Does feminism exist in Equestria?
It's a matriarchy ran by immortals, so probably not.
>>25544394
Why would any sort of rights movement exist in a society as equal as Equestria's?
>>25544394
nah
Spike is now a deer.
>>25543685
Id fuck it
>>25543685
Obligatory 'oh deer' joke
Why do I want to fuck everything now?
Discuss waifus
I don't have a waifu. I either ship them with each other or just enjoy them as they are in their world.
I love her.
What else is there to discuss?
>"Really Anon? It's just a prank. It's funny! Jeez who shoved a stick up your ass...?"
"You did you fucking cunt!"
>>25541547
You did. And no, it's not fucking funny. You could've perforated my colon.
>>25541547
You fucking did. Now I can't sit because you decided to be a cunt.
/k/ is /mlp/'s greatest ally
>>25537465
AyyyyyyyyyFuck off
Gotta take a test, I promise I'll post more when I get back
So...Rainbow Dash or Spitfire?
>>25534737
Spitfire is best pony
>>25534756
indeed
Spitfire thread?
Spitfire thread.
>Oh, hey Anon, how long have you been standing there?
>>25533015
I want to watch Flash in an orgy with all those girls while I'm in a chastity belt.
>>25533015
Flash! I knew you were a girl!
>>25533015
"I actually just got here, but good thing I got my superman costume."
Ubermensch Anon started as a a single prompt about Anonymous being signed up for the pony triathlon against his will. A couple of green stories later and we have what is basically the ultimate form of man in Equestria. I'm not trying to toot my own horn or brag, so I'll let those unaware of the story read for themselves and decide if they want to get behind the thread. (Not really sure this counts as a general.)
Anons Traithlon (How it all started)
Compressed into one bin: http://pastebin.com/2Gjb7PFw
Broken down for an easier read.
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/NHDeYE0q
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/Nibu1qFQ
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/Ah7G5Hna
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/KnHCccc8
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/TYrFfkfx
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/mRMR8d25
Anons New Chapter (Ubermensch adventures)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/Y6TVrzMM
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/kWg8r5LF
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/mRaGf5vh
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/eVa0Nex0
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/Bwp1sD9V
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/r4ynMuJ5
Ch7. http://pastebin.com/s8B3wD7N
Ubermensch Anon ( The most recent adventures.)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/yKt1BryD
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/2xBzRgrB
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/JZREiyhi
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/K5AMrpsy
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/rBDSNYL2
Last thread here.
>>25416943
Before I start I would like to (hopefully without my ego in the way) warmly welcome any newcomers to the thread and I hope you enjoy the story.
To the guys and possible girls that have been enjoying my story/stories for the last couple of months thank you. It's a pleasure to write for others.
Starting some
>Green
Right now.
>>25528526
>welcoming newcomers
>You are at school
>Suddenly Rarity walks right in front of you and makes this pose
What do?
>>25524780
"Excuse me, I'm trying to get to school."
>>25524780
I would ask her if she wanted tohold my handwith me
>>25524780
Pose back
Rarity is sexy
>>25515399
u no it
>>25515411
Thank God MLP is a horse show otherwise that joke wouldn't have made it in the episode
>>25515399
>>25515411
check'd this is now a dubs thread
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/pumpkin/25248493#navbar
Why would a pumpkin be afraid of itself?
>>25488814
You head over to the supplies.
A pumpkin is standing around checking on the various boxes and objects.
"Hi-"
She jumps and turns to you, screaming.
>"AAAAAUGH! AAAO-oh.... s-sorry. Pumpkins are just so scary... I-Is there something you need?"
>>25488820
"Wait, you're scared of Pumpkins?"
>"Well, yeah! Pumpkins are so scary! Don't you think so?"
"Aren't... aren't you a pumpkin?"
>"SHHHHHHH! Don't say that! It's so creepy to think about."
She shudders.
"Well, what's so scary about pumpkins?"
>"euuuugh, their leafy bits are so weird, and their faces are so strange and terrifying, and their weird roots"
She shivers again.
>"Scary."
"Well, you wanna be pumpkin pals?"
>"SHHHHHHHHH! Why would you ask that?"
"Sorry. Wanna be pals?"
>"I-I dunno. You look really creepy."
"Don't worry. We're not pumpkins. We're actually ponies and a mini whiskered pony."
>"R-really? You're not just joking, are you?"
"Nope."
>"Well... alright."
"You want a hug?"
You extend your hooves with the leaves on them. She reels back.
>"Please no."
You walk forward to give her a hug anyways and she jumps onto a nearby box.
>"N-no."
>>25488834
"Relax, these are hooves, not leaves. Their main purpose is hugging."
>"S-still no."
You walk forward more, backing her against a box. You go in for the hug.
She tenses up.
>"H-hhaaha f-funnn y-you got your hug n-now please let go"
"So, what do you think about ponies?"
