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Welcome to Tarzan Quest. You are Tarzan, king of the jungle. Or what was the jungle. Now it's just a bunch of 3-star hotels and parking lots for mini-malls. The last thing you remember was that you were in the middle of protesting deforestation with a bunch of hippie-looking shitheads when you fell into a hole.
What do you do, oh great king of real-estate?
>>35384
Examine surroundings
You slowly start to grasp in your surroundings. The trees are much shinier than you remember. Then it suddenly hits you. This isn't your forest anymore. This is some weird, chrome hell that just resembles your forest. Only in chrome.
You start to soak everything in. Your favorite tree is chrome. The dirt is chrome. The leaves are chrome. Even the sun is chrome now.
Also out in the distance you see a cat staring at you, kind of creeping you out. If you got something to say then fucking say it to my face is what you're thinking. Fucking cats always ruined...
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>>35643
Become Tarzan, king of the shapes
GOTTKAISERIN
October the 3rd, 3rd Year of Anno Domina. The 16th birthday of Madoka Kaname. Aachen Cathedral.
Seated on the humble yet grand Throne of Charlemagne, Madoka Kaname releases a nervous breath as she surveys the entourage that line the red carpet before her.
Gathered before her, were the Ten Viceroys of Earth, the Viceroys of North America, Europe, Japan, Oceania, Russia, South America, the Middle East, Africa, India, China and the Imperial Administrator of Gliese 832c.
It was not her choice to be coronated. It was the work of an ancient...
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>>35038
>[] Paul von Oberstein, Spymaster of the Galactic Empire
>>35580
Woof.
>>35636
Go from a bum on the street to leading the fascist neo nazi movement in the united states.
you are some bum in new york, it is time to make something of yourself! do everything you can to bring back the nazi regime. you win when the nazi's rule the world, you lose when you die
>>33200
game will be played with a 25 sided dice at all times. you are bum you have nothing. what is our first move?
Rolled 19 (1d25)
>>33209
Try to get into school, use spare time to go to a library to educate yourself, put special attention on learning rhetoric, finances and politics.
Rolled 7 (1d25)
>>33209
Find voting registration office and ask for papers about registering yourself as a party.
Educate yourself.
Something rumbles and you stir. All around you is darkness, but there was movement. Something, something has happened.
But what it is, you don't know. For now, you reacquaint yourself with the object that holds your spirit.
[] A knife
[] A ring
[] A bracelet
[] A small pendant
>>25995
An anklet.
Look around
>>25995
>[] A knife
Your sordid past has finally caught up with you, you no-good scumbag! You've been sentenced to seventy years, and after only a week you are already going insane with desperation to leave. You've resolved to escape this prison and flee the country, no matter what the cost is. But how? Entire game is played with a 20 die.
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You wake up at 7AM as you are called out of your cell for roll call. Your asshole is still sore from the rape last night. As you sit up, Jamal kicks you in the face climbing down from his bunk. You disregard it and go outside and wait. You're...
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Wait until it is my floor's turn.
>>33519
But which crime did you commit?
>>33526
Stealing government memes
A sharp intake of breath passes the old woman’s lips as she tenderly undoes her patients bandages, her wrinkles seeming to deepen and the hunch in her spine grow more pronounced as she looks at what lies beneath.
“Not good… not good…” she tuts to herself quietly, clawed fingers rapping against the table as her assistants grimly stand by for their orders. With a long pause and a sigh, she finally delivers. “Galblassa, get the syphon, and Yesh, I need you to start mixin’ up a batch of sap as fast as you can.”
“Is there any way I can help?” you finally interject, taking a few careful steps from the wall in the tiny, over-crowded room toward where Cassandra still lays in a heap.
“Just get the little one, outta here,” Shasa says. “This ain’t gonna be pretty.”
“Mama…”
It’s funny how much goes unnoticed with a preoccupied mind and no sense of touch. You hadn’t even realized until that very moment how a tiny hand had been wrapped around your own for who knows how long, a small shoulder resting timidly on your femur.
You are Lee: bard, lover, fighter, and more recently numbered among the walking dead. Of course, at this point you’ve probably spent far more of your relatively short unlife sprinting rather than walking, whether it was charging head first into a battle versus a squad of holy men or then running through an apparently demon-bear filled forest to acquire aid for an injured mother, you’d had precious little time to spend idle. Now comes another great challenge, how to address the tired, moist eyes now pitifully staring up into your empty sockets.
> What do you do?
>>32839
Panic. Hold breath.
>>32839
So begins Chapter 4 of RE: Animated, this time on a brand new board. For those catching these threads for the first time, previous chapters can be found on sup/tg/ here:.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=RE:%20Animated%20Quest
>>32839
Hope for the best and comfort the girl.
The rules are listed on the image.
Prepare for BATTLE!
>>37258
>8
death
>5
manticore
>>37520
Did it wrong. Rolling.
Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d10)
Roll time
You have awoken in an unknown apartment. Your curly hair feels like a mess, despite it always looking the way it does. You don't really care that much, though. You're pretty used to waking up in odd places, more or less dazed as of current.
>>35777
Understand that we're nameless and will never have a name, equip clown portrait as a shield.
Your name is DORKY. The room you have awoken to looks disturbingly normal. Currently in your viewpoint is:
1 OVERSIZED DESK
1 FUNNY HAT
1 ARTIST'S FIGURINE
1 CLOWN PAINTING
What do you do?
>>35799
Wield Artist's figurine as our primary weapon. Investigate contents of desk.
"Thou shalt handst over the Pipe for shall deliver it to the Crimson Harvst!" This horned, flying banana seems trustworthy! But would would the Not-not thing had a hand in this? After carefully measuring the risks, you...
>hand him over the Pat-pat Pipe.
>obliterate the banana.
>wake up.
>>29480
What a terrible nightmare. I wish I could eat some delicious squids instead. Actually, I am feeling hungry.
[x] wake up
>>29559
"click"
You feel a sharp pain in your left hand.
>Alice Lucienne Liddell
>17 years old
>You have schizophrenia and chronic sleeping disorders
>You take too many sleeping pills
>Opening your eyes, you find yourself...
Roll d6 dice to decide where you wake up
>>28853
Naked in a cell
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>29021
ITT: we occupy a land in this map and make it our territory.
>>20211
Caspian Sea
>>20211
Hudson Bay
>>20211
I'll take this part.
>You have had enough of the bullies
>You get a baseball bat
>You hit one of them repeatedly till their skull cracks
What do you do next?
>>12940
Feel remorse. What have I done?
>Hit self with bat a few times, so can claim self defense if someone spots you.
This is not how you envisioned your friday night going.
>>10083
>FALCON PUNCH
>>10083
Kill Bill it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8y9US7ajWo
>>10094
Oh fuck that really hurt
The day has come. You, in all your boundless imagination, decided to partake in some co-operative storytelling! You crack your knuckles and adjust your sweatpants, ready to get to work, before you realize, oh no! You don't have a name!
>__________
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>32531
Doktoro Esperanto
> FRYLOCK
>>32531
You clearly already have a name, Big Gay Dude.
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After finally managing to wake Rhea, everyone piled out of the cart so Derrick could find a place to leave it. Then you all decided to wait for him at the front doors.
"Sorry I spooked you Rhea" Ariadne says. "I promise not to do...
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>>30958
>What did she do to traumatize her?
>>What's therapy?
>>30958
>What's therapy? Is it like rape?
>>30958
>What did she do to traumatize her?
>What's therapy?
