>Morning, Anon.
>Thanks for letting me spend the night here, away from Rarity's horrible boyfriend.
>>25552203
>be Rarity's boyfriend
>you've been going to her house in disguise
wat do?
>>25552203
"It was my pleasure. I mean, seriously, who doesn't let their girlfriend's underaged sister blow them?"
>>25552203
Sure thing, Sweetie.
How about some eggs?How about all of them?
My good friend Lyra gets nice threads. Can I have a nice thread too?
>>25546811
I'm sorry, my dear, there just aren't many screencaps of you. You might have to share with some other background ponies and one-liners.
>>25546846
O-okay then...just thought I'd ask...
Why is this pony so synthetic?
This guy goes to equestria.
What happens?
>>25538286
Suddenly Russian reclamation of lost Equestrian territories.
NATO is powerless.
>>25538286
ivan you carry so many gun but you can only shoot one
>>25538329
Other guns are for arming of ponies
Pony battlestation thread? Pony battlestation thread.
ponk/10
>>25539082
not enough ponk/10
>>25537872
Top-Right (kinda). On your wall.
Want sauce.
This is Bon Bon
>>25537858
And is a lesbian
>>25537884
nofunallowed.jpg
Ponies kissing thread
>>25534910
Old thread: >>25437296
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>>25533332
Can my pony learn to play a cello, double bass, lyre, or piano?
>>25533333
Let's find out who got the quints.
Old thread
>>25415055
Fate
>It’s your fault.
>Even after all these years you still couldn’t forgive yourself for the way things turned out.
>Celestia cautioned you about thinking this way multiple times, but the memories seemed to grow more vivid with each passing day.
>If only you had paid more attention.
>If only you had fit the obvious pieces together.
>If only you watched her closer after she went through that door beneath the Crystal Palace.
>The combined forces of black magic and stress had gotten the best of both your friends.
>Spike had visions of you and Twilight abandoning him.
>And poor Twilight became hysterical over hallucinations of Celestia disowning her alongside you and her other best friends resenting her.
>At least that’s what she told you and Spike as the three of you climbed the seemingly endless staircase to the tower’s summit.
>You didn’t doubt her then. And neither you nor Spike thought of the mirages as anything but brief, terrible nightmares; nothing but one of the final desperate defenses created by Sombra to stall those who opposed him.
>>25521780
>In the months following the king’s defeat she slowly and steadily changed.
>Toward her friends, she became judgmental and critical about their actions.
>Traits previously overlooked in her friendship gradually became unavoidable talking points.
>She hated Pinkie’s recklessness and harshly dealt with the clones she created from that pond.
>Applejack’s intelligence was mocked when her family reunion went poorly.
>Rarity and Rainbow’s occasional grandstanding began irritating her far more, and Fluttershy’s inability to maintain self-confidence clashed with Twilight’s increasingly blunt nature.
>Rarely did you ever come to her friends’ defenses in your private conversations with her. You just nodded your head thinking it would all work itself out.
>She was just frustrated, you said.
> Trixie’s uprising with the Alicorn Amulet was violently put down by an angry Twilight Sparkle. In private to you, she lauded how her magic was far more useful than whatever help she could get from the other element bearers.
>You should have stepped in earlier. You could have made sure she didn’t do something reckless.
>Perhaps the biggest catalyst was Spike’s insistence that he leave and serve Applejack after she saved him from a Timberwolf.
>Twilight tried to act indifferently towards his words when he first spoke them. As soon as he left the library, however, she cried for hours.
>And once that debacle was over she started becoming more controlling. More authoritative.
>She was afraid of Spike abandoning her.
>You could have reassured her more. If only you let her know just how special she was to you and Spike.
>>25521797
>Celestia and Luna’s decision to reform Discord struck a terrible blow to her faith in her nigh immortal rulers. At first she, like you, was rightfully shocked. Why had the sisters agreed to unleash a being that had twice already caused untold amounts of pain?
>Her outrage grew to sadness, and she lamented about their poor decision making for Equestria’s future. Her distress grew to spite towards the Alicorn rulers, even after Fluttershy had befriended Discord.
>And you nodded your head and agreed with your best friend, even after seeing chaos incarnate reformed.
>Celestia advised her protégé against working with Star Swirl’s final spell. Celestia knew she wasn’t yet ready for whatever it was the ancient wizard had worked on. Her advice came as an order.
>Twilight spat upon the parchment the order came on.
>She changed for the worse when toiling nonstop for weeks over that invocation.
>In her desperation to unravel its secrets she lashed out against both you and Spike, her two closest friends.
>She was just overworking, you believed. She got cranky when stressed.
>But as her berating worsened your excuses began running out.
>They disappeared the moment Twilight incinerated the kitchen table in a bout of rage over a trivial argument.
>Later that night, while Twilight sat distracted with magical tomes and mysterious runes, you and Spike crept away in fear from Golden Oaks Library under the cover of darkness. With the meager items you took came the elements of harmony.
