612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is still storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook is storytimed here!
>>27814343
Old horse: >>27856443
>filly
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27841352
Ayy
Are the Attack and defense stats coming back, or will they not since the poll only got 5 votes on it?
>>27841417
They are not coming back to the stat menu, since we did not reach the sufficient amount of poll responses.
Previous thread: >>27816858
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Oblivious
>tfw I got a day off for reasons I have no idea about
Fantastic. Incoming Wrestler Anon green.
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>"...onymous...ake up..."
>You could hear a mare's voice calling out to you.
>It sounds sweet, like a cherry on a stack of ice cream scoops.
>"Anonymous, wake up!"
>It calls out to you again.
>There's a slight rumbling.
>A heavenly pegasus mare covered in white robes and light is drifting slowly towards you, hoof outstretched towards you.
>"Come on, Anon! Wake up for me!"
>She calls to you again.
>You feel some shaking.
>"You're gonna be late for the promo, Anon!"
>An earthquake in your dreams, perhaps?
>Suddenly, your eyes snap open and you bring your head up, before you bump full force into a furry wall.
>When you meant by "furry wall", you meant Cheese.
>And when you meant "bump", you meant "violently banging your face into Cheese's snout".
>"O-Ow, Anon! That hurt, you know!"
>You look at him and you blink your eyes just to make sure you still weren't dreaming of an angel and heavenly light.
>Cheese was rushing around, packing various items and clothing you didn't know he had.
>You looked around, and saw that you were in your apartment with Cheese.
>That was strange.
"So... How did I get here? I remember falling face first and sleeping the moment I went through the curtain."
>He stops for a moment and gives a blank stare, as if processing and thinking of an answer to your question.
>"Daneighlle Brein. She gave us a lift over to the apartment and helped me carry you upstairs."
>Mental note: Thank Daneighlle Brein for being the realest mare out there.
>Cheese suddenly springs up and returns to the rush he was occupied in.
>"We need to get you to the stadium, quick! We need to shoot a promo for tonight's taping, quick!"
>The gears in your head turn slowly, until it quickens and you realize what's happening.
>You jump up from your bed and quickly rush into the shower.
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>>27841265
>You were again in the same room they used to shoot the promo you and Cheese debuted in.
>You could make out a minotauress in the back napping, a voice behind the set practicing lines and vocalizing, and a pegasus floating around, carrying wires and cables.
>"Sorry about this, again. We really cannot control when creative finalizes their booking. Good thing it's really simple, though."
>The same mare from before was checking her clipboard for details on the promo.
>You and Cheese nod.
"It's fine, really. It's not like we have any other job to do than this."
>Cheese nudges at your side and clears his throat.
>The mare continues glancing between her clipboard and you two, before speaking again.
>"We'll have Anonymous over here, being interviewed by Reneigh Young. I assume you colts know her."
>You and Cheese nod affirmatively.
>"Cheese, you will interrupt and demand that Anonymous gives you a match. Add any wager you might want to put up."
>Cheese grins mischievously at the thought of wagering anything to make the match more exciting.
>The mare brings up her watch and nods at you two.
>"We're starting in 20 minutes. We're readying up everypony."
>She briskly walks outside of the room.
>"I'll go hound the food bar outside, alright?"
>Cheese pats you on the back and just as quickly follows the mare outside the room.
>You sit on a chair near the set and start flipping through your phone, hoping to see your favorite writefag update her story on /mlh/.
>You swear that she was around since before you started lurking.
>As you laugh to yourself, watching as an anonymous poster get a gorillion replies for saying that they wouldn't fuck a human, you feel a quick tap on your shoulder.
>You look up from your phone to find a fairly toned minotauress grinning and eyeing you.
>You're a bit bothered by the fact that your time to yourself was interrupted.
>"Hey there. You're Anonymous, right? El Incognito?"
>You slowly nod and shift in your seat to get more comfort.
Welcome to Pony Town where we all get off to the personifications of non-sentient objects.
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Previous Thread: >>27821681
I made a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxfzzAl6wT4
>>27836254
saving this gem of a thread
>>27836254
Where's slash mlp server, OP?
Why is she so perfect?
>>27861482
Because she has
>hooves
>>27861482
I want to have hot passionate sex with Pinkie Pie.
>>27861482
Becauseshe is not real
My dog has to be put down tomorrow, can we get a happy pony thread to cheer me up?
Yes, but cute ponies won't make your dog come back to life anon
>>27859055
sure thing OP, sorry about your dog...
>>27859068
I know, but it might cheer me up.
Hello /mlp,
How do you guys survive the infamous mlp hiatus season?
>>27863471
I usually rewatch episodes on Netflix or buy new merchandise
>>27863537
>assuming I have Netflix
Thank Celestia for YouTube and dailymotion
>>27863562
>He doesn't already have every episode downloaded
Have you met my wife?
>>27863464
she looks like a whore
>>27863464
"Now the Spirit expressly says that in later times some will depart from the faith by devoting themselves to deceitful spirits and teachings of demons, through the insincerity of liars whose consciences are seared, who forbid marriage and require abstinence from foods that God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the truth. For everything created by God is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving, for it is made holy (sanctified) by the word of God and prayer." - 1 Timothy 4:1-5
Attendance has dropped by over 3,000 from last year's con. If you needed any more evidence that the fandom is almost dead, here it is. It's been a fun ride, fellow horsefuckers. But it looks like it's ending soon.
>>27862326
I should correct myself, 2,400.
>>27862326
and
>>27862326
I personally wished that no one went to those cancerfests. If anything, this is good news for me.
Just taking a quick survey
http://www.strawpoll.me/10717301
>>27862252
A pony
>>27862252
She flirts but has high taste when it comes to actually having sex.
>>27862260
This. I'm pretty sure she's a pony of the horse variety as well.
I just saw this image on Reddit.
Is it accurate?
>>27862251
Go back there.
>>27862251
No. I can actually tell the difference
>>27862251
Someone clearly needs to have a doc look at their dick, I think they might have nerve damage.
Am I weird if I just watch the show and enjoy it for the context of it having good stories and animation, and don't actually have a waifu? Like, there are characters I enjoy but I enjoy them for the context of their behavior in the show. Like I would a character in a book. If it makes a good story I like it.
I was like you, right up until around August 2012, then I suddenly got an insatiable thirst for mare cunts
You're more normal than any of us on /mlp/. Take pride in that.
>>27861938
Oh, I still like fapping to characters from the show. It's just that I know that they're just characters.
would you a zebra ponut
>>27861680
Who wouldn't
>>27861680
Yes.
>>27861680
Fuck yeah. This needs a green.
Can we get a cute pony thread going please?
So what are /mlp/'s thoughts on g1?
>>27860711
It's fine.
Megan had a nice ass, too.
