Would you a coffee pone?
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Would you a coffee pone?
>Auto drip
Never.
>>27852949
I somehow forgot this was a thing.
Thanks for ruining my day OP, was just about to nod off...
>>27852961
Good. I'm glad.
>>27852949
well yeah, it's the best part of waking up
>>27852949
Does the coffee go in her horn?
>>27853057
I think it goes in her mouth. You feed her coffee beans and water and receive coffee.
>>27852949
I would a coffee pony with a waffle pony
>>27853123
No breakfast is complete without toast!
>>27852949
That abdomen split looks weird.
>>27853123
>not a pancake princess
You disgust me
>>27853091
So the coffee is her excrement?
>>27853786
It's Civet Coffee.
>>27853249
If I stick my dick in that, will it burn?
>>27853786
Punkin' Ponuts
America Runs On Punkin'.
Been away some time, the last time I was here, coffee pone was Java Chip.
>>27853822
If I say yes will you do it anyway?
>>27852949
Would I....what?
>>27852949
I don't know...I don't drink coffee that much.
What's the going rate for a coffee pone?
$50 bucks?
Do they sell them at wal-mart? What about CASCO?
I don't have enough information to make that kind of purchase.
>>27853249
I'd buy a toaster pony. I mean as long as it's not more than $60. At that point i'd just get one on Amazon.
>>27854640
Coffee Pone only requires boops and snuggles. You can buy Coffee Pone at any of your local retailers in ten different types
>>27854659
I'm not asking about energy cost nigga. I'm asking about the retail cost.
How much do the retailers usually sell them for?
>>27854688
Anywhere from 12-20 bits per unit
>>27853760
But waffles are objectively superiour.
>>27855957
>waffles
>objectively superior
It's so funny when you think you know what you're talking about
>>27855957
>>27855972
French toast or GTFO
>>27855986
French toast is just retarded a pancake
>>27852949
espresso pone when?
I only pony nonsexually.
>>27856815
>ponying nosexually
>>27855972
>>27855986
Fuck your shit, waffles forever. They are scientifically better then pancackes or french toast.
>>27855518
What is that in AMERICAN? Geeze son, can you be anymore useless?
>>27852949
Would you a sleeping bag pony?
>>27854362
Have steamy hot sex with a pony that's half coffee pot.
If any one asks "would you?" Or "would you a 'blank'?" Means would you have sex with it.
>>27857494
Don't you technically fuck it Everytime you use it?
>>27852949
A while ago I had a friend from Taiwan who could speak very limited English
We used to watch silly shit together like MLP or the Lego Movie, and one day we went to the store and bought some Lego Movie blind bags for luls
Turns out I got most of the main cast and he got the fucking coffee shop owner 3 times
When we tried MLP blind bags we just called all the barely known background ponies "coffee ponies"
You reminded me of that OP
>>27852949
>thumbnail looked like Trixie just offering you a freshly made pot of coffee in the morning
>turns out it's something much more disturbing
>>27852949
>>27857494
Coffee pony. Sleeping bag pony.I want off the ride
>>27852949
Sorry I'm not a plebeian who drinks coffee from a drip machine.
>>27857494
I keep thinking I've seen it all and yet
>>27857468
Keep talking faggot. We all know pancakes are the best
>>27853123
>>27853760
>>27855957
>>27855986
>>27856053
>>27857468
>>27859253
Yes, yes, well done, gentlemen, well done. HOWEVER, Flapjacks are the end all, be all of flattened breakfast cookery.
>Flapjacks and pancakes are the same thing!
If you think this you've already relegated your naive self to the plebeian class.
>>27859368
Flapjacks are just degenerate pancakes. Pancake master race
>French Press master race coming through
I hope she spills it on her naked body
>"You must eat all of me, Anon!"
>>27861301
b-but i'm not into vore.
>>27852949
Would you buy a toilet pone?
>"Come, tell me all about your day senpai."
>>27861373
She could give you a back massage while you take a crap or maybe even reach around and help you masturbate.
Also blowjobs are not out of the question either.
Over all 10 / 10 would buy.
>>27852949
What happened to all of the internal organs that should be where the coffee pot is sitting?
>>27862038
Ever seen what a corset does to your insides?
>>27853822
It would be extremely painful
>>27861385
How the hell would you get a blowjob from that?
>>27863730
Sit backwards on the toilet.
It changes the entire experience.
I live in a coffee country, so yeah
>>27863770
I don't think she can bend that far.
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>>27864742
And a fresh bump for you too, sir.
>>27864953
Bump
