there are fools who don't want to snuggle this cutie.
>>27595204
and there are fools who want to snuggle an unseeable character
>>27595204
Sadly there are
But such is life
>>27595204
damn fools
What does /mlp/ think of Rarity Dash?
>>27595130
He recently started to do proper reviews.
And they are pretty good!
His channel is also pretty good just to help you find some fan content as they are scattered all over youtube on pretty badly referenced channel some of the time.
I discovered Scootertrix and UFP thanks to him.
I like his reviews , I have the same humor as him because everytime he laughs i do too
>>27595130
i think he should use a less obtrusive shade of blue if he wants to have a pleasant light coat. orange is also almost on the opposite side of the color spectrum as blue and would be better off not being used together. id recommend some shade of bright purple. whats his qt mark, is he a gambler?
Anon, you have one task now
You must help this cutie to improve her English.
>>27594984
I can't English very good either
>>27594984
I will help to improve her french.
>>27594984
Can I help her sister instead? Lotus is cuter.
Dubs+ decide mane/tail, coat, eyes, basically all of the characteristics, physical features, etc. Let's have some fun.
>>27561569
Long eyelashes, green eyes
name is A Flaming Bag of Shit.
>>27561569
futa cock
Honestly another black alicorn would have been better than that stupid "lol so randumb" self-insert by John De Lancie. I hated Q since Star Trek's TNG, he was dumb and senseless as fuck.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/season-2-episode-1-return-of-harmony.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C61rHmjI4Zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EQaQ9ZgQQ
>>27594695
>comparing Discord and Nightmare Moon
>one wants to be recognised as a powerful ruler and live under the night she brings
>one wants to fuck around with everything because he's an insane nihilist with a sick sense of humour
Wew
Discord was cool when he first appeared, now he's gotten old and his episodes are boring.
>>27594707
You might want to go to a neurology doctor and have your cognitive functions checked for. You're already going senile, grandpa.
Which pony would tend to be chauvinist or patriot?
All of them
>>27594638
All of them
>>27594638
>>27594657
>>27594662
Does the amount of doublethink required to read stormfag nativist crap into the show ever become apparent to you guys? I mean based on that stormfag 'analysis' thread from a couple weeks ago you basically have to maintain numerous, incredibly autistic headcanons to avoid it, so surely the complete absurdity of the whole thing has to register at some point.
How do you make money, /mlp/?
>>27594596
i'm a male prostitute
>>27594596
Who wants to know?
And what's it to you?
>>27594596
I'm a prostitute nice work hours and the pay is good.
I posted Pinkie Pie. When I get home 3 hours I better not see a massive load of Ponk on my thread. Not even a single one.
ok
Fine with me, OP.
gotcha.
You have just defeated a poner
And one item drops from them
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicitem
(First item is yours)
What did they drop and will you keep it?
Bonus:
Try to guess what pone it is you defeated by the item dropped
>>27594498
>Accursed Executioner's Shield
AU Shining Armor gone mad and became Sombra 2.0
Keep it and hang on the wall.
>>27594498
i want to take care of these 3 defeated poners
>>27594498
>Armguard of the Royal Traveller
Did I just defeat one of the princesses?
What is /mlp/s opinion on Project Horizons?
>>27594214
The worst thing to come out of brony fandom.
>>27594254
Not even the 100th worst
>>27594264
Maybe you are right.Second worst after faggots like you.
Help sign this petetition!
Take down the Cease and Desist on Jananimations Studios.
https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-take-down-the-cease-and-desist-on-jananimations-studios?recruiter=430843482&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=des-lg-no_src-no_msg
>>27594188
You're asking /mlp/ to support a popular figure in the fandom. I don't know what you expect to happen.
>>27594188
Why would I sign something to help a leach?
All he has done is mooch off Hasbro's product. If anything he should be glad he isn't being sued for theft.
>>27594188
Petitions literally do nothing. It's the greatest form of slacktivism ever created.
GARBLES
GIGANTIC
STRONG
DRAGONIC
COCK
>>27560683
vore
cock vore
>>27560683
>Garble
Into the trash it goes.
>>27560683
Given how Big Ember's dad is, once ember grows up to full size pretty much any dragon's dick will be like a hot dog being thrown down a hallway.
Hello /mlp/,
So I'm going to go on a limb here and assume about 60% of you reading this right now like to go and daydream alot to escape the mundane life you are living. Or, just to escape from life for a while in general. Maybe you're depressed, maybe you're bored, maybe you're just autistic. We all like to daydream.
Now, I'm going to assume that most of your daydreams revolve around escaping to Equestria to do some cool shit, maybe fuck your waifu, live with your waifu, or, fight some demons and shit or something.
