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>Manchester United want Louis van Gaal to become director of football, allowing former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to work alongside him. (Sun)
>Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew, whose side face Van Gaal's United in Saturday's FA Cup final, will sign a new four-year contract before the Wembley showpiece. (Daily Express)
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years. (Guardian)
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
>Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, is close to finalising a £34m move to Arsenal. (Sun)
>Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, will hold talks with manager Jurgen Klopp to find out whether he has a future at the club. (Daily Express)
>Klopp is close to completing the signing of £4.7m goalkeeper Loris Karius, 22, from former club Mainz. (Guardian)
>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
>Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 35, does not know whether he will be offered a new deal when his contract expires next month. (Liverpool Echo)
>Everton are considering signing 21-year-old Bologna goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini, who spent part of his teenage years at Manchester United, as a replacement for the departing Tim Howard.(Daily Mail)
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
>West Brom manager Tony Pulis is planning a move for West Ham's 26-year-old Ecuador striker Enner Valencia.(Daily Telegraph)
>Sunderland are considering a move for Swansea forwards Andre Ayew, 26, and Bafetimbi Gomis, 30.(Daily Star)
>Watford's 27-year-old Mexico international left-back Miguel Layun is set to sign for FC Porto on a permanent deal, having much of this season on loan with the Portuguese club.(A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Retiring Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta, 34, is set to be offered a coaching role at Manchester City by incoming manager Pep Guardiola.(Manchester Evening News)
>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 23, is good enough to play for French champions Paris St-Germain, says team-mate Yohan Cabaye. (London Evening Standard)
>>>Best of social media
Former Newcastle and Tottenham winger David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arrest playing five-a-side football. The 49-year-old France international had fainted.
Tbh he did a great job with the youngers. Outside of Adnandos
>1 million posts early
Will klopp fix LIVERSHIT?
>>67718760
yes
>>67718501
he bought and ruined memephis at the same time as well
>>67718458
>Fergie, Van gaal, Mourinho in one team.
That ego overload. Please make this reality, ya Allah.
>Arsenal are wrapping up the deal for Granit Xhaka with reports of up to £35M for the midfielder (Guardian)
>Barcelona are open to offers for Turkish midfielder Arda Turan after just nine league starts for the club (Mirror)
>Manchester United are planning to make a bid in the region of £85M for Juventus' Paul Pogba (Daily Telegraph)
>Pep Guardiola is looking to sign 6 major players by spending £150M according to close by sources (Guardian)
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata (Various)
>Arsenal are looking to sign Arkadiusz Milik from Ajax but face steep competition from other Premier league clubs (Sun)
>Liverpool have made a £42M bid for Javi Martinez who Klopp say's has a close relationship with (My Arse)
>Leicester City fear losing N'golo Kante as the transfer window looks set to open (Mirror)
Why is /trans/ so much more popular than /epl/?
>>67718975
Because people think /trans/ involves chicks with dicks
>>67718971
>Turan is going to end up at Arsenal
I like that idea, that way he can continue his GOAT youth development and filosofeee lol
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years
>>67718458
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29
What a fucking joke of a club.
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/733613698644738048
this is so fucking terrible
>Ilkay Gundogan will be out for 4-6 months after going surgery on his knee injury. City still interested. [Bild]
“My ambition is to bring Villa to the top six in less than five years and I hope it can be [one of] the top three in the world – even the best well known in the world – in less than 10 years,” Xia said in one of his first interviews since the deal became public.
“At least [until] now what I have planned [in my career] everything has been achieved. Nobody believed in the beginning but I made it happen no matter how many years it took.”
this poor chink
really doesn't know what hes getting himself into.
>>67719033
>Waynes little squeaky voice
>>67719033
My eyes just threw up.
>>67719033
Why though?
>>67719033
it keeps freezing for me at the same spot every time :\
>>67719043
Isn't he a free transfer ?
>>67719033
>yanited's PR department
>>67719098
He has 1 year left on his contract
>>67719033
Bloody hell
>>67719098
no he has a year left
>>67719089
>aussie internet
>>67718458
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
Get fucked you cockney cunts. No one breaks up the meme team.
>>67718971
>>Leicester City fear losing N'golo Kante as the transfer window looks set to open (Mirror)
I would honestly be disappointed If he leaves
>>67719043
this is like finding out a girl you like is only attracted to black guys but still being interested because you're desperate
>>67719125
>as the transfer window looks set to open
It's not an unpredictable phenomenon. There is a particular date when it opens. Why do journalists write like this?
>>67719136
stop projecting
>>67719058
sounds like every owner that passes the fit and proper persons test only for the club to go into administration three years later
villa fans on suicide watch
sporcle time?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Optajoe/opta-quiz---multiple-premier-league-hat-tricks
36/51
embarrassing desu
can't believe neither ronaldo nor giggs got 2 hat tricks either
>>67719255
I can do the sporcle quiz that has you list all the countries of the world, where's my gold star?
>>67719289
pretty impressive desu
gonna try it now and report back
United already dismissed the rumour of them wanting vanlel as director.
>>67718483
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
You keep your greasy anglo hands off Engels, he's ours. Pretty sure he wants to play CL next season as well.
