>Find yourself in Equestria
>Find yourself popular among the mares for your exotic looks and incredible sexual stamina, compared to the average stallion
>Hook up with Trixie for a one night stand
>She decides The Great and Powerful Trixie deserves the best mate all to herself
>Uses magic to poke a hole in the condom mid coitus, causing you to knock her up.
>What do?
>>27877860Kill yourself.
>>27877860
Raise the child proudly, and then knock it up too if it's female.
>>27877860
>marry her, and raise the foal with her
This isn't rocket science, nigger.
>tfw someone is masturbating to the same fic I'm reading
At least I'm not the only one with superior taste.
>>27877473
>dick
>superior taste
You can't get rid of it from your mouth, OP.
>>27877522
Don't you like futa?
>>27877473
So it's like Twilight's Midnight Violations?
She didn't fly so good
>>27876266
I hope Pinkie amputates her wings.
>>27876283
Someone get this hothead outta here
>>27876266
She will resign as princess and lose her wings in the future.
How would Discord look in human world?
>>27876156
In his first apperance he'd be howling at the moon.
>>27876156
>>27876156
Dead.
https://youtu.be/M16SykOi0qo
>>27876091
I've always had the hots for spic chicks but I'm not crazy about dubbing in general.
>>27876091
Yeah.
>>27876091
>latina horses
What level of fucking autism are you on right now?
And nothing of value was lost.
>implying if anything we didn't improve the franchise as a whole simply because Hasbro now sees it as a bigger investment because the audience is doubled
You have 10 seconds to explain how it's related to this board.
>>27876046
Becuase its discussion the affect of bronies on the show as a whole.
Wow. Assuming people's gender. I literally can't even right now.
Show me your answers.
twilight: fuck
party pony: fuck
rainbow dash: fuck
>>27875842
Fuck Twi
Marry Dash
Chuck Ponk
>>27875842
Marry Twilight
Fuck Rainbow
Chuck Pinkie
post your dankest pony memes
>>27875791
Will I be seeing any of you faggots at TrotCon?
>going to cons
>>27875579
Islands
>>27875579
Next year, Cons were at full circle this year so people had to choose wisely. if you're attending, let us know how much people attended, I want to see how well they did compared to BronyCon this year.
Ponify this guy...just because why the hell not.
>>27875474
>Keemstar
>it's instant shit
Unless you want a black ponelet with a gnome hat on, you should fucking kill yourself.
Ian has already ponified him. Lurk.
>>27875490
Kay, pass the bleach.
Why is she so perfect
>>27874989
>Rainbow Dash
>perfect
>>27874989
Glas to know I'm not the only one who thinks she's perfect.
>>27874989
Not perfect, but perfectly bearable. I'd hang with Dash.
Aside from nu-Glim's inferior hair/mane and utter lack of personality, I can't relate to her at all. How am I supposed to like her if I can't relate to her? It's like trying to like a sixteen-legged frog.
I want nu-Glim to get hit by a bus.
>>27874578
>nu glim/old glim faggotry
Right up there with the frogposters.
>>27874578
>utter lack of personality
She's having an identity crisis you numbfuck
>"H-hey Anon! I want to ask you something!"
>A look over your shoulder gives you full view of purple smart.
>Local bookhorse of the town and really interested in your past life before Equestria
>Deciding to put up with her shit, you reply with a simple "Yeah, what up?"
>"Erm, I was wondering, being knowledgeable with books and all... I wanted to know if books on earth ever had different endings to...
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>>27874382
I would say nothing.I would cum on her hooves
>>27874382
I would say "roleplaying is against the rules"
>>27874382
"Funny you ask Twilight, I wrote in a journal so I can one day make a book."
>"Tell me the end of it Anon!"
"I'd rather not Twi, it's a bit..."
>"It's ok Anon. I won't judge your experiences!"
"If you insist.
'Me and Nick only had a couple weeks left on our tour. Nothing was expected that day. Not the firefight that ensured, or the suddenness of it all. We talked all...
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>There will never be a high quality animation or set of animations for Past Sins
Never understood how My Little Dashie, Cupcakes or Fallout Equestria not only got so popular, but stayed so popular when they're the most increative trite I've ever seen.
Not to state that Past Sins is any better, but it does surpass most of the generic fics of it's era. Perhaps it still holds true.
Anyone know if there's some faggot that's active I can request this kind of stuff from? Nyx was given a full SFM rework a good...
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bump
Clearly this isn't going anywhere so I'm going to just keep bumping it until the mods remove it.
You could be outside catching pokemon, but you're in here bumping a topic you know is dead on arrival.
>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon."
>>27873208
Word. Remind me why we stopped having tea time together?
>>27873208
>>27873491
Then BLM disrupted it because it's not about them.
>>27873208
This thread is higher quality than 90% of the threads active rn. They didn't set the bar high though.