Your name is NOAH FRIAR, and you have spent the first 14 years of your life in BLOCK F of some sort of facility you know NOT MUCH about. You were raised by a multi-colored hard-shelled race called PREDECESSORS who instilled you with lots of KNOWLEDGE and COURAGE. Lately, however, they have become increasingly STUPID and FORGETFUL and infact have all DIED OFF, one way or another. Luckily, you are not alone. You still have MR. ALARMO-ROBOTO, your trustworthy sidekick, who also wakes you up each morning with a fresh piece of TOAST.
You sure love MAPLE SYRUP and STEAK. You...
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Examine those weird things on the back wall behind the bed
>>20345
Agree
You look for some quote unquote "weird things" behind your bed, but see nothing but wall.
Whoops, looks like the old CRT monitor is glitching up again. And just when the slow kid was about to do something, too! Darn.
It becomes painfully obvious to everyone except you that you're actually being watched by an organization that still uses computers from the nineties.
City/Middle of nowhere sim
YOU ARE 15, its been 8 months since you left San antonio texas, your family has left you in Seattle washington without anyway to get back
In your posession you have
1. Black vans,pants and t shirt all torn and shit grade, and a lighter
2.White Tshirt, Leather jacket, Brown pants and Cowboy boots
OR
3. They left you stranded in a pool you have trunks and nothing else
You are half white, and half black, so not full nigger
Youre strong and can lift, but not very coordinated
Your a genius but not very bright on longterm
How did you like to spend your time in the past?
Based off >>29797
There can be 3 people per tribe.
Members of a tribe can choose to either develop technology, form a cultural branch, or perform an action (building, diplomacy, attacking, resource gathering, etc.)
Each tribe has an extra move, as you can see, that only the chief can use.
I will start as soon as all three tribes have members. I will post culture now.
thats right boys get in here for some lovely lovely memes right from the tap you know when i first started using the internet i was a young boy and they called memes fads thats rights t hey were fads and it wasnt until richman drinkins came and called them "memes" that the first meme was birthed and it was called the "cool face" and yes while this meme has lost its flavor after the years like a piece of bubble gum thtat has been chewed on for centuries we can still see the impact that meme has had on the ecosysytem
this quest is to find the lost meme:...
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>>37649
no
please stop trying to damage this board.
>>37708
Your cable is broken. You cannot watch TV. Since you have no technical experience whatsoever, you call a cable repairman.
Soon the doorbell rings. You invite the cable man in, and he immediately comments, "Damn, what's that smell?" Now it may be true that you haven't cleaned your place in a couple weeks, but where does this guy get off on criticizing you? He's a cable repairman. **** him. You decide to tell him that.
"You're a cable repairman. **** you."
Rather...
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Welcome to -M(minus the mario)RPG quest where you the anon right there can decide who our hero is going to be and what they're gonna do! I'm sure this will be fun cause i'll be throwing up sprites onto ms paint(and sometimes paint.net for those fancy segments) so let's get this started!
>>18593
mystery character
MYSTERY CHARACTER
Bob-omb.
Boo
Its time you venture to faraway lands in search of all those things your heart tell you you want/need for no particular reason!
Rules are simple, post what you want to happen next ( try to stay away from rape as long as its possible/fun), if your suggestion gets three replies before any other, to the storyline it goes. Try to go for replies to other suggestions and dont spam your own.
It begins in a lovely morning, you wake up determined to go and adventure yerself.
You grab your savings (100 coins), 2 pieces of bread and a waterskin. You suit yourself up in underwear...
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>>38938
Name ourself "It begins in a lovely morning, you wake up determined to go and adventure yerself.
You grab your savings (100 coins), 2 pieces of bread and a waterskin. You suit yourself up in underwear and a rusty and reliable iron armor, you also take a shortsword with you. What do you do as you leave thine house?" And go back inside. We didn't finish our chores. Plus, we forgot the most important thibg of all in our bedroom. Did we even say bye to Mama?
>>38938
Make sure our house is secured. Don't want robbers cleaning out the place.
Well this needs a bump!
Go!
You wake up as Kate, the prettiest girl in the neighborhood. As a 16 year old girl, everyone adores her (except the other girls).
But what others dont' realize is that Kate is a closet psychopath. She is itching to commit her first crime. But she doesnt have prior experiences in doing so so you must help her decide and get away with it.
