>Be middle child, Anon Sparkle.
>You come home from work everyday and you always want to get some sleep.
>But evertime you try to go to bed, you always find this.
>Twilight always in your bed.
>Her only excuse of being there is because she thinks your bed is the comfiest.
>She probably did one of three things.
>She probably just took a nap on you bed.
>Or she fell asleep on my bed while reading something.
>Or masturbated to her sexual fantasies of her high school sweet heart Flash or whatever and wore herself out that way.
>You usually take it upon yourself to wake up Twilight.
So /mlp/ how do you wake her up?
>>25568747
beat the shit out of her
>>25568755
Dubs command it.
It shall be done!!
>>25568747
Obviously tell my parents.
Especially if she wore herself out while masturbating.
>Hear a knock on the door
> Open it
>Wat do
>>25568716
>posts anthro
>wat do
Kill it with fire?
>>25568716
Let her in, give her a towel
>>25568727
Nice meme!
Original Prompt
>H-hey anon....
You turn around to see Fluttershy crouching behind a trash can
>May I, uh, borrow some....spare pants?
>Why? Because.... Well....
>You know how Principal Celestia got the school a new elevator?
>Well, I was standing too close to the doors, and when they closed, they caught my skirt...
>I tried to get the door open again, but it was no use
>The elevator went up, tearing my skirt to pieces.
>I can't be seen showing off my p-panties!
You see the shy girl is wearing white panties, with hearts in them
>Please Anon, the gym's being used for volleyball practice, so I can't get my gym shorts
>and you...
>*gulp*
>you're the nicest guy I know
>please Anon! Everyone will laugh at me if they see me like this!
>All I want are some pants! I promise I'll give them back! I'll even wash them for you!
She's practically begging at this point
What do?
Writefags
This guy - http://pastebin.com/WMC8N5ue
Cleric_Alerror - http://pastebin.com/ffSJdHft
Previous Thread: >>25410712
>>25568477
Screw you, too.
How dedicated of a horsefucker are you?
http://strawpoll.me/6119333
>>25568352
>people actually voting yes
>>25568462
>Hello. This is my first day here.
ayy legoy
>>25568109
>hands
:merchant:
ok
"Anon, please, I know we're dating, but could you please STOP drawing penises in my sketchbook? I'm really trying to focus, but the last time I tried sewing something I accidentally embroidered a penis into the dress I was making."
>>25567893
But penises make everything better.
>>25567893
it's like you have no sense of humor.
>>25567893
How do you fucking know if it's not Sweetie Belle or whatever? For fuck's sake I didn't even know you had a sketchbook and...wait, we're dating now?
>>25567774
You are a shit.
>>25567774
hello
>>25567774
Hello!
Can I help in anyway Ms Pie.
Do you need assistance with some baking?
Agent Gibbs in Equestria. What happens?
>>25567732
this is some real autism anon
>>25567732
Will he gibs me dat?
>>25567732
He'd build a boat in the basement of Twilight's castle. Ponies would generally find him intimidating. Eventually he'd get a job as an investigator for the crown. Rarity would become his next ex-wife.
We let it die, but it can still be salvaged, hopefully
No I will not give up
If it makes you all feel any better, if it stays alive till tomorrow I'll have the part for Twilight
>>25402941
i feel bad that i forgot today was trixie tuesday
these threads use to bring so much enjoyment
>>25403926
they truly did, where did that love all go
What's your cutest pony picture /mlp/? Do your worst
>>25567628If someone could shorten Twi's horn that'd be great.
I'm going to be honest /mlp/
I really hate Rarity. I don't like her at all. She's the only thing in the show that reminds me that this is indeed a girl's show. Not to mention I find her annoying, and a complete slut when it comes to Spike and don't get me started on "Rarity Investigates".
But I will admit this. Aside from two episodes, I think Rarity's episodes are some of the best. I don't know why, maybe she does better with a lead role better than a side role.
Help me understand my opinion of Rarity /mlp/!!
Sure, she's a vain whiny bitch, but she's got a heart of gold when it matters. It also helps that she's not just "I love dresses! Do you live dresses?" but that she's an actual artist. Plus her voice is sexy as fuck.
And she owns her own business. Who doesn't like a strong independent mare?
>>25567568
>Who doesn't like a strong independent mare?
I don't
>>25567568
>Rarity
>Reminds you that this is indeed a girl's show.
Do you even Fluttershy?
(Sorry best pic I got)
How bad did I fuck up, /mlp?
>be me
>art class
>we get to paint anything we want today
>I decide to paint a picture of sunset shimmer
>I am nearly finished and my math teacher comes inside and starts walking around looking at what my classmate's are painting and starts talking to my art teacher and shit
>he comes to me and looks at what I have painted
>he says "Oh, what are you painting? Looks like My Little Pony"
>I reply "Yeah.."
>Then he says "Why?"
>I say "Because I like the show"
>He says "Really?"
I say "Yes, there are millions of bronies"
>He walks away and says nothing
w-why would you...
>decide to paint a picture of sunset shimmer
oh, that explains it
>>25567525
You probably should have just said fans, but even so why do you care what he thinks?
>sunset shimmer
Your penultimate pic in your reaction folder is your waifus reaction to seeing your dick
FUCK
You are permitted to teach any pony of your choice four Pokémon moves? Who would you teach, and what moves?
Lightning Dust:
Thunderbolt
Aerial Ace
Roost
Wild Charge
Now this is autism
I teach Scootaloo fly
Romance edition
A thread dedicated to the masculine side of colorful horses. Anything stallion goes here. From rule 63 characters to regular stallions from the show. Stories and pictures for all your stallion needs.
Includes:
Hetero stallions
Homo stallions
No Homo stallions
Anything not involving stallions does not belong here. No off-topic shit.
Old thread >>25490516
>>25567000
More like GET edition
Fucking faggots turning this into Colt Cuddler 2.0.
>>25567072
Be the change you want to see in the thread
-moothadmit ghandi
