A dakimakura thread?
First
Not enough to sleep with a cartoon girl, but enough to sleep with a cartoon horse
>>25534803
Chop off her wings!
Would you say that mlp has changed you for the better?
>>25534684
a little:)
No, probably not.
If the morals on this show really teach you something, it's time to rethink your life.
The show didn't.
The fandom did, though. Not as a teacher or a lifesaver, but as a catalyst. I was exposed very quickly to a lot of the darker sides of the internet through you assholes, and seeing all of the perversion and the hate and infighting made me ask myself questions.
Short story shorter, I wised the fuck up, chilled the fuck out, and got my head on straight faster than if I was just letting the human condition pass me by.
The best thing ever to happen to me was my decision to quit making excuses and just be honest with myself. These pygmy goddesses were the next best thing.
Do we actually know who wrote the season 5 finale?
>>25534681
No. But it's probably Larson
>>25534682
Makes sense. He wrote the premiere with Glimmer
>>25534682
It's McCarthy wrote it, not Larson.
>Faust is resorting to fart jokes
It is like she struggles when she tries to make a joke rather than making funny characters
http://www.mane6.com/2015/11/book-of-lore-chapter-6-oh-god-my-hairs-not-on-fire/
Faust is good at coming up with concepts and lore but jesus is her prose and storywriting awful.
This is as bad as that retarded sheep lore.
>>25534337
>there are anons on /mlp/ who still care about knockoff ponies
here is mine
>>25534182
where's your name?
>>25534182
If you're talking about romantic shipping, kill yourself. My favorite friendship pairings are Pinkie/Twilight, Rarity/Fluttershy, RD/AJ.
Rarity/AJ interaction is boring as fuck and I don't get why it's so popular.
>>25534182
There aren't any gays in Equestria, silly.
>>25534128
Aww yeah, son. I would paint that fence all day long
>>25534128
sure i would pet that horse
>>25534128
Of course I would breath that combination of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide and various other gasses.
How about after we *fuck* the *fight*,
nothing~
Ok
>>25534121
I know you're quoting a YTP but I can't remember which one.
WOAOWHAOWAOWAOWA
Thats so awesome did you come up with that now?
Friendly reminder that ur a great guy and ur waifu is awesome too!!!
And you WILL be together in Equestria!
>>25533958
COMRADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU ARE BEING DEPLOYED IN TURKEY
>>25533958
I trust this man. surely nothing bad is about to happen if he's wearing that mask.
>>25533958
Thanks Gregg
You're gonna have a bad time.
>>25533885
Eh.
He'd be too lazy to really cause trouble.
Besides, he'd get along with Ponk with his bad puns and pranks.
As peaceful as it usually is (and how most problems are solved by the M5+Princess), he'd probably just slack off most of the time.
>>25533895
Not mention the fact that every single town name is a horse pun.
>>25533885
>You're gonna have a bad time.
Inexpert meme usage, sir. Sans is too apathetic to give anyone a bad time unless he thinks the fate of the entire world is at stake.
The internet is self-destructing paper. How long is your favorite pony fanart going to exist? Your favorite pony fanfic?
Do yourself a favor and save them in the internet archive or in archive.is right now.
http://web.archive.org/
http://archive.is
For FIMFiction in particular, there is a great website called FIMFetch which puts the whole fic in one place and bypasses the site's retarded adult verification. Just copy the fic's url and replace the name, like so:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal
becomes
http://www.fimfetch.net/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal
or
http://www.fimfetch.com/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal
Now go out and do your part preserving pony culture for future generations, for posterity's sake.
>>25533820
BUY NOW
>>25533820
>fimfetch
>eqg spike dog as a logo
dropped immediately
>>25533820
>The internet is self-destructing paper.
This is 100% wrong. Everything that is put onto the internet stays on the Internet forever. There are no do-overs.
i said: "eat your veggies" anon
>>25533808
*Puts hand on katana sheath*
Don't try anything you'll regret kid
>>25533808
this is supposed to make me want to eat them?
>>25533808
You don't think Fluttershy would do it do you?
>Oh she would man. She would.
Senator Armstrong in Equestria
>>25533537
He is going to make Equestria great again
>>25533537
Things happen.
The end.
>>25533537
>ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, SON
>They respond to friendship trauma
Hey there, /mlp/. I was thinking. The season's winding down and we might have a long hiatus ahead, so maybe we should get in the habit of talking to each other to pass the time. No greentexts or waifu wars or fandom drama- just talking.
Anything on your minds tonight?
Oh wait this isn't the money thread?
Fuck you OP
>>25533433
I don't know what that is.
>>25533423
>might have a long hiatus ahead
The fag that voices Discord said we got a year.
Ponies with swords, Bronies with swords. Other melee weapons as well. I guess bows too, but not guns.
I very much like the swords
Top Tier:
Arming Sword
Longsword
Rapier
Cut and Thrust
Meh tier:
Everything else
Honorable Mention Tier:
Falcion
Spado-de-lato
Sabre
>>25533304
What kind of cars would the characters drive?
>Twilight
Something plain and practical like a Toyota Camry
>AJ
A full size truck of some sort
>FS
Prius cuz muh environment and she could fit her animals in it
>R
Mercedes
>>25533458
Would Pinkie Drive a Daihatsu Copen?
Its a bit sporty, but also fun.
Maybe RD would drive a sporty BMW.
BMW drivers are asshats like RD, but are quick cars like RD flies fast
>>25533042
>TS
Toyota Camry (Becomes a Lexus LFA after wings)
>AJ
Ford F-150
>R
Mercedes S-class
>FS
Toyota Prius
>RD
Shelby Super Snake
>PP
Renault Twingo in pink
