you know I can handle myself, thank you very much. When I was 8, I got on the front page of KARATE Magazine, and I’ve been involved in numerous mixed martial arts events, and I have over 7 confirmed wins. I am training at tristar with Mr. George and I’m the top karate fighter in the whole of Katy, Texas. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will spinning heel-kick you with precision the likes of which has only been demonstrated by Mr. Rogan. You think you can get away with being mean to me over the Internet? Think again, sir. As we speak I am consuming my 101% protein waffles, and I'm balancing on a gym ball with one hand right now so you better prepare for my athleticism, friend. The athleticism that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cardio. You’re going to face defeat, sir. I selfie anywhere, anytime, and I can flip in over seven hundred ways, and that’s part of my warm up. Not only am I extensively trained in flipping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Reebok merchandise and I will use it to its full extent to get more likes and comments than you can ever hope to imagine. If only you could have known what a bad match-up your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have done some kettlebells . But you couldn’t, you can't, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will use you to impress Mr. Dana and you will be sent back to Legacy. You’re going to lose, sir.
>>67721926
I guess you can keep lying. Its a bit different now, if you want to fight you have to post your body and if you want to fight me Youd have to make your way up the ranks. Im number one, and i got there after i got a DQ win from you not showing up.
where are the russian heem posters?
this is the shit
>>67721941
Well yeah, big men can heem each other. That's just a caveat of the divison. Not like it means skill differentials don't exist or that Curtis Blaydes would beat Stipe Miocic tomorrow.
Also doesn't help that fags like you will call a heavyweight fight shit no matter what it actually looked like.
>>67721872
Kek. Who is the real Baddest Manet on the planet.
>>67721951
Top kek. He's got better record the Attempt too.
>Artem is still in the UFC
>Conor is still giving him neetbux
Can TexEIRA beat Rumble?
>>67722014
maybe
>>67721996
Okay lad, reel it in. Until a heavyweight champ proves that it's even possible to defend the title more than twice, it's not a division. It's a bunch of super old guys getting injured or put to sleep by shit boxing. Watch mandrama if you want big roided freaks. MMA is just too physically demanding for people that big.
>>67721941
plus everyone in the division is physically a shadow of their former selves and the fights suffer directly from this
theres almost no new guys
etc
h-heem tappy
>>67721996
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>67722028
Overeem has 4 wins in a row right now.
>>67721984
So you're not showing up yet again? Typical Tyrone.
>>67722041
Shawn Jordan could have been a big deal if he just stayed active and didn't decide he was too good for the UFC...
>>67722054
Oh look, an ameriburger who can't read
>>67722064
hello miguel
>>67722070
Hola muhammed
>>67722028
You're really just trying to force your terrible opinion here, I mean seriously enjoying heavyweights means I like mandrama?
You're also just oversimplifying everything ridiculously to fit your views. Fuck knows why a championship changing hands is meant to prove the weakness of a division rather than the strength of it either.
>>67722064
the fuck kind of stockholm syndrome is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFnlQm3trUw
>>67722081
>I rank Fedor
>>67722064
forgot to switch IPs sorry
Can Stipe defeat Bones ?
>>67722100
I thought we were talking about modern HW
Fedor would probably fight at 205 if he debuted today lol
>>67721797
Do it! You might even get a chance to fight Mayhem
>>67722086
>dat pushup form
RIP shoulders.
I think I broke him
>>67722086
whos that guy
did she ditch pat barry
hey pussy, you still there?
>I'm not Charlie Hebdo and never be
wew
>>67722124
This part?
>>67722152
ya are you even listening to me?
>>67722168
w-wew...
Will Robert Shittaker ever be champion?
>>67722055
As an an objective third party- you're confirmed for an untrained beta dyel.
>>67722232
Doubt it, at least in the near future. The big four all would beat him pretty thoroughly. There's room to improve though, he's one for the future imo.
These are the max weights fighters will be allowed to check into fight week at (6 days before the fight) starting this summer.
>>67722280
The era of the two-stage weight cut is upon us!
Guy fighting Mayhem
>>67722185
looks less depressed, good.
>>67722307
How could anyone be depressed training in official Reebok (tm) gear in a fun playground?
>>67721545
Holly's pretty strong to lift Jon like that
>>67722185
>>67722329
'''workout''=just pushups
>>67722330
not really
>>67722294
is he the one doing the heeming?
