What's bothering her?
>>27880476
the fact that i am masturbating to an image of a six-year-old child?
nah. has to be something else.
>>27880476
Fucking dirty zebras.
>>27880490
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Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here, until it's not. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then go find a thread where actual content happens.
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SHITPOST
You guys are fags
>>27878376
>Fungibong
Heh
Why are they so perfect
>>27877444
Because they're related
>>27877444
Because they want my dick.
>>27877444
Because they're T H I C C
This happened and was the end of the series, what would your reaction be?
>>27877081
kill Larson
>>27877081
Kill.
>>27877081
do an hero
Would you?
I doubt she can handle the entire state of Nevada...
>>27876581
IWTCIN
>>27876620
Maybe if she takes lessons from Rarity.
How the fuck do you guys still do it? I stopped watching the show midway through season 5 and abandoned this board. I miss it so much, but it is so goddamn awful now, I can't watch the new content. I sob about this stupid show every other week.
How do I move forward, nor/mlp/eople?
>>27875485
Kill yourself already.
>>27875485
Try watching the show again. Season 6 is mostly decent.
I stopped watching after season 3, watched the first 3 episodes of season 4 but my internet kept cutting out whenever it was pony time, (thanks rcmp)
I couldn't care less and neither should you care.
Hello /mlp/ i have a question; am i racist iff i only want to rape a black mare?
>>27875006
delete /b/ threads
>>27875006
I'm going to get a gun and keep Nyx safe.
>>27875006
>am i racist iff i only want to rape a black mare?
>iff
>if and only if
>am i racist if and only if i only want to rape a black mare?
No, because racism is not a characteristic that is exclusive to people who want to rape a black mare.
Lewd Vinyl Thread? Lewd Vinyl Thread.
>>27872932
>Vinyl
One of you fuckers had better not post her with a gag... Because there'd be no point to it.
I want to do the special african dance with Zecora.
I just wanna see more of her in the show. We haven't seen her since the last cmc episode and she didn't even have any lines and she hasn't had a line since the season 5 finale. I love her accent.
I want her to cock vore me then keep me trapped by putting rings on her cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14YHs0375tY
Hey /mlp/. Show me your battlestations. Bet you cant beat mine.
this is mine
>a couch
>a laptop
anyway SAGE
>>27863391
1. Wrong thread
>>>/g/
2. Welcome to Syria.
I am a bored game dev. Let's make a small game in Unity, /mlp/! You post the graphics/sounds and I put all of them together, giving you the game builds as it progresses!
Now, Dubs decide the genre of the game!No lewd/porn allowed
>Unity
>No porn allowed
No thanks.
srpg
>>27750192
>no lewd
What's the fucking point then?
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Newly minted Wonderbolt, head of weather in Ponyville since sometime after moving there, recent sidekick of Daring Do and best friends with a lot of important ponies - Rainbow Dash's life sure seems busy! But she's usually got time to just hang out and visit Fluttershy's family or spend a day with Scootaloo, too. Does she work at planning her schedule at all, or is she just skilled at making it work without worrying about it? Her speed helps out either way.There's got to be lots of time for naps and reading, too.
>>27872524
Previous thread.
>Colt
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Clop tier list:
Shit Tier - human pussy and ass, no crotchtits
Good Tier - Horsepussy and ponut, no crotchtits
Great Tier - Horsepussy, ponut, and crotchtits
God Tier - Horsepussy, ponut, and crotchtits, all of which are significantly darker colored than the rest of the pone's body.
>>27870012
So long as it's proportioned. Can't stand oversized anything.
>>27870012
ASCENDED tier: derpibooru.org/991355
Old Thread:
>>27431156
Original prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"
Pastebins:
Prologue: http://pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
Act I: http://pastebin.com/f0SDaDcx
Act II: http://pastebin.com/nwmz5VLj
Act III: http://pastebin.com/Pt6gamRU
Act IV: http://pastebin.com/v0PM4m8b
Act V (current): http://pastebin.com/7acdy1CnJust shy of 120,000 words
>>27637452
>”Oh for the love of- this is going to end badly, isn’t it?”
“Most likely.”
>”Your confidence is an inspiration.”
“Also, seeing as the nobles we’ve imprisoned almost all had tickets, feel free to redistribute them to our officers.”
>”Understood.”
“I can see it now: the theme will be Military Chic, I’ll have to have a new formal uniform made- something befitting of my status as both Field Marshal and Chancellor.”
>”Oh, but Admiral Brairheart will be MAGNIFICANT, after all he has a life time of ‘practice’ looking good for the fleet. If you know what I mean.”
