Why do you love mares?
>>27869124
Found the newfag.
>>27869124
Because horsepussy.
>>27869124
Not really, no. Can't say I like stallions either for that matter.
I want to play pretty pretty pink princess with Fluttershy
>>27867006
I want tobe herknight in shining armor.
>>27867006
I want to be her pet
>>27867013
I want to be hercocksleeve
What kind of toys do ponies like?
>>27862566
dildos and vibrators, mostlyespecially the males
>>27862566
Wieners :^)
People who hide their power level are more autistic than those who don't, and in not hiding your power level in no way means being a giant sperg who runs around in a pony fursuit 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhhgaQOl40
Reminder
>>27861396
Yes mr. dashfag, you are totally not autistic, you are a valuable member of society and your waifu is great, we get it.
Now if you could please remind your mother to bring your special needs documents next time that would be great, we need them for the insurance company.
Like DBZ power levels? Otherwise idgf and I'm out
>>27861396
>People who hide their power level are more autistic than those who don't
Yeah...sure, buy plush, and set as background rainbow dash on your pc and smartphone, your friends will think you're a normal person and your mother will be very proud to see the values that she pass to his sonkys
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>>27861306
GLITZ AND GLAM
>>27861331
IM HERE TO SHOW YOU WHO I TRULY AM.
Post pictures you would hang as a poster on your room.
>>27860047
>inb4 that one guy with the giant EQG orgy poster and his kids
Hey /mlp/, there's this 3DPD nohooves girl that I like, and she's a ponyfag too, and she likes vidya too, and she lurks /mlp/ too, and she's cute, and she thinks I'm cute too. I'm really nervous because I've never been in a relationship before. What do I say to her?
>rape
>>27857883
>vidya
fuck off degenerate
>>27857883
>"I'm not really a mobilefag, I swear!"
>It's an Anon is called nonny story
>>27857201
>it's another shitty bait prompt over how much nonny hates being called nonny
All the ponies instantly want the Anon D stories
>It's a writefag makes the ponies say fuck and hell instead of at the least making them say buck and hay.
>Ponies swearing in general
How much do you care about shipping?
>>27856911
Just enough to call you a faggot.
No one cares
I ship myself and my waifu
Would you a coffee pone?
>Auto drip
Never.
>>27852949
I somehow forgot this was a thing.
Thanks for ruining my day OP, was just about to nod off...
>>27852961
Good. I'm glad.
Last one died.
Would you fall in love with a single mother?
>>27829825
The last one die because nobody would support a cuck general
>>27829857
/thread
Would it be okay if I wrote a story for this?
I really like the last guy's and it inspired me to make my own.
It's time for the fInal mission (and maybe thread?)!
Captain's Log:
>https://www.anonpone.com/tinepone/
In this game, you play the role of Feather Dust, the tiniest pony in Equestria, as she tries to handle the colossal challenges of an inch-high pony's daily life.
>>27819850
Inept-sama-senpai, pls.
Challenges like:
>Narrowly escaping the claws of a giant enemy hawk
>Weaving through the thick Everfree Forest canopy at high speeds
>Pinpointing the location of the Ednosptrad Mk. 3
>Rescuing an exhausted crewmate from a slow, terrible fate
>Dogfighting with the giant enemy hawk until reinforcements arrive
>Learning that another crewmate has gone missing: this time, it's Zecora
>Swooning over Gulliver's bravery when he volunteers to find Zecora by himself
>Evacuating Coco to a medical facility staffed by Fluttershy and her animal assistants
>Replenishing supplies lost in the battle with the hawk
Feeling confident that she's as ready as she can be, Feather Dust steers the Ednosptrad out of dock (Fluttershy's window) and charts a course back towards the forest. But the locations of all possible objectives - Gulliver, Zecora, and the poison joke - are unknown to her.
>'I can't just fly blindly into the forest, can I? Maybe I should have a destination in mind first...'
