'Well Jesus Christ, it's a general now' Edition
>What the fuck is this?
A thread about a large populace of Anons in Equestria, instead of just one.
>What do I do?
Make stories, discuss situations, have a decent kek at the ideas, etc.
>Is there an archive of shit?
That's yours to do. As for a thread archive, there's just two threads, go look it up on Desu you lazy fuck.
Bamp for interest.
I mean i could writefag but im terrible at it and i havent slept in two days or so.
>>25561658
I'm going to make a quick addition to my story
Also Can Somebody give me the link to the old thread?
Recap:
>10 Anons arrive in eqiestria
>One of them is a neckbeard and an autist
>Neckbeard and A scrawny Anon Realizes it's equestria
>Neckbeard advances towards the ponies to claim one of them as a waifu
>Ivanov An Eastern european anon And The Scrawny Anon warns the ponies and Tries to hold the neckbeard back
>2Greasy4Them so Neckbeard get's away
>Neckbeard almost catches up to random pony
>Neckbeards are neckbeards And Scrawny Anon catches up to him and holds him back
>John The African American, Underaged Anon, Ivanov, and Scrawny anon Try to hold the raging autist down
>Ivanov Knocks Neckbeard out so that he won't Get away again while /fit/ Anon and the rest of the Anons Watches in the sidelines
>Be Well Dressed Anon
>You are In Equestria with other anons
>you were okay with it, Maybe you could help each other to acquire Your respective waifu
>Sadly There was a neckbeard here with you and he tried to run at the ponies to Probably spill Spaghetti on them or ask What season it is or
>Thankfully the others managed to stop him before shitstorm levels of spaghetti could be spilled in equestria
>also knocked him out so he would stop Calling everyone of us niggers, Even though John was One
>"So What now, We have The raging Autist here under control"
>An Anon With A Rainbow Dash T-Shirt was leaning on the tree whilst the Kid wiped his hands furiously in an attempt to get rid of the grease
"Well assuming that the Mane 6 or any other ponies are not hostile to us We should Go to ponyville"
>The Eastern European Guy shakes his head
>"If Neckbeard Smells Pony Waifu he will be of the Runnings To waifu and try to give disgusting grease hug so we must tie neckbeard up here or Leave him with other Anon"
>UA: "Or we can Just leave him here, Not like he'll find ponyville or something"
>EAG: "Then we are of leavings him alone then yes?"
>>25561811
Go to sleep you faggot
>"Okay class what is.. 847(19n + 140) + 453 = 460n - 1819459?"
>"Anon, what do you mean it's too hard? It's a simple math question. The other fillies and colts can do this simply in their heads."
>>25561579
Fake and gay
>>25561579
16093n + 118580 + 453 = 460n -1819459
16093n - 460n = -1819459 - 118580 -453
15633n = -1938492
n = -124
>>25561586
Nice calculator faggot
>"I warned you about digging too deep into things that don't concern you, Anonymous."
>"Now that you know my secret, I can never let you leave this place."
>>25561538
Jokes on you, that was the plan all along. You ready to spend eternity with me, Sun Horse?
>>25561538
Digging to deep, ay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>25561538
Leave what? Equestria? Or the palace? 'Cause I wasn't going to leave Equestria anytime soon, and I don't tell others' secrets unless someone life depends on it, which I doubt will ever happen in this case, because why would anyone threaten anyone's life just to find out who really is running the all-around-the-globe press company, and why isn't the said company printing the newest lewd pictures of you on the front page, but in the Sunday newspaper's attachment?
>Come with me if you wanna not die
>>25561469
That's it Dash, no more 90's flicks for you.
>>25561469
I want to not die
but how will I get to equestria then?
>tfw it's friday
who cares when one has been a hikikomori for years.
>>25561215
>Fridayfags
Saturday master race.
a good quality meme right here tbqh
>"So, like, am I as chaotic as Discord or am I his distant relation or something? 'Cause the way he looks at me, not even he's sure of what's going on."
>>25561011
Pinkie, you are just more capable than Discord himself, and that's something huge.
Thank you for not using your powers to set everything off balance.
>>25561011
You're chaotic good while Discord is somewhere between that and Chaotic NeutralNow hurry up and finish your character sheet. Twilight will be over soon and you're not even halfway through..
>>25561017
>"Are you saying I'm destined for some super greatness? Aside from the Elements thing. And then that Rainbow Power incident. Come to think of it, why wasn't the one in charge of Discord?"
>>25561024
>"Noooo, I don't wanna, anon! There's so many rules involved, just let me be a magical mystery bard!"
