Hold on, since the CMC have their cutie marks, does that mean they're technically of legal age?
>>27586960
If that thought makes you feel better about masturbating to them, go ahead, but it doesn't really matter. They're not having sex any time soon, and nobody's going to arrest you for wanting to screw them. Worrying about that type of thing is a waste of time, if you ask me.
No. Cuntie marks have nothing to do with age.
>>27586960
Technically, there is no legal age for cute fictional horses.
Just a quick question,
I've recently bought those EQG thingies since they finally started to sell them here. However, they all smell absolutely disgusting and make me feel sick when I take in their stench.
Is this normal, and can I do anything about it? Anyone had a similar experience?
>>27586886
They smell less plasticy in a few hours. Just leave them be.
>tfw i like that smell
>>27586886
soak them in vinegar. then theyll smell like vinegar.
>>27586891
>tfw i like that smell
Mah nigga.
I made sure to keep the package and put them in after I play with them to preserve the smell longer.
Why tell a Pony you just met you were evil and almost doomed Equestria?
Doesn't seem like a good way to go about making friends and she's shown to be nervous about mentioning her pastI made this thread the other day but it died before I was done >>27569595
>>27586840
Honesty is the best policy
be upfront
>>27570330
You think Starlight isn't socially awkward then? She was a cult leader, but a lot of that was sort of her "fake" personality in order to get people on her side, sort of like how she stopped Fluttershy from being bullied in the past in the S5 finale.
I think she's having trouble fitting in normally now, as we saw from the opening minutes of No Second Prances where she struggled to get along with new Ponies.
>>27570159
It wasn't really for comical value, it was shown as a normal discussion and something she just brought up
>>27586848
It's not being dishonest to not mention your past straight away, could give it some time and ease into it as opposed to straight off the bat. She was pretty uncomfortable with her past when it came to Sunburst, but wasn't at all that way in this episode
Would you still love your waifu even it turned out she was a trap the whole time?
>>27586728
>tfw bi
>>27586728
Yes. Because waifus are not for sexual.
>>27586728
As i see it, true attraction is more than just physical so yeah.
also >>27586779
If I kept on pressuring Applejack (or another of your favorite ponies) for a kiss, how long would it take until she finally agrees?
Blah blah blah nobody cares
>>27586612
Never ever.
>>27586612
That depends on how you beg.Pickle, barrel, cumquats.
Post your favorite pony along with one of your favorite video game quotes. Feel free to do more than one. The more related the pic is to the quote, the better.
"You're on your own, Noble... Carter out."
"I'm ready! How 'bout you?!"
>>27586449
>>27586461
I used be the biggest Halo fan, but now I'm more of a casual fan since Halo 4 and 5 just didn't feel like Halo to me
"It's at the worst of times that a lawyer has to force their biggest smile"
so...you can finally bring your favourite pony/waifu in our world. but, you have to choose under what guise, we have a mental picture of our favourite ponies based on how the various artists drew them, so, what style of which artist you want your pony to appear in our world? I would choose twilight of ncmares
>pic related
Twi by megasweet desu
but can talk
>>27586459
Creepy af
Come on, bring on in the feels
>>27551049
Okay
*touches you all over*
You like that don't you?
>>27551049
Fuck friends. I can help myself. People are ignorant and if they try to stop what I do I will fuck you up motherfucker I don't care who you are where you live and how you got my ip I WILL FUCK YOU UP I HAVE NO FRIENDS I WAS AUTISTIC I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOT FRIENDS AND FUCKING MICROSOFT WINDOWS 10 I HOPE THE OWNER OF WINDOWS 10 GETS FUCKING ASSASSINATED I FUCKING HATE AMERICA I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
"Hey Twilight watcha got there?"
>"Hey Anon, I got really bored while you were away at work today, so I found this thing, I think it's called an 'Oh-wee-jah' board."
"It's pronounced Wee-ja, and yeah what about it?"
>"Well, I just had no idea humans were capable of such magic. The board seems just like every other board game I've seen so far. But somehow the instructions are talking about talking to spirits who've passed on."
>You smiled bemused at the situation.
"What happened next?"
>"I tried moving the little glass circle thingy around and well.."
"And?"
>"I didn't get a response."
"Well that's typically how these things go."
>"Anon is it.. Normal for people to hear voices in your world?"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I'm sorry Twilight, but even in the human world hearing voices isn't normal."
>"I see.."
"Are you ok?"