>>67722330
>an elite athlete is considered 'strong' when she lifts a 95kg dude up from the most favourable position
nope
any average male could do the same
>>67721204
Nigga I'd take it. Conor's made it vehemently clear he fights to make money anyways.
>>67722280
Cruz is fucked
Mcgoobz is fucked
RDA is fucked
Lawler is fucked
Rockhold is fucked
JBJ was good pre powerlifting, not sure about now
not sure about DC
Stipe and might mouse should be good
>>67721204
>to get humiliated and KO'd
>>67722365
No shit I'd do it for 500bucks.
>>67722380
I feel offended
another one bites the dust
>>67722398
>Thinks Conor has even a 1/50000 chance.
>>67722423
Probably a better chance winning the lottery
>>67722423
>thinks conor won't land that left hand one way or another
>thinks floyd can take that left hand when it connects
>>67722423
Yea, I don't think Conor will care much about being KOed stiff by Mayweather if he is making 50mil. Floyd will probably take it easy on him and win a comfy decision to save Conor's image, pretty sure that is going to be the agreement.
>>67722451
d-damn... that'd be more than Conor's earned in his whole UFC career...
>>67722454
>Average MMA boxer landing a clean punch on Mayweather
>>67722280
>land of the free
every fucking month new rules
>>67722470
I figure the speed difference alone would be extreme.
https://youtu.be/EdOui8fe8aA
>>67722466
Dana ought to let him fight for a cut. Basically free money.
>floyd
>beating conor
>ever
>>67722376
Sage Northcutt is fucked, he cuts from above 170 down to 155.
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL--1xwPNXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYeSXpC244
Watch this video and try to imagine Conor landing on Floyd without laughing your ass off.
>>67722509
Conor is 5'9.
Floyd isn't 5'8 though, he's shorter
>>67722530
conor isn't 5'9 either
>>67722500
what a sweetie
>>67722516
Sage decided to stay at welterweight anyway after his last fight.
>>67722530
Conor is the bigger man.
>>67722567
Really? Didn't know that.
That was some nice feels
AN WHEN MISTA MAYWEDDA'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE C-CANVAS
Floyd isn't 5'8 nor is conor 5'9. However consider this: floyd doesn't cut weight to make 147. Conor goes through hell to make 145
>tfw could heem every here
just picked up some warm buttery biscuits from my local kfc lads, anyone want one?
>>67722523
No wonder boxing is dying. Imagine sitting through twelve rounds of this shit. Ultimate Flinching Championships.
Here's a question for the /box/ boys - are there any current notable boxers that Conor COULD beat?
>>67722330
High C is easy to finish when you're in deep. You don't have to be strong.
>>67722598
Conrad is going to look like a fool trying to trash talk floyd
>my money
Floyd is literally money. Conor is worth less than the pad of flesh on floyds (left) pinky finger
>>67722600
do you really think there is any possibility of conor weighing in significantly more than floyd at fight night?
why would floyd let that happen lol, hes not a brave/dumb irishboy that wants to challenge himself against a big man
>>67722603
>buttery
nope
>>67722623
All of them.
>>67722523
>dat lack of precision
>dat lack of timing
>dat lack of that left hand
>>67722601
wanna get slapped again kid?
>>67721631
underwhelming 2bh
>>67722661
MEME footwork my friend
>>67722643
Askar Askarov is impressive desu
>>67722681
Nate is 6' tho
Will he ever fight?
>>67722661
I think this autist is the same troll who shits up MMA discussion on /asp/ by gobbling boxer cock and says how their glorious "footwork" can stop a double leg
>>67722710
>Benny The Bull
>>67722697
He's a lanklet, so his frame evens out his height in terms of being a normal sized human being
>>67722719
Nah, not autistic enough to post on /asp/
>>67722291
That wouldn't even make sense, in order to do that you'd have to actually lose mass, which obviously negates the advantages of a weight cut since you can't gain back 15 lbs of fat or muscle in 24 hours the way you can with water.
I guess in theory you could moderately dehydrate yourself up to fight week and then really dehydrate yourself during fight week? That seems like it would be really hard on the body though, and maybe not something you can recover from in under a day.
>>67722684
easy to pick up too
>>67722523
floyd should be careful conor is pretty good at gently tapping people too
>>67722754
Sorry I'm not read up on the latest in Weight Cut Theory - I just figure fighters are going to game the system somehow.
