Let's fill this shit again /mlp/ !
>>27857703
ther u go op
>you will never fuck her lovely tits and shoot a massive load under her chin, then watch it drip down on those sweet delicious mounds
Living is pointless.
>>27857407
Is that retard in the pic you?
>>27857415
I wish. He most certainly got to breathe in her wonderful smell, getting his first erection since he lost his sensory functions from the waist down
>>27857407
>>27857444
i'd suck on those cow tits hard
Can anybody explain to me why the fuck this is a actual thing in the fucking show its more cringe worthy than me!
>>27857238
OP you are about to see the most degenerate porn posted below, well done you.
>>27857238
>cringe worthy than me!
>make a thread about this
That's debatable OP
>>27857238
wewlad
Flurry might be a shit, but you are OP
I mean, come on man! You are the most fucking cringy thing anyone has ever seen!
Do ponies cry easily?
>>27857235
No. Ponies stronk. Cry only inside.
![229621__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_crying_alicorn_alicorn+drama_spoiler-colon-s03e13_artist-colon-chaikeon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9A0zY9U.jpg "229621 safe twilight+sparkle princess+twilight crying alicorn alicorn+drama spoiler-colon-s03e13 artist-colon-chaikeon[1]")
>>27857235
mostly when they feel abandoned
>>27857235
i could rape twilight sparkle multiple times and we could see how many it takes to get her to cry
really, i wouldn't mind testing it for a theory. i'm willing to sacrifice my penis.
I have never seen an episode of MLP and have always been curious about seeing what the hype is all about. Obviously I could just go and watch the show but I was interested to see if any of you loyal fans could explain to me what got you hooked on the show, what makes it so good, etc. Thanks. Lots of Love
>what got you hooked on the show
Cute ponies (particularly this one) and really good porn
>>27856900
My life is a miserable failure and watching colorful ponies being happy was a tiny light of hope and a reason to believe that maybe there are good things in this world after all.
>>27856900
This fandom is one of the more extraordinary of internet phenomena. Only pokemon has it's own board, as we do, but we, of couse, produce far mnore content (and of better quality) than them, and any other fandom. The show is great (though of course, it will be slow and simplistic; it's a kid's show after all), and the community is great (dedicated as fuck)
Also the porn.
Always the porn.
The porn.
Porn.
We call it clop, though
Clop
Can we get a feels thread going? I'm too happy today and you guys need to stop it.
Green texts welcome
>>27856672
Feels thread?
Here's your feels.
Get out and go back to frolicking into a hanging noose.
>>27856672You're reading this when you could be making your life better.
>>27856672
>go home from a long day of work
>open door to come home to a dark, quiet and alone room
>set keys on the counter, turn on the lights
>sit on couch, beer in hand
>open pictures
>look at pic related
>just sit there and realize how I'll never truly be happy
>I've lost interest with real women, I'm not sure if it's my reluctance to accept flaws or if it's my projection of perfection on my waifu
>either way, I know I'll never be with her
>don't know if this will pass or always continue
>realize ponies have ruined my perception of women but brought me the greatest imaginary wife
>see similar stories/thoughts here on /mlp/
>feel some comfort I'm not alone
>feel depressed that I'll never have my ideal or what I see in my waifu
>feel happy I have an unbroken idea of my ideal wife
Will this eventually happen?
>>27856611
Not with that cutie mark
>>27856617
/thread
>>27856611
No.
If you were trying to date or seduce a pony, which of the mane 6 do you think would make the best wingman?
>>27856536
>Relying on the mane6
I would rather die.
>>27856536
what makes a good wingman?
i don't know, maybe twilight so she could draw a lot of attention and make the mares want me for being with her, then i'd go for the kill
>>27856536
Twilight. She's the closest to who I'd go after.
Is it just a show originally for children in order to sell toys which happened to attract the attention of autists?
Or did they know exactly what they were doing and what would happen?
>>27856514
My Lord, it's full of
O Y V E Y
Y
V
E
Y
>>27856514
i wish that they would sell a rainbow dash doll with a vagina opening in the back, since i want to cum inside of her
>>27856514
Lauren Faust genuinely put effort into making the show actually good despite its purpose being to sell toys. The bronies, and especially the extent to which they blew up across the internet, was completely unexpected.
