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Hangin'-on-by-one-writefriend edition
Previous thread: >>25337111
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
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>>25453599
In fairness, a second writefag has just gotten started.
>>25453599
Good double.
Working on more Twilight at the moment. Should have a new dump out before I go to bed.
>>25453643
Praise Jesus!
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>>25437296
"Hello,yes this is Anon"
"I bought a product from your company last week"
"Yes,the grey one with straight hair"
"Yeah,I try to pet her or cuddle her but she just keeps insulting me"
"No,she absolutely hates me""I just want to be loved"
>page 10
'no'
>>25437296
you stole my pasta copy
Continuing where we left off, Writefags I summon you!
For you:
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
>http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
Everything from the last thread:
>http://pastebin.com/eW6VeL2J
Previous thread:
>>25335476
>>25405646
>>25405910
Also don't forget this:
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy
>http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE,...
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Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>25361254
You're on /mlp/, we're all degenerate horsefuckers.Which one would you fuck?
>>25361264
He's in here ironically! Only a fool would be so bold as to hang out somewhere he hates around people he hates with no real cause. But he has one. And that's telling you that you're a degenerate.Anon, why are you a degenerate? Did your mommy do something wrong? Were your chicken tendies too cold?"
Itt: rank the girls and justify it.
1)Flutters. The sweetest, kindest, cutest pony among them.
2)Rarity. Quite girly, classy, independent.
3)Twilight. Another cute girly girl, but she lost a lot of cuteness when she got princessed.
4)AJ. While a bit of a tom boy, she's still really sweet, and doesn't take shit.
5)pinkie. She's only cute when she's upset, which is too horrible to make a positive point out of. Also, too OTT.
6)rainbow. Bit of a dick. Is nice enough inside, but she seems to prefer not to be.
>>25531639
Patrick Bateman is best pony
>>25531666
SATAN IS HERE
>>25531666
O_O
Well, there goes my thread.
>Peter New has been nothing but kind and patient with us
>Some dickweed invades his privacy
>Peter expresses his discomfort
>Somehow Peter is the asshole
Fuck you guys, this why we can't have nice things. It's funny how you faggots laugh at Steven Universe fags when they got butthurt over artists drawing characters white, because I agree that getting assmad about something like that is retarded, yet you faggots do the same shit when...
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>>25531105
Heya Peter. Still mad your character has no lines?
>>25531132
Of course you faggots just hide behind your memes, why am I not surprised
>>25531105
>This is why we can't have nice things
For that reason and many, many more ...
>Faust is resorting to fart jokes
It is like she struggles when she tries to make a joke rather than making funny characters
http://www.mane6.com/2015/11/book-of-lore-chapter-6-oh-god-my-hairs-not-on-fire/
>>25530740
I think the straight way the lore is told makes the jokes come off as more out of place and thus retarded.
>>25530740
>Lauren Faust makes fart jokes
>>25530810
It is depressing to see how far she has fallen.
>"Friendship batter!? You mean there is cake batter especially designed for FRIENDSHIP!? Why didn't you tell me sooner Nonny!? How do you get it!?"
>>25530514
Because it's in my dick...and it has to be sucked from the source.
It's called Cock Sauce.
>>25530514
Because Friendly's is expensive as all fuck.
>>25530514
You don't. You're not my friend.
No comment
>>25530167
I thought this meme was kill
>>25530167
At least its anatomically correct
>>25530167
This is what happens when normies browse slash mulp.
>"Hi Nonny! I'm gonna kick your butt!"
>>25530027
Is that so?
>>25530027
Joke's on you, that's my fetish.
>>25530027
Preferably pinkers
But they're always cute.
What could it be, /mlp/? Care to take a guess?
>>25529702
Bacon ?
>>25529702
Your penis
>>25529702
Kike nose
How is this place called? Just "Our Town"? Also, what happened with it after the mane 6 went away?
Starlight's Village
>>25528901
1) Tucson
2) They had a giant orgy and started a free love community
>>25528901
It turned into "Art Town," where everyone expresses and relishes in their individuality.
Does anyone know the link to the video of Twilight visiting her friends' graves and crying because she's immortal and outlived them? It came out during the height of the Twilicorn drama
Pic not related
alicorn twilight thread
aka best maim main character thread
aka people who dont have autism and bitch about something that happened 3 years ago thread
post best princess
>>25528690
You're just going to exacerbate the problem by provoking them.
>>25528690
>>25528702
>>25528700
u guys are just but hurt that my wafiu is a alicorn unlike u faggots