>>67722801
it was just a meme bro
Post yfw Conor heems Floyd with his first punch
>>67722777
read the the filename
>>67720945
Wilson will get the job done.
Going for the kimura from bottom can backfire pretty bad hey?
>>67722834
>conor is getting hit by a normal sized human being
>no, nate is 6'0
?????????
>he's a lanklet, so his frame evens out his height in terms of being a normal sized human being
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
this general is insufferable
>>67722910
for (you)
>>67722887
>>67722777
fuck my mom didnt let me have two trips
>>67722933
Lovely pair of consolation dubs there though
yeah
>>67722887
>conor gets hit by norml sized human being
>no, nate's isn't a normal sized human being because he's 6'
>no, that's retarded because he's a lanklet, so his small frame and height combine to make him a normal sized human being
>>67722376
I don't think Rockhold is gonna have a problem desu, dude is lean as fuck at all times, and he's not really that big, just really cut. I doubt he weighs more than 205 in the off season. Same with Lawler, even though he's not as lean I think he can probably make 185 easily.
Goobz is absolutely fucked though, and probably Cruz as well. Not sure about RDA.
>>67722878
Yeah if you're dumb enough to throw it up when the guy is passing your guard
>>67722954
since when 6'0 is not normal sized human being height
schaub
>>67722972
the second guy said it wasn't
>>67722969
I think Cruz could manage desu
He's doesn't seem like very large bantamweight, he's just tall
Take this webm as an example of his size
>>67723083
>he's
*he
>>67722661
I still remember this. Whata bunch of tools.
Which of the current champions do you think are on juice?
>>67723134
Every single one except Conor.
>>67720971
>50 mill. to Mcgregor meanwhile Mayweather takes home 450 mill
>>67723134
Maybe RDA and Rockhold
>>67723149
This safe weight cut shit is going to kill 200. How many fights can we throw out right now?
Bigg Pigg
Sage if the fight is at 155
Frankie will; Aldo won't
Bones powerlifting and DC might not either.
So we are left with Can Velasquez v Browne, Tate v Nunes, Mousasi v Brunson and Zigano Pena for a main card. Thats a turd of a PPV
>>67723134
Robbie Lawler for sure, not only his body but also his crazy roidrage in the cage
some say Luke Rockhard is too, but idk he doesn't seem that ridiculous to me. If he trained hard for a long time a body like that would technically be achievable.
>>67722819
>49-1
>mfw Floyd is crying in the lockerroom like Jose
>>67723193
>yfw Conor gave up in there
>>67723223
>yfw conor fought a welterweight with only 11 days to prepare for him
>risked and lost the mcgregorweight belt all to keep the show on for the fans
bad person desu
>>67723189
I agree about Rockhold. His delts and traps aren't anything insane. The guy is probably gifted with insane genetics. Come to think of it what is that fucker not gifted with?
>>67720971
does Conor need the UFC's permission to do this? i figure his contract is exclusive to UFC for all combat sports. i mean, why even MMA if he can get $50mil and retire?
>23 pounds overweight
Mayhem the madman
>>67723134
RDA is on next-generation Singaporean PEDs
>>67723253
Yes
>>67723241
>Nate is a welterweight
Nice meme casual
>>67723247
>muh genetics
>rockhold not on roids
Fucking hell Acпapyх
>>67723269
It's objective fact. If you had followed the sport for more than 10 months you'd know that Nate is a natural Welterweight.
>>67723223
>that american who gets triggered by anything conor
>>67723274
Cmon he aint THAT insane.
>>67723134
Yoel Romero is as natural as they come
>>67723142
STOCKTON
T
O
C
K
T
O
N
Is Schaub the first self made (multi?) millionaire that made his fortune after retiring from UFC/MMA?
CONOR
O
N
O
R
>>67723134
Robbie
RDA
Jones (does interim count?)
>>67723286
You don't have to look like Rich Piana when on roids. I only legitimately think that Nate is the only one that is not on roids, rest of the UFC is on all kinds of PED's.
>>67723171
>>67723263
That looks achievable as fuck considering how he trains. I could se him being on EPO or some shit though.