So... Have any of you guys ever tried sensory deprivation as a means of intensifying your fantasy daydreams? I very recently purchased some ear plugs(pic related are the ones that work best imo) and a sleeping mask from Walmart for less than $5, and after sleeping with them for a few weeks and finding how amazing they were at blocking light and noise(Seriously, I never thought ear plugs could block noise so well) I've been going to... Extreme lengths for daydreams.
I've purchased some good noise cancelling muffs, and now when I get depressed or lonely, I put my ear plugs, noise cancelling muffs, and sleeping mask on, go outside into my garage, and I just daydream myself into Equestria. I focus on making it as vivid as possible. I will describe it all in the next post.
>>27559599
(pic related, my noise cancelling muffs. they were $30 on amazon. ClearArmor 141001.)
So anyways, I go into my garage, dim the lights, and I start by putting my mask on, then earplugs, then muffs, and I lay down on my workout bench. I'm not sure if sitting will do the same, but laying down always works the best for what I do for preparation.
Now unlike regular daydreaming where I just imagine myself doing stupid shit, for my fantasies involving sensory deprivation, I take myself completely out of the world and surroundings. Depending on how much time you dedicate to this practice, you can get some pretty intense results.
I usually take about 30 minutes for the entire process, but two times I've given a full hour to leaving my surroundings, and it really made a difference.
Here's what I do for 30 minutes:
I focus on clearing my mind as much as possible, and slow my breathing to where I'm taking deep, but long breaths. People who have experience in meditation should find this very easy to do. People who don't would probably need to practice this step, as it is the most fundamental part of how vivid the daydream is.
Focus on relaxing your body completely into whatever you're laying on. Focus on tensing and untensing each of your body parts. Stretch out your feet and then relax them completely, releasing all tension in them, slowly working up to your head. You should be as relaxed as you can get.
You should be trying to clear your mind during the whole relaxation thing, but I've found it's best to make my body go slack first before doing the rest of the preparation.
I found really bad difficulty keeping my mind clear the first 10 or so times, but I found just counting my breaths works wonders. Nowadays I just count my breaths up to about 500 or so. By the time I hit 500 usually my mind is blank and I'm perfectly calm. The idea of it is to try to ignore and isolate yourself from your environment as well as you possibly can. Try not to fall asleep.
>>27559603
(pic related, similar to the mask I bought at Walmart. Only mine has straps that lets you adjust how tight it is.)
By the time I've hit breath number 500, I've already completely relaxed and entered a strange state of consciousness. Now here is where you begin your escapist fantasy.
Imagine yourself standing in a beautiful, lush field with healthy green grass and rolling hills, with a nice blue sky overhead. Try to feel yourself in this setting. Feel the air gently caressing your skin and the warmth of the Sun overhead bearing down on you.
Depending on how well you did preparation, you should be getting some pretty good results already. Try to stay calm and focus though. This is easier said than done though as it's probably something you've never experienced before. This shit makes daydreaming alot like how watching a movie on a small screen pales in comparison to watching it on the big screen.
Now, once you feel you have the setting perfect, you can start building up the rest of it. I like to slowly start imagining thick trees, and then paths, and then the birds and animals. Then, I begin to walk down the path out of this place and find myself standing outside of Ponyville.
By the time this happens, I have completely left reality. It's pretty fucking amazing how vivid this shit can get.
So that's the end of my little tutorial, and now, I'm interested to see the results you guys get from the same methods. I based my methods off of the methods that are used to Astral Project(relaxing your body completely, clearing your mind, and then imagining yourself standing there watching your body sleep, or "rolling" out of your body). I believe Astral Projection is just an enhanced lucid dream of some sort though, and I think that is what this is.
So far, I've done some pretty fucking fun shit in these little escapist fantasy worlds. You can literally do anything you want in these types of fantasies, and it feels vivid as Hell. It's wonderful.
>>27559621
So that's all I got on HOW to do it. Give me your thoughts on this and let me know how it goes when you try it yourself.
Also, has anyone else attempted this before? For just $5 at Walmart, and about an hour you can literally escape to Equestria. If anyone wants, I can post some stories of the shit I've done.
>muh urth pone strngh
What now?
Who knows? Maybe it was just luck. Maybe AJ didn't quite have the advantage of a favourable angle. It's a frigging cartoon.
>>27594027
checkmate.
>>27594027
My autistic headcanon is that RD is all about aesthetics and upper body strength while AJ has the thick thick thick buckin' thighs.DEM THIGHS, FAMILY
GET IN HERE NIGGER
COME RALLY TO GET SHITTY MODS OF MLP AND FOR PONY TO BE ALLOWED ON R9K AND B
>>>/v/340366735
>>27593886
>reddit9k
>bee
But I hate those gay ass boards.
>on /v/ of all places
enjoy your server crash, Hiro
>>27593886
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