So why does she never explain herself? or make any good decisions in her life? Is she autistic or just fucking dumb like most manchildren feminists?
She's a woman so she doesn't understand compromise.
>>25560894
She probably has a non-disclosure agreement with Hasbro.
Well considering her creative input in terms of lore for TFH (fart jokes and towns called "Baaaa"), it's not surprising she gets into conflicts about creative control.
Anonymous, your behavior is intolerable! I know that when you had just arrived I told you that you can feel yourself at home, but you do not do your home world any fame! Equestria, on other hand, is a land of friendship and kindness, not mean spirit and petty insults.
During the short duration of your stay you managed to make yourself as unwelcoming as possible, some ponies can’t even be cheered up by Pinkie Pie after what you told them! Now, I’m –suggesting– you go out there and tell everypony something nice, something that you like about them or I’ll have to banish you.Say something good about your most disliked character.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25560864
i suppose spike does have his uses as a magic fax machine.
or at least used to
>"Twi, you're smart or something"
>"Ponk, you may be annoying, but that's not horrible I guess"
>"Fluttershy, you won't answer anything I say but you give bomb ass hand jobs."
>"Rarity, you're tight but so is your poon"
>"RD, your piece of shit, but you're a fast piece of shit."
>"Spike, you may occasionally feel like equestria would be better without you, but you're wrong, it'd be exactly the same, you don't matter."
good morning , mlp
how´s yourfriday
Black.
It's 4 in the fucking morning
>>25560872
Yeah that right about sums it up.
![skeptical__annoyed_twilight_by_mrhavre-d5ieunz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ifnOgwc.png "skeptical annoyed twilight by mrhavre-d5ieunz[1]")
>"You know, it wouldn't kill you to be a little less cynical ever once in a while."
>>25560834
Fuck you sparkle, you're going to die alone.
So sorry miss perfect purple pony princess.
>>25560834
Cynical? Far from it. I'm a bit offended you'd even think that of me, Twi.
>"Anonymous is it? Haha... I know what you desire, boy."
>"That faraway land, the one you've always dreamt of, so far from your grasp."
>"I've been know to work some miracles, boy. Let me take you there. Ain't no place I've never been, as the world is one river."
>"Now I know what you're thinking, too good to be true. And yes there is one small little price. I got some tastes that ain't easily satisfied... Nobody's got a seat for me at their table, they never want to let me in, sate my hunger for just a second."
>"Why don't you let me in?"
>>25560782
Who are you quoting?
> why don't you let me in?
-unzips dick-
go ahead.
>>25560782
Are.... are you asking for sex?
I needed to vent and ain't got the muns for a proper therapist, so here I am for the next best thing. So I've got a mind control fetish, and it's killing me inside. The best way I can put is with the latest example. I was reading a clop fic were Twilight finds a spell that gives her the ability to control others, the power slowly corrupting her, and every two minutes I have to stand up and just pace around my room thinking how if I could I would fix everything. How I would help Twilight stop, fix the damage being done, and about would I be able to resist if I was given the same power. I can't help it, every time I get these feeling in my gut of guilt or pity. My own fetish is fighting against morals I had thought were eroded long ago...I don't really think it will help putting this here to get me some advice, but it helped to vent. Thanks for existing so I could dump.
>>25560662
write a self-insert story where you help rehabilitate a corrupted twilight
use the story as an outlet
it doesn't have to be good and you don't have to share it with anyone
or find something else to obsess over
either way >>>/adv/ is the board for asking advice
>>25560685
desu I'd read that.
>"Anooon~! Can you show me your hot monkey dick again please~? You know, for science..."
"Twiggles how many times do I have to tell you, you don't fuck your therapist."
>>25560662
>I was reading a clop fic were Twilight finds a spell that gives her the ability to control others, the power slowly corrupting her
Post the fic and share your pain, anon
How much did you feel during this scene?
>>25560607
Literally nothing. They took my favorite characters and shot them in the fucking head right in front of me, and I felt nothing, because I saw it coming a year ago.
>>25560607
None
Tbh it was a really shit episode and probably the worst of this season
>>25560607
Not much really. I am going to dearly miss old bitchy Diamond Tiara. They could have redeemed her more gradually instead of that complete fucking 180. Ditto for Silver Spoon.
>tfw i can't watch watch mlp on tv because it requires a subscription
>tfw beta as fuck
Fuck.
>>25560586
>tfw cable as fuck
FTFY
>>25560586
>>25560605
>what is netflix
>what is an hdmi connection from computer to TV set
>>25560586
>>25560605
>not watching the episode with your fellow anons
smmfdh tbqfhwy familier
:v
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