>"They're f-fine. I d-don't even want to t-take over the t-town. T-too much work."
"Then why help the other pump-"
>"SHHHHH!"
"Sorry. Why help the others?"
>"Th-they made me. I-I also have n-nothing else t-to do. Please let go now"
Do you let up on the hug?
Old threads
>#1 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24981509/
>#2 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25037569/
>#3 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25101020/
>#4 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25209480/
>#5 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25307011/#25396157
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Summary:
You were Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After deciding against joining the older and obviously amoral vampire Mango fled both him and a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits. She's on her way to Ponyville, where there are supposedly no Vampires to compete with.
But after divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, the Zebra snitched to Twilight who confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango seems to be tentatively going along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot.
They fought an out of control suit of armor together, which Twilight took upstairs for further study.
Mango spoke with Rarity about securing some things to make her room more livable, and our story proceeds from there.
>>25414340
>>25415051
>>25415099
>Rarity’s offer of 80 bits for sheets, blankets, curtains and a quilt sounds more than fair to your ears.
“80 bits sounds good. Thanks.”
>Reaching for your saddlebags to pay, Rarity interjects quickly. “Oh you don’t have to pay right this second, Darling. I can take payment once I’ve delivered the product. You ought to buy a proper mattress first.”
“Oh. Well, whatever works for you.”
>”You can pay me any time, really. It’s not as though you’ll be going anywhere far.”
“Yeah, that’s… kinda true, I guess.”
>Rarity smiles politely, seemingly not catching your discomfort with that fact. “Well, I’ll have something for you soon. Ta-ta for now!”
>The unicorn turns to leave, and you watch her backside sway its way out of the castle.
>She certainly has a point with what she said.
>Usually when one thinks of a vampire’s castle, words like “sanctum” and “lair” come to mind.
>But right now, this castle is a “shelter” at best. And a “prison” at worst.
>Even once the the threat of daylight fades, Twilight has made it clear she won’t tolerate any “feeding”.
>If you skipped town, she’d be keeping an eye out for any activities in the surrounding area. And she knows what you look like as well.
>Still, all you can do is face the situation as it stands and do what you’ve got to do to survive, same as always.
>It’s daytime right now, so your options are a bit limited.
>You’ve got some business in town, but it’s still only 2:00. You’d have to sleep until nightfall to take care of it.
>Twilight said she’d be upstairs examining that armor. If you had something to bring up to her, you could do that before she leaves.
>And if you’re still feeling restless, you could always explore your surroundings and see how your powers are developing. The book said your abilities might change, and something does feel a bit different inside you.
>So what will you do?
>>25478798
Sure, power fuckaround time sounds fun.
>>25478798
>upstairs
Let's go down and tell Twilight about our illegal guns and see if she can think of a way to fix that.
>So what is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it nice and not abusing or the complete opposite.
It is recommended that each story has to start off with anon purchasing said pony.
Also, if you're going to be writing some green, please name yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/SlavePonyAuction
Previous thread: >>25471109 →
>>25506870
Oh boy we general now!
>>25506887
"Not a general," they said. "A one time thing," they said.
The wait for writefags begins
Episode 524: The Mane Attraction
Written by Amy Keating Rogers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ew3jo
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the HolidaySpecial are due out next Wednesday (Dec. 2)!
For all her social charm and friendliness, Pinkie Pie seems to falter a bit with the authoritative managerial types. Whether it's musical agents , grumpy griffons or yak emissaries, it's hard to fulfill the capricious whims of individuals that seem determined to remain unsatisfied. At some point, she's either got to take charge herself if she can or count on a friendly assist if she doesn't want to walk away. It's just that she's got so many plans and ideas and emergency stashes that she doesn't want to avoid trying them all first!
It's always good practiceand good information for her party files.
>>25548112
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25551611
Good Night
Episode 524: The Mane Attraction
Written by Amy Keating Rogers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ew3jo
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the HolidaySpecial are due out next Wednesday (Dec. 2)!
How frequently does the average Equestrian citizen see an important personage? It probably depends at least somewhat on location, but even constantly feuding ponies living off the beaten path are only slightly behind in royal news. It seems most ponies have seen Celestia in person at some point, even if only from a distance at a Summer Sun Celebration - though she seems to make the rounds to the various cities and towns and is acquainted with local leaders, so there's more opportunities beyond the biggest holidays. The Wonderbolts are pretty active across the country, too. Who knows what the performance touring scene is like? Well, some ponies do, and there are publications that circulate as well. It just might be hard to say without some kind of survey - Ponyville seems to get a lot of through traffic, but for everything else, it's a fairly centrally located town on the rail system, close to Canterlot and hosting its own princess. The data might be a little disproportionate compared to, say, Mustangia.
>>25543022
Previous thread.
>rape
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
You bring your waifu to Thanksgiving to meet your family.
How long would it take them to disown you for shagging a pastel horse?