>>27819908
Zecora said the canopy was cut away over her house so it should be visible from the air.
Why is this filly such a little minx?
>>27814559
I want to cum inside Claire.
>>27814559
I want to go shoulder deep in Sweetie Belle's asshole and wear her like a glove.
4th of July edition
Previously on Star Wars Rebels
>>27776144
Welcome to the superhero thread, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as the Amazing Spiderwoman. All mlp/superhero green, art, and discussions are welcome.
Excelsior!
Story List:
untitled 7 - http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw
treppahcs - http://pastebin.com/ps2Ts8J1 (infamous Anon)
http://pastebin.com/xShn5AbX (Anti-Venom Anon)
The Rabble - http://pastebin.com/7awBpgv8
superkeaton - http://pastebin.com/u/superkeaton (official thread cumdumpster)
Klyntar - http://pastebin.com/mk5ymZ7V
Voidborn http://pastebin.com/VRcwJQfG
Beans - http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
P.D.A. - http://pastebin.com/Pt2ZvFjk
Red http://pastebin.com/hTFVft7x
Shocker Anon - http://pastebin.com/CYSHBCi1
3 Suns - http://pastebin.com/u/3Suns
Myth
Shadowanon
FemAnon http://pastebin.com/xkSzdr5V
>Thread theme
http://youtu.be/h3N-O5BCZSM
>>27813942
>(official thread cumdumpster)
How long until bloke posts his address?I say thread #45
>>27813942
H-How do these titles keep on getting worse!?!?
>>27813969
Wait no please!!
A-Ah, um, still, for the new thread...
The Shimmering Spider-Woman!
Issue #9!
http://pastebin.com/EAmz5P2u
>>27813992
The Chrysalis/Changeling Thread.
The"We will not go quietly into the night!We will not vanish without a fight!We're going to live on!We're going to survive!Today, we celebrate ourright to FUG THE BUG!"edition.
Last thread:
>>27787529
Link to /bug/ Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgd
Chat: rizon.net/chat at #bugpone
Continued from:
>>27790869
http://pastebin.com/PpcLJcNv
>DING DING DING
>A loud bell rings.
>You jolt awake from your dreamless sleep.
>Looking around, you see changeling workers slowly beginning to get up from the massive pile that formed in the middle of the cavern.
>You feel Grace snuggling in against your chest.
>The events of last night come back to your mind.
>Your face is a little sore, but not nearly as bad as it should be. That changeling healing magic worked wonders.
>Grace continue to snuggle against your chest.
“Grace… it's time to get up.”
>“Head… hurts…”
“Yeah.. you and me both…”
>“Huh?… Brutus… BRUTUS!”
>Grace shoots upwards.
>“What happened to Brutus!?
“Dolly and a couple of our sisters went after him in the middle of the night after you passed out.”
>Grace spreads her wings and begins to fly around the cavern, frantically looking around.
>“Dolly? Dolly?”
>“Shut up Disgrace!” A changeling worker yells. “It’s too early in the morning for your bullshit!”
>Grace shrugs off the insult and keeps searching frantically.
>“Dolly? Where are-”
>“Disgrace! Quit your annoying buzzing and get over here!” A groggy sleep deprived Dolly yells.
>Grace flutters over the changeling that hailed her and lands right in front of her.
>“Do you know-”
>“Yeah yeah… he’s fine.”
>“What happened?”
>“We tracked him down. He was hiding off in a corner over in food storage... he was a nervous wreck... ”
>“Where is he?”
>“He’s in the medical ward.... he’s shell shocked… kept going on about about ponies, Canterlot, and the barrier…”
>“I should go an check on him.”
>Grace begins to fly upwards.
>“No you don’t!”
>Dolly grabs ahold of her tail and yanks her back down.
>"You’re not a nurse anymore! Your place is down here, and our shift starts in 30 minutes!
>“But…”
>“Do you really want to piss the Overseer off even more than you already have?”
>“...no.”