>>67719033
Wayne is so based. Can't wait for him to bring the Euros home.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>67719136
>Americuck blogging
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years
>>67719255
get in
>>67719393
Next Bond desu
>>67719399
kek
!!!NEWS!!!
https://twitter.com/bayer04fussball/status/733560591021838340
Leverkusen signed Volland
This means Chicharito to arsenal >mfw
>>67719255
>31/51
>>67719033
top lel
>>67719255
I can't spell for shit desu.
>>67719255
27/51
I forgot something obvious like Rooney & van persie, but remember obscure shit like Dublin & Ravanelli. Damn.
Fuck, three seconds to go and I'm missing one fucking country, someone help (no cheaters)
>>67719496
>spell hasselbaink wrong 50 times
>get it right on my first google search attempt
>>67719289
164/197
fucking central america and pacific mang
>>67719512
Israel
>>67719459
I believe Volland plays wide lad.
>>67719512
>kosovo
>country
Not happy
>>67719255
32
spent half the time trying to spell solshar and van nostril roy 2bh
>>67719512
lebanon m8
>>67719523
I have Israel, Palestine, Jordan and syria- all in that area
>>67719524
I dont believe you.
>>67719512
Kurdistan
>>67719539
Fuuuck, thanks
>>67719255
30/51
completely forgot about some of these players
also didn't know Scholes had two hattricks
>>67719519
>hasselbaink
Forgot all about him. I remember when there was countless rumors about him being a cakeboy.
>>67719033
the fucking shame of it
>>67719255
37 here mate. I forgot Harry Kane.
>Casillas is officially the worst Porto keeper in the last 15 years, conceding 28 out of the side’s 30 goals allowed this season. In Porto’s last 42 years, that record of 30 has only been matched or eclipsed twice
> Opta revealed the 34-year-old Spaniard has the worst ratio of goals conceded per game of any Porto goalkeeper since they started collecting data on the Portuguese league
>>67719584
And Del Bosque will still pick him over De Gea.
>>67719512
Cyprus?
>>67719603
he already got it lad why you replyin
>>67719584
deserves to start for Spain tbqh
>>67719512
Is it Cyprus by any chance?
>>67719609
Soz mate didn't realise like once again sorry
>>67719584
Give him some slack, he never leave his comfort zone home town in his entire life.
thanks anon now I'm addicted to sporcle quizzes when I should be revising
alright lads list all 47 teams that were in the premier league
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/premierleaguealltime
it was made last season so the team that says Zero is Bournemouth
45/47 here
>>67719033
>not appreciating the double layered irony of producing a trash trailer like a bunch of drunk guys in their 20s but with a budget with 6 zeroes before the dot
>>67719512
>someone help (no cheaters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p23mA2VV0A
>>67719629
link me a good one
>>67719584
>conceding less goals than games played for 42 years
jesus christ even ligue 1 is blushing
>>67719643
Just because you're a retard don't assume everyone else is
>>67719627
>Only playing home games
>>67719584
Iker is a prime example that not all keepers should keep playing into their late 30s
>>67719637
Got them all, struggled on teams like Oldham and Swindon
>>67719700
lel those were the exact two i missed
>>67718975
/trans/ is love
/trans/ is life
>>67718971
1. Re-buy Morata for 35M
2. Sell Morata to Arsenal for 51M
3. ?????
4. PROFIT
>>67719722
I love this meme but what racket would someone make whilst browsing /trans/?
>>67719637
>37/47
Shemefur dispray desu
>>67719722
>tfw /trans/ will never go back to those glorious shitposting days
>>67719744
>He doesn't laugh outloud at beaten to death memes
>>67719674
What?
Asking for help is literally cheating, you mong.
>>67719637
I got 45 as well. Missed Wigan and Blackpool.
>>67719760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIfxVZnP2ew
Do portuguese rate this lad?
Fill in the blanks for me
I know one of them is Huddersfield and obviously Leicester
Can't think of the other two
>mfw a 'journalist' uses the terms warchest or transfer kitty
>Livermong fans unironically rate coutinho as a top player
Laffing irl lads. Compare him to players like De Bruyne or Ozil and you'd see hes miles off being a top quality footballer.
>>67719802
Nottingham forest
>>67719802
Nottingham Forest
Wolves
>>67719683
You know what I mean, not a field trip, but seriously working in foreign land.
>>67718971
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata
My sides, do they even scout players or just what CL games?
>>67719802
Wolves for one. Bolton?
>>67718971
Javi Martinez to Liverpool when?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!
>>67719814
>>67719818
can you nae read
>>67719744
The sound of our fingers smashing down on the keyboard as we funpost.
>>67719752
This summer, m8.
>>67719820
the striker market is worse than the pepe market
>>67719802
Wolves and Portsmouth
>>67718483
>Bologna
Gollini plays for Hellas Verona, fucking amateurs
>playing scholar of the first in
>Shrine of amana
NO
O
Any updates on the sporcle quizzes to do situation?
>>67719847
wrong board famalamadingdong
>>67719814
>>67719818
>>67719821
Forest is there.
Wolves right of course, but it isn't bolton
>>67719843
There we go
>>67719838
He is benched for Mandzukic at Juve, he gets to play as much as Zaza iirc
K A R E N
A
R
E
N
>>67719871
>anime
>>67719850
about to do this one
http://www.sporcle.com/games/SHED/premier-league-winning-teams-managers-etc
desu im sticking with premier league because it's all i know
Would Fedor Smolov get a work permit?
Looks like a decent player
>>67719879
>not knowing every zimbabwean 3rd tier champion since 1862
m8...