>started watching mlp in middle school
>can now safely browse /mlp/
How old does it make the oldfag feel?
>>27856322
>image.png
>watched mlp in middle school
>>27856334
Not op, I turned 18 in January
Job market is hard as fuck
No one wants to hire A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>27856350
Lol, op here, first job ever at an all nignog fast food joint. Hierd the instant they saw my silky skin.
This is MY pineapple
>>27856279
Give it back
>>27856279
What ep is this from
I want to snuggle the pineapple horse
Why does she sleep so much /mlp/?
Going fast is real tiring.
Her father was a huge sports fan and the only way to win his love and admiration is to be an athlete, but she's just a dumb, talentless weather pony, didn't get into the Wonderbolts right away, only after years of doping and overaged, she has been overdosing for years now and finally her body is gradually shutting down.
She's not for long in Equestria, anon. Pinkie is the next with diabetes, and AJ with constant stress and overworking herself.
Very soon, Twilight will be alone with a crazy yellow autist after Rarity commits suicide when her business goes under (she has no business skills other than lel maek dress, so her branch managers will screw her over big time).
Sluts like her, see Rarity, have to have some way to rest after they've had multiple men cum inside them.
I'm sorry.
>>27855961
Hi,Sorry.
I'm anon.
>>27855984
Anon tell Sorry I'm Smart.
> I'm sorry spike. We don't know who your parents are.
> spike: but twi you must know something. You made me hatch after all
> spike have you ever notice all the other dragons have wings?
> spike : yeah I can't wait to grow mine but what does that have to do with anything
> I didn't want to tell you this until you were older but here goes. Dragons are born with wings.... they don't grow spike
> spike: so? Nobody cares if I have wings. I get around just fine.
> spike your mother who ever she was notice your egg was smaller and was likely not going to be formed properly. So she round you out of the nest to make room for your brothers and sisters. Celestia found you and brought you to me and I guess you know the rest
>spike: so my mom never loved me.....
>I do spike. I'll never stop loving you
New thread so you can hopefully finish the story, it was just getting good. Come back m8.
Previous thread. >>27818477
Just going to continue this intermission story until the real Trixie story comes back.
>After eating a hearty breakfast the three of you sit down to rest your bellies.
"That was really delicious Sunburst, thank you for your hospitality."
>Isn't he just the best?"
>Sunburst started to blush a little but quickly cooled down with a sip of coffee.
"Well I wouldn't want to stay in both your manes. I have a show to prepare for in Ponyville."
>"Really? That's wonderful. We will be able to catch up a little more!"
"Well I was hoping the both of you could come, the support would really help me, I'm going to be trying a new trick."
>"What will you be doing? Will you need my help like when we remade Hoofdini's trick?"
"No no, I just would like to see a ''friend'ly face in the crowd for once."
>"That sounds fun Trix thanks for the invite, Starlight and I would love to be there."
>As you set off to leave, you internally grimace in fear about your new trick.
>What if this 'Human' actually is dangerous, and as much as you hate to admit it, if Twilight was still in Ponyville you'd feel a little safer.
>No matter, the show must go on for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
>Spending days on the road pulling your trailer and practicing the summoning, you think you finally got it down.
>Just in time to see over the Horizon Ponyville.
>Still a couple days early, why not try to relax and freshen up.
>Wait....how about a look into Twilight's Castle?
>With all six of them gone and Starlight still with Sunburst there should be nobody around.
>With that thought in mind you park right next to the doors, and cautiously trot inside.
>>27855886
>Walking through the large wooden doors you are greeted by an immaculate grand hallway.
>Just as spiffy and clean like the first time.
>Whatever, time to snoop around a bit.
>After about thirty minutes of going in and out of rooms and hallways you grow bored.
>All of these rooms are either empty or filled to the brim with books.
>Where did she get all these books?
>Didn't her library-tree-house blow up or something?
>Ugh a waste of time, might as well prepare for the show tomorrow.
>>27854537
>combing her hair using her mouth
cute
