Marry a Monkey Quest
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Space Monkey Quest #1
You are an Earthling travelling in a space pod. You discover a muscle space monkey girl. The one you've come across is actually quite primitive. No scouter, no "Frieza's soldiers armour", it can barely talk. What will you do?
>>48613
Beat my chest like a gorilla to assert my dominance
>>48613
Ask where the attractive ones of her race are
>>48613
Steal more ideas from an infinitely superior QM
>>48624
>>48622
she's unimpressed. what now?
>>48679
Bring out the long dong.What you named your gun.
Spin it around, be a fucking boss and get her going with manly gunplay.
>>48679
These be Monkey People.
We must show strong, smart humanity.
Start breaking rocks against rock.
PREFERABLY BIGGER ROCKS AGAINST SMALLER ROCKS
HELL YEAAAH
>>48699
you desperately try to lift a rock and can barely grab it from a few meters off the ground. You ou obviously lack the strength to lift it further.
>>48905
monkey girl is laughing at you for your pathetic display when she can lift this kind of rock with her tail.
>>48963
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING STACY MONKEY BITCH
I BET YOU'RE JUST A USED UP SLUT WHOS ONLY ENJOYMENT IN LIFE INVOLVES THOUSANDS OF DICKS IN HER ASS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>48996
Unfortunately your dong goes off prematurely, not hitting anything that you can see but FUCK GUNS ARE LOUD WHY DID TELEVISION MAKE THEM SEEM QUIET
>>49089
H I G H T E S T
