You are Apple Bloom.
You have been naughty, so you now owe Applejack a trip to the woodshed. You are in for a bare-bottom spanking.
She has however, generously given you the opportunity to talk your way out of it. If you can tell her in one sentence why you shouldn't be spanked for what you did, she will consider giving you another punishment.
The last thing you actually got in trouble for in real life is what you did.
What say?
Scenario is not necessarily EQG, but this was the easiest image I could find to represent the situation.
>>25541512
Spank me like the naughty girl I am, sis.
>peed all over my sister's build-a-bears after coming home drunk
Never mind I'll take the spanking
Applejack is a brother-fucking lying bitch who should have gotten a cutie mark in sucking dicks since she clearly has no idea how to run a fucking apple farm. Now spank me as hard as you can and make me your cum slut.
>there are anons here who don't remember /mlp/ pre-scruffening
Are there any oldfags on here who remembers when this place was fun?
I remember tulpa, hypno, and milky, then again I was pre /mlp/ also
>>25532569
the place is still fun ^:)
if you don't like it you're a CANDY-ASS you jabrony
pre /mlp/ reporting in.
/mlp/ was never good, there was always something that was the issue of the fucking week.
Post a picture.Picture below your post is now your steam icon for the week.
I wasn't going to participate, but then I noticed both of the first two posters got double dubs. How can I argue with that?
post the best
on the 3 and something years I've been around, I've never ever seen one of /mlp/s prophecies be fulfilled, but I have my hopes high on this one >>25518115
The penultimate pic in your reaction folder is how your waifu will react when you arrive to Equestria.
>>25517954
this is a shit thread
Well shit.
We are his faithful hands!
Our previous thread: >>25378307https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25378307
Human Superiority's Pastebin and Manos green part I and II:
http://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiority
http://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv
http://pastebin.com/C3cq16me
A character sheet for Manos (WIP):
http://pastebin.com/2iFWvgSe
Backgrounds of Fate (Manos Side Stories)
MedicalKrabbyPatty's (aka: A Black Hand) Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/AMedicalKrabbyPatty
A Royalist's Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/ARoyalist
In this thread we wait for Human Superiority's return and the continuation of his green.
Heil the Reich!
Heil Manos!
>>25441111
>i just wanted to say, that i hope that >>25421483 becomes the new thread image for the next one. i really like it.
Your wish is my command, Lord.
We are the instruments of His will!
Heil Manos!
>>25446567
Perfect as always based harshwhinny. Heil manos
>>25446552
>>25446567
Thank you based Ms Harshwhinny as always you did an excellent job!
Previous slice of PiE: >>25190136
> What is PiE?
1. Take Ponies
2. Place them on Earth
3. ???
4. Profit
> That doesn't really explain much...
While AiE involves a human entering the magical world of Equestria, PiE takes the opposite perspective. A single (or multiple) pony is transported to a much less magical place called Earth. Here, the pony must struggle to survive in an unforgiving (and sometimes dangerous) world where friendship isn't magic.
> So what genres do you write?
We write a variety of genres: Slice of Life, Romance, Sci-fi, Comedy, Adventure, etc. We use different writing styles and points of view. Our stories center on the ponies, with humans serving as protagonists, antagonists or observers.
---
Useful links:
---
>PiE Author List:
http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>Recommended stories for new readers:
http://pastebin.com/tN2sQtNV
>PiE Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/HbEupCzF
>PiE image archives:
http://derpy.me/PiE_Pictures
>Ideas and Requests:
http://pastebin.com/deaYGKwi
>PiE Skype Group:
http://pastebin.com/pSb192nQ
>FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/w8b7gKpV
>Rules of Writing Guide:
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
>Grammar School:
http://pastebin.com/B5fYjTr6
>Browser Pony Author List
http://pastebin.com/ZCGjtftk
>Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud)
http://derpy.me/BrowserPonies
>Browser Pony Ponychan thread
https://www.ponychan.net/anon/res/210343.html
>>25400607despite my fears, a story with this cutie is in the worksis she allowed on earth?
>>25401000griff pls
of course
>>25401000
Who is this?
I'm feeling shitty and depressed. So I want to see some of your guys' artwork. Art you've done. Seeing other peoples' artwork makes me feel happy, good or bad. I want to see how the effort of the things you guys have done, and to see you each talk about each other's artwork and give some good constructive criticism.
Basically, post your art shit.
>>25372587
Meh fuck it. Why not.
I drew this a while back when I was feeling it. I havent drawn since.
>>25372795
Any reason you haven't drawn since then?
>>25372587
Not exactly my art, though, as this is just a result of the attempt to copy a pic of Derpy I saw on the Internet.
>"Hey! Who turned out lights?"
>>25548575
Hold on I got this.
>turns on flashlight
>>25548613
>That's better, thank you Anon
You wake up and see this.
>>25548494
>Too old
And then I go back to sleep.
>>25548494
>Rape
>>25548494
crudely drawn/10
What kind of hairstyles look cute on ponies?
>>25548469
2, 3, 4
>>25548469
1, 2, 4,
all of them
"I'm gonna join the hoofball team to impress my parents, Anon! Wish me luck."
who?
>>25548430
They make the balls out of dragon skin?
What position would Spike be on the team?
Got a new computer because apparently spilling bourbon inside a computer case is a bad thing to do.
Ya'll got any reaction pictures?
>>25548020
I spat out my bourbon. Well played.
Here you go faggot.
Giwda: 'Can I come inside, Mister 'Nonnimus?'
>>25547894
DON'T. FUCK. IT.
>>25547894
Only if I get to cum inside.
>>25547894
"Do you know any supereffective cure against acute sinusitis?"
>"...n-no...?"
"Then you're useless to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to bang my head on the wall till next morning"
>People think that the song Coloratura sang was the Equestrian national anthem
It's a patriotic song, but isn't The Heart Carol the actual anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li648XAf2mk
>>25547395
It's just a carol.
>>25547395
Shut your fucking mouth, you know damn well what the Anthem is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBptRVQ8qoE
>>25547395
I don't get it.
AJ explicitly said "we prepared this song"
