http://strawpoll.me/6105023
shit movie tbchaqfwy
>>25552282
You are shit!
There is a bomb pone in yer room, she is about to explode..
What do?
Cum on the fuse, problem solved.
>>25548923
Wait for final relief.
>>25548923
SCREAMING CONTEST IS A GO GO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25484929
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
>Satyrs by Parent:
>http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
needs to be updatedor a new one
Also, first for Bella needs lewd
>>25536302
Did you seriously have to kill off the thread that early? 30 posts? Really?
>>25536231
So why exactly did you, or whoever it was, spam the previous thread to bump limit? Because that was honestly just a shit move.
Might as well start this one off by reposting something cute to take our minds off of what just happened, I guess.
This story has been going on for a really long time, like what the fuck was this about in the first place? First Rainbow Dash mouth rapes our dear Anon, then there's something about a horse based concussion? i don't fuckin' know. Anyway, we're at the point where they are at the dinner before homecoming, and Anon is or isn't in the mob. Also, Rarity is a total cunt.
Here's the correct pastebin now: http://pastebin.com/u/FulLR3tarD
>>25487649
>Rainbow Dash mouth rapes anon
Now you have my attention.
Previous Thread: >>25355338
OP got the pastebin right, without me even posting the new one yet.
>kicks back in chair
Now this, I can get used to.
Green dump sometime tonight before I go to bed.
Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions.
Current Writefags:
Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
http://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka
Writefag42
http://pastebin.com/u/writefag-42
Smokefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Smokefag
Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
http://pastebin.com/u/iscribble
SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
http://pastebin.com/u/Soymilk
Previous Thread: >>25374788
>>25405745
You want that cider dashie?
*Nods head*
Twilight floats the cup away from Dash and drinks it all
"That was good"
Skype Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: If you're not a part of the secrit club you're bound to fail.
Last thread: >>25525773
Remember, anyone can join the sekret club.
>>25543142
gib skype details of sekret club
>>25543156
https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin
:^)
>"Anon! I've done it! I've made a portal to your world! Now you can go back to all your friends and fami-"
>"Anon, what are you doing with that sledgehammer?..."
>>25555885
Can I take my waifu and our kids with me back?
>>25555885
>sledgehammer
IT'S TIME TOPLAY THE GAME, TWALOT.
>>25555885
>With a quick swing, you smash the mirror into several pieces
>assuming of course it is a mirror and solid
>"Anon! What the hay! Why did you do that?"
"I cannot go back. And since you know the knowledge to create such a terrible plot device..."
>You kneel down and pick up the largest, longest piece of mirror from the ground
"I mush get rid of you as well."
>Twilight looks at you with a confused look to her face
>"Anon...What are you...?"
>You slowly approach her, shard in your grasp
>Twilight slowly backs away, fear fully floods her eyes
>"Please Anon, whatever I did. I'm-"
>You lunge into her small fragile body and land on top of her
>Pinning the shard to her throat, she attempts to wiggle away from your heavy body
"You created a portal to hell and since you know how to do that..."
>With a quick press, you swipe down and into her throat cutting into her artery
>Her wiggling become violent, blood is leaking out like a fossett.
"I must prevent such a thing to happen again."
>Her body attempts to gasp for every bit of air, but fails...
>She is choking on her own blood, filling up her lungs with her own liquids
>trying to survive
>You push her chin upwards to help her get out of the nightmare
>Her eye lids begins to droop and the color of her face begins to fade
>As time went on, she is no longer functioning
>her body only focusing on one goal
>obtaining oxygen from her neck wound
>The only sounds that fill the room is her gargling and coughing
>"...Anon?"
>Spike was meters behind you
>He saw the whole thing
"....Can you keep a secret, little man?"
>His face went from being concerned to fear as you approached him
>He constantly shifts from looking at Twilight, to you, then to your blood stained body.