>>67719882
only been good the past 2 months (although he's scored a shitload in that time)
>>67718971
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata (Various)
>Real Madrid forward
what
>>67719879
>>67719892
forgot to add the pic 2bh
>>67719903
He's a forward that plays for Real Madrid
>>67719903
Real can buy him paying 15m to Juve, weither they want to sell or not, and if he wants to leave
>>67719903
If Arsenal were to big 50 million Madrid would obviously buy him back for the agreed 30ish and take the profit.
>>67718458
>West Ham thinking they can get Vardy
Lmao, they'd have to offer like £200k a week
>>67719879
93/96, missed solskjaer, sherwood and vieira
>>67719913
but wouldn't it then be better for juve to sell him directly to arsenal for something like 20m or 30m?
in the current market being under 25 makes you worth at least 30m apparently
>>67719879
Missed three out
Hughes, Solksjaer and Sherwood.
On my phone so the years didn't lineup, assumed Sherwood's spot was a united captain I couldn't think of
>>67719905
>tfw lifelong chicken inn fan
that fucking feel lads
>>67719951
real madrid have first dibs, so juventus would be forced to sell to them if madrid wanted to buy
>>67719951
I think they can't refuse real's buyback
>>67719879
95/96
had no idea steve bruce was captain
Hisoka vs Chrollo whats /sp/s prediction in the fight of the year?
>>67719951
They can't.
>this geezer is a premier league winning captain
>>67719965
>>67719970
but they would still be able to accept an arsenal bid, wouldn't they? and then it would be up to the player/his agent to decide. at least that's my understanding of how buy-back clauses work
>>67719996
sounds correct
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11750/10287460/watch-ian-holloway-sends-scott-minto-into-fits-of-giggles
ayy lmao, been a while since we've heard from him
Heh, could be better
>>67719951
they cant
>>67719995
You chatting shit m8?
you have ten seconds to name a league with funnier team names
>>67720045
Come home, Tim
>>67718458
>>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
HAHHAAAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHA
>>67720046
>Venomous Vipers
Would fit right in MLS.
Surely this breaches some sort of law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajax_Cape_Town_F.C.
>>67719879
85/96
>>67720072
you didn't bother reading far enough to see that Ajax Amsterdam is the majority shareholder?
>>67720072
Howso? It's practically no different than what Red Bull are doing.
>>67719879
fuck that was so quick
>not getting Teddy
>>67720046
West Ham united sounds funny
>>67719033
IT'S REAL
I thought it was a shitty fan-made video until about halfway through. That is laughably terrible.
>>67720046
>West Ham United
Explains why their team is full of niggers.
>>67720072
>being this new to football
Kill yourself
alright here's a tough one
all-time champions league scorers
http://www.sporcle.com/games/shute92/european-cup
Witnessed the saddest thing the other day. Was playing tennis with some of my friends earlier in the week, saw some lonely fat kid playing by himself with just one ball. Would line up a serve, weakly hit it, waddle over to the other side, retrieve the ball, and hit it back...rinse and repeat. Feeling bad, I invited him over to play a game, which he happily obliged, jogging over with a huge smile on his face.
Crushed the little fucker in straight sets.
>>67719905
>Triangle
Would have expected them to have won the league considering they always have three points.
euro football
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Marshall89/top-10-scorers-in-the-2015-16-european-football-leagues
51/74
>>67720141
>playing tennis
Fucking poofter
>>67720134
>type ronaldo
>hue and gay versions both get entered
feels like cheating
>>67720046
>Windy Professionals
>>67719033
That was fucking amazing
10/10 united I can't stop laughing
>>67720046
>No Weapons FC
kek
>>67720158
Tennis is fun as fuck.
>>67720171
>not making yourself type out full names
Easy mode is for kids
>>67720046
>Feed Us 123 F.C.
No
>>67720212
how can I when it automatically puts them in
>>67720208
So is bum fucking
>>67720220
type out full names
only fills one box
>>67720212
Tripcodes are for kids.
>>67720148
am i a pleb?
got the cl ones but couldn't fit them in the screenie
>>67720228
So we're in agreement.
>>67720148
44
I found that I couldn't name a lot past the top teams desu, need to brush up on my footy knowledge
>>67720249
Yeah, let's fuck.
>>67720248
Missed all the italian ones: Pavoletti, Maccarone, Belotti. Did better than me otherwise
>>67720296
and yet you called up borini
>>67720234
i was only trying to fill ronaldo's box
>>67720309
bit gay
>>67720234
53, got the first 16/17 at least
>>67720307
>Conte
Pavoletti was collad too btw, and Maccarone il like 36 y/o. And it's just for scoutning, it's not the final list
>premier league clubs wanting milik
LOL
>>67720309
Luís Nazário de Lima, Ronaldo
fa cup quiz
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36335707
>>67720377
8/10
>>67720148
47.
>Got Zero from dutch league
>That guy who wasn't Hulk in the Champions League list
>tfw no signings
>>67719779
ratings
Any news on signings for >us?
Reckon we should offload TSUUUUUUUU and Refball 2bh.
>>67720444
>actually watching the autism cup
leave
>post yfw LVG and shitnited lose on saturday and they fire le filosofee man from everything
>>67720444
Wait until at the end Spring Cup.
Refball might be out but >WE might win Spring.