>>67723189
>>67723247
please leave this general and only come back when you stop being casual fucking shits
PADDY
A
D
D
Y
>>67723247
>Come to think of it what is that fucker not gifted with?
personality
>>67722933
>fuck my mom
>>67723294
>unironically reps a city he isn't from and has never been to
CATHAL
A
T
H
A
L
>>67723327
True. Not that he needs it.
>>67723134
None of them, you weirdo.
ARTEM
R
T
E
M
>>67723134
Aren´t like 80-90% of professional athletes on something?
GUNNY
U
N
N
Y
>>67723372
based.
>>67723324
>>67723341
>>67723362
>>67723372
by your powers combined...
>>67723366
no professional athletes only start using banned substances at the exact moment a test result says so
>>67723134
All of them, you weirdo
Ok round 2.
Who is the most obvious juicer that hasn't been caught yet?
Who are some current UFC female fighters who are definitely on Performance Enchanting Drugs (PEDs)?
>>67723420
Lawler
>>67723423
>Enchanting
Rose.
>>67723420
Tyron's gonna look laughable when he fights Robbie now.
>>67723423
Not Claudia, ALL NATTY BABY
Reminder that Roy Nelson is the natty limit and that quite literally everyone else is on the gas
Seriously though. How much Jesus juice do I need to drink to get shoulders like these?
>>67723278
>Nate is a natural Welterweight.
So is Conor, but he dehydrates and starves himself so he can beat on smaller men.
>>67723423
all
with male UFC athletes there's still some hypothetical chance of someone not being on PEDs, with females there's none because they just have too much to gain from steroids, even in small doses
>>67723438
only med she's on is antidepressants.
>>67723498
that guy is an uber manlet
>>67723497
>Conor is a natural welterweight
>>67723521
well how much do you think he weighs right now ted?
>>67723518
He's a manlet mini boss who appears after you've heemed your first 5 manlets
>>67723497
no he isn't Nate outweighed Conor by about 25 pounds at fight night, Conor deserves a lot of props for taking on a much bigger opponent without having the full camp to prepare for him
>>67723539
that's fucking illegal
that's a DQ win for the boy for sure
>>67723539
>>67723552
men.....when will they learn?
>>67722603
Just yesterday I was just thinking about how the KFC buttery bread meme never took off.
>>67723437
You're joking, right? Robbie Lawler is 100% within the natty limit
>there are people that think Nate Diaz is "good" for beating a featherweight
>>67723521
>>67723547
>Engaging in discussion with 189ers
>>67723565
>>67723552
>>67723562
>>67723539
>trained people beat untrained people
shocker
post a clip of a female fighter beating a male fighter
>>67723583
Anyone have the webm of Claudia beating up a boy?
>>67723539
Wrestling wins 100% of the time
>>67723539
could anyone ever live this down?
>>67723601
Only if you're fighting 1 on 1 and the other guy's friends won't kick you in the back of the head
>>67723570
dw lad, it will always live on in the hearts and minds of true /heem/ meme specialists
How does it feel to know the only meme that has lasted in /heem/ is Schaub posting? What is it about that beauty of a man that keeps bring us all back for more?
>>67723594
this only works when the guy is a manlet and a pussy at the same time tho
>>67723638
We all love and cherish him, so it's timeless.
>>67723638
Go to bed Bryan
>>67723420
Phil Davis and Jon Jones, no way they're natty
>>67723622
what a retarded way to judge the effectiveness of a martial art.
>boxing is terrible against people with guns!
>tae kwon do is useless against bengal tigers!
fuck off
>>67723638
>tfw we'll never get to see Schaub in a post-USADA UFC HW division
>>67723669
you're saying this mode isn't achievable?
>>67722601
Order 66 Chris Weidman, Luke Rockhold,Conor,and the president of Reebok for not wanting to sponsor me. Also Ronda for not wanting to be my gf. Order 66 them. Bye.
>>67723682
Gorgeous technique
>>67723693
i was talking about its effectiveness in a street fighting situation my man
>>67723622
>only if you're fighting 1 on 1
Yes well if you're being flash mobbed then your best option is to run not stick around and fight.