>"I just want to know if you saw anything"
>Anon is slowly approaching you
>He...He killed Twilight
"Um...Yes?"
>His pace increases
"I-I mean no! No I didn't see anything! I swear!"
>Anon is now in front of you, kneeling down to eye level
>"Good."
>"You're actually a clone of shining anon!"
>"We tried to replicate him, to create other soldiers of his caliber, but instead we got you!"
>"You really are les terrible child anon.
>>25555859
>"You really are les terrible child anon.
Do you think Night Light and Twilight Velvet see Shining as the ideal stallion?
At some point Anon's severed hand is attached to a pony who had hypnotised himself to believe that it is taking over his body with Anon's personality.
Nanomagics, son.
Guys, I came up with the best idea for a Spike episode.
>Fluttershy and Spike get called to dragon lair or whatever
>Meet a group of dragons, initially rude but one female one takes a particular liking to Spike and he to her
>She hangs out with him more but starts asking weird questions about Canterlot's security which Spike answers because honeypotted as fuck
>They talk to each other and Fluttershy about friendship and how there could be a compromise between dragons and ponies
>Girl dragon begins to question whether or not ponies should be attacked
>Stands up to the leaders leading the attack on Canterlot and makes a big speech about kindness and friendship
>They call off the attack, and Celestia shows up and agrees with the lesson Spike and Fluttershy taught the dragons
>Girl dragon pledges to spread friendship among dragons, gives Spike a jewel to remember her by
>Spike goes home, Rarity sees jewel, gets flustered
>End
tl;dr, Spike gets honeypotted hard and almost causes a terrorist attack on Canterlot but the dragons have a change of heart. I tried to make it what I think the show would do too, though they'd probably make Spike stupider.
>>25555079
Cliche as fuck.
Shit idea, done many times over.
>>25555101
It's better than most Spike episodes
>>25555079
>but one female
Stopped reading there
Hi guys! I'm not a part of the brony lifestyle, I'm into space opera by way of Star Wars! I was wondering if you could help me out though. I was thinking about getting this Build-A-Wookie, but I am unsure of the quality. I know some of you here must have the Build-A-Ponies so I'm hoping you can help me out since I don't have much experience with the plush doll scene. I am just curious about the quality of Build-A-Bear products in general. Thanks!
The quality on Build-A-Bear is decent. Don't rough house them or the eye will come out.
Not MLP
Ok op, first off
>>>/toy/
Anyway the quality of the plushies are nice. But I keep mine in top of a desk shelf and it Hasent really moved since.
>>25554957
>>25554993
Stop it, guys! I'm from /toy/, I'll admit it! It's a place only for action figures! They don't know anything about plush! You guys buy plush, you know about plush! Don't send me back to that cesspool!
>Can I meet your family this Thanksgiving, Anon?!
>>25554910
Sorry Lyra,I'm not real
>>25554910
We're in Equestria green stuff, remember?
>>25554910
>family
>thanksgiving
I WANT TO COME INSIDE RAINBOW DASH
>>25554789
Get in line bud.
>implying anyone doesn’t
>>25554808
I don't. She is top cunt.
>I-it all just happened so fast, Anon. It was only an accident, but I'm still the one responsible! Starlight just charged right at me, I just tried to just push her out of the way but she landed right in that magic power cable and... and... I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS ANYMORE! I can still hear her scream! I don't DESERVE to be called the Princess of Friendship! What do I do, Anon?!
>>25554721
Lets go bowling.
Suicide is always an option
>>25554721
Follow my instructions.
Press gently to forehead and gently squeeze trigger until a pop sound. If you hear nothing afterwards, you've done it right.
ITT: We wait for legendary 25555555
That would be hepts right?
>>25554605
Ayy
The blood shall fall
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=24
>password: horse
join the game m8
>>25554295
This game needs player, so join
we need you fags. gtf in here wight now
Dang. I haven't seen one of these threads in weeks, now when one finally shows up, I'm only on my phone.