>>67719033
What the literal fuck
Who approved this
>>67720464
1. yellow for the captain
2. yellow for the penalty taker
3. throw in
>>67720464
Book the carrier or red if the guy he moved is genuinely hurt
Make a note in report I guess?
Throw in.
Really tough one this time.
>>67720444
>People still shitting on TSUU after his last performance
>>67720464
1. nothing
2. nothing
3. so it knocks the flag over and goes through the corner? pretty sure that's a throw-in
>>67720464
1. Yellow to carrier
2. nothing
3. Throw
>>67720464
1. Bash the cunt
2. Bash the cunt
3. Bash the cunt
reffing is easy
>>67720464
Depends. Book Captain if the player is injured, book player if he's time wasting.
Do nothing
Corner
>>67720478
>>67720483
>>67720497
>yellow for the first one
why? it has happened before without a booking, twice this season i think. doesn't constitute a bookable offence imo
Manchester City will reportedly have to trigger Aymeric Laporte's £39.6m release clause if they want to sign him from Athletic Bilbao.
The Manchester Evening News say the defender has been determined not to push for a move, and have these quotes from Athletic president Josu Urrutia: "Neither Laporte nor any other player has told me he wants to leave Athletic.
"The way the club works is to give as few clues as possible and work discretely. In these five years I think the message Athletic has put out is that we are not a selling club."
>>67720493
He's shit compared to LCIM
>>67720531
from what i hear he's overrated as fuck
>>67720531
>overpaying for another overrated Centre Back
Is there something wrong with City's transfer committee?
>>67720553
that's every young player starting outside of england tttt
>>67720566
they still want to sign permacrock Gundogan even though he won't be fit until like October so probably
>>67720531
Why don't they just trust Denayer? He's been playing pretty well on loan, hasn't he?
>>67720531
>City will never have good defenders
Xhaka is in London to have a medical [Everyone]
Genuinely a bit butt hurt that Arsenal are getting Xhaka
*BREAKING* Andre Gomes is done deal to Juventus. [DiMarzio]
>yfw Spurs hijack Xhaka
A-Any united news?
>>67720632
fan of?
>>67720653
Probably not until we know whether le philosophy man is staying or not, which won't be until after the FA Cup final
>>67720662
yeah
quite saddening that schweini's legs gave out so fucking early
>>67720653
(You) still have games to play
>>67720679
Would him winning or losing the fa cup really affect whether he stays next season?
Or do you mean they've already made their decision but haven't announced it yet
>>67720653
Van Gaal may be getting a new contract.
>>67720637
>gomes and marchisio in midfield
juve is literally becoming dreamboat fc
>>67719033
I don't think I ever laughed this hard
>>67720709
Need Mou to fuck off to Everton ASAP
>>67720587
Denyer is GOAT. He's already pissed about being lied too though, another season asked to go on loan will lead him to just getting a transfer imo
>>67720637
who
Can't wait to win everything under the sun ((blue)moon) next season
I think Hamez to United is the only one I've seen so far
>>67720632
Don't worry it's not happening
Where is Lukaku going?
>>67720653
Schürrle to United for 50m.
>>67720743
Chelsea
>>67720702
I can't imagine it will, Glazers are too Jewish to let big money decisions ride on pointless cup wins, to me LVG is definitely going this year because he's overall damaging to United as a brand and that's all the owners really give a fuck about at the end of the day
Pep is terrible with transfers, City is terrible with transfers. They will finish 4th, tops.
>>67720709
staying for another season maybe, new contract absolutely no chance in hell
>>67719255
26/51
Only been watching for 3 years btw
>>67720734
"your" only good players are aguero and de bruyne, you won't be winning anything next season unless le never had a challenge in his career man essentially buys a new team
>>67720877
he's gonna call you a united fan now
>>67720861
>3 years
>getting ian wright and andy cole
doubt tbqh
>>67720877
Don't reply to the idiot please
He lives for this shit
what are the thoughts on the Zlatan Man U rumours? Genuine possibility or just clickbait?
>>67720936
I'd say it's possible if Mourinho comes in
Not many big teams out there that need a striker
>>67720936
pls happen. Would be better if he went to a CL team though
>>67720936
only somewhat possible if jose comes and even then, i doubt he wants to kiss goodbye to ever playing champions league football again
>>67719637
44/47
Missed Blackpool, Barnsley and Swindon, sue me
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
This makes me so upset guys
>>67720819>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67719547
lol stfu diyar
>>67720887
Pretty well known names
Things like berbatov sutton and keane show his newness
Good attempt overall though
>>67720989
Do you want attention or something
>scout tells me there is a world class defender in the making
>the 16 year old plays for Mervue Utd on a youth contract
>has no interest of signing to me
What can I do to fix this and get him to my L2 club? I really need organize my "EPL in 5 years plan" and having someone who could easily be a legend would obviously fit into pieces
>>67721087
wat
>>67721087
>>>/trb/
>>67721099
Let me phrase it this way "Irishman playing for shitty irish club doesn't want to move to shitty English club, how can I get him to my club"
>>67721087
wrong thread famalam
>>67721109
Oh fug, wrong thread, why didn't I realize this
>>67720877
>Hart
>Kompany
>Sterling
>Aguero
>Silva
>Fernandinho
>de Bruyne
>Iheanacho
Literally all world class
>>67721139
Because you've lost control of your life
>>67721160
poor bait lad
>>67721160
had a good laugh at this post
>>67721087
Concentrate on getting to the pl before you develop youth
>>67720146
underrated
Making tea lads, what mug d'you want yours in?
