Remember, artist: When you draw porn, you get twice as much attentionfrom half as many people
>>27567606
Look like tumblr is alredy butthurt about that, after all, muffin catponies are quite popular there
https://derpiboo.ru/1169483
>>27567606
cat pron > horse porn
>>27567606
Same applies to drawing specific fetish art such as vore, expansion, hypnosis, etc. I know this from experience.
Fast! Post a pony or the world will explode!
Well I don't want that to happen now do I?
>>27596982
Okay
>Wake up in the morning
>Applebloom is still taking the gryphon dick
>>27596980
who dis
>>27596980
Stop calling yourself "Applebloom", Michelle. It's confusing.
>>27596980
Hey Black Gryphon how's that skype business going?
If you were to go to prom with a pony, which pony would it be?
Best pony and her squeals.
>>27596921
Pinkie Pie because she enjoys partying everywhere she goes.
>>27596921
>implying that anyone will say yes to me
Ponies in the (Hyper)cube. What happens? Who would you put in and who would make it back out?
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Nobody
Nobody deserves to be put in a movie that shitty
put Twilight in and everyone gets out quickly
if she can square root in memory 3 digit numbers on the fly then it shouldn't be a problem
Who here has heard this song? If not, I guarantee if you can sit through the entire thing you will agree that it is one of the best masterpieces this fandom has ever created. I tip my [Spoiler] (nonexistent) [Spoiler] fedora to all who helped create this wonderful piece of art. Here's the link for all who wish to listen:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtBqTFsiLxM
>>27596892
>doesn't know how to spoilergo and stay go
>>27596903Oh I do it just didn't want to work this time, probably cos brackets
Inb4 this one failed and made me look like a pleb, kek
>>27596958didn't read lol
Post Zephyrs, write stories and discuss gentle breeze pone
A lot of anon's already posted some very fun ideas for Zephyr stories, so here are a select few that I found pretty good:
>Rainbow Dash is once again disgusted by Zephyr's creepy approaches and makes it clear she's not coming back,(The Shy's place, Flutter's place, whatever) but she keeps coming back anyways because no one else dares talk to her like that, let alone hit on her.
>Anon and Zephyr want to cum inside Rainbow Dash,(Anon and Zephyr could be rivals or work together) but they are both massive failures at existing and hilarity ensues.
>Celestia is(For whatever reason) very fond of Zephyr and appoints him as Twilight's substitute while she is away on an important mission. Now Zephyr is in charge of Ponyville and he has quite a few ideas on how to "improve" things around there.
Some anon in one of the tissue threads also wrote a lewd incest green already, link: pastebin.com/rLembfgT
>Wake up in the morning
>I still love my waifu
>>27596601
It's a hard life for dashfags, but one of the most rewarding.
>>27596601
>Wake up in the morning
feelin' like P-Diddy
>Wake up in the morning
>Dash is still worst pone
Can I have a Pinkie thread please?
>>27566821
Sure, I like pinkie. Next time, don't use a shitty filthy frank image.
Which one of these ponies would get pregnant first?
>>27596520
Ponk
pank
>>27596520
Pinko
Time for a game
Lets play!
You will be reborn in Equestria with a new body of your choosing but you can only pick one random draw.
Pretty boy:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bishotron
(First description is you)
Magic knight/magical boy:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicalknight
(First description is you)
Evil wizard:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=villain
(First description is you)
Random character:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=charscramble
(First description is you)
Or Pony:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
(Free choice from your selected generation)
What will you do in Equestria with your new body?
>This ungainly stallion is a unicorn who is uncultured, confused, and altruistic. His coat is cherry red. He has a mane that is black and purple, and it reminds you of a pile of leaves. His eyes are apricot-colored. His mark is three flowers.
Well shit, I'm more or less the same.
>>27596350
>The genial and hearty barkeep who only pretends to be incompetent and who is friend to a giant city-smashing monster.
Pay your tab
>This elegant colt is a unicorn who is plucky, air-headed, and peace-loving. His coat is black shading into orange. He has a mane that is brown and orange, and it reminds you of a plume of smoke. His eyes are coffee-colored. His mark is an acorn.
it's not that bad...
Was it suicide?
>>27596081
Yes
>>27596081
No, attempted suicide.
>Tfw trying to get back into MLP after all these years
>Go on youtube
>Look up "MLP season 1" because you've forgot the whole jist of the show
>Click the first episode
>Blocked by B(itch)_Viacom
>"copyright"
>Try watching other episodes
>"copyright"
>Silently cry
>Try surfing the web for full episodes
>Only find blind commentaries
>Try to look for MLP episodes on TV
>NONE
>Look at hubnetwork
>Realize what you are doing
>Tfw you realize you'll probably never get to see my fave pones again
Well shit. That screwed me over so bad.
>>27566214
>not knowing where to download all of the episodes
You are so pathetic. Can you even internet at all?
>>27566225
>Being told not to download any "random shit on your laptop like you did with your old laptop and that's how it fucked up" by the entire family
>>27566214
What is Dailymotion? Or Netflix?
Ok they're here. R8 my Galacon t-shirts. You're the ones who made them
>>27595983
bweautiful
>>27595983
They are great. Will you wear the >rape
shirt and tell us the results when you can?
Seriously. First, this guy writes a great and relatable episode about joining a sports/military team and a half of the board goes butthurt because they can't comprehend a crystally clear message of a lil' girls cartoon, as shut-ins like them never had that experience in their life.
Now he had wrote a "Being a useless NEET is not adequate behavior, and your relatives aren't pleased with that": the episode.
And yet again, half (well, a bit less this time around) of the board of shut-ins can't comprehend the message and are triggered and offended by the mere thought of their lifestyle not being a gift to the people surrounding them.
It's just too good. I get awesome episodes and genuine clownery simultaneously.
>>27566197
Ikr
Priceless!
>>27566197
people here have never done sports and don't have a job, that's why we spend our time shitmosting here
>>27566245
My dad made me do a bunch of sports as a kid, including wrestling and football, which I didn't really care for.
I did kinda enjoy baseball, however.