>"I'm scared. I've been hearing voices calling out to me. I've tried to forget about it, but I just can't get the voices to go away!"
"Are you serious?"
>"M-maybe I did it wrong! Maybe I just wasn't using it correctly, here!"
>She shoves the board against your chest.
>"Help me figure out how it works so I can get the voices to go away!"
What will you do?
>>27551024
Jesus, Twilight I told you that if you ever mess with dark forces always make sure you have a Jackie Chan tulpa to protect yourself.
>>27551024
try my hardest to find a solution and eventually fail, only being able to provide consolation to the ever maddening twilight
>>27551024
Sorry Twigs, but those voices are coming from an and unspeakable, ancient and antediluvian evil.
You're on your own.
I want to cum inside inflatable dash.
>>27549624
You already made this thread
>>27549629
>/mlp/ is one persion
>>27549624
You lack ambition.
I want to inflate inflatable dash by cuming in her.
I got the idea for this Starlight Glimmer take-off of Humility, and I really like it. I like the flavor of her staying "more equal than others."
>>27549605
That's pretty badass
>>27549605
It needs something like "Protection from creatures with no abilities" or something.
Previous thread: >>27570038
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I don't know what the first post should be, so have a sexy Celly
>>27586423
>Sexy
>Celestia
Pick one. Would hit a fat ass; would not hit an ass with fat folds that's collapsing in on itself
>>27586446
do u even praise the sun, bro?
Let's see how patrician this board is.
JOINTS
1. Inside Man (Lee, 2006)
2. Tpaнcфopмepы 3: Tёмнaя cтopoнa Лyны (Bay, 2011)
3. Zaat (Barton, 1971)
4. Los Cuatro Fantásticos (Trank, 2015)
5. Casablanca (Curtiz, 1942)
FLICKS
1. The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. Pulp Fiction (Tarantino, 1994)
3. Mauvais Garçons (Bay, 1995)
4. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
5. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppala, 1990)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
4. American Graffiti (Lucas, 1973)
5. In the Name of the King (Boll, 2007)
FILMS
1. 建国大业 (Huang & Han, 2009)
2. Apocalypse Now (F. Coppala, 1979)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)
CINÉMA
1. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (Leone, 1966)
2. Bee Movie (Smith & Hickner, 2007)
3. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
4. तीन बेवकूफ (Hirani, 2009)
5. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
KINO
1. Mondo Acquatico (Costner & Reynolds, 1995)
2. Herz aus Glas (Herzog, 1976)
3. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Kubrick, 1968)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'Ascension du Cheveliar Noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. Drive (Refn, 2011)
4. Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (Vertov, 1929)
5. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (Luis Buñel, 1929)
>>27586045
You jerk off in front of a mirror, don't you?
>>27586019
1. Evil Dead 2
2. Princess Bride
3. The Matrix
4. Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyanand proud of it.
5. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
I Don't Know If There Are Previous Editions Edition
So pretend for a moment we're all regular people having a weekend BBQ. You've collected your food, we've cracked the beers (soda for the underage faggots) and I've asked the question; "So anon, how's your waifu?
perfect
>>27585995
My Twi seems to be getting cuter as time goes on. She's so neurotic at times and she's still so unsure of herself even though she excels at everything she does. Just love this fucking pony.
>>27585995
You know goddamn well how, Bob, SINCE I CAUGHT YOU FAPPING TO HER!
I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING BROS!
Hmmm I wonder if there are any hidden messages for the brony fandom
>>27585705
Nearly every episodes of MLP have a moral.
This time it was, "get a job", don't be a NEET.
Also: don't give up too soon, fear of failure, etc...
But yeah, it does seems that they got their inspiration from the most autistic part of our fandom. No proof, but it sure does have a lot of similarities.
And they clearly had a lot of fun with sexual innuendos all around this episode.
>>27585705
No. If anything, the NEET thing yeah...but his personality is nothing like the stereotype of the brony. He's an extroverted over confident hipster sporting a manbun, not a fanfic writing introverted fedora wearing schlep
It's a stretch to say that NEET only applies to bronies, it's something American culture is dealing with as a whole as jobs are sparse and there are lots of kids who never learned how to live on their own without training and thus lack the confidence to try anything new
He is more a parody of what people like to call "millennials" then he is a "brony"
>>27585754
>and thus lack the confidence to try anything new
Lack the confidence to keep working at something new until they succeed, I should say.
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