I have had a crappy day make me laugh /mlp
>>25541153
a nigger goes into a store and buys something
>>25541153
>tfw nothing funny in your folders
A army of 50,000 crusaders has arrived in equetria to claim the land for the church and to free the ponies from their worship of false gods, what happens?
Keep in mind that ponies are vulnerable to human diseases, have never fought a war, and the royals guards are the only ones with training which is mediocre at best.
crusaders also arrive here with only their weapons, armor, and a one month supply of food.
DEUS VULT
>>25541027
They get to enjoy roasting in/from the sun.
Sure, casualties, but the Crusaders would have to deal with a force they have little to no knowledge of- magic.
They get reformed by the power of friendship within 20 minutes.
>>25541027
what is the make-up of this 50.000 crusaders? calvery? to they have engineers? siege engines pre-built? what crusade is it? is gunpoweder weaponry at thier disposal? who is the commander? where are the crusaders from? (specific countries in euro please) and what is their own training? are they battle tested?
come on op. we need more than that.
>Oh no, Rainbow Dash has been homeless and starving..
>She hasn't eaten in 10 days.
>Shes too proud to go begging, she might just starve without your help.
Quick, what would be the first thing you feed her if you found her like this?
>>25540888
My cum
All the eggs.
>>25540888DEEZ NUTS
Post Oc, make Oc, create something that is Original Character and Pony.
Pic related is an Oc I made, Blue Berry.
Rate away.
>>25540885
Is her special talent blue berries?
>>25540885
Is her talent inflation?
>>25540920
Her special talent is blue berries.
>>25540930
HAH, inflation, I see what you did there. I love me some willy wonka.
:glutes: thread
>>25540601
:the.old.original.glutes.a.cancerous.fucking.emote.that.needs.to.be.limited.and.throttled.thus.this.long.fucking.name.also.fuck.you.for.using.it.you.shitposting.cocksmoker:
>>25540601
>inb4 deletedPlease don't get deleted
So awhile ago I saw this filename joke. I thought it was pretty funny, but then I looked into it. Nurse Redheart's last appearance in the show was in season 2. She made one and only one apprance in the the IDW comics, the 9th issue, she hasn't been seen in either continuity since. 4 issues later alicorn Twilight made her first appearance in comics.
>>25540447
Are you saying that Twilight Sparkle has a phantom double?So who's the pony equivalent of Kazuhira "Bring back a nigger, I'll pull the trigger" Miller?
>>25540447
>Veenum Spakul
So... who else didn't like today's episode?
wot?
>>25540445
my name is..
>>25540449
Miguel Rodriguez
![vector__worried_sunset_shimmer_by_molecularkogwheel-d8cmyxe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/alROPdI.png "vector worried sunset shimmer by molecularkogwheel-d8cmyxe[1]")
>"Why do so many anons hate me?"
>>25540274
I don't hate you, I hate your fans, but not you.
>>25540274
I dont , I love you
What subreddit do you think your waifu is subscribed to?
>>25540261
>subreddit
>ever
>>25540261
>this is the new 'which pony does your current gf resemble the most'
![sig-3975525.sugarcoat_vector__hd__by_ivacatherianoid-d8zykqw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eJyJqpQ.png "sig-3975525.sugarcoat vector hd by ivacatherianoid-d8zykqw[1]")
>"You should really stop crying during orgasm, anon."
>>25539746
BITCH, that was you. Now clean yourself up, my parents are coming over to meet you.
>>25539746
>She lies there unmoving, staring up at the ceiling with a bored expression
>She didn't even take off her glasses
>You feel yourself getting close anyway, and she rolls her eyes as your breathing gets heavier
>Just before you climax, she finally makes eye contact
>"You're really bad at this"
Shit nigga, I'd cry too
>>25539746
How the hell do you keep breaking in hear whole a jerk off
ponysimulator.exe running...
theshow.bsa loaded...
>>25539635
Literally wat
>>25539635
Play.
Lets get this show on the road
>>25539635
Help
"Obey your master!"
>>25539331
MASTER OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING THE STRINGS
>>25539331
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER
>>25539356
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
>"Fug me, Anon."
I want to eat rainbow colored shit
Dash rainbow inside cum to want i
I want to tongue big mac's shit stained ass
GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLOURIS SUNSHINE
>>25538959
SENDING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
>>25538959
>>25538990
Makes me wonder if that tweet was just a very subtle spoiler
What Michelle was trying to say wasbrunettes > blondes
Will she find a weapon to surpass friendship?
I will find a weapon to surpass her clitoris
Maybe
>>25538605
MARKS
THAT
KILL