>>67720134
>83/219
>>67721309
your face mate
cause you're a mug haha
>>67721331
kek
>chelsea open talks with lukaku
Chelsea will have to pay a lot of money for a player they had for years because Mourinho liked Eto'o more. At least Matic was sold to Benfica as part of a deal and he was nothing more than a youth player back then iirc.
>>67721388
Remember also they were forced to play torres instead because of his fee
>>67721388
called it >>67720786
>>67720046
venomous vipers sounds like an american team name. did they copy it?
>>67721435
At least I can say was forced on the managers by Roman, he had no reason to rpefer Ba or Eto'o over him.
How did the Pato experiment end up working out?
>>67721482
True
It's a big weakness of mourinho's desu, heavily relying on former players.
so if I'm not mistaken, next season's PL managers will be:
Mourinho
Guardiola
Wenger
Ranieri
Pochettino
Bilic
Klopp
Hughes
Conte
de Boer
Koeman
Guidolin
Pardew
Howe
Allardyce
Karanka
Dyche
and a few TBD
could be pretty good, shame about the pattern
>arselel fans getting excited over signing a walking red card mong
>>67721505
what pattern?
>>67721548
They're just excited to sign anyone at all desu
>>67721559
fun season - shit season - fun season - shit season
>>67721576
>this season
>fun
>>67721576
the shit seasons were just because someone ran away with it and none of the squads look good enough to do that
>>67721598
if you didn't have a proper laugh this season you need to end yourself my man
javi martinez spotted at john lennon airport la's
>>67721683
la's? so la is? what does that mean? tell me now
>>67721598
Mate it was the maddest season of all time
>>67721697
Later
>>67721598
> you
> a cunt
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 47s
Arsenal close to signing Gladbach mdf Granit Xhaka. Agreement reached on £30m deal, in London to finalise terms, medical this weekend
>>67721704
>>67721622
A complete outsider winning it doesn't instantly make it fun. Examining the season for what it was, ignoring the fact that it was Leicester:
>hardly any massively entertaining games
>no twists and turns. Leicester were going steady all season without major scares
>anticlimactic final 2 months
>relegation battle was boring
>no manager feuds/mind games
>no massive chokes (except maybe spurs but that's expected)
>same old winners of cups and European competitions
>>67721784
christ you're boring
I bet you have a checklist for your wanking sessions
>>67719033
lol
i mean really
lol
>>67721784
>forgetting >mouyes
>>67721819
Nothing this season compared to agueroooooo or the slip/crystanbul
>>67721829
fuck chelsea for ending that early. OG >Moyes last til like April
>>67719512
>>67719555
what site is this
>>67721784
>A complete outsider winning it doesn't instantly make it fun
This happening alone made it more fun than watching Chelsea/City/Man utd but their way to another title. The good guys actually won.
The main story in the first couple of months was Mourinho's collapse anyway.
>>67721309
That's a big mug.
Any update on the news lads?
>>67721888
still no world peace
>>67721869
I guess we can agree to disagree. I care more about what happens on the pitch (excitement) than off it (ie. Who has more net spend or scummier owners). The big teams are perfectly capable of producing entertaining games just as the small teams are
>>67721920
Fuck I was sure we would have that in the bag by early May.
>>67721888
Austrian president election on Sunday
>>67721851
When will we get to greentext him again?
>>67721867
Sporcle
>>67721956
August, mere weeks away
>>67721943
Liverpool had some exciting games
>>67721956
not mouyes no, his united will be tediously good
>>67721956
Nigga you best be voting Hofer
>>67721819
>I bet you have a checklist for your wanking sessions
jesus lad that's a brilliant idea
>>67721943
I suppose it depends if you love money football or hate what it has become. For me these were the most likeable champions I've ever seen.
>>67722004
Chavs, traps getting cumshots and pakis taking it up the shitter this weekend.
>>67720464
1. Red card for both players and physio
2. Red card the player and yourself
3. Red card for the corner flag
>Newly promoted RB Leipzig, owned by 'Red Bull' have a stunning €200m available for transfers [fussballtransfers]
b a s e d
>>67722181
>fussballtransfers
>Spox
Yeah, nah. They're still going to spend a ridiculous amount for a newly promoted team, but nowhere near that.
I think it's much better when a world-class team wins the title like Barça or Bayern rather than a bunch of scrubs who only won because of the league's low quality.
>>67720464
pretty sure the 3rd one is a Corner. Since the point of a corner is to give it when the defender puts it behind the line. the most obvious solution is a corner
>>67719584
I love Martins Indi. Best Dutch player ever.
>>67722214
Leicester are a world class team
>>67722231
Just... don't.
>>67719584
>lcim and mouyes utterly broke cassilas
Pretty sad tbhfam
>>67719033
They did it for humour bro, its hilarious.
>>67719641
>LOL DUDE IRONY! SO BAD IT'S GOOD! XD
why is europe so behind in comedy?
>>67722301
>canadian humour
>>67720531
>work discretely
>>67722301
>you
>>67721972
Both candidates a shit.
>>67722181
RIP BAYERN
>>67722342
It's not even going to happen. Ragnick is going to try and stick to his retarded no over 24s policy, and they'll look to develop and sell on talents for a higher price.
