>Princess Celestia
>Princess Luna
Where is the King and/or Queen of Equestria?
>>27599256
The Queen's in her hive, all's right with the world
>>27599256
There were no Kings or Queens in Equestria. The closest thing was King Bullion, Princess Platinum's father and still, they simple just became representatives of their tribe after Celly and Luna became princesses.
If anything, Celestia is the Queen.
Right here.
Want to see the most autistic shit to ever sperg this planet?
https://youtu.be/IEtf3oUJZCQ
Also, general autism thread I guess.
https://youtu.be/bbVPUnYSb-k
>>27599124
OH MY GOD MY SIDES THAT IS SO PATHETIC AND AUTISTIC
Should brony ride pony? Or is it the other way around?
>file name
Kill yourself immediately.
>>27599063
Bronies weight would kill pony
Starting with an obvious.
>>27598998
I didn't know Snowdash had such awful fans, Anon. Why don't you tell me about them?
>>27598998
All ponies.png
>>27598998
What happens when MLP ends? It is already sort of dying...
>>27598701
I'll die with itUnless people keep writing greens
oh look, it's this thread again
>>27598701
>abloo bloo bloo doompaul habbeding ids all over
/mlp/ help me
so for the longest time I've never felt any sort of attraction towards humans, but for whatever reason the only sexual feelings I ever feel now is for MLP:FiM characters. This hasn't bothered me much before but recently I've found it impossible to talk about sexuality like a normal person without feeling all this shit at once and everything in my mind gets mega fucked up when I think too hard about it.
what do I do /mlp/?
>>27598456
Kill yourself
>>27598456
Congratulations you've become one step closer to becoming a member of the furry community. Once you embrace it, it'll be a completely new world for you to explore. Think of it like this ponies are just the tip of the iceberg.
ok I have a new idea.
if trips I become an hero.
Would you cook and eat a pony? What would it taste like?
Earth ponies are probably juicy and tender. Best grilled.
Pegasus ponies tastes like a fine turkey. Best cooked in a oven.
Unicorn are probably the finest meat. Best fried in a pan.
>>27598453
If you think the best anything is fried in a pan, you need to kill yourself or go beg /ck/ for forgiveness.
>>27598460
Are you an idiot?
>>27598462
Are you new here?
Would you date /mlp/-tan?
>>27568991
What would that date even be like?
>>27570275
Horrifically awkward
She embodies what inside all of us, not the horsies. So, grim melancholy and depression.
Why doesn't Hiro ever visit our little board?
Is heashamed?
>>27598436
Who cares, he's a faggot.
Spitfire looks great in that suit.
>>27598436
He said something about hating you and left
You get to have one and only one full night of passion with the pony of your choice. HOWEVER, before this happens Trixie will use her magic to temporarily shrink your penis so that its 3 inches when erect. This spell will last the whole night and cannot be reversed, even by another pony's magic.
Do you do it?
>>27598393
>I grew an inch
SCORE!
>>27598393
Sex with my waifu AND penis enlargement?
Where the fuck do I sign up?
>>27598393
>implying I can only use my penis to please my waifu
What a fag, OP.
So what the fuck does Fluttershy even do for a living? All her other friends are shown to have stable jobs, yet all Fluttershy does is stay in her house and take care of her animals.
Does she just collect unemployment checks and count that as her payday for her animal treatment?
she takes cares of the smelly animals
>>27568197
She's a hippie who lives in the woods and sustains herself. She don't need no gubbmint.
>>27568197
She's intodickcare: every day she goes visiting from house to house, lending her services topenisesin need of affections or just a good pat, and the government pays her for this.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash know you can do it. No matter how little faith you may have in yourself, they will always believe in you.
Will you do it for them?
>>27598075
Committing suicide? Ok.
>>27598075
No.I'll do it for her.
>>27598075
Yes. I will finally gather up the courage to pee on them like a wild animal.
Angel sure is enjoying that carrot.If you know what I mean
>>27598051
Well a carrot is a rabbit's favorite food, so yeah
>Angel will never lick your erect cock while sliding it in and out of Fluttershy
Life has no meaning
>Butterscotch and Discord will never cock vore Angel.
What is love?
> http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/rumour-possible-plot-point-for-future.html#disqus_thread
Are you fuckers ready?! Do you thik we'll see equestria's version of neckbeards?
>>27597972
Can someone translate this burrito talk, please?
>>27597972
Get this Chinese shit outta her boi
>>27597972
>what is inspect element
>it's in another language so it's automatically legit
Fucken offen, fagoli.
What if ponies see sex as something pretty common, but things like belly rubs and snuggles as something forbidden and nasty?
>>27597901
This thread will never take off
>>27597901
Sex is incredibly common, just not for the people posting here.
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