>>67723701
R
A
R
E
h-hee oh the ref's just having a chat with him
Fighters who are 100% natty despite what /heem/ thinks:
Robbie Lawler
Rafael dos Anjos
Junior dos Santos
Chris Weidman
Georges St-Pierre
Donald Cerrone (only ever failed for a diuretic used to cut weight)
Josh Barnett (yes, despite failing tests before he's 100% natty now)
Ben Rothwell (he's seen the error of his ways)
Anyone who believes otherwise is a jelly manlet
>>67723724
lol its not about being flash mobbed, its about fighting anyone not in a controlled environment
>>67723734
Oman showed up fairly recently but has regularly posted since he did
>>67723601
You sure about that, whiteboi?
>>67723721
>krav maga is useless against 90,000 people!
>greco roman wrestling won't work against an SUV!
you were just being retarded m8
>>67723753
What about Spain? How long Haas he been here? He seems like a 13 old starvig for attention?
>>67723775
>wrasling IRL
Coulda been all ogre there to be frank
>>67723782
do you want to know how I know you take wrestling classes
>>67723747
>fighting anyone not in a controlled environment
Like if someone tries to rob you in the street where it's just you and him?
>>67723775
I didn't see any good wrestling fundamentals there. Anyone can become a panic wrestler.
>>67723801
>>67723775
that guy had shit technique desu
>>67723382
CAPTAIN 'TATO
HE'S A HERO
GONNA TAKE THE FAMINE DOWN TO ZERO
>>67723807
want to know how I know you're retarded? it's because you think you know I've taken wrestling classes before but i'm a dyel who's only ever taken 2 karate lessons when I 8 years old. that and you dismiss an entire martial art as ineffective in street fight scenarios because something might happen that nullifies its effectiveness (like getting ganged up on, or getting attacked by a lion).
>>67723808
thats actually a pretty bad example because robbers are almost always with someone else nearby
but you get what im saying, its generally dangerous to take a fight to the ground because you can't see what's happening around you, you can't move, etc
>>67723607
yeah
she was arrested for assault and expelled later
>>67721074
>>67721091
>>67721092
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67723883
REKT
>>67723897
>Phil Davis
>>67723916
God damn it. I goofed myself.
Post actual meme fighters.
>>67723940
>le 420 stockton guy xD
how would he do in the UFC?
Hmmmm
HEEM
>>67723975
he'd pop
>>67723991
based chloe
heeeemmmmmm
heem walkoffy
>>67723975
Middling LW fighter in the 2001-2006 era
>>67723991
jej
>>67723991
>>67724009
Are people really this thin skinned?
post yfw when post USDA robbie lawler looks sluggish and very beatable
>>67724055
If I had a button to never hear from people that annoyed me again I'd use it all the time.
>>67723492
genetic I'm afraid, I've giant shoulders that grow like fuck when I'm weight training, got them from my dad who in an old photo from when he's in his 20's is just a huge pair of shoulders with an average guy's body
>tfw your boy is back on the card
>>67724058
but we've already seen post-USADA Robbie Lawler and he looked the same killer as ever
>>67724058
Yeah, look how absolutely terrible he looked against Condit
>>67721545
>>67722330
http://imgur.com/j9yZ6pJ
>>67724104
condit is shit mate
>>67724082
you and your father are probably just a couple of manlets
>>67724099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF3GqRkx-1M
how do i build my pec muscles?
>>67724055
Not everyone browses 4chan where getting insulted is the norm
>>67723991
I wonder if he'll get the same treatment by the UFC as other fighters that get arrested.
>>67724131
>everyone I dont like is a manlet
>yfw Conor heems Floyd stiff
post em
>>67724164
>implying this isn't the norm on twitter
>>67724164
Do you know anything about Twitter? Celebs get all sorts of shit from everyone, it's worse than being anon here
>>67724180
no but manlets like to think they are genetically gifted in this or that way when in reality they just have one or two normal human being parts on their tiny bodies
>>67724181
no image because it's not happening
Italy, is there anyway we can watch Venator tomorrow?
>>67724181
>>67724181
has no one posted this yet?? conor will literally die in a boxing ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq9P0B6PtAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUYQpgd7w6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvRVw0ky72E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99oxfkPNt4
>>67724187
>Celebs get all sorts of shit from everyone
Yes they do, but they also have the option of blocking it out.
>>67724222
Gilbert Melendez vs Diego Sanchez.webm
>>67724181
would give my left nut for that to happen desu
>>67724223
>Doubting Conor the GOAT-killer
his meme potential is too powerful
>>67724223
Conors boxing is good his issue is thats hes some left hand dominate. All he's looking for is that left hand
hammerfist heem nice nice ACB bringing it 2nite
>>67724221
saved
>>67724222
This isn't WSHH. Please fuck off.