>As you stepped on the train to Canterlot you wondered whether you took the enchanted stones on your own volition or because they had influenced you to do so.
>You didn’t bother questioning it for long. The only thing you wondered, even to this day, was whether you had abandoned Twilight when she needed a friend the most.
>She became an alicorn soon after. She hailed herself a queen.
It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Celestia is an old, old pony - she hasn't seemed to change a bit since her sister's banishment to the Moon a thousand years ago (of course, that was in a potion-induced vision, but that's an argument for another thread). Do you think she holds much in the way of memories of her time in command of the Moon? What stories do you think she could tell? What do you think she'd -want- to tell?
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It's about that time ain't it.
>>25512306
>>25512410
>"Food!"
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
No episode links yet, but here's the song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xeSE7Fndyg
Well, how'd you like the finale of S5? Did you enjoy the timelines? How about Starlight Glimmer's past?And the missing scroll?
>>25574607
Previous thread.
>PONIES
>>25579334
Good job Isaac. Just in time.
spike should have died in the final. I hope he dies in season 6 because he deserves it.
>Remember Remember Edition
Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.
Previous thread >>25381563
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http://pastebin.com/u/Spritejunkee
http://pastebin.com/u/PhysicsAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/EyeCancer
>>25497848
shit are all these pastas different stories?
>>25497869
Some of the pastas have multiple stories!
>>25497613
>As your internal monolouge ends
>You look up and see...
>OSHITZIGGERWTF!WHYDOESTHATEXIST?!WTFISGOINGON?!WHYISTHISHAPPEINGTOME?!WHATDIDIDOTODESERVERTHIS?!DEARCELESTIAWHY?!WTFBBQ!
>The green minotaur is charging toward you!
>um...Brain now is a good time to, you know, do your job!
>Brain:Ummmmmmmm...NOPE!
>Well then...
>As the green minotaur runs you are standing still in shock your body like stone.
>The minotaur keep running and Barrels into Rarity!
>???:"ow the edge"
>What?
>You look at the green minotaur and realize something...
>It has no fur!
>And it has no horns!
>???:"lol u wot m8?"
>W..what?
>R:"[High-Pitched Horse Screaming Noises]
>Oh Sweet Celestia, Rarity has a Booboo!
>Trotting over to look at it you see the booboo on her elbow!
>Oh no!
>That mean green not-minotaur just hurt Rarity!
>???:"pls leev. im tryn 2 fap"
>You look at the booboo then pull out the book as a reference
>Reading through you decide to just put a band-aid on it.
Previously on Hijack: >>25481538
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
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===A false start, huh?Eh. It's alright.Lets get a move on, okay?
>You and your party stay low to the ground, as quiet as can be
>But you can hear teh monster shifting its position above you
>It's trying to listen for the slightest sound...
>You notice the door that Steelie ripped is on the end of the hallway.
>You motion to him to knock on it
>Steel's horn lights up
>...And sends the sucker slamming into the ground
>Still, it attracts the stomping noise once again and it stops again.
>This time, however, it only stops a moment before doing something truly terrifying.
>A massive claw crashes through the floor and grabs the door, crushing it like a paper towel.
>It lets out a hellish roar and drags teh metal door into the ceiling hole with a horrible screech
>The sound of metal tearing can be heard up above.
>You and everyone waits for what feels like years before the thumping moves away, down towards the main lobby of the building.
>You breathe a sigh of relief, and so does everyone else.
>Truly terrifying power...
>Still, everyone seems to be across the metal detectors, and Steelie's armor made it, to boot.
>Further down the hallway is the R&D wing's main administrative lobby.
>You also have this mysterious doctor
>...With a seriously fantastic manecut.
>What's the plan?
>>25489257
How fantastic is it, exactly? Y'know like, in detail.
>>25489257
Dammit I don't know, brace for impact?
Previous thread >>25403536
Welcome back to the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread! Tell Santa all your wildest wishes and come join us in spreading Holiday cheer to your fellow Pony lovers!
>"What do you mean I missed it?!"
Registration's over and everyone's got their emails but don't fret if you missed out this year. Kind anons are always lurking and there's lots of fun to be had with your fellow horsefuckers.
Discuss Holiday plans while prepping your cards and gifts, swap gift ideas, shit-talk your Santee's tastes, and remember to keep the surprise!
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]
>>25481155
Thank you based kiwi. Btw does anyone think that this style drawing is cute enough for cards?
>>25481184
Any art is sweet in my opinion.
Just figuring out what to do with my actual batch of cards actually. I sent some I filled out while in the hospital on vacation and they were complete shit. So now I am back in kiwiland I am working on some better quality cards
>>25481184
The quality doesn't matter - it's the thought that counts. I'd be happy to get a card like this.
>"Yes, Master Anon... I hear and obey..."
Previous thread: >>25324379
http://pastebin.com/EswR6Bmd
The pastebin from the green in the previous thread.
>>25463509
I want to fuck and impregnate her
>>25463527
Same
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