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I want Lyra to give me sucky sucky
>>25556368
>yfw you will never be close enough to Lyra to the point where she is prepared to provide the ultimate form of pleasure through oral sex purely for your enjoyment, like lovers do
>>25556628
life is suffering
>>25556368
>>25556628
>>25556994
Alright /mlp/, I've always liked Rainbow Dash and I fap to her regularly. But I've realized I really LOVE her and that I will never be able to be with her...
I'm sure plenty of you anons have had similar issues and I want to know how you all dealt with it.
Also feels thread.
>>25556264
>falling in love with pleb-tier pony
Shaking my head to be honest family
>>25556264
>how you all dealt with it.
The ones who dealt with can't write here anymore.
>>25556279
Let me guess, you're a twifag right?
>"H-Hey anon"
>"Listen, I was wondering if..."
>"Would you like to..."
>"If that's ok with you.."
>"Ehmm....">"Holding...h-hoofs?"
>*squee*
>>25556230
But I don't have hooves.
>>25556230
Well shit, looks like these rumors about shy girls having the sickest fetishes were true after all
>>25556230
>hoofs
How do you think Sunset felt about this?
>>25555906
Don't worry, someone probably whispered "no offence" to her
I don't know, didn't watch the movies
>>25555906
Happy Thanksgiving!
Just about to go eat. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.I know it's about giving but I'm taking all the cranberry sauce.
>>25554036
>>25554058
Happy foodday to you too!
Happy Thanksgiving
>>25555555
>>25550136
>0136
Good luck with that
>>25550136
>five thousand posts away
>>25550146
It's only 5000 away.
It'll be here before you know it.
And then gone again, in the blink of an eye.
Sunny Flare Thread
>>25547337
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...Would she share Solaires passion of praising the magnificent father from above?
I do hope we see her and the other Shadowbolts again, I feel like they could do a lot of funny stuff with them.
>>25547987
yes well now that they've been (dare I say it because it's not really true) reformed I could see them and the Main 7 getting into wacky scenarios
>That last line
FUCKING BASED
>>25546139
What do you think you are doing anon?
>>25546159
How would your families react if you brought your waifu to meet them this Thanksgiving?
>>25540576
Honestly? My family are super-chill, nice people, and we have a great relationship. Once they got used to the fact that she's a magical talking marshmallow pony, they'd love her.
>>25540576
They'd be happy I'm not gay, even though I guess I'd be a horsefucker.
My mom can't behave in front of company so she'd probably ask when she's getting grandkids.Dash would probably eat a little turkey covered in gravy to fit in.
Dad would drink a bit over the news but be a team player and try to get to know her, wondering what I see in a blue pegasus.
>>25540576
Am I introducing her to my family as a horse or a human?
>"By the order of the Equestrian high council it has been decided against my wishes that you are to be taken back to your world. Please be aware I've done everything in my power to make your life just as it used to be. No one in your world will even know you went missing.">"Hah! You should have seen your face sweetie. Don't worry I would never do that."
...>"Anon...?"
>>25537804
>At that point, Anon had a heart attack.
>What has Celestia done?
>>25537804
Don't even joke like that.
>Breaking down and crying at the thought of going to that hellhole
Fluttershy is a cutie.
Fluttershy is a lewd cutie.
A continuation of >>25432889
Mostly just made this thread so writefag could finish his story >>25434466
But if anyone wants to add another story or some OC art go ahead
>>25520721
>another general
>>25520721
Makes me wonder if those Pone Prison threads should be expanded into a more general Pone Law Enforcement-type deal.
>>25520735
ebin
It's that special day again
Let us express our love and devotion to our sunny horse waifu
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
>>25515638
>hide
>ignore
>do not reply
>proceeds to not do any of that
such a hypocrite baka
>The last thread: >>25436647
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good...
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Massive wiggling horsecocks edition
A thread dedicated to the masculine side of colorful horses. Anything stallion goes here. From rule 63 characters to regular stallions from the show. Stories and pictures for all your stallion needs.
Includes:
Hetero stallions
Homo stallions
No Homo stallions
Anything not involving stallions does not belong here. No off-topic shit.
Old thread >>25467016
>>25490516
First for guy spitfire
Paste will be up in a bit, sorry for bein so slow.
>>25490492
>There was a gentle thud and a slight clattering sound.
>"Mr. Cake, I would never betray your trust. You're my family...I would die before I ever let myself hurt you."
>There was a slight pause, filled with the shuffling of hooves and a quiet, surprised sounding huff.
>"I love you, both you and Mrs. Cake. I promise from the very...
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>>25490606
http://pastebin.com/2aVQX5ZV
Typin on a phone sure does drag this out for hours.
Anywho, hope it's not too sappy or anythin, I'll continue on some other time.