>>67724259
dont listen to this meanie
>>67724206
Streaming free on MMAjunkie for North America, web PPV per their website everywhere else.
>>67724287
i guess we can use a VPN to watch it for free?
>>67724181
>yfw floyd takes a dive and bets his life savings on conor
>>67724295
Yeah probably
>>67724297
>Breaking News: Floyd Mayweather surpasses Bill Gates as the world's richest man
I wanna watch a spicy Pride banger or two, /heem/
Can you give me some good ones?
>>67724297
>Mayweather Promotions MMA opens the next night and guess who's just signed!
>>67724329
>yfw bill bets his life savings on conor as well
>>67724336
Mark Hunt vs Yosuke Nishijima
Ninja Rua vs Dan Henderson
>>67724336
what's a pride?
this sport is ufc
>>67724347
time for linux, then?
got heemed tonight
shit fuckin hurts, i was too wasted to get a shot in
gnight cunts
>>67724370
You're not on Linux already? Do you even care about your digital freedoms?
>>67724376
Goodnight Australia, maybe next time
>>67724367
Don't trigger me right now, Fitzpatrick, or I'll start posting bunda
I know how much you irish hate that
>>67724362
Thanks
>>67724395
pls post bunda
>>67724283
He has a point though. I may have gone too far in a few places.
Is McMeme actually gonna get KO'd again lads?
I would cum BUCKETS if this fight happens
>>67724408
Here's a relatively tame one, because you said please
>>67724329
Martin Shkreli is the current world's richest man
>>67724422
>Floyd
>KOing someone
lmaoing
>>67724422
He's never been KO'd lad
>>67724428
you're right i do hate this
>>67724434
Uh that Ortiz fight though
>>67724434
>
>>67724436
Wrong word thanks lad
>>67724448
You memeing lad
Goodness gracious, this ACB main event fight is bananas
>>67724459
I was born memeing
>>67724247
This and the straight stance means the right cross is incredibly difficult to land coming from so far away. If his opponent gets past the jab then he's eating a couple punches at least and a left hook will throw you off balance, even a blocked one.
Conor can make up for that in MMA with kicks but in boxing he gets demolished. Does anyone here actually think he could last 12 rounds? no memeing
I think they were both rocked at least 3 times that round.
More playoff action from The Den tonight, Millwall currently lead 3-1 on aggregate. Winner goes on to play Barnsley in the Final.
>>67721074
getting tagged by the simplest 1-2 boxing combination ever by an average guy who's not even good at boxing, and then gassing out. How the fuck is he gonna handle Floyd for 12 rounds. Keks of the chart
>>67724495
You're in the wrong general
>>67724495
Wrong thread lad
>>67724495
Post soccer heems!
if you think about it, conor has the '""touch of death'"" with mma glove
so with boxing glove his hands will be at least 4 (four) times as powerful???
i think it's a safe bet that he will ""literally"" murder floyd within the first exchange
>>67724495
fuck sake, how embarrassing.
>>67724553
Standing headbutt legal in ufc when
>>67724553
>>67724560
noooooo
>>67724553
>>67724560
>>67724572
heeeeeeemmmm
>>67724560
SHADOW REALMED
>>67724572
wow that was so rude omg
>>67724553
Why did it hurt so bad? Solar plexus shot? Didn't look that hard desu.
>>67724560
>>67724436
Yeah he'll be the first man to tap to strikes in a boxing fight
>>67724597
acting, lad.
>>67724568
i honestly rate zidane as a coach, ngannou needs to hit him up
>>67724597
>italian footballers
they are the worst divers
>>67724597
it looked like it hurt quite a bit
actually, if it didnt hurt the acting would probably be way more scandalous
>tfw I could heem everyone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4PsVemXAJA
/bjm/ is always right, the goat
fucking hell, what a fight
>>67724601
made a meme for u
>>67724533
It's alright man, you're still cool
>bloodycuckold
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/20/11719334/machete-victim-afful-addresses-his-attackers-i-forgive-you-i-dont-if-god-will-mma-news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jsr4pkpHWM
my sides
>>67724799
hype?
>>67724799
Good you can go to sleep after Rumble/Glover
>>67724799
Barboza vs Melendez seems like a bit of an odd matchup to me.
anyone else catch this guy's shirt?