“Liverpool have done absolutely everything in their power to make Gotze happen, throwing the kitchen sink at it,” a source close to negotiations said.
“If the deal doesn’t happen, it won’t be because of a lack of effort from them, but because the player decided to go elsewhere.
"They won't get beat in terms of a bid or a package as they're prepared to do whatever it takes to land him. He is taking a long time over giving them an answer though.”
Conte declares interest in bringing AS Roma duo, Radja Nainggolan and Miralem Pjanic to Stamford Bridgje. [SkySports]
Rodgers new Celtic manager!
>>67719033
>capeshit is art
>>67722395
>inb4 he goes to Arsenal/Chelsea because of muh London.
>>67720709
this is worse than Martinez to Liverpool. Woodward would get shot outside of his office by the fans
>>67721846
>agueroooooo
Is this the most overrated "thing" ever?
>>67722440
X2 is desu.
>that Nightcrawler in the White House scene
>>67722441
maybe Totnum should have a go since he's even willing to consider Liverpool
>>67718483
>Former Newcastle and Tottenham winger David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arrest playing five-a-side football. The 49-year-old France international had fainted.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36340327
>>67722433
How long until he wins the CL?
>>67722491
I fully expect him to lose the SPL in his first attempt
>>67722462
They probably stand a good chance of getting him. London + CL football is very attractive to foreigners.
fucking hell lads I watched Eurovision and they did a short bit on Swedish musicians, and a song came up that I want to know the name of but I can't remember a lot about it
it's pretty soft and has the words "dawn" and "morning" or something
fuck
>>67722491
two seasons
>>67722511
Na, brenny will walk it. He almost got fucking Liverpool to win the pl
Is defending easy for celtic?
>>67722511
Who will slip?
>>67722525
Suarez won't go to Celtic
>>67722537
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/34047527
No
>>67722540
>Captain
>no.8
>central midfielder
scott brown of course
>>67722462
He was only considering Liverpool because of Klopp
Spurs can't afford him
>>67722542
Jelavic is unironically a world class striker in the SPL. He could sign some shitty meme players and walk it.
>>67722522
how do you actually pronounce "douwe" dutchbro
>>67719033
>wayne rooney is marketable
>>67722522
nevermind lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHxnm1-gVS4
it isn't great but I'm happy now
>>67722582
Joe Allen is going to fuck Scotland sideways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rnuC38G8N8
his meme name needs to be >le spray the ball wide man
>>67722595
d-ow(pain noise)-wu
>>67722582
you don't think it'll be a 2 horse race again with rangers back?
Javi Martinez spotted in ragga's cafe on bold street lads
>>67722609
Annoyingly this might actually work because all giroud can do is nod balls down to people
>>67722609
>le spray the ball wide man
Doesn't narrow it down enough. That's basically what Weigl does too.
>>67722627
Will take a couple of seasons at least
Remember they needed two seasons just to get out of the 2nd division
>>67722627
Not this year.
>>67722048
read my mind lad
It's quite embarassing how Arsenal have fallen from the mighty. They just have become a money making scheme for the corporate owners.
It sickens me too see them not even want to create a squad that can win the Title. How I wish they had a rich owner.
>>67722604
Good tune.
What are you listening to right now, /trans/?
>>67722511
would be laff
>>67722628
CONFIRMED
>>67722673
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA
>>67722629
I don't think so, all the german teams love to do the high press meme but the west broms and sunderlands aren't gonna leave that space to knock it into
>>67722696
>weeb music
>ever
>>67722609
le spray it sideways and get a red man
>>67722673
andy stott's new lp
don't know why but i hadnt got around to it yet
>>67722698
Good point.
What's the logic behind the signing then
>>67722673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p0sXhZPQoc
Brodge gone to Celtic official
>>67722730
wenger
>>67722778
>Rodgers is in the CL
>Flopp isn't
lmao
>>67722730
He's pretty
>>67722673
trying to decide what album to listen to desu
>>67722812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwCXbATP0oU
>>67722812
>clyne, lovren, lallama aren't in Europe
>Southampton is
ayyy
>>67722812
Give it a couple of rounds and he'll be in the Europa league
>Celtic have been knocked out of Europe 5 times in 2 years
>>67722873
>you now remember this
http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/champions-league/ronny-deila-celtic-are-too-good-for-champions-league-qualifiers-30432915.html
What a fuckwit.
>>67720464
1. allow it
2. allow it
3. throw in
>>67722873
You now remember when they lost to a polish team, qualified anyway because Legia fucked up, and then lost to Maribor.
>>67722696
>>67722764
wew lads
>>67722729
I somehow still haven't listened to that. Been listening to very little music lately unfortunately.
>>67722837
The World of Cecil Taylor
>>67722927
>jazz
fuck off darkie
>>67722837
Literally best album of last year
Not even trolling
>>67722962
good shout lad, sticking it on right now
>>67722812
>clyne, lovren, lallama aren't in Europe
>Southampton is
>ayyy
And Liverpool's money financed Southampton's position.
>>67722946
d;^P
>>67722962
>that's not Have You in My Wilderness
When does the transfer window officially open?
>>67723129
1st July I think.
That's when players' contracts expire.
>>67722927
You got a problem with Eurobeat cunt?
>>67723145
Contracts expire 30th June meaning they'd join new clubs 1st July
>>67723159
That's what I meant.