“Ugh, that air head will not upstage me at my own Gala, Lancey. And neither will that brute Red Wave or the ruffian Lightning Offense.”
>The two of you are unable to keep straight faces, and break out into laughter.
>”Lancey? Hahaha. Oh, I needed that.”
>He wipes a tear from his eye as his chuckle starts to die down.
“Really though, go ahead and invite the other Generals and the Admiral, and whatever officers you deem deserving of the break given their history.”
>”I suppose it will be your going away party.”
“Also I want at least three liquor stores worth of alcohol present. I’ve seen how Celestia used to run it, and the guests this year will be in for a surprise.”
>”We’re not going to-“
“Absolutely, hope you’re not too rusty.”
>”I regret this already.”
“That’s the spirit!”
>”I never should have told you to relax.”
“Too bad, now get to work. You’ve got letters to send and a Gala to Plan.”
>”Why didn’t I just retire?”
“Come on RM, you should ‘relax’ a bit.”
>”I could relax if you’d just let me retire!”
“Go on then, walk.”
>>27646007
>He remains seated.
“Just as I thought. Besides, you tried retiring once already and it lasted a week before you came crawling back.”
>You start to make your way out of the meeting room.
“Have fun with the preperations.”
>”Thanks…”
>Stepping out of the room, you run into Captain Thunder.
“Afternoon Thunder.”
>”Sir… your beard.”
“Yes I’ve shaved, astute eyes you’ve got there.”
>”Sorry it’s just-“
“Did you have something for us?”
>”Yes actually. Our flier came back from the Lady of the Admiralty.”
>He offers the letter that he’s got in his hoof.
>Taking it from him, you break the seal and start skimming it.
>Eloquently written, with at least four stealth insults aimed at you.
>But, she’s agreed to parlay.
>If you approach the fort with no more than a dozen ponies, and approach the gate alone.
>Then you’ll be disarmed and sent to meet with her.
>At the end it even says that a response isn’t needed.
>The final line before the signature is rather succinct compared to the rest of the formalities.
>’Come on your own time, but if my scouts see even a single pony over the twelve you’re allotted, shots will be fired.’
>Sounds like a charming mare.
>But, you don’t have much of an option.
>Ideally you’ll set out for the naval fort after the Gala and Starlight’s research has been finished.
>But you’ll wait no more than a week.
>Even if nothing more comes from the studies, you’ll just have to go in blind.
“As you were Major.”
>”Major?”
“Talk to Lancer, I’m sure he’ll enjoy the extra paperwork.”
>”Thank you Sir?”
>He nervously goes into the Meeting Room, and as the door opens you nod to Lancer.
>>27646011
>It’s your plan to have Thunder be a Colonel by the time you leave.
>After a few discussions with Lancer, it’s agreed that he’s to be slowly groomed for command.
>Thunder will be the first of the next generation of leadership.
>But it remains to be seen how he’ll adjust to a larger duty roster.
>He was an exemplary squad leader before being bumped up to an officer, and based on his record in the latest war, you and Lancer are confident he can fill the role with a bit of guidance.
>But he’s still young.
>It’ll be many years before he’s ready to become a general, but he’ll be prepared when that time comes.
>With no more duties to preform today, you headed to your room.
>After kicking off your boots, you settled into your desk.
>You spent the rest of the evening writing.
>There aren’t many ponies you’re that close to, but for that small handful you wrote a letter for each of them.
>A final goodbye to those that might care.
>Most of them went rather quickly.
>All of them in fact.
>Except for one.
>Flurry’s
>You ended up scrapping the entire letter multiple times, and you worked well into the night on it.
>But as it was nearing midnight, you settled on something.
>The truth.
>All of it.
>The ‘letter’ was actually turned out to be a rather sizable scroll, giving her the overview of everything that you never told her.
>Or anyone else for that matter.
>Finally, you ended the message with your goodbye.
>And that in itself would have taken up a normal sheet of paper.
>But with the final message sealed in wax, you set them aside.
>You’d get a proper box to put them all in tomorrow, and inform Lancer that they’re meant to be sent only if you’ve been confirmed killed in action or have been missing for exactly five years.
>But that’s for tomorrow, as it’s late and you’re strained from the goodbyes.
I am still hyped for Legends of Everfree.
>EQG
>>27878126
Given that its apparently "Midnight sparkle 2: electric boogaloo" and everyone but Sunset is more or less going to be a cameo... yeah, not looking forward to it.
Also, there are no robots or Human sunset, sorry to dissapoint.
>>27878136
>MLP