>>67724855
what's the full thing say?
>>67724164
Nobody insults me ANYWHERE and doesn't regret it. Stay beta.
>>67724855
UK did further up in the thread
Reminder that the state of Cleveland has more UFC champions than England, Scotland and Wales.
>>67724729
nice. who's neetrex fighting next?
>>67724863
>I'm not Charlie Hebdo and never be
>>67724874
Br-Brittania r-rule the waves
Just watched Ninja Rua vs Dan Henderson lads
>those fucking knees on the ground from Ninja
>those leg-scoop takedowns
>soccer kick to the face after the bell by Ninja
>Hendo actually using greco and wrestling and not just looking for the big right hand
>that fucking chin on Rua towards the end of the third, just eating Hendo right hands and left hooks and still surviving
Great fight, but Ninja was robbed tbqh, I thought he won pretty clearly, Hendo did almost nothing for the first two rounds and only his flurry late in the third really did damage
>>67724874
>tfw english and welsh heritage
hop in my guard right fucking now. its over.
>>67724882
mexrex
>>67724434
>Defensive boxer vs top boxers.
>Wouldn't go ham vs an ametuer
>>67724882
when rockhold gets injured he'll be fighting michael bisping in a catchweight bout for the ages thus saving the card and securing a six figure contract
>>67723701
extreme trap development = obvious roid sign
>>67725053
>traps
Pretty sure that's his delts m8
>>67723742
>>Rafael dos Anjos
>Junior dos Santos
>>67725009
wonder what shape his internal organs are in after how long he's been supplementing and at the age he started.
get your nutrients from food, kids. there's nothing better.
>>67723876
If you're fighting someone one on one then no
This whole thing is retarded, obviously no one is pulling guard on 4 people. You adjust
>>67725099
how many maple syrup a day to achieve rory mode
>>67725135
3 maple syrup a day MINIMUM
phil davis could beat jbj
he's the black GSP
+only man to not get KOed by rumble in rumbles wins
+bullshit decision against bader
its sad this fight may never happen. mr. wonderful is a great guy
>>67725154
But in reality who has the most chance? Rumble or Glover in rematch?
>>67725099
just noticed robbie literally resting his chin on rory's fist not giving a fuck while dana stares on.
>>67725165
i desperately want to see rumble vs jbj
>>67725168
I just noticed Rory rhymes with Sorry. True Canadian.
>>67725179
Rumble would have heem'd the Jones that fought OSP
Stipe vs Jon Jones
Who wins?
>>67725187
I think jones didn't give his 100% because he didn't to get injured.
>>67725181
no it doesn't
>>67721848
How does a man feel when he gets knocked out by a fucking midget.
*didn't want to get
>>67725210
Ask struve how he felt after mark hunt.
>>67725199
this. all through the fight i thought he was just taking it slow because he knew osp wouldnt beat him on such short notice
Is that fat cunt mark hunt still alive?
NEW: >>67725251
>>67725168
This two guys have no respect.
>>67725255
too fucking early man jesus fucking christ.
>>67725103
that's why I used the word generally you fucking retard, it's pretty rare for any fight to happen in a situation where you can be sure nothing external might come into play
and being a dangerous move has nothing to do with effectiveness, you can wrestle someone in a crowded bar fight and fuck the guy up, it's still a risky thing to do
>>67725274
don't fight robbers, lad. there's a 90% chance they have guns since you're in Brazil. Don't die.
>>67725206
It does in a Canadian accent
>>67725274
listen to bangbro or die
>>67725286
>>67725317
most robbers are pussies, you just have to look like you are going to fight back and they will skip you and look for someone else to rob
>>67725376
don't do it, lad. heem loves you.
Mayhem weighs in 24 pounds heavy for his fight. I love this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL--1xwPNXU
>>67722423
Mcgregor would still win in the streets :^)
>>67724560
is this the chelsea players getting heemed general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEDvoPNc5u0
>>67725417
What happens now? Is the fight off?
>>67725417
He was just working with a faulty scale
>>67725664
apparently he's fighting someone at 205 now. Barnatt also has a new opponent
>>67725417
>Acting surprised that you didn't make weight when you're over by 20+
wew
>>67721318
why are white people like this?
>>67722168
what did he mean by this?
is that a drawing of muhammed below it?
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