LIVERPOOL
IN
>Grujic
>Matip
>Götze
>Chilwell
>Karius
>Decent LB
>Maybe a CB
OUT
>Skrtel
>Moreno
>Bogdan
>Enrique
>Ilori
>Caulker
>Teixeira
>Probably Ibe
>Wouldn't really care if Benteke
STARTING XI
Mignolet
Clyne-Lovren-Matip-Flanagan
Can-Milner
Götze-Firmino-Coutinho
Sturridge/Origi
SUBS
Karius
Kolo/New CB
LB
Allen
Grujic
Origi/Sturridge
Ings
I want to see more brits in Liverpool though :(
>>67723181
fucking hell they have a lot of deadwood to shift out
>>67723150
Nah pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hhZq6coC1k
>>67723198
that's what happens when you're impatient and buy a new XI every season
>>67723181
What's your opinion on Markovic
>>67720046
>FEED US 123
AHAHaHAHA Hahahahahhahahah HhAaa
>>67719512
ISIS bruv
>>67723198
They're pretty much one year behind spurs
>overachieve
>sell best player
>buy lots of mediocre players
>can't get them to gel
>manager sacked
>new one is pretty good. Now just need to get rid of deadwood
>>67723292
Forgot about him lol
I think he's quite a decent MF, he's still pretty young, so he could develop and become a pretty good player. Don't know if he would have a place in Liverpool, considering >we have Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, probably Götze, Grujic, and even Milner for that position. And maybe some youngsters too.
>>67723315
And they have the advantage of not having to play in Europe next season. Honestly expect them to challenge if they have a half-decent summer.
>>67723338
Yeah
Can't even remember the last time we didn't play in Europe desu, was it redders first year?
>>67723361
Yeah but even with him he just sent the u21s abroad so we basically had that advantage then.
>>67723361
>Can't even remember the last time we didn't play in Europe
>can't remember 2 years ago
>>67723391
Talking about spurs m8
pls
I see the liverslips have crawled out of their caves!
>>67723495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpqiq-FHDV4
>>67723503
Are you talking about the EL final? At least I didn't really expect Liverpool to win it. Still two finals in one shit season is really great imo. Considering Klopp had just that shit tea, the fucking transfer committee gave to Brennie.
>>67723308
>replying to a 5 hour old post
>>67723531
>At least I didn't really expect Liverpool to win it
so many 'Pool fans on here did
delightful innit
>>67723495
Make Götze good again pls
>>67719527
Made me kek hard there, Yugoslav.
>>67723531
>Considering Klopp had just that shit tea, the fucking transfer committee gave to Brennie.
Kek.
£350M spent on that team in the last 4 years to lose the Milk Cup final. Meanwhile S'ton, who Brenda insulted about lack of ambition, finished above you and have Europe next year.
That must sting.
>>67723531
dalglish got to two finals, actually won one, and still got sacked
>>67719255
>Kevin Nolan
>no Bergkamp
its a cruel world
Chelsea signings when?
>>67723657
kek at that image
>>67718971
>Manchester United are planning to make a bid in the region of £85M for Juventus' Paul Pogba
>Buying the player they sold at 3 times the price
>>67723657
>you now realise most signings won't be done until weeks after the euros
torture
>>67723673
integration at work
>>67723676
Wasn't he free for Juve?
>>67723676
>3 times the price
Infinitely higher. He left >for free.
>>67723729
>>67723741
fucking damn
>>67723657
>implying Emenalo won't just sign a pacey winger who'll play 2 games and get loaned out and a centre back from Australia who's complete garbage on deadline day
>>67723559
Understandable but not realistic. There was a lot of hype about the whole Klopp shit.
>>67723620
Spending millions do not necessarily mean good players. Whenever Brendan asked for a player, the transfer committee gave him another player that was a bit cheaper.
Example:
Brendan asked for Higuain or Benzema, they gave him Balotelli. Brendan asked for Alexis, they gave him Markovic.
>>67723635
Kenny was always an interim manager, even after he signed for another season.
Still think he should have been given more time though. I always imagine what it would have been if Kenny was Liverpool's manager those three Brendan Rodgers seasons. It would have been quite interesting and Klopp would probably be Arsenal's manager.
>>67723741
£850,000 compensation.
Someone should transform the Kult-Kloppo pasta to Kult-Floppo 2bh
>>67723773
Brendan should have known what players he could have attracted
>people think Pogba will go from Juve
>people think PSG will sign Messi or Ronaldo
>people think Guardiola will sign half of Barcelona or Bayern for City
>People think Real Madrid will sign Vardy and Mahrez
Really, why do they make up this stupid rumours? Modern football's transfer policies are just retarded
>>67723809
>why do they make up this stupid rumours
clickbait
>>67723796
Higuain and Alexis could have easily signed for Liverpool. Specially in 2014-15. They were in the CL and had almost won the PL. Brendan knew. It wasn't that they couldn't sign them, it was that they didn't want to.
Same as Alex Teixeira at the start of this season. They thought 40 million was too much for him...
>>67723714
>Real Madrid are guaranteed to sign the Euro best player
>>67723809
>>67723861
Based Blue Peru
>>67723809
>why do they make up this stupid rumours?
Because it let people dream and have hopes. A lot of people seem to miss this and they get angry instead of enjoying it
>>67723994
im actually really angry that wonga is signing this meme midfielder
i preferred it when i can dream of better things
>>67724025
I can't imagine how awful it must be for Bayern, not even June and they already signed payers.