Warning: some decision could end up in prison ending or death.
post tits or gtfo
>>27808
This. Show us your tits.
>>27804
>Morning shower.
Because cleanliness is next to godliness, and being godly is good. Everyone says so.Good clean girls are godly. Dirty icky girls are bad. And bad girls get punished.
Congratulations, player. You just got your Pokemon license to train and battle your way through your local league and maybe fight evil along the way.
HOWEVER, you don't want to catch pokemon. You want to catch other things. You are simply plain sick of pokemon, realizing that there's a whole world of creatures around your area that are just more interesting add to your team of 6.
You decide to skip your trip to the professor's lab and go straight into the wilderness...or the local park. Just as you step into that first patch of grass, THREE powerful-looking...
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>>17160
Curvy futanari demon girl.
Loli with the strength of a thousand men
Average Joe man with the unmistakable blandness that hides a super assassin
>>17174
abandon thread
>>17174
(I will roll for the following. I dont have a dice in my house so ill just google for a generator, excuse me)
>Curvy futanari demon girl.
1-2
>Loli with the strength of a thousand men
3-4
>Average Joe man with the unmistakable blandness that hides a super assassin
5-6
(upon googling dice roll, an auto-generated 6-side die shows up in results. cool. anyway...)
You decide to make Loli 1000 your starter....
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In a world where evil is bad and villainous and not good, there is only one man that the people can count on...he is Su- uh Soperman.
Today we find Soperman standing around absentmindedly in his Fortress of Low Rent. What should he do?
>>48114
genuflect
find a supervillain
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>48114
>Clean room
Space Monkey Quest #1
You are an Earthling travelling in a space pod. You discover a muscle space monkey girl. The one you've come across is actually quite primitive. No scouter, no "Frieza's soldiers armour", it can barely talk. What will you do?
>>48613
Beat my chest like a gorilla to assert my dominance
>>48613
Ask where the attractive ones of her race are
>>48613
Steal more ideas from an infinitely superior QM
First time doing this, but I think I've got a handle on it. Let's roll.
>>35728
The unseen and haunted forrest.
>>35771
I just really wanted to be spooky occult squid faces.
>also bump!
>>35857
Fine by me. Let's see if others think it's a good idea.
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"Black Hearts. Cold Steel. Dark Deeds."
These are the words of the Black Company, the infamous band of mercenaries that has been on one side or the other of every major conflict on the continent since its founding.
The Company has seldom cared who they fight for or the cause...
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>>34532
holy shit I haven't seen one of these in like a year
>>34625
10 months to be precise.
>>34532
Holy shit I was just thinking about this quest yesterday. Good to see you back.
Continuation of;
>>>4767
Your tribe was massacred, though you managed to get away, find another survivor and seek refuge with a group of nomads. It's been about two and a half weeks since the massacre, during which time you've fit in with the nomads quite well and even married one. Despite their relatively friendly nature and your progress at assimilating, there's still notions of striking out on your own to form a new tribe of the remnants of your old. You...
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Waiting patiently
Become the alpha
>>47536
Whoops, messed that link up.
Anyway though, thanks for waiting, I was trying out drawing with a tablet I just got.
So here's a rough map that you know of. Light green is grasslands, dark green is forest. The red square is the nomad camp, blue is the stream leading up out of the valley through the forest to a waterfall, and large river beyond. Yellow indicates the direction which your old tribe was.
Sup guys let's have a Civilization/CYOA thread
Rules: Ties are won by first post
No rerolls
Remember to vote for other anons suggestions
Have fun!
First vote is for race and location
Op pic and subsequent post are what we will be using
>>16448
>constructs
>mana wastes
>>16448
Can we make custom races
Your name is JACK NOIR.
Your cohort, the CAB DRIVER, has just informed you that the next step of the plan to BUST YOU OUT of this INSUFFERABLE NEON PRISON involves ascending to the HIGHEST POINT IN THE CITY. You are frustrated not only because you are sick of STAIRS, but because you explicitly told a VOICE ON THE PHONE that you would NOT go to said highest point. In fact, you told him to FUCK HIMSELF.
Behind you, GARRY continues to regale the SOLDIERS with tales of MADE UP SPLENDOR.
What will you do?
Primary Quest: Ascend to HIGHEST...
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>>44579
pee on the nearest person to you.
mark them as your territory
>>44579
Contemplate life choices.
>>44579
Rally the troops and tell GARRY to SHUT UP