>>67723896
only if there's some meme marketing potential there
>>67724051
>mfw dont even know who'll be the owner of the team next season
you all wish you could experience such exitement
>>67723896
But Vardy already said he won't leave Leicester
>>67724025
>beat your oldest rivals to 2nd place on the last day of the season
>still bitch
arsenal fans are the most annoying fanbase tbqh
>>67724100
No, you know it'll be Berlusconi, you just lie to yourself.
>>67721819
>he doesn't wank in chronological order at certain hours
>>67724132
t-this time is different i swear!
>>67723896
Cristiano Ronaldo already plays for Real
Have you seen based Berlusconi telling Milan players they don't deserve to be payed?
Video
https://twitter.com/Mario_Riveretti/status/733459503383871488
Report and translation
http://screamer.deadspin.com/silvio-berlusconi-to-ac-milans-players-stop-sucking-or-1777446713
>>67724166
>wank in chronological order
as opposed to?
>>67724315
alphabetical
>>67724302
Why doesn't he buy better players then? Milan is a shit club now, low-table PL clubs are more attractive.
>>67724302
Iirc that's an old video that surface again now.
Europa team of the season
>>67724976
>De Gea
Literally just for 1 match
>>67724976
>coutinho
can this meme end?
>>67725001
2, both legs v Liverpool
Still mad he's there though. Were there really no other notable keepers?
>>67719686
The general rule applies to tall keepers, not manlets like Iker because he relied mostly on his reflexes throughout his career and not on his height. Therefore, when age catches up with him his main weapon is the first to go down the drain, and he can't fall back on his height to compensate
>>67724976
>Castro
>not Weigl
>>67724976
>Can
That fool cost Liverpool the title
>>67724976
just seeing this list shows how much of a second rate competition the EL really is. glad we don't have to deal with this mess next season.
>>67723582
lel is this real?
>>67718971
>Javi Martinez who Klopp say's has a close relationship with (My Arse)
>>67719058
>go home xia, you're drunk.
>>67725144
>Can
>Literally the best player of the team and one of Germany's best CDMs
>cost Liverpool the title
>>67719807
>before the transfer window slams shut
>>67725221
Yeah, he actually said 'und werde immer fitter', but there was a mistake in the subtitles.
>>67725001
>>67725015
>>67725022
>>67725144
>>67725161
ITT: people that started watching football yesterday
>>67725491
You?
>>67725458
He can't even perform consistently over more than 1 half.
He is too selfish and his runs fucked Liverpools midfield good.
And why did he have to get a yellow in the second minute?
His physicality and technique are impressive but he has no concept of the game.
>>67725491
Are you saying De Gea is in because of his great work losing to a team of plumbers?
>>67725543
he didn't play v midgetland
or are you calling liverpool a team of plumbers
>>67725570
>didn't play in the defeat
Did he play in either leg?
>>67725587
nope, it was romero in both legs
>>67725537
>rating him for one match
>And why did he have to get a yellow in the second minute?
Ok, that was stupid, but shit happens
>>67725543
He and Rashford were the only reason why United didn't get relegated this season.
>>67725624
>He and Rashford were the only reason why United didn't get relegated this season
Don't be a mong.
Should I have a takeaway lads? I'm really hungry and definitely fancy one but I've noticed that I've been putting on a bit of weight lately. Then again, I haven't had one in a month or so and the only food I've got in is a frozen pizza.
>>67723181
Where is Hendo?
Also, where is Javi Martinez? He's basically confirmed, I just saw him in Nabzy's
>>67720464
1. red card the physio
2. give the 5-0 up team another penalty, take it myself and award the goal even if I miss.
3. give both a corner and a throw-in back to back
>>67725641
fat cunt
>>67725608
>played 2 games
>2nd best keeper of the tournament
They really didn't try much
>>67725708
That's what my flatmate said.
>>67725543
>>67725570
>>67725587
>>67725608
ayy
forgot i had this
new thread when lads?
Who are Spurs signing?
>>67725686
I don't really know what to do with Hendo. He's good and I like him, but there are better players for his position... I would have given the captaincy to Sakho, but know I'd give it to Can tbqh.
Hadn't heard about Javi Martinez though. Wouldn't really like him at Liverpool.
>>67725729
In ten pists
>>67725757
Looking at Embolo apparently.
>>67725757
Apparently close to signing a guy called Islam (Slimani)
Oy vey
>>67725760
You haven't heard about the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>67719033
Not quite as bad as this one
> They say....he is....a legend....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MkmonoaSw
Get the new thread on work boys, we'll need it soon.
>>67725902
I like that wine
>>67724976
>Steven Nzonzi
Lol didnt he play for Stoke?
>>67726223
He did
Man of the match in that 6-1 hammering iirc
>brennys confirmed for joining Celtic because they share his love of beautiful young men
>>67725902
AAAAah, the Spanish wine has always been celebrated for its excellence la
>>67726061
its ok for its price
stopped buying it after i saw that ad tho
>>67726431
Daring synthesis
>>67722314
>>67722328
who is Norm MacDonald?
and of course you british cunts think your fucking geniuses for using a lot of sarcasm in your comedy
fuck off cunts
>>67718483
>Gomis
Great, I've always wanted a worse version of Defoe.
>>67